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  • 1. make money

    2. present money

    3. ???

    4. profit

  • I have a question. What about the girl is in highschool? IT makes it more awkward to talk to her cause you see her everyday and she has friends who she will tell if you get rejected or not.

  • @SimplePickup how do i make the conversation funnier..i dun wan to be boring..

  • The fuck?!!?

    "What's your favorite vegetable? What's your favorite color leaf?"

    BAM Phone number. Give me your POWERS!

  • how do I pick up a girl from school if she didn't trip and fall?

  • PIMP

  • when the roller coaster drops you get the feeling in your balls not your stomach...

  • Kong, I had a dream that I met you. I was devastated when I woke up.

  • dude that bar thing has happened to me so many times... denial lol

  • what if i find 9/11 funny

  • @TheKwinix You're a retard.

  • These guys have an archive of phone numbers

  • But... I never have anything to talk about... all I do is work and play video games. XD

  • JAPS just pull out that two inch cock and the cunts go 4 it right?

  • I wish there were videos like this for girls.

  • @SaraofHades 1. be hot, 2. if your hot theres no step 2

  • @TastyTortilla Oh, well then I'm over-complicating it. ^_^

  • @SaraofHades Tips on how to do nothing and let everyone come to you? LOL.

  • @SaraofHades

    You kidding? Go up to a guy you like and say "you look awesome, wanna have sex/wanna go on a date/wanna hang out?" Unless you're a whale, he'll say yes. If you are a whale, keep trying, I bet you 1 in 4 is gonna bite even if you look bad.

  • @runedermilot isn't that the truth you would think females would know this lo

  • i'm a bitch butterfly :/

  • im terrified of failure help!

  • another perspective I learned recently is, don't be afraid to try, since if you try, guess(like Im doing this test right which is only closed choice question, so you can guess stuff), there is some chance you succeed, like 50% success, 50% failure, while failure = no girl... it can be even 30% success, 20% success, or even 5% success(if you are really high, drunk, dumb or wahtever makes your game worse), it is still better than 100% not getting the girl by not trying :)

  • Topic: Phone number

    Oh shi-

  • HAHA @ the sock

  • Lmao, this dude jumped in front the girls and started hitting push ups... EPIC

  • you guys are my heros :)

  • 3:25 Pickup Level: asian!

  • yeah I get the bb when the dubstep beat drops....

  • All 3 of these guys are hot. Half of their "game" is what they were born with.

  • @BonziBuddys

    (no homo)?

  • @Hourus0 wgas

  • I find myself approaching chicks without fear when i'm in other cities. When you get rejected you're like: fuck it, i will never see her again. So you won't be held up by the what is she gonna think of me factor. If you're REALLY scared of talking to girls, just approach them with the question if they could answer some questions for a survey. And just ask them questions you made before the conversation. After a while you start feeling comfortable around women and can start normal conversations.

  • One time....i talked about pokemon. i learned one thing. bitches love charmander.

  • yepp that's me at @ 1:14

  • How do I do my hair like yours?

  • Thank you so much. I'm only 15, and ive been practicing talking to random girls at malls, movies, etc. I'm still a bit nervous to do it, but I can tell I'm improving. Eventually, I hope to somewhat like you guys

  • u aint gotta worry bout dat if u black bra. us brothas get all da wite women. fuc white ppl, all we want is u 2 pay fo our stadards of living nd let us fuc yo women

  • @GregoryBone all we need from you is slavery

  • @JergenJ1 EY DAS RACISS!! jus wait until da jews own everythin and abolish da 1st amendment den ull b sorry cuz den u wuld get arrestd for sayin dat shit like in da UK. OBAMA 2012!!!!!!!!!

  • @GregoryBone Is that even English?

  • @AustinJSchaeffer ey dun b a raciss wite boi

  • @GregoryBone How am I being racist?

  • @AustinJSchaeffer OBAMA 2012!!!!

