CINCO DE MAYO RAP!

[zombieunicornninja77]

@camaroby1988

yo yo yo and a bottle of rum

(pirate gangster)

[jcamadeus94]

Finally someone who knows what cinco de mayo is.Dam hate it when people think its independence of MEX.Thank you STEVEN:D

[mynameisntrosie]

when this video started another video started on a different page and i didn't notice, i just heard this guy say "hi, i'm Julian" i was like what is going on in Toby's video? then i realised it was some advert for the butcher at Asda =')

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

I have syncope so I'll probably be yelling outro of darkness allot from now on..

[turtlepower00]

I am mexican and i dont like that you think that cinco de mayo is about drinking!

[gazpacho9719]

i haven't had apple sauce in a while does it still contain cinnamon

[UlquiKura36]

I learned about Angiosperms today in Bio and all I had in my mind was this rap... XD

[TheAlejandro424]

Pendejo

[jaimecaramellos]

oh my god youre a GOD Toby... your calