so many tales have chosen ones or something. thank you anchent greeks for this cliche. but i guess if its asia then they came to that arktype on their own.
You either love or hate this movie. That's because not everyone gets this type of humor. Some people, like the movie critics, think the movie is stupid, but that's exactly the point.
Personally, I love this movie. I've seen it 10 times and it cracks me up every time.
Too bad there isn't part two of this movie (Tongue of Fury). ...it never came out.
Me and my siblings would do this all the time..It was so funny back in the day..I would go, "CHOOOSEEENN ONEEEEE!!!" And my brother would run in place, yellin' "I'm coming!"
@diplexbullet19 LOL Like Monthy Python never lifted anything from anywhere either? They were excellent comics and pioneers in many ways. But they didn't come up wiith a lot of their material without some external inspiration.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I fkn loooove this part of kung pow, me and cat full on talk about it, evenn laugh everyday about it. Its just helerious, weeeeeeeeeeeewwwweeee "warghhh" Cat: chossinn one wargh me and cat: im commin :D lmaoooo
this is one of the funniest movies i have ever seen, i remember seeing this and literally falling out of my chair from laughing so hard. No movie has ever made me do that.
It's stupid but funny
supertabby06 4 weeks ago
Reddit?
likeomgjordan 1 month ago
Spoiler:
He's coming
uhkdusrysya 1 month ago
HASHAHHAHAHHA OMGGMO MGAHAH
schmexs 2 months ago
ahahah
minigunexo 3 months ago
dam i wanted to see the part with the net
rapiddog1999V3 3 months ago
I like the part where she says, "CHOSEN ONE!"
cellslayer78 4 months ago
I love how he's further away the third time XD
Tails19950 4 months ago 6
wee o wee o wee o wee o wee o wee o khaaaaa.
BassHeadsProduction 5 months ago
They stole this joke from monty python and the holy grail.
LeahWayEarth 5 months ago
Lady: CHOSEN ONE
Man: I'm coming!!!
Lady:CHOSEN ONE
Man:I'm Coming!!!
Lady:CHOSEN ONE
Man: .......I came...
killacole18 5 months ago
so did anyone else notice that he like moved back really far? lol
Geebees93 5 months ago
@Geebees93 no shit
Nickcheese100000 5 months ago 6
so many tales have chosen ones or something. thank you anchent greeks for this cliche. but i guess if its asia then they came to that arktype on their own.
gethsoftware 5 months ago
IM COMING
andreafaul 6 months ago
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best movie ever.
lazerroarswtf 6 months ago
im pretty sure alot of people have already said this, but ill say it anyway...
THATS WHAT SHE SAID=)
MrTheguywithalife 7 months ago
Press 2 for "Waaaaaaaaaaaacchhh"
MrPhoenix1710 7 months ago
Waaaccchhhh
DahPurpleHippo 7 months ago
hes coming 10 million miles
UndieBandit 7 months ago
more than 10 years and still waiting the kung pow 2 :(
chipaputalaguea 7 months ago 4
LOL Love this scene!
FaeMadaleine 8 months ago
It's funny how he moves 2 the the back again
Timehn36k9voc 8 months ago
if this had been family guy, they would have drawn it out for 10 minutes..
goldieboylover986 9 months ago
hahaha after so many years this is still funny
kamilien 9 months ago
*austin powers* uh thank you
Iwillgiveyouctime 9 months ago
if it took that long to come, how long will he take to cum...
xxedwincorexx 9 months ago
when I hear someone saying 'chosen one' I always think of this scene xD
IfritAxel 9 months ago
I'm cumming
GothicKingCobra52 10 months ago 21
3 people didn't came......man that sounded wrong...
ManaAdvent 10 months ago
Monty python is all I can think of when it comes to this part
Sabin06 10 months ago 3
LMAO!
incompleteinsanity 11 months ago
Choooosen 1! *Deep voice* Im comin!
Brady736 11 months ago
I HOPE THEY HAVE ICEIES!
MegaMostawesome 11 months ago 3
Man, he's slow!!! Lol. XD
NintendoSegaSonyGuy 11 months ago
im cumming.
ajinomoto16 11 months ago 6
CHOSEN ONE, WACHAAA
undertaker1779 11 months ago
tiny net XD
jango2011 1 year ago
this is what i say to my parents.
jon99867 1 year ago
I... will... not... be stopped... by a tiny net ! I'll reverse the capture method, and yaah-- free!!
LilPinkFuzzyMonster 1 year ago 4
My Favorite part is when he is running.
