Artie Lange Quits Pt. 1

[khoafilm]

this is the ONLY interesting thing Artie's ever done on the show in 9 years

[redryan20000]

good riddance. this fat miserable fuck was a waste of oxygen

[MegaRudyray]

Artie - u can't keep forgetting shit

Teddy - YOU forget shit

Wtf? You can't speak that way to ur boss.

At the same time Artie did overreact.  I think he was trying to get fired here

[joemj413]

STOOOOOP SHUT UP! SHUT UP! NO NO NO HE'S BEING A FAGGOT RIGHT NOW! Artie was pissed off

[TheMrplayitsafe]

all the people siding with teddy should think of how they talk to their managers at their jobs and realize teddy's a spoiled brat.

[InHomeGuitarLessons]

Im siding with teddy on this one...Imagine working with Artie...Im sure thats a breeze lol

[quidseeker]

I got chills.....when I came.

[bababooeylover]

Artie, you're a sucker...

[bababooeylover]

Ted's down w/ Bloomies. Fucking classic.

[sschhuu]

@tt0the and let us not forget the lesson of proper grammar and spelling

[GunGemini]

Teddy is incompetent=FIRED

[TR86]

Artie was a true leader and played a key role in the success of the Stern show. Howard did a great job in the start, but Artie kept the show going strong.

[SCUBONZIES]

POOR TEDDY THERE MESSED UP THERE TWO LOSER'S THAT DON'T OWN TEDDY

[gamingeugenics]

Teddy can't fulfill the responsibilities of his job= fired! Teddy is an idiot. I could do this job no problem.

[Georgie2500]

fuck teddy

[fagggg101]

I love and miss Artie

[TheRevolutionCanada]

I swear to god for some reason teddy sounds like he is jewish, I know it sounds dumb but thats what I get from him

[johnnyXsniper]

teddy sounds like an absolute fuckin dickhole

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

Wonder what Teddy's doing these days?

[campbpar]

Adults in diapers.

[nickwade1]

Artie sounds like a douche probably spoilt rotten by a fawning mother as a kid , pity he never grew up.

[sr038]

When Howard and Robin interrupt and say "oh will you stop it", when Artie states a legitimate complaint, that minimizes what their coworker is saying...Artie should sue for Howard contributing to a hostile workplace

[lanee1967]

It all boils down to one thing: If you want it done right DO IT YOURSELF. These people get too big for their pants and lose touch with their own personal responsibilities. I love Artie but he's wrong. If Ted did that bad a job, Artie should have fired him.

[andy23822]

Artie is a good dude...He just needs some help and support from people who really care.

[cbra66]

"you should not suck!!!!" .......classic

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[DaveS12382]

@SELFproclaimedVIRGIN well then, you must be sacrificed and offered to god. You need your throat slit and to bleed out all in the name of purity.

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

@DaveS12382 I want to have ( sex ) first before that happens i do not know what it is like and what it would feel like for the very first

[DaveS12382]

@SELFproclaimedVIRGIN its nothing. go pay a whore to blow and fuck you, then I'll kill you.

[tvisentin]

hahhahaha "Bloomies" I love Artie

[guitarguy7788]

fire that fuck face. ill be artie's assistant. i have no sympathy for people that are completely devoid of logic. guy is a RETARD

[txguy1980]

Its obvious that Artie has issues here and is a complete prick. If you don't like your assitant than fire them and get a new one. But he has to degrade his assitant and bash him in front of everyone he meets. Real classy!

[TobyTheRobot]

@txguy1980 you must be new to the show.

[DOGxDAYxSONxRISE]

All bullshit aside... listen to the show THEN with Artie, and listen to it NOW... Jesus they need Artie back again. He had a great knack for sensing when the show was getting dull for listeners, and he'd spice it up. Great improv, really quick, and not to mention his laugh just cracks me the hell up.

[Dontwealldigmusic]

He is so on drugs right here!!! hahahah! its so obvious!

[gyromancy2]

Why is howard defending Teddy so much?

[CreativeProfiteer98]

I don't know if I'd be going off as much as Artie, but if you screw up, you accept responsibility and that's the end of it. You don't make excuses.

[WantTeaBag]

you guys have no heart,teddy fucked up but didnt deserve that he sounded like he was in tears but they were still ripping him

[aSmartApe]

okay he lent him 8 grand, end of story, and the guy isnt a good assistant. He's making excuses for things he should have been fired for. He left the guys personal information in a public place where anyone could have access to it. Now I'm not sure if teddies gayness matters, but i really doubt he's gay just because he said bloomies. Do you know who are bad people though, the ones who say he should just go out and kill himself. Wishing someone dead is a whole knew level of pychotic.