  • noone listens to me bc im a 150 pound carrot

  • JUST DONT BE A PUSSY

  • they know their shit lol

  • you guys should have been on that show keys to the VIP

  • What is the intro song called?

  • Pretty solid stuff. Good job guys. Thanks for sharing.

  • 0:55 - 2:13 was hard to watch... nooooooooo whyyyyy

  • any one seen the 40 yr old vrgin? .. if not watch it !! .. thers a scene where he hits on this girl and just said random Sh%t and he got some goodies after ahah .. #F-cK BB

  • @exhausteddad  ..what?

  • The guy below me copes my name :/

  • @jinx3188 Except you were born in 3188 and not 1991. Props

  • "What is your favorite color of leaves?"

    lmao

  • Damn, I have bitch butterflies...

  • @cRiEs0 we all do bro, we all do...

  • THANK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You look like Manny Pacquiao XD

  • but im to ugly UGHH 

  • @RayWilliamJohansen And hes a corny asain, a lame indian and a dorky white guy....FACE YOUR BITCH BUTTERFLIES

  • Kong I took my first roller coaster ride tonight. Even tho I didnt score right away I realize i didnt lose anything but only increased my chances of finding someone. Cheers mate looking foward to that SECOND ride!

  • More GO Game videos please

  • FOREVER ALONE

  • @alienkishorekumar No you're not.

  • @LerkurlianTamer dude.i'm ugly! I can't get attention of even the ugliest looking girl ..so i'm FOREVER ALONE!

  • @alienkishorekumar You don't have to be ugly forever. No one does.

    If you can't do it yourself... call Dr Phil or something. Or any doctor. Just don't give up, ffs.

  • @LerkurlianTamer lol, you make it sound like he's dying bro. "Just don't give up, ffs."

  • @alienkishorekumar

    yep. It's that simple.

  • This is like God tier shit, thanks guys :subbed:

  • Rude ass girl can't say she not interest

  • this guy is a genius

  • so true dude!!! damn fuck that bitch butterfly lmfao

  • Im just glad the Bitch butterflies don't only apply to me

  • crusty sock!! how you guys know me lol

  • Your awesome

  • 4:28 kong hi 5's the girl. isnt this a no-no? after all i read somewhere high-fiving can lead into the friend zone

  • @henrysthingamajig No, it shows that he thinks the girl isn't special, therefore, the girl will have to do more work to get more intimate attention from him... Though nothing ever works 100%, every girl's reaction will be different.

  • @bloodygriz wow that is extremely paradoxical. we need to go deeper.

  • you see at 4:38 he asked her about raisin bread and she says she doesn't like it so he tells her your the worse then all of a sudden she thinks she can maybe end up liking it one day. Girls who like the guy always try to get the approval of the guy so they will like them. Kong never agreed with her much on any topic he brang up, if he did then he would end up looking like a needy bitch and no girl like that.

  • Fuck, this might just be exactly what I missed in my interactions, talking and doing spontaneous shit that I find funny, not what I think that she thinks is funny and I think is reasonably funny. Extravaganze extreme.

  • It's the talking nonsense part that I just don't seem to be able to do :(

  • What are some other dumb questions like the "what's your favorite vegetable" (i'm in highschool btw)

  • you fuckers are hilarious hahaha. that bar scene had me dying. all those excuses have been made in the past. lol. i still haven't figured out how to approach a chick that's talking on the phone yet. u guys should do a video on that.

  • Kongs Eyes Are Finally Opened lol

  • man,i get scared on a roller coaster every frickin time ....

  • @sourz20 jump out of a fucking plane... then try the roller coaster..

  • @hearv888 uh ok...i would be dead not would i...hmmmmm...

  • No way! I wasn't that drunk. Easy welshforever95. xD

  • Yes, I think welshforever95.

  • @Ekofisk91 as long as you didnt rape or beat the shit out of her you might be able to salvage somethin

  • bitch butterflies... I do know that feel 

  • Yes I WILL STRIVE TO FAIL!?!?! FUCK SUCCESS...!!

  • You're the best !!! thx (:

  • Hey guys. What would guys do when a girl talks to you, ask to one of you if go to club next day and you want to know that girl better and you're tottaly drunk and you do things that she doesn't like and she starts to get away from you? What is the best solution to conquer her again?

  • @Ekofisk91 man you really fucked up didnt you.......

  • Pickup level: Asian

  • IM more attractive than this guy, But yet he has more balls to Approach them girls. I Need to Face My BItch Butterflies.!

  • Kong the Konqueror!

  • If you wan't a LONG-TERM relationship with some girl out there:

    Rule # 1: Never pick up girls from the bar, unless you only wanna get laid or just up for a one-night stand, then go ahead. Instead, pick a girl from a cofeeshop or a decent place. And I'll tell you it's different when you first make things right instead of wasting your precious time invested on some bitch you chose from the bar.

    Rule # 2: Never talk to girls when you r drunk. It's a big turn off and will make you only look stupid

  • @josouljagirl as for your rule #2, its ok if she is buzzed / drunk or whatever.

  • @josouljagirl whats rule #3? lol

  • @josouljagirl Limiting beliefs!

  • @josouljagirl because you just know everything don't you!

  • @josouljagirl you sound fat

  • girls....what would you rate these guys on appearance, cause i wanna c how good looking you gotta b to do this

  • girl here, there is no point in asking, all girls are attracted to different guys the point of these vids is to show that the key is confidence. and u have to just take ur chances in playing it right so when a girl does find you attractive - you've asked her out or got her number. most girls just want a descent looking guy with something that attracts them as in your eyes, hair or arms and then most of all, the way you are. p.s. i would say the best way to get girls is make them laugh :)

  • Whats the name of the song from 0:07 to 0:11 ?

  • A wife isn't a win. wtF?

  • LOL! Aproach Anxiety (AA) aka Bitch Butterflies (BB).

  • he talked about leaves...bitches love leaves

  • what did i learn from this? if you give women a chance to talk nonsense they will take it and never shut up, but it was helpful i know for sure i will use this method

  • i was drinking water when you said bitch butterflies damn it

  • I once was at this outdoor party and at the time I was studying about the nature and tree's and stuff. So I picked a few leaves and just had a trivia with a hot girl and I asked her if she knew what tree it was. She was impressed that I knew so much about trees that she gave me her phone number and 1 week later after moderate texting I was in her vagina.

    TL;DR: These guys are right, you CAN talk about anything and get laid, you just have to talk.

  • The first man to get laid because he talked about vegetables and leaves, what a pioneer! kudos

  • how do you talk to a girl that know's you but dosent want shit to do with you

  • @SuperSkate411 You don't.

  • Kong....I am in desperate need of you knowledge! Please message back asap!

  • You guys mean Approach Anxiety. I appreciate you guys popularizing PUA, but you guys just gave a more confusing name to a pre-existing concept with a very clear name.

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  • how to ask a girl to go out

  • WTF is a kettlebell?

  • THIS GUY IS THE SHIT! 

  • I CAME HERE CAUSE IM A LOSER

    ~Samo

  • 55 people still got bitch butterflies..

  • all your examples are you talking to dumb, drunk, broads. just sayin.

  • @yolk17 Just like in real life?

  • Daaaaaamn...Kong went yoda shit on me. I went to up to some random girls today asked their numbers...dropping lines like 'You're so cute that I wanna slap Megan Fox'. They liked it but I was being creepy. Had fund with failures. Check.

  • Tomatos are fruits

  • if ur in high school , this is a high risk reward situation . let me explain , if u go to a girl and try to telk to her and all that shit and she rejects you , ppl will know and ur goonna look like a real pussy. so do u guys have any tips for students in high school?

