China Celebrates Status As Number One Polluter

[dlh127kor]

It's too late China!Chinese are so focused on getting rich that, they lost the moral of life, like caring for another or things around you that affects your life! That's what greed does to people! :.( China will become one big waste dump because of their lack of morale!

You should learn from Countries like Japan and S.Korea!

[AlexanderMazarakis]

Anyone notice the guy at 1:04?

[gorgeousaur]

"Cancer is a very modern disease."

Lost it with that.

[nioor]

Is the ambassador the same guy who played Shang Tsung in the Mortal Kombat movies??

*checks IMDB*

/disappointedface

[XxlostmycupcakexX]

im Chinese and this is funny XD

[Audiotwist]

"If pollution ruins a river, we will build a new river. If pollution destroys a mountain, we will build a new mountain!"

This should go down as the best quote in history.

[brdhu1]

westerners say:we musted pollute the envrioment hundurds years ago..because we were wersterners&we wanted to improve our economy&we wanted to conquer the world. and now we don't want the pollution any more..so we move our factories to china..chinese can produce stuffs that we need..but how dare they creat pollution without our permission?

what should chinese say?go fuck yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!asshole!!­!!!!!!!

[NakakaxChew]

@brdhu1 the amount of grammatical error in that comment, is too damn high!

[MARIOFREAK821]

@NakakaxChew Not as high as the rent!

[marinerockkid]

@NakakaxChew I get the joke! YES!... I should get off the internet...

[EatYeFigs]

@brdhu Oh jeez, you Chinese are so prideful. This is satire, if you can't take being made fun of by other countries you will be one unhappy superpower. It's fine if you're news outlets do the same to these "westerners" but as soon as we start picking on you back, you cry like little emperors with your pride hurt. The West and East both have to invest in renewable energy, or the pollution that both hemispheres are producing will kill us all.

[ElongatedVowels]

@brdhu1 What you just said...didn't even make sense. Like, at all...

[Cifyra]

"Chinese people will not be stopped by anything. If pollution ruins a river, we will BUILD a new river. If pollution destroys a mountain, we will BUILD a new mountain." LOLOLOLOL Awesome!

[PabloJalan]

"China has 15 of the 20 most polluted cities in the World."

^Sad but actually true.

[h0rnd0917]

Look like Chinese endangered population 1mil out of a bil to get cancer

[dharmaatdawn]

Let them have their fun. But US is LEADING in ommisions of greengases. Thats right, TAKE THAT CHINA. u can never take our place of number 1 nation in the world.

[destinyfate1]

Cancer is a very modern disease. XD

[bapuker]

cancer is a modern desease LOL!!!!

[soccerballs12]

@PrettyDonkeyJetPenis onion news is fake morron. thats why americans are idiots XD

[Saitenji]

@soccerballs12 I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic. And I'm pretty sure it's spelled "moron." Idiots can't call others idiots!

[Mankindfails]

Comment removed by communist China

[Mr100149]

Nothing else to do in western media?

[bw13187]

the deadpan look at 1:56 made the video

[KarsiDevrim]

China pollutes mankind

watch IuVl05jpkG0&feature

[TheNoobiezz]

Wow, a river n mountain MADE IN CHINA.. i can imagine ;)

[pinkkeith]

Obama is working very hard to make us number one again.

[sneolelodan]

@pinkkeith how can a presadent make air polution. that falt lyes with the people

[pinkkeith]

@sneolelodan what is a presadent?

[sneolelodan]

@pinkkeith you dont know what a president is? its ok if you dont you will learn when your older

[pinkkeith]

@sneolelodan I know what is a "president", I'm just not familiar with the word "presadent". Also, I'll lean from my older what?

[sneolelodan]

@pinkkeith oh thats just a typo. I used (a) instead of (i) and posted my comment before i knew i accidentally spelled it rong but i thought you would be smart enougth to understand what the word was anyways so i didnt make a deal out of one letter.you understand right.

[ohAlanho]

@sneolelodan you moron he's joking about obama making us #1 polluter again

[sneolelodan]

@ohAlanho how do you know it was a joke?

[ohAlanho]

@sneolelodan because who would believe obama would make us #1 again... stop acting smart, clearly you're not

[sneolelodan]

@ohAlanho first off you need to stop acting like you know everything you clearly have no ability to think logically and second who said he wasn't joking what if he was serious and meant what he said because he hates the president . its funny how i'm getting all these comments and replies just from one comment i posted of course i did not take him seriously its impossible.

[ohAlanho]

@sneolelodan sorry you made too much a fool out of yourself to try to comeback, it doesn't take a genius to realize a joke and its pointless to explain it to the ignorant; stay mad bro

[sneolelodan]

@ohAlanho then if you knew so why try and start a argument for nothng. i was just minding my own biusness on youtube then got a reply that somebody called me a maron. and al i ever did was ask a question

[ohAlanho]

@sneolelodan *moron, you weren't minding your own business you were insulting the person who made that joke, stop acting like the victim

[sneolelodan]

@ohAlanho how can the president create air pollution was my first comment and question. I have never insulted the person who made the joke YOU did by contenuing on this stupid conversation about nothing. no where in my previos comments did i insult him/her stop trying to be a hero of nothing by arguing over nothing also do me a favor and dont reply

[ohAlanho]

@sneolelodan silly goose, you create air pollution by not allowing oppurtunities to switch to renewable energy, "dont worry you'll know what a president is when you're older" is quite insulting, or rude, since it just takes 2 words to explain, im not playing hero i hate assholes

[sneolelodan]

@ohAlanho i didn't know i was insulting him by saying you will learn when you are older. he told me himself that he didn't know what a president was so i just thought that he didn't learn yet and that he was a kid. you got this whole thing backwards. that's why i called this whole argument pointless because it's about something that does not exist

[ohAlanho]

@sneolelodan just cause you didnt know it was an insult doesnt mean it isnt, since you poorly worded your thoughts i'll forget this

fyi even a kid knows what a president is

[sneolelodan]

@ohAlanho you clearly cannot comprehend anything it was not an insult to begin with but since you are willing to give up this nonsense i will forgive you. 'Its not my fault you cant read good enuf to understand the main idea'

[ohAlanho]

@sneolelodan so if i slap you in the face and say "in my country that's how we say hi" then you wouldn't be mad?

spell "enough" right before insulting my literacy

[sneolelodan]

@ohAlanho what does that have to do with anything and also you must be desperate to point out somthng as little as a little spelling correction to insult me . i know you are using google chrome i am to so you should know that the word was mis-spelled purposely as an insult to your reasoning but not you.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@pinkkeith We're number one!

[TheChickenRiceBowl]

@pinkkeith nice

[ChristopherNFoster]

@pinkkeith How?

[pinkkeith]

@ChristopherNFoster See the youtube video posted by TheYoungTurks titled "Obama Screws Environment With Smog". It was a tongue in cheek comment and meant to be comical.

[sneolelodan]

@pinkkeith ha yea but living in china and breathing its air is like smoking a pack of cigarettes a day that's why most people there where mask .i hope we don't become number one

[sneolelodan]

well good for them that they are the leader in air polution. they always have to be the best in everything

[saylikubac]

@sneolelodan you are so stupid

[sneolelodan]

@saylikubac i know

[XtraZero]

"Cancer is a very modern disease"

LMAO

[insertnamehereKJK]

At least they ain't fatter than our fartin' darn tootin' asses here in the good ole' USA

[FogiTofu]

@PrettyDonkeyJetPenis hope so, my step mother is Chinese and my friends call me a Chink Lover, I will spend my time with them to help them learn that they are a part of China just as much as the Chinese are! XD growing up white and raised by a Chinese mom is so awesome!!!

[Daniel55556]

Thumbs up if you know coal gives off more radiation then uranium and uranium unlike radioactive coal is contained

[elmaxidelsur]

@Daniel55556 radioactive coal??? what....????

[Daniel55556]

@elmaxidelsur Look it up coal is naturaly radioactive.

[WhiteTiger225]

@elmaxidelsur Its called Trolling. 

[WhiteTiger225]

@elmaxidelsur Basically, scientist idiots pointed out that coal plant smoke is 100 times more radioactive then nuclear plant STEAM. Issue is, water does not hold radiation from the sun long, while solid matter does. So ANY smoke will be 100s of times more radioactive then steam.

[elmaxidelsur]

@WhiteTiger225 thanks, I ithought it was going to be something as stupid as that. Its like people that worry about haven brain cancer in 60 years for using a cell phone but drink before they drive and are 40 pounds overweight.

[TheAuraWolfRising]

Does any one else see a Mao Tse-Tung portrait in the backround of the Chinese ambassador?

[TheKiosk94]

Little children sang a song to the spirit of the poison fish

[THE1V]

damn pp actually take this seriously?



[frostymourne]

@HarrietFoom Can't you see its fake? you troll...

[15468126813846516548]

this is embarrassing.. considering im american

[Mocool68]

that chinese dude is so stereotype , i mean who actually talks like that upset on t.v?

[nge1301]

WTF?

There is a world competition to see what country pollutes more?

I really didnt know that. lol.

Is every kind of polution counting? Because I can help you know. I will throw garbage at a lake to help my country now!

[MissLilyDancer]

No, the man looks Chinese. However, I don't know about distinguishing between Chinese and Korean. But I'm quite sure that the man is Chinese. I'm Japanese.

[aslacuentayya]

@HarrietFoom XDD!!