[tremer88]

that assistant is a bitch, if i was arties assistant i wouldnt ask for much, but im not a douche bag whos in debt

[indianajoe219]

Kids like Teddy would have never made it in my generation. These kids under 25 are fucking lazy, self-centered pieces of shit who wouldn't make it through a real hard days work. I totally see Artie's side on this one!!!!!!!

[urdaughterisawhore]

Teddy sounds like an ungrateful fuck!

[rudenoodle]

Artie needed his ass kicked, if someone would have gave him a beating it would have got his mind right and he wouldn't be wallowing in depression right now.

[rudenoodle]

Artie needed his ass kicked, if someone would have gave him a beating it would have got his mind right and he wouldn't be wallowing in depression right now.

[Tavevision]

Teddy does sound like a faggot

[jetliigor]

That's because he actually is gay. I'm not trying to insult him, but he's gay, you can easily see. After all he said "bloomies" LOL

[jdaking1]

Howard influence these things, He influenced Arties suicide also. How can Howard say Artie's is friend but then puts all of his private life on the air and make fun of his drug addiction? That's something that I would never do to a friend or "BRO".

[mrfinn9]

Friggen celebs. These people really think they can treat people like shit and people are supposed to take it. To bring up this guys financial problems on air is awful. This guy is an ass and pretty typical of the establishment.

[CQ1981331]

500$ to load an ipod...artie actually sounds pretty generous

[ULTRADREW1]

I would love to have a boss like artie--almost all of my bosses werent half the guy that artie is!

[DRUGSMPC2000XL]

wow.he had a great reason to blow up.this guy's messing with his life basically.but he took down his credit card number.then he has the nerve to talk cash money s..t like he doesn.t even care about how much of a sh..ty job he's doing.i would have punched him in his f..king face.

[mlking213]

Bloomies.............LOL.

[keflar5]

Artie sounds like a sensitive guy, good of him to loan the guy money

[Shlumpledink]

God artie get off this shit. I hope you get better and never spiral again

[kellysmash99]

THIS IS GREAT RADIO

[ShiftyShifts]

What a fucking asshole man. So Artie messes his shit up and yells at his assistance.

[Constavlos]

artie says: don't hire fags.

[TheMrplayitsafe]

Yesterday I listened to a few artie's. as i was listening to old stern. It's funny, and sad because as nearly as last JANUARY he returned from his wheat grass rehab and was still actually pretty sharp, but beginning to get sloppy. and then spring, the joe buck thing, and by the summer he wasn't funny anymore...guffawing with gilbert gottfried, interrupting howard, it really was the same joke variations of 'the guy who can't stop laughing' and CHAS the manly transgender over and over.

[tigerwoodsondxm]

teddy = knows how to fuck up the best job ever , FREAK

[AngelofMusic8587]

Artie, go stab yourself...ops, you already did. BLAH HA HA

[Clausfarre]

I fucking hate moochers. I've had those in my life so I'm completely with Artie here. He has apparently been way too nice for too long.

[AngelofMusic8587]

@Clausfarre Artie is a load of shit.

[DONDIVA1969]

Die motherfucker die!

[FireAlarm]

Sure Teddy may not be the greatest of assisstance, but he for damn sure did not deserve this. Im am SURE Artie could have fired him long before this happen/ Teddy sounds like he needs more growing up to do, he sounds like a kid. And Artie should seek help because hes such as ass hole to this kid, Artie should seek fucking help hes a fucking mess...Even tho i can understand him when it comes to borrowing out money to in that portion, i would get upset also...

[BigD5784]

you can't see all new shows at that website and artie isnt dead you douche bags

[chronicdep]

Danre cook Dane cook! that guys a fucking douche. shut the fuck up you fag!

[shaezarian86]

hey man listen I though dane was a fucking goof when I saw him too, but listen to his latest stuff he has gotten way better.

[JVAUGHN97]

fuck ya you can he is sooo fuckin hilarious

[isolated808]

@shaezarian86 go fuck yourself faggot artie rocks..........

[AngelofMusic8587]

@isolated808 Artie wanted to be maggot food.

[destroso]

hahahahahhahahhahahahahahahaha­ha

[alien3456]

Teddy is the worst assisstant in the world. If you want to be paid well to handle someone else's day to day business, you better have everything down and ready, not have Artie remind you everyday what your fucking job is.

[tt0the]

AnyBody hearin this who thinks Artie is a douche needs to B locked in a padded cell. ArtieS payin good money to an obviously incompetent assistant who is very good at playin the sympathy card. If anyThing this shows that Arties greater judgement and intelligence is overRuled by his unDenyably kid spirit which cannot fight against the urge to help a friend in need.

The main lesson learned from this major meltDown is

Never get into business with friends

[shaezarian86]

are you his mon in disguise

[cartonhead]

Artie is a douche

that's not a way to talk to someone

[bastardcheif]

@cartonhead

it is if he's stealing your fucking money from you.

[jdaking1]

@tt0the all of that is true, but Artie is scaring me! seriously!

[netfan44]

@tt0the Just becazseu you give money to someone doesn't make you a good person. Actually this proves he is even more of an asshole because he uses the fact that he lent someone money as a fuel for his arguments against them. If you lend someone money you do it because you wan to help them out. You don't use it as a weapon to use against them when you want to. Artie should have died

[dabearcub]

@tt0the True, the fat hack hired a stupid piece of white trash. I hope Teddy's girlfriend leaves him, because he's a retard looking faggot.

[Tavevision]

@tt0the Its called heroin

[TheHbkbestever]

@tt0the i hope that fucking drugie just fucking dies he is a piece of garbage, why did he survive a sucide attempt, he is a watse of human life

[Michael326]

@tt0the

you'RE sucH a fuckinG dumbasS. learN tO fuckinG typE.

[jimmyjilangali]

@tt0the You need some serious grammar lessons. 

[AchromaticAdulation]

@tt0the You get paid for sucking his cock? Just askin.........

[southrules]

@tt0the

Artie isn't a douche, he's just not funny. Stay gone Artsie...ya douche.

[NY1love]

@tt0the Artie is a loser douchey douche.

[BishopRealTalk98]

Lang, typical tri state d bag.

[djrobertjohnson]

arty is an ass hole but i had such a cake job that fat asshole wouldent have to worry about shit. i would let him call me pepper potts if he wanted. That fagget kid doesent know how good he has it

[SYNDICADO]

If someone payed me 500 bucks to load his IPOD i wouldnt complain!!

[rlegear19]

I have seen what a complete asshole that Lange is when he took over the Joe Buck show. Karma will bite him in the ass.

[useurnam]

Artie was the only funny thing on that show. Period.

[Djclyve]

Poor Teddy. He didn't deserve this. Artie sux sometimes.

[SYNDICADO]

He didn't?!

Have you ever had incompetent people work for you!!?

Its EXHAUSTING holding there hand all day !!

[BillionYearSP]

Artie is a load of unfunny shit.

[1901974]

artie fat mental patient .....fuckin joke...all of em retards and that black mole shed be picking shit of the street

[Colombchaos]

For $500 bux, I would do anything to Artie!!!

[kullprit]

This fight is all over youtube.

Why hasn't anyone uploaded the Artie VS Howard fight.

That was probably the best one

[TheCoonceR]

It is on youtube. The video version of it is on here try searching for it.

[TheMarkistaBomb]

"STERN SHUT UP!!!!!!...NO no he's bein a faggot! right now!"

[Hughezy]

HAHA! that's my favourite bit, it's just pure rage!

artie's the man

[MrPerdition]

What really sucks nowadays is offices are filled with people like Teddy. Its one thing to fuck up, but to toss it aside like that. No employee should ever say in front of their boss: ¨Yeah, there are probably a thousand things I should have done differently.¨

[MrPerdition]

one day after my Sirius subscription expires, this fight happens. Ugh!

[tripleleo]

Ted sounds like an ungrateful prick, even if Artie is a drama queen

[Bonobaby77]

Artie might have been on something , but teddy is a real shit head ! After this incident ,I wanted to beat the shit outta him !

[Bababooey619]

Artie is gay and fagot !!

[Hounsfield]

What "man" throws shit at another man? What a fat fuck loser. Drama queen, fake.

[bigbluedinosaur]

Artie is fat.

[Cuntroversial]

Artie is an ahole sometimes

[nyran125]

wow that assistant gets loads of money. Id have his job and copy the passport and credit card number to have a $8000 bonus and $500 here and there. Fckin sweet fire teddy and hire me lol.

[lastardriver]

Artie rocks. Fuck all you bitches.

[Otaku155]

Artie is such a dipshit

[Hughezy]

when Artie yells "STOP SHUT UP!".... that's fucking funny

[SundiataKeita]

in all fairness artie sounds like a good boss, to give him $10,000 on top of his salary he isnt goin to get back...

[Hughezy]

Artie clearly sounds on drugs here, listen to how fast he's talking

[fengineer08]

Assistant or not, you don't act like that to someone. I would have knocked his fat fucking ass out.

[Hounsfield]

Artie is a punk. I'd love to see someone knock his fat ass out. He's a drama queen

[maximusthegay]

agreed

[MaxEm87]

kind of disappointing, no video.. but still, great saga

[damM3]

Artie is a fat ass but his assistant was a douche for leaving the shit in the copy machine and the you forget shit comment.

[deekblue128]

artie is a real jeark

[yggiz420]

YOU SHOULD NOT SUCK!

[emmteez]

jackies horrible....artie rules

[arc24angel]

hey matt metal thanks for putting this on here..

Howard Stern is the best.. I used to love to listen to him when it was on the reg radio in Jersey...

[KOHF34]

I'm suprised this didn't escalate into murder.

[DarthMifune]

Artie Lange sucks fat cock. Bring back Jackie!

[mickeymantle0007]

hell yeah. only good thing artie is good at is finding new ways to ruin the show. jackie was good or another new comic might be interesting

[moviedude22]

jackie jokeman??...is that really you?

[OneTickedTiger]

I would never keep personal information....

You are just asking for trouble if it was stolen. It's a BIG double standard.

[chack1231]

jackie was a 100% better

[emmteez]

ya his annoying laugh over and over really contributed to the show...YAWN..Artie owns Jackie, this show is gold!

[mickeymantle0007]

artie and teddy are fag lovers. i'd bet any amount of money.

[djeurofreak]

It seems there are a lot of mixed comments about Artie, but it's so interesting that his book just hit the NY Times bestseller (the presales were through the roof!). I read it, and his stories are a blast! I've seen his stand-up, and I think he is hysterical.

[AlteredBridge]

have you watched his dvd "it's the whiskey talking" lol

funniest shit ever!

[YankeesObama]

His book is pretty good...

he's nuts though.

[prooc]

He's only friends with Teddy so he can have someone to yell at.

[greenergrass4130]

artie's an asshole and teddy's a deadbeat

[markootchie]

calm down and be nice artie.

[drummy41]

FFIIIIRRRREEEEE!!!!!

hahaha, I love Artie.

[spetluk]

Artie is the best part of the Stern Show now...but this isent his best moment lol

[torkerbmx]

Howard wove his evil web , he doesnt care about shitt but his money

[icuiidan]

The happiest day of my life will be the day that Howard finally announces that the fat fuck Artie is dead. I will laugh my face off. He is a fucking waste of space.

[jacobkun]

your truly a worthless human being.

[Cuntroversial]

That's pretty mean

[paralellomniverse]

Vintage Stern was the best. Can't get those golden oldies though cause WNNNNNNNNN-BC! owns them.If I was howard I'd buy my earlier shows back from them.Or if I were wnbc I'd mass produce and sell them puppies.Where could those recordings be in the archives? - whatta waste!

[KingofNewark]

I thought they got those back? I guess only the KRock ones then.

[mpr3275]

He does own his tapes now.

[spetluk]

he playes them every friday he has Mastertape theater on Howard 100

[CindyRose1]

BLOOMIES  BAHAHHAHAA

[torkerbmx]

i think ralph screws beth and howard licks it

[torkerbmx]

everyone is so sick of howard cutting off gary and artie, nobody wants to hear what Howard wants to talk about. He's only worried about getting out of the studio and back to his money and Beth who is using him, i mean come on you would have to be retarded not to see that.

Howard cut off the War stories to discuss more of his stupid queer shit, i dumped my sirius subscription after i realised its bullshit , their is no revelution and Ralph is a faggot

[kcufmalsi]

LOL, so dramatic.

[kcufmalsi]

Artie sucks dick.. Jackie was the best.. Stern jumped the shark when he hired Artie.

[khuddle]

Agreed. The Jokeman was great. Howard's done anyway, its a young man's game, guys over 50 are just sad.

[rhinoman34]

and yet Howard has an exponentially larger audience than any other radio show. And that was before the XM/sirius merger - soon he will have almost double the audience.

[khuddle]

Good for him. I haven't listened in years and haven't missed him at all.

[0g0p0g0]

Good for you, no one gives a fuck

[superstar85ca]

I just started listening to the Howard Stern show, it's teriffic but I have to say, Artie is one of my favourite parts, he's hilarious!

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

bloomies

hahahahaha

what a fag

im split on the artie debate----he takes the show for granted, he's maybe the world's worst actor ... but he has some great moments, one-liners and wisecracks

[tommyd110]

pussies all of them do it yourself dickhead

[POOTARDPRODUCTIONS]

Artie Lange is a big fat drunk loser!

He thinks he's John Belushi or Chris Farley, but they had talent and successful movie careers.

Artie is more like the shit that got stuck on their taints after wiping.

Artie hates himself and wants to die like them.

So die already! your 10 years overdue! Would anyone care?

[RobEye79]

fa fa foo hi