.Hack//G.U Character Popularity Results

[ValleyDolls8]

hmm...is it me,or does haseo look much better in the movie than the games?by better i mean hotter

[Joshtribal094]

FACEPALM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Atoli, you had that coming since day 1. Lol, nice work Alkaid!

[gameywackinsane]

press 2 for epic facepalm

[gameywackinsane]

this videos thumbnail picture its......THE BEST!

[delcirose]

Alkaid got second?

/notices the two huge creatures jumping up and down on Alkaid's chest

Ahhhhhhh not surprising.

Don't worry, Atoli. I like 'em petite and cute.

[Gemeni3insane]

@delcirose me to.

[Fubukio]

Atoli and Alkaid fighting one another over Haseo is the reason why Endrance Marriange Ending exists.

[DawnAkemiHikari]

anyone know the translation please tell me D:

[Twilight14Vampire]

Haseo rally looks like he's saying "what the fuuuck?" at the end :3

[Bargaskid]

0:12 MOST EPIC. Amazing Super Happy Fun Time!!!

[TheBrennster]

Atoli's face when Alkaid punches her= Made my life.

[WeaponXSigma]

I'm pretty sure we know what Haseo was looking at more due to the look on his face

[197BlacKnight]

are they...fighting over haseo?

[aqua235]

*randomly appears next to Haseo*

*stares with him* .....Is it bad that my eyes just follow her boobs. =_=

[Turdrandom]

epic but were's nastume?

[TheMarioMan2121]

@Turdrandom if nastume were here, it would be like entering with kite

[Turdrandom]

@TheMarioMan2121 thats kinda the point, the scene you get if you senf her the marrige card in gu is funny as all get out.

[TheMarioMan2121]

@Turdrandom yeah- nastume RAAAAAAWR

[Turdrandom]

@TheMarioMan2121 exactly.

[greengale2]

So the love triangle wins... XD

[Kenjisan]

This is so funny in SO MANY WAYS! For the record....J-E-L-L-O! It's alive!!!!

[TYLERxPKK]

0:35 haseo's like WTF....awesome

[SirSilica]

0:13 is the best.

[aceabamure]

HOLY S**T all i see is Alkaids boobs going Boing Boing Boing O.O

PS:its a cat fight where is Tabby??

[charlie120asc]

0:35 LOL at haseo's face

[Trilbyguy]

BAD BOOBS. STAY DOWN. D:

[KoutaDragara]

This video is hilarious!

I'm just disappointed that Akaid was higher than Atoli. I mean, I like Alkaid, but... Atoli is my favorite, closely followed by Haseo.

[VoiceOfReason7]

Hmm....I have an odd jello craving for some reason now! o_o

I wonder why? >_>

[loonydude7]

i'd really like to know what they are saying XD

[BLACKDOTSx]

ALKAID FOR LIFE! <3 She's adorable, strong-willed, gets what she wants by going for it, and I've always been a sucker for tsundere girls <3

Atoli's just a leech who can't do anything unless someone is holding her hand and doing it for her :T

[BackOnFred]

@BLACKDOTSx lol that's probably the reason why naughty sex beast (Alkaid) beat pure healer (Atoli). What I don't get is how naughty sex beast beats emo turn hero (Haseo)

[Kaamii421]

Kuhn is my fav :P

[miakaga]

Lol. I seriously hope Alkaid didn't get 2nd place just for her endowments, or that says a lot about the target audience and their reason for choosing her. :P I choose Alkaid for being a normal, non-emo girl!

[aiLEXia]

I love their face expression

Especially when Atoli and Alkaid didn't want to lose each other LOL

Atoli got the cute babyface and "i won't lose to you"

While Alkaid's got the "you can't beat me, i won't let my guard down" face

[Oblivion0fate]

lol, emo turned hero always wins against Naughty sex beast! Wait, thats not right........

[Oblivion0fate]

lol, emo turned hero always wins against Naughty sex beast

[WhiteCresentKnight]

AtoliXHaseo 4eva!!!! but that was pure genius!!

[7Haseo]

If you look at Haseo lips it looks like he is saying "wtf" lol :D

[shokyero]

lol gotta love alkaid. face palm that suicidal bore whore. 

[ByakuganTaiChi]

Ladies, LADIES! Don't fight! We can settle this in a non-violent, calm, or- *gets punched by Atoli and Alkaid* @_@ Never mind.

[FutabaFan]

I loved the slow motion hit thingy... Atoli's face was just too funny!