[Littlesam1718]

@HarrietFoom its the onion

[aslacuentayya]

@Littlesam1718 XD!!

[Littlesam1718]

@HarrietFoom its the onion

[alBoorack]

Relax people...they are the first in "air pollution"

real men pollute the see

[forallpurposesonly]

Holy irony!

[CookieMMMonster]

@HarrietFoom troll lol

[ttosky]

that man looks like and sounds like a Japanese .but his name seems like a Korean one! XD

[pagani8]

It actually does look like there... I was in Shanghia its awful, but super funny video!

[AllyySixtySix]

rofl his name is shoe-long ding

[omariscmpunk]

LETS GET ALL OUR MILITARIES AND NUKES AND KILL THOSE MOTHERFUKING GOOKS

[crownedman104]

@omariscmpunk HURAH!

[FCVP71]

@omariscmpunk I guess you are a low educated amercian idiot...

[TheJackRapper2]

new way of satire.......awesome!

[Megalomantis]

cancer is a very modern disease XD

[TheJasonDR]

@Megalomantis no its not

[pokemongamemasterHD]

@MrMasterMinecraftMan well its true

[brizihe]

As an American, i am so jealous!

[VesperBloodwing]

I got introduced to The Onion minutes ago after clicking a video about finding a human head in a guy's burger. Interested and curious, I decided to watch it. And now I have the pleasure of enjoying such wonderful satire comedy. <3

[ichigo73186]

LOL cancer is a very modern disease

[JeansKismet]

I watched this a couple years ago and I thought it was real...I was so pissed...but now i feel stupid lol.



[StefanSCC]

ambassador shoe?

[CrazyCornhuskerFan]

just went there two weeks, it was awful, pollution in sh ian and bejjing was so bad you couldnt see the sun,and visibility was two blocks some days

[pokemongamemasterHD]

it's because of all the factories thumbs up if you agree

[WinterHaven]

WHOO HOOO!!! It's also efficient POPULATION CONTROL! The Chinese are certainly very innovated, a clever country!

[cuto43]

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[Ainthove]

hahaha in 10 years time, your all will die in air pollution, keep up the good work

[namnguyen2910]

This Chinese four four-stars walk this cruel and brutal truth to our nation, we do not know if you are the communists of our brothers or not, people change too fast, too brutal to our nation. You're talking step, step to form a war that typically people are stomping their feet on the path of Nazi evil, make the brother peoples of our Vietnam, our very precious to you

[edwardschlosser1]

@namnguyen2910 You need to get a refund for that english class you took. They cheated you.

[ahyhijooooo]

@edwardschlosser1 i can't stand teachers online.....

[blackjesuscracker616]

@edwardschlosser1

stupid nigga

[ZackBandicoot]

Hey, it came from the earth, now theyre putting it back

[kevin030305]

corn cobs

[ummglick]

I understand that China is looking at becomming a world leader in the use of alternative energy and products..they had better hurry before their scientists die of lung cancer.

[davidsostupid]

@ummglick LOL :)

[cloverlk]

boring sad.fake and gay

[fdoca]

USA is the second polluter, the second highest smog levels in the world, a sure sign of  prosperity.

WTF stupid propoganda

[lilruc]

@fdoca What? How did America get brought up?

[iastudio]

Cancer is a very MODERN disease. u guys!

[denissss1996]

OMG chinese are so dumb.They will never become the world's most powerful country.USA is and is going to be the worlds most powerful country.GOD bless America and Europe.

[MrBigEnchilada]

@denissss1996 this is a funny joke on a sad reality.....this isnt real news

[MeBeAndreIV]

@denissss1996 pfft hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahah right(sarcasm)

[stylezofom]

thumbs up if you check out the comments only after you see the video cuz you know that the first two will be quotes from the video and it spoils it

[svnelvn]

is this a parody? seems like one

[2012singularity2012]

@svnelvn Nope

[24Rorschach]

@svnelvn Are you stupid? this is real

[Rememberthe18]

@62billion12 ur so passive...now i feel mean....just leave me alone u psycotic trickster.

[Rememberthe18]

@62billion12 u r a fucking moron

[ShaithMaster]

take ya order pree

[Pelea10000]

"Thank you ambassador shoe" LMAO my chinese teacher was called that aswell <3

[bbphnix]

I hope the CCP watches this;

[BBradshawProductions]

How dare China surpass the United States on pollution?!

That's it! I am going to the lake tomorrow and show my patriotism by dumping all my garbage into the lake and buying 10 gallons of paint and dump them in the lake as well.

[bbphnix]

@BBradshawProductions LOL

[ingni123456]

@BBradshawProductions Hope this is satire....

[smfarazm]

US is always after china... But we love you

From Pakistan..

[leemmee]

& guess who they copied this from.. Lol

[ocergnairb]

It's because Americans send all their fucking manufacturing there, it would all be in our country were it not for fucking GLOBALIZATION

[AussiePolitics]

@ocergnairb "our country were it not for fucking GLOBALIZATION" so you hate globalization because it means your country cant be the number one polluter? interesting logic...

[jlr2347]

ahahaaha i love how he says river!

[colepleshe]

If pollution destroy river, we build new river. If pollution destroy mountain, we build new mountain

[AussiePolitics]

@colepleshe yeah that mentality is kind of what is fucking the planet up.

[colepleshe]

@AussiePolitics everyone who agrees we destroy the world raise your hand

[edwardschlosser1]

@colepleshe If you want to live in a cave, hunt with a spear, watch as wild animals drag your kids off for lunch, and die at the ripe old age of 28 from an abscessed tooth, that's your business. I prefer using our natural resourses to make life longer, healthier and happier. If you call that destruction, then I'm all for it.

[93tomb]

@edwardschlosser1 To be honest dude, we are wrecking stuff a bit. I mean, I'm all for progress, but there are... considerations. We are running short on oil resources, pumping the air full of greenhouse gasses as we do. I love progress, but we need other energy sources. We should have kept building nuclear power stations.

[colepleshe]

@edwardschlosser1 yes, i've played fallout long enough to know how to survive

[Banong91]

truth remains though, China WILL surpass America as the worlds superpower. umad?

[sartte]

@Banong91 Right our nuclear submarine fleets and carrier groups say otherwise.

[Banong91]

@sartte your national debt doesn't agree with you though...

[sartte]

@Banong91 National Debt doesn't affect me,my family,my friends or the Armed forces of the United States of America.

[realdad32]

@Banong91 lmao I hope China doesnt build its tanks and jetfighters like it does the rest of the crap it builds or they will fall apart in the middle of battle! lol China still wont have air superiority, and thats what counts. We got shit way in advance there. u mad?

[m2bleo7]

People are so brilliant calling this video racist. You know, because your country dictates your race, unless you aren't a moron... Also, I would like to congratulate the Chinese people on their glorious achievement, if only my lungs were half as black as theirs!

[farneyblakeley]

the onion is an independent news outlet which tells stories other networks will not dare to cover. It's only the liberal bias of mainstream media which leads them to portray pollution, the natural result of progress, in a negative fashion

[gkenichi1]

he sounds as if he's speaking japanese

[gkenichi1]

why does the chinese guy speaks like mr.meyahgi in Karate Kid?

[Kr4zyAc3]

actually back in england during the 1800s smoke and pollution was seen as progress too

[abidatullah]

Sick....!!

[darnit78]

is this a joke?

[Tommy197910]

@darnit78 I was wondering the same thing. Why don't they just suck a dose of diesel exhaust in the morning to get their daily dose. They'll die from carbon monoxide poisoning before the cancer kills them..lol!

[The1stPoster]

@Tommy197910 no, the idea is that you cause as much damage as possible to the earth before you die.

[Pilaf1984]

@darnit78 The Onion is real just like Jesus.

[JJAB91]

@darnit78 Fucking duh.

[irepeatyou]

lol 'the labor of the people has made the sky black, we are very proud!'

[OmniDude90]

I am so proud I am Chinese

[taiyo888]

"That looks really polluted!"

"Thank you!" 

[JoshuaHo93]

fuck this vid. its racist.

[juiop9000]

@JoshuaHo93 Fuck you, its funny

[JJAB91]

@JoshuaHo93 How?

[iTouchin]

America wished it had HALF the smog we do!

[muik99]

0:01

[jedi132008]

Hi my name iz jed, I like cheese

[xxxeMoforAday22xxx]

You know what this means America, U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!!! Let's all develop a smoking addiction, increase our industry, crush all the Prius's in the country, deport the liberal's back to Norway, deport the conservatives back to 1942 Germany, HE WHO SPEAKS AGAINST ME WILL BE BURNED FROM THE HIGHEST SMOKEHOUSE!!! PHILLIP FOR DICTATOR 2012!!!!

[chenxkun]

I don't get how being the number one polluter is a good thing..

[juniperlei]

@chenxkun its not real

[JJAB91]

@chenxkun You realize this is a joke right?

[MichaelKrary]

@JJAB91

You think this is a joke? Besides the parade footage, everything else is true.

[JJAB91]

@MichaelKrary The only thing that is true here is that China is in fact the number 1 polluter.

[durbinpoison775]

The first totally true onion report.

[LauraBeachnut]

Thumbs _CAN WE______Please____put an____END You Tube Arguing !

[cyanmanta]

Seriously? Those are the top-rated comments? Man, I don't pay a cent to watch YouTube, and yet just seeing those comments as top-rated, I feel like I'm being overcharged.