Chivasguy100 1 year ago 3
do people realize that the third time he's farther away than on the second time? haha
squiresuzuki 1 year ago
@squiresuzuki Thats like.. the point..
zmer0zz 1 year ago 4
@squiresuzuki that's kinda the point... LOL
QuiKKii 9 months ago
my favorite part was "im coming"
EleventyBillion861 1 year ago
Wahhhhkkkhhh
FLOYDisGAYnz 1 year ago
ok. lol
coltsfan21189398 1 year ago
Lmao just a joke about him taking for ever hahah but still funny fuckin shit
BlackLabelSociety234 1 year ago
WHRAAA! Im dying!
This is probably the only movie me and my friend had to put on pause because of laughing.
MaddaHaody 1 year ago 5
Chosen One !!!! QWAAAAHH!!!
Im Comin
Chosen One !!!! QWAAAAAH!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!
herovuive 1 year ago
after 5 years.. i finally get it.
Ladyx2PM 1 year ago 5
@Ladyx2PM explain it to me
RileyzC0mit 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... ROFLMAO!
"I'm coming" forever is epic!
RainjiKowaru 1 year ago
QUAAAAAAHHH ! lol
SuzSeptember 1 year ago
hahaha "chosen one!! qwah!"
i love this movie
alevsener2 1 year ago
@alevsener2 Lol that always makes me laugh xD
LordNavarre13 8 months ago
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You either love or hate this movie. That's because not everyone gets this type of humor. Some people, like the movie critics, think the movie is stupid, but that's exactly the point.
Personally, I love this movie. I've seen it 10 times and it cracks me up every time.
Too bad there isn't part two of this movie (Tongue of Fury). ...it never came out.
djamigolxr50 1 year ago
Chosen one! QUAH.
MegDog360 1 year ago
QUAAAAHHH
sonic911 1 year ago 2
Me and my siblings would do this all the time..It was so funny back in the day..I would go, "CHOOOSEEENN ONEEEEE!!!" And my brother would run in place, yellin' "I'm coming!"
fuaxe 1 year ago 24
@fuaxe so wld v dude..... so wld v(frnd and i)
cradleofdeath123 1 year ago
ripped off monty python holy grail with this bit but still lol
diplexbullet19 1 year ago
@diplexbullet19 LOL Like Monthy Python never lifted anything from anywhere either? They were excellent comics and pioneers in many ways. But they didn't come up wiith a lot of their material without some external inspiration.
kamehamehacker 1 year ago
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"I will not be stopped by a net!"
abSOULuteD 1 year ago
This was by far one of the best scenes in the movie lol
A7Xsephiroth 1 year ago
chosen one!!!! qwahhhhhh!!!
Christopherwilder47 1 year ago
Chosen one! QUAAAAAAAHHH!
Ling?
Hurry!
i'm coming!
Chosen one!
im coming!
chosen one! im coming!
xSUPERxMWxBROSx 1 year ago
LOL ! Chosen One! Quahhh! !
ange8001994 1 year ago
lol, thats what she said.
Mitchp0wnzU 1 year ago
Ahaha. Great tribute to Monty Python. :)
newabortion515 1 year ago 4
Best scene in the whole movie XD
blobbhed 1 year ago
@blobbhed best scene was the tiny net
AngelusFitzgerald 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I fkn loooove this part of kung pow, me and cat full on talk about it, evenn laugh everyday about it. Its just helerious, weeeeeeeeeeeewwwweeee "warghhh" Cat: chossinn one wargh me and cat: im commin :D lmaoooo
XxBabeJessXx17 1 year ago 2
This scene made me laugh SO hard the first time I saw it, especially when he got trapped in the net xD
Tenshikahaku 1 year ago 3
QUACK!!!
Skoringo 1 year ago
Chosen one!!!! QUACK hahaha
EBoAUSTIN 1 year ago
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i use to know a chosen one :T
themanonthemoon12 1 year ago
i use to know a chosen one..
themanonthemoon12 1 year ago
He's coming!
ILuvDeliciousCake 1 year ago 2
they should have gone all the way with the net trap XD
BullySAS 1 year ago
IM CUMMING, WAIT
eskabarz90 1 year ago
after this scene is the "NET OF DEATH"!!!!!!!!!!
alxk1237 1 year ago 3
ling?
ergunziban 1 year ago
@ergunziban lmfaooo !!! XD
slickEmsgurl4eva21 1 year ago
sin duda una de las escenas dignas del Oscar!!
manuel94100 1 year ago
Rofl. How did he go all the way back again? xD
XxXMidnaXZantXxX 1 year ago 5
LMAO "chosen one! whaaa!"
RYNO2511 1 year ago 2
Hmm, this looks familiar
*thinks of Monmty Python*
Zuyuri 1 year ago
Ling? IM COMING
CONV3RSExxV4NS 1 year ago
*WAAAKKKKHHH*
J3R1N427i 1 year ago
"Chosen Onnneeee!!!! *WAAAKKK* "
ROFL
ArcFreesia 1 year ago
this is one of the funniest movies i have ever seen, i remember seeing this and literally falling out of my chair from laughing so hard. No movie has ever made me do that.
sometimesoonfan 1 year ago 44
LOL
Liconides 2 years ago
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i want my 17 seconds back
kirby4d 2 years ago
If you dont like this scene of the movie, just shut up!
MrJuanekor 2 years ago
yo momma
kirby4d 2 years ago
man, i almost pissed my self when i saw this part
o00DoomGaze00o 2 years ago 6
I´m CUMMING !
jontevf 2 years ago 4
This is taken from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
phxsns1 2 years ago
@phxsns1 its true lol
TheJorgeEffect 2 years ago
I'M COMMING
HunterOficial 2 years ago 2
This is like the scene from Monty Python the holy grail :P
Snaggbash2000 2 years ago 7
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yeah it makes no fucking sense and isnt even remotely funny
kirby4d 2 years ago
"i will not be stopped by a tiny net!"
HomunkulusGnom 2 years ago
@HomunkulusGnom yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. it's a net and it is TINY!
Castiel207 2 years ago
@Castiel207
tinyuiuiuiui (ling version)
HomunkulusGnom 2 years ago
chosen one! WRARH!!
hippiefisken 2 years ago 4
Kung Pow II is in production people! Yesssssss.
NukeThirstder 2 years ago 15
@NukeThirstder more detail please
sharkboy1107 7 months ago
CWAHHH!!!!
spicyMcHAGGIS9green 2 years ago 3
Bahahaha, I love this scene... xD
iSheikah 2 years ago 3
Chosen One!! Qxuahhh!!
MarchingFloyd 2 years ago 7
awe, so that would be the way it is spelled.
NukeThirstder 2 years ago
weeaweeaweee
halojoe3 2 years ago 4
CHOSEN ONE (weird noise)
slappycider 2 years ago 7
Wach! Kung Pow so hilarious
Muffinman3670 2 years ago 2
that's what she said.
emericaskater112 2 years ago 126
@emericaskater112 lol nice
BenjaminT16 1 year ago
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CADPATKrieger 2 years ago
Chosen one! WEHAGHGHHG!
XxXWAKEXxX 2 years ago 5
WHEEEEEEEEEEE
EmzyAnnFrsbrg 2 years ago
LMFAOO !!! QUAAAAAAAAHHH !
slickEmsgurl4eva21 2 years ago 124
That was the most random noise I've ever heard someone make! xD
QuesoGr7 2 years ago 10
@slickEmsgurl4eva21
Squirtlezgurl07 1 year ago
@slickEmsgurl4eva21 OMG LMAO
chandler907 1 year ago
NO, Stopped by an evil net! WEUWUEUWWUEUWUEWEEEEE!
99STROWNS77 2 years ago 5
the best part of the movie :D
uqqlarn 2 years ago 4
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....they make the movie look so pathetic XD
dogsbone07 2 years ago
jhaajhajhajhajhajahjahajhajha i fckng love this part!!!! Jahajhajhajha
xoxopad 2 years ago
yah you're cool
mustangman900 2 years ago
;D thnks
xoxopad 2 years ago
QUAHHH
OceanAndSilence 2 years ago 4
They shud dig up other old films and do this same thing, dubb over them,
RaikenXion 2 years ago
lol hahahahaha omg i forgot about this moive, i laughed at that part XD
jonabig 2 years ago
lol
h-hurry
R3v0luti0n1 2 years ago
funiest thing he knows its getting longer!
emhot20 2 years ago
LOL. One of the funniest movies ever.
Whoever thought of this was a genius.
mkman7432 2 years ago 4
the one who made this is the star of the movie
thenameisRockmaniX 2 years ago 4
steve oedekerk. :D
heyhalliehere 2 years ago 2
Steve Oedekerk was the director.
Same as directed the "Ace Ventura" movies ;)
AlbertRavn 2 years ago 4
chozen won oohwahhcccc
RoCSaran 2 years ago
WAACH
emptyeye901 2 years ago 4
one of my fav parts ;)
Vlaki111 3 years ago 3
why isnt it the full thing :(
jackubusT 3 years ago 4
lol!!!
luvscats69 3 years ago
I'm coming!
gabrielvela 3 years ago 10
yay
ohmermaidme 3 years ago
Chosen one!
ohmermaidme 3 years ago 5