[adell508]

this is fuuuuuun

[AtoliManay]

hahahaha i looooovit i whash can i dub voice

[KoutaDragara]

Someone likes boobs. LOL

But seriously though, this was hilarious! I love seeing Atoli and Alkaid fight with each other over Haseo (even though I'm a diehard HaseoxAtoli fan). XD

[BlakSonik]

i love that too, cept i like HaseoxAlkaid xD

[Bloodyidit]

0:13

OWNED!

[AzureFlameXIII]

Slo-mo FTW

[hsumi1]

And Endrance is 5th, but he only gets mentioned in one of these parodies.

[neversleepi]

im sure that Haseo say, "You guys...," then, "Um, hello..."

if they have translated it we would sure to know what they say from those word

[bitxhyuuga]

my lip reading a bit bad but it looks like he said ".... what the fuck...."

[tzukaza]

can someone translate what haseo says?

[Oblivion0fate]

I think he said "What the....."

[Serasia]

@Oblivion0fate

He said "You guys...." and then I don't know what he says. Probably "That's enough" or something.

[Burninnation]

0:15

God Bless Alkaid XD

[ReiAyanami8]

I don't remember Alkaid being as.... jiggly in the game as she was in this video.

Anyway, where is all of this .hack//GU material coming from? Is the game like super popular in Japan or something?

[SploraDorali]

Yeah, .hack is pretty up there in Japan.

[ReTsU19]

i agree! where does it come from? is tehere anymore? *-*

[sakura03abby]

i like Atoli better than Alkaid.XD

[Blacklovekite]

OMG XDDD pour Haseo...hahahaha

[TagIradle]

Alkaids breasts... are alive...

[MegaAwsomeGirlx2]

where did you get this... where can i get he english?

[Hikaru809]

You can't. it was posted on a Japanese website a long time ago.

[MegaAwsomeGirlx2]

oh... that so sucks!

[Fivelements01]

@MegaAwsomeGirlx2 Here's what they say: Atoli: Haseo-San! Congratulations Haseo Ranked #1 in popularity contest, you did it. Alkaid:You did it Haseo Well, losing to you was a shock but... Next time I'll win Atoli: 'I'm happy that I came in 3rd Alkaid:But I won! Haseo:...you guys... you have a good friendship The last thing says: Thanks to everyone who voted

[shinumaruX]

Translation. Atoli: "HASEO-SAN!!" *Haseo turns.* Atoli: "Did you hear about the popularity results. I got Third." *Atoli gets OWNED by Alkaid* Alkaid: "Hey Haseo, guess what, I just got second in the popularity contest. Is that cool or what?" Atoli: "But at least I ranked high this time." Alkaid: "But I ranked higher than she did." *Alkaid and Atoli start fighting* Haseo: "What the fuck? But I got first. END.

[Mwuahahahahahahahaha]

You're quite off.

[shinumaruX]

Apparently, the line between jokes and seriousness, are pretty blurry in your perspective.

[lovesparkle44]

LOL

may I ask where did this scene came from? ^^

[AMP1317]

Yeah well Atoli still pwns Shino so...

And anyways... Atoli makes a better Mirage of Deceit. And Ovan must have known so he killed the ho Shino. :)

Haha I know the actual story so don't try to correct me, I'm just displaying my loathing of Shino.

[TheDarkLatias950]

Atoli And Haseo Have Been Through WAAAY More Together, More Then Shino OR Alkaid. They Belong Together, Don't Like It? Then Ignore Me, Like A Mature Person.

[Eatsbabies6464]

endrance and haseo go through way more.

atoli is just a 5th wheel.. a very annoying one.

havent you noticed haseo NEVER embraced atoli? but haseo did to alkaid. he cried for her and they shared close words

[TheDarkLatias950]

Not True. Haseo Just Didn't Want To Lose Anymore Friends, Like Shino. And, He DID Hug Atoli, In The Movie. So, Yeah.

[kingprimeKANG]

haseo ask Alkaid to marry him in the game

[FishBirdy]

You can marry any girl you want if they like you enough. (Even endrance lol)

[TheDarkLatias950]

And Guy, Too. Except Some Guys, You Can Only Be Friends With...Like Silabus Or Kuhn

[RacheengelKratos]

some guys? You mean all guys except Endrance. You can only marry him, and even that event is more of a joke than a serious marriage event like Atoli, Alkaid or Shino.

[honorablegolddragon]

if i was haseo i would say this when they began to fight "......awesome.....two hot chicks fighting over me....HEY KUHN BRING SOME POPCORN!"

[jgbarrymore]

f ing sweet lol

[Vampire3345]

Woah they abused ALkaid character look at those boobs moving lol funny

[envy400]

This is the reason why people should not only vote for the best girl, but the RIGHT girl!

kudos to Alkaid! :)

[honorablegolddragon]

AHHH! i cant decide who i like more between Atoli, Alkaid, and (yes this character also) Tabby from this series

[ShadowWolfStrife]

lol were did you get this

[leonkrahn]

im not sure but is there another game to the series i know there is 3 is there a fourth Ive never seen this part

[KogashiwaKai]

My reactions to this

Hey look its Haseo

Aww Atoli is being cute around him

Holy shit Shining Finger

Fuck yea Alka-*notices the bounce* *drool*

Oh snap Atoli jumped in front of her

OMG Alkaid countered back

Shoulder fight

lol Haseo's reaction

WOOT CATFIGHT!

[honorablegolddragon]

in this corner we got the kind and sweet atoli also known as the mirage of deceit!

and in this corner alkaid the former demon palace emperor also known as bouncy chick

[FishBirdy]

The mirage of deceit was shino though I though, right? >__>

[honorablegolddragon]

no that was in the G.U.+ series it is different than the real game they had to cut it down like tat because they didnt have enough time to do all the unnecesary questing

[FishBirdy]

Ah, whoops. :D My bad.

[kingprimeKANG]

shino was The mirage of deceit

[TheDarkLatias950]

When She Was PKed, Though, Innis Fled To Atoli. I Read On The Forums.

[tzukaza]

nope it was atoli

[alac110]

i can't read, uh, whatever language that is. but another guy had the same vid, so it's kanji, right? anyways i wish they made one where they talk instead of bubble talk.(though that's how it is in the actual game of ver. 1)

[Shintai123]

I wish I knew what they were saying, but I can pretty much get the jist of it.

[budds]

LMAO!!! ALKAID FTW!

[blackshade9]

Boobs! Now people ask me why I like Alkaid...

[lordmalic]

wear did u find this i like to know or wear i can find more like this and yes i played all the games and kicked its ass

[Hikaru809]

It was posted on a fan site and was ripped from the official Japanese site.

[Haseo234]

...lol

wat was the song that played when Alkaid was there? XD

[HayaHamaOtsu]

please someone translate!!

[MercenaryTidus]

Alkaid's boobs have never bounced this much O.O

[CaptainCrews2]

Is this on Redemption?

And who are Sasuke, Ino, and Sakura from?

[FeatherDreams]

From Naruto

[AzureKiru]

Wtf Alkaid, you have no tits, stop doing that.

[xemnasishot]

of course not, shes a PIXEL. she has pixel...boobs

[sonicbird]

i love that look haseo makes its just too cute, and omfg alkaids boobs are freakin bouncy.

[darklordmakuta24]

can anyone translate this? I can't tell what they're saying. -_- but still, bouncy bouncy ^___^

[trembley12]

atoli all the way

[lilmama2cut3]

It funny when Atoli face got smash by Alkaid.

[lilmama2cut3]

I thinking Atoli because She was first.

[budds]

But Haseo hated Atoli and he instantly liked Alkaid =O

[KittyKatKatta]

No he didn't instantly like her she tried to strangle him then after the scene he said " Man I hate that girl! " oh course he hates all beautiful women doesn't he? XD besides Adorable Shino XD

[lilmama2cut3]

I thinking is Alkaid then Atoli.

[lilmama2cut3]

I don't know who gonna get Haseo between Alkaid and Atoli!

[lilmama2cut3]

Haseo look like Sasuke,Atoli look like Sakura,and Alkaid look like Ino.

[FeatherDreams]

Alkaid doesn't really look like Ino though I'll agree on the Haseo one.

[nightblend]

I'd definitely go for Alkaid,... and Atoli, later on..

[andromedacblack]

jiggle jiggle.

lol jello boobs.

[TrueNamine002]

hehe it's like ino and sakura over sasuke ^^except it's a better vesion cuz it's not like they call each other bad names

[sonicfanmaster]

atil fought for one's see aculy hit a other player

[Markis2bi4]

0:14 - DA NIED! Ouch! this wont end well, LOL

[sonicfanmaster]

yes i what to know what the fuck they r saying

[Markis2bi4]

hhmmm... Sweet and careing Atoili? Or Busty and brave Alkaid? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. (Haseo's brain)

Tough call.

[BassGSnewtype]

Can someone translate what they're saying