MANTALK: WHY HE ONLY TEXTS YOU!

[DANCErin1370]

0:37 pause it lol!!!

[ToriBabyGirl]

Hey okay please put this on your next video!!

Ok so this guy I like let's call him "bob" he likes me to and Bob flirts with me when his friends arnt around and when they r he acts totally different what is happening?!???

[akasistermary]

YOU need a TV show! SERIOUS!  lol

[ReverendMotherISIS]

lol There is no doubt that you are a Extrovert, all your advises is based on that.

[ReverendMotherISIS]

I only text. I never speak in a phone, I hate that. So don't think that all like the same thing.

[vmemak]

You better hand me that remote before I jump up and kiss you so strong that you wouldn't remember anything after that!.... hehe... Ahhhhh you are SO handsome and beautiful!!! You are really very cute!!! <3

[dexlovelyxo]

Does it matter who text's first?! What does a guy think if the girl text first? Desperate or Good?

[proofreader81]

@dexlovelyxo I'll think she is a desperate one. well depend on the situation.

[mrsarchuleta316]

I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS <3

[DirtyLoveIsContagiou]

Um i hate talkin on da phone, and out of all the times he called i only answered once, so i can understand y he doesnt call anymore. But now dat we actually go out i dont know how to change dat. But i really hate talking on the phone n im a girl btw. ANY ADVICE PLEASE :(

[TheEvilTwininator]

Chris your awsome!! :D <3

[randomcutie13]

You Better Hand Me The Remote Before I Go Chuck Norris On You And Lock You In The Dog Kennel. :)

[sdparker20]

I just think your hot ; )

[LorieWild]

haha u frikin' rock dude!

[turidiamonds]

Ur*really*Hot!!!*,idky.guys dont like to talk.on the phone tho. Age21. Ever guy i meet is like that!*....they make me feel as if im boreding*after a month.

[AtiwiSaka]

I hate calling AND texting LOL! Sometimes its the girls fault if she can't help to provide stimulating intellectual conversation. Maybe she is just... boring? shrugs. That is a very plausible reason... Im just saying. He could still love you but you're boring on the phone.

[yokareen]

The guy I like used to live here, but he went off to the service ..So he texts me every now and then , but he doesn't call me and tbh I don't want him to..It'd be kinda awkward. But he did state that he thinks I'm pretty and he likes me but I'm just too far away right now, and he does want to see me every time he's home :) . soo.

[lhj276]

One of my boyfriends would talk for hours with his friends on the phone. I think he's the exception. He's a standup comic and they are fraternal bitches

[Naruto40883]

The reason guy like me don't call there gf. Is because there nervse

[MrLegendoftime]

u better hand me the remote before i make u sit down and watch teletubies all day

[IcePrincess619]

I don't like phones either.

[baldyska871]

whats ur number honey??? :D

[isaiahsiew]

solo he talking about she real sweet er

[alayhaluvsmj]

Hey i want to know what turns men on could you Please do a video on it pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mnetrucker]

You better hand me that remote before i...call Casey Anthony and you end up in her trunk.

[Maddynk01]

Talk to your FIFA friends hahaha dude ily xD

[GreenCures]

I'm in a long-distance relationship ~ he's working on some financial

stuff and is SUPER busy. He mostly texts, but I'm a writer and real

busy too. He's already hinted on he wants to marry me...so I really don't care

as long as I know he loves me.

When he DOES call lately? He's so quiet on the phone, he's very shy too

[FukUWANGSTA1992]

you better hand me that remote before I have to get it myself..

[RachelFreakinLovesU]

"When was the last time you saw a couple guys sittin' on the phone like, 'Hey dude how's it goin?' 'Great! Let me tell you bout' my day!' "

About 4 hours ago.. and it was SO hard to watch TV...

[parlonsdenous]

omg...Are you an angel? xD awfully cute.

[koolaidmanis21]

Before i shart on your face

[pineapplefruitcake42]

You better hand me that remote before I eat some cheese...no you eat it..it was on the flor :)

[mba2ceo]

No ... men try to minimize communication due to the possibility of conflict.

[jsharding80]

Love this!!

[Alllieboo]

Men and Women are different. Really? lol.

[3c1n3r3baihtnyc]

you better hand me that remote before i leave u in the doghouse

[LilMissHazard10]

You better hand me that remote before I... You know... I really don't care if I get the remote cuz this guy is so darn adorable. I could just watch HIM all day instead

[LilMissHazard10]

You better hand me that remote before I... You know... I really don't care if I get the remote cuz this guy is so darn adorable.

[candykis33]

You hit the nail on the head with "men and women are different". The way that we process information is so not the same. In these days of sexting and texting, people need to establish what level of a relationship that are willing to settle for. As you stated - you are the ONLY one that can say if non-verbal communication is appropriate and works for you. : ) Nice post!

[gigglebot4ver]

Finishing that sentence: you better hand me that remote...or ill cut your balls off...dont think i wont do it

[carmanlover1981]

You better hand me that remote before I.. kill u or sick the kids on u

[dean147100]

you better hand me that remote before a take a shit on your couch.

[tech3828]

You better hand me that remote before I....Shuv it up your ass like that one kid

[DarkAdaptedEyes]

bullshit, I HATE talking on the phone, I also hate shopping, gossip, Sex and the City, Cosmo and all other moronic "woman" culture. I am straight and very "feminine" looking. So much for stereotypes, eh? People need to 1. respect themselves and others 2. see people for the individuals they are instead of generic gender stereotypes

[PersoAryanism]

@DarkAdaptedEyes "DarkAdaptedEyes"... lololololol lulzy ass username

[ALEXsk8r]

@CKRfilms yesss this one needs to win

[ALEXsk8r]

you better give me that remote before i... delete your world of warcraft account, then you will be sticking it up your ass

[africanhustler05]

You better hand me that remote before I.....go have sex with your mom and then take her remote.

[ALEXsk8r]

You better hand me that remote before i .... beat the crap out of you and take it from you you little twit

[AWSH17]

R u Brad Pit?

[HistoryTours]

How you been bro I subbed

[HiHoJose]

He's just not that into you.

[yonigga223]

You better hand me that remote before I give you these batteries that I was going to put in the remote but apparently were not FOR the remote.

[27rayy]

lol i like how u laugh at urself :P

[kleansr]

your face is annoying and everything you say

[911mykidsdead]

Ive literally text my g/f saying im out with the boys be home soon, while a chick was riding me.. ;) gotta love it!

[Getanniemated]

why cant my boyfriend look like you?

[yonigga223]

@Getanniemated He can, just get some lidocaine and a knife!

[AfroDyyd]

Stop calling football soccer its wrong!!!!!!

[The4L3Xm]

righteous bro. solid bit dude.

[Mad4Heroes]

you better hand me that remote before i swear at you, get kicked off the french football team, and the rest of the team refuses to train/ play.

:)

[carynis1hotassgirl]

You better hand me that remote before I.....shove it up your ass for not turning to the carynis1hotassgirl channel :) I couldn't resist. I just found this video extremely entertaining and i don't watch anybody here anymore. Thanks for making me giggle for the first time in a long time. It's been a while because of the weak videos people have been posting here lately. Cster Out!

[RoflingNorwegian]

WALDO!!

[jaydavee]

I text them because it's hard to say phrases in person such as "lick my balls"

[000Taja000]

It's confusing !

One day he' s flirting with me and the other he's just ignoring me.

I really like him, so he's makes me going crazy.

What's wrong with him??

[KathrynTerry93]

You better hand me that remote before I...Call the media and tell them there is a backstreet boy steeling my remote!

[airz2783]

you better hand that remote before i go on you like the germans went on australia

[feliut3]

you better hand me that remote before i call Denmark and they make you make a own goal

[Alexishmaeltv]

you better hand be the remote before i "CRUNCH CRUNCH" remotes are yummy

[lovepeacelaughter1]

You better hand me that remote before I have to stop being a lazy fatty and get off the couch to turn on the TV!!!

[Grandelio1984]

You better hand me that remote before I....miss SupDaily06... oh wait that´s on youtube... still give that remote I want to learn spanish and i need silence

[TheTaylorbell21]

You better hand me that remote before i... pew pew pew you till u give it 2 meh

[TheTaylorbell21]

you better hand me that remote before i...Omg look its superman *steals remote* nvm

[BloodyKandi]

lol Fifa Friends

[Axalarax]

You better hand me that remote before i... ooh, butterfly!!

[Axalarax]

You better hand me that remote before i use your remote to turn you on

[soccerkatie123]

U better hand me that remote before I make u watch the History channel!

[OGFordii]

you better hand me that remote before i sit on u n crush u to death

[1ingrid7]

Hey!! Just wanted to say here in Mexico we use the word: "portero" as well, i've never heard the other one. I dunno about other parts of latin america though. =) Hope I'm useful.

[damonmensch]

You better hand me that remote before I... get all pew pew pew on yo ass.