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere Dude, Go way out of your league in that case and practice first. Think College

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere just chill and wait for college ;)

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere hey man ur question is kinda interesting but eat this.......HIGH SCHOOL, MIDDLE SCHOOL OR NO SCHOOL....you gotta play to win...who gives a shit about what others think....this my friend is another type of bitch butterfly.....get over that fear.....you are the playa...so get out there and prove it !!!

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere  Take it as since you are here watching this vid, you may worry what people think of you/rejection... as digvj2208, play to win, who cares if you win or loose, take it as a learning experience, and eff the haters.

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere it doesnt matter, because you are the one with balls to asked the girls out...

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere agreed. would be useful for the highschool kids... i graduated and have been able to advance my "game" a LOT since then, since it's literally 10x easier to pick up girls knowing you won't get gossiped about for the next 2 weeks if you get shot down lol

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere Wtf are you talking about?

    How are you a pussy? Do you know what a pussy means as an insult?

    You went up to the girl and gave it a shot, therefor you aren't a pussy. You had the balls to go give it a risk. If people call you a pussy for that, then they are just plain retarded, and I highly suggest you tell them that they are retarded. If they try to punch you, use dat kung fu

    If you DIDN'T go to the girl and just walked away without even giving it a shot, then you're a pussy.

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere good question

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere

    Get good at sports.

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere

    Go up to the girl when she's with her friends. Pick your words carefully and if she blows you off badly, spin the conversation so it seems you had actually come to ask her friend out because you thought she was gorgeous and then pay more attention to the friend than the original girl you approached. Girl may get jealous, but atleast you make another girl feel awesome for a bit.

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere Nothing that happens in High School matters. Nothing. Only people that never leave High School believe that it does matter.

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere dude, if you don't talk to her, then you'll look like a pussy :P think about it that way :P

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere That's why being in college pawns high school

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere No-one will know unless she is a COMPLETE bitch, these chicks are VERY, VERY rare. Obviously you would never talk to them though, and it's still unlikely that they would tell anyone and "ppl will know". It's bullcrap that won't happen, just talk to them about ANYTHING, not hard.

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere Also, no-one talks to other people about how they "rejected" a guy, srsly when, where and how would anyone go about doing this without looking like a complete bitch? Don't make excuses bro, lol

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere ......WAT

  • @MrJeanCuleTaMere Amen!!!

  • Im soo lucky to have a bf who looks just like kong!!

  • @3490megs

    I bet you pretend its kong when you have sex

  • Can u give me tips on how to pick up dudes.

  • 0:06 for the win

  • Butterfiles ruined my life!

  • LMAO.... "I'll fuck him up "

  • lol you guys are my idol...

  • I totally clicked and came on his face

  • 325 thumbs up, Thank you my fans, lol

  • @20jeddy 325? More like 500+, some people just thumbed it down.

  • wow an asian guy giving tips on how to pick up girls!

  • @usamakhurshid2 umadbro

  • @usamakhurshid2 more pussy then u...

  • Approach anxiety > Bitch-butterflies

  • @ghosthusler True story.

  • WHATS THE SONG!!!

  • This dude just walked up to a girl and started talking about vegetables WTF

  • Getting buzzed to talk to girls is gay

  • @OMGreg182 I know, right? I tried it today, it made me feel like a bitch. I was sipping on my beer and thinking "this...feels like I'm cheating...I should not resort to beer to talk to girls." so I only had one, ahaha. Fuck getting a buzz on.

  • It's good to practice without it to improve your game, but just to gain some initial confidence... get "buzzed" from alcohol first... My game improves 1000x when I'm buzzed. But remember get "buzzed" not jersey shore shit-faced. The more I practice my game when I'm not tipsy... I become like a god when I am. Oh and make sure you read how to pick up girls first. Read The Game by Neil Strauss to get you started.

  • kong i think you're attractive.