[samsamsABC]

you better hand me that remote before i go zidane vs matterazzi on yo ass!!

[KITTYCAT666444]

you better give me thats remote before i woop your dumb ass

[cocobean014]

ughjkl

[cocobean014]

you better hand me that remote before I....just walk up to the tv and change the channel

[cocobean014]

you better hand me that remote before I....just walk up to the tv and change the channel

[shaggydoo911]

you better give me that remote before I... have to leave Chris a mensaje that will never be picked

[platinumrubies85]

you better give me that remote before I... see Lakers suck again!

[arclightish]

me and my bud always talk hours on the phone but we're gay so that doesn't count does it?

[hottguysgomoo911]

You better hand me that remote before I gibbs slap you

[xxReachOutxx]

you better give me that remote before i have to go get the other one

[Cupida75]

Spike: *Boy, you better hand me that bloody remote before I drain u and turn u into my personal monion, pet!*

Xander: *That's what I wanna see u try, fangless!*

Spike pouts.

Xander sighs:*Damn! Okay, blondie! You can see ur *Passion*-Show!

LOL always liked the bickering of them in *Buffy*. :-)

[Cupida75]

you better hand me that remote before I ... kiss u and tickle u through the couch LOL :-)

love ur videos! keep on doing! :-)

[kthebestgirl]

u made a video ”how to know if a girl is not into you”, how about ” how to know if a guy is NOT into you” or something like that?? coz confusions are made.. i mean u said the BASIC things about how to tell a guy likes u, but how to tell if he doesn.t... pleasE? :D

[eClickNick]

you better hand me that remote before I google your social security number and delete you.

[VukasVenom]

you better hand me that remote before i .. get the el portero after you!

[smilejustin]

you better hand me that remote before I sit on you . . . . . xD

[wannabepopstar08]

You better hand me that remote before I....make you sit and watch Justin Bieber all day long! :D

[lyssalmfao]

you better hand me that remote or i'll... ahhhh screw it *pew pew pew!*

oh hey, thanks for giving me the remote! :D

[fashionbeckons]

YOU BETTER HAND ME THAT REMOTE BEFORE I...USE MY BATTERY-DESTROYING SUPERPOWERS, FORCING YOU TO ACTUALLY GET UP AND PRESS THE BUTTONS ON THE TV!

[InevitableLost]

You better give me the remote before I hit you with it!!!

[ender300000]

Gimme the remote before i punt you out the window so I can watch Scrubs in peace.

[iLoveGWay]

You better hand me that remote before.... I just use this other one to change the channel..... lol :)

[iFouquetTV]

You better hand me that remote before I!....start polishing your nails doing your hair and moisturizing your skin. LOLWUT

[lyndyb88]

you better hand me that remote before i turn on twilight and make you watch rob pattinson's colored on abs all day long

[BRMSlover33]

Man you better hand me that remote before I go KungFu FREAKING NINJA ON YOUR BUTT!!!! I need to watch te World Cup. GOD!!!!!!!!!

[soda1347]

man you better hand me that remote before i cut off you balls and grind them up and feed them to you with horse laxatives and epicac...

[bibbeny]

.....put my size 14,s up your ass,,,side ways!

[mushidebleh]

You better hand me that remote before I cry :'(

[krumpin312anime]

If you dont hand me that remote i'll cut you with a spoon and eat you for dinner!

[heeyitsmm]

YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT REMOTE BEFORE I.!.!. oh its in my hand..

[ohanafighter]

you better hand me that remot before I...turn into El Portero and only text instead of call you!

[casteiknnn]

youbetter hand me that remote before i have to watch... o wait i love this show!!!!!!!!

[cutiebitsofangel]

You better hand me that remote before I ...take out my lightsaber and use the force on your ASS :P

[MsHollyweirdTV]

you better hand me that remote before I break your baby making utensils !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WumboMePanda]

Man, you better give me that remote before I make you el arqureo of mi galleta.

Oh, y te quiero comer. Por que? Tu eres mi galleta! Haha, I learned these words from you! (:

[julesx822]

before I chuck this AIDSburger at you.

[aicha4ever]

if you dnt hand me that remote i wiil shove up ur butt it will change channels out ur mouth

[shuriken125]

man you better hand me that remote before i die. CANT YOU SEE JUSTIN BEIBER IS ON????? I NEED TO GET AWAY!!!!!!

[shmellytaco]

you better hand me that remore before i bite offf your ear like mike tyson!

[theSecondOneOfMe]

You better hand me that remote before I through the TV out of the window. Yeah I would totally do that!!

[seffy1996]

You better hand me the remote before I,I.....please?

[seffy1996]

You better hand me that remote before I..... Go get the other one

[freakyfreak49]

you better hand me that remote before I kick your ass to bancock...

[AlmightyShteve123]

Yay :)

[sithioth]

you better give me that remote woman! lol :P

[Hubbabubblebiatch]

Man you better give me that remote before I... take it and push it into your....yeah I think you know what I mean....su asno...and you won't like it! for sure

[thelillowrise]

YOU BETTER HAND ME THAT REMOTE BEFORE I PENETRATE YOU WITH MY CHODE.

[FricoYeah]

I bet you and Joe have had some lovely phone-communication <3

[JamesBrownvlog]

you better hand me that remote before I..... jump around, jump around, jump up, jump up, and get down.

[Vemela]

Man, you beter give me that remote before I shove it so far in your ear that you'll have to sing It's A Small World After All to interact with us!!! Or else you can learn sign language... >:D

[shikaino4eva1]

Man you better give me that remote before I press the power button on you!!!! :P <33

[utubers4u]

El portero bloques de él porterilla.

Just learned that last week :D

[cattiebrie666]

Man you better give me that remote or I'll sick my cat on you....or something of that natcher *laughs evily*

[rotarin0fficechair]

There are 2 men walking in the woods and then suddenly one of them fall down a hole, stop breathing and their eyes have rolled back to their head. The other man,in panic, phones the emergency service and says: "My friend is dead! What do I do?" The emergency service operator says calmly to the man:"Okay, first...make sure he is dead!". There is a short silence and then a gunshot is heard. The man says: "Okay, now what?"

[Pabstpabst]

Man you better give me that remote or I... gotta get up this chair and zap through these channel manually! AND I DON'T LIKE WORK!

[excabilus]

you better hand me that remote before I send you back to kitchen!

[darkmatt29]

change the channel

[snowiih]

yous a cutiieee

[ZacRoshu2]

i do not have intimacy issues!!! >:0

I just dona;t like talking on the phone.. it feels impersonal....

sry for yelling Chrissy.... :p

[evilxdemonicxkitty]

you better hand me that remote before i call you on the phone and make you talk to me for 3 hours! (which i hate doing but since it tortures you i'll deal with it to get that remote!)

[ErikasZone]

You better hand me that remote before call kanye west to embarrass U as much as Taylor Swift!!! ohhhh :) I love U!! dude! jeje

[chibilover93]

you better hand me that remote before i ... shove it up your ... nose what did u think i was gona say u perve

[PartyGuy870]

u better hand me that remote before i take my take my weave off..oh wait..i dont have one

[AlesiaVideos]

You better hand me that remote before I kick you in your big wrinkly butt!

[MikeNapz]

You better hand me that remote before I steal the last cookie from the cookie jar

[TheBrettBall]

You better hand me that remote before I see Robert Green fail at catching again!!

[tasteslikechildren]

you better hand me that remote before i woop your ass with that sammich you made me earlier!

[TheBrettBall]

Your guy-guy phone call was hilarious! I died laughing!

[lawlersticks]

punch a hole in your arm! D=

[kitkaykat515]

u better hand me that remote before i .............love u

[Spiderman67876]

you better hand me that remote before i get up to get it myself!

[animelover1661XOX]

you better hand me the remote before i make mr.tinkle tinkle on you!

[monkeyman482]

you beter hand me that romote or ill have sex with your sister

[isoobadlylovus5]

you better hand me that remote before i have to blow into the vuvuzela and go crazzyy!! GO GERMANY BTW =))

p.s. america did great against England =)

[Emmely454]

you better hand me that remote or I'll force you to listen to Justin Bieber!

[SniperHawk147]

you better hand me the remote before i...... EAT THE COUCH NOMNOMNOM

[madaboutjonasbros]

you better hand me that remote before I cover it in frogspawn. No one wants to touch frog spawn.

[arisfunny]

you better give me that remote before i stand up and get it myself

[JChong3]

hand me the remote before I break into song! :)

[Pascalliej]

THE NETHERLANDS WILL WIN !

[dreamaker14]

you better hand me that remote before i bring justin beaber to sing you and i promish you you will die so what are you gone to do?

[rapeyadog]

you better hand me that remote before i ...... pour my drink on the floor and blame it on you!

[drne1]

You better hand me that remote before I .... thank you xD

[utubemelisha]

You better hand me that remove before I bust you in your forehead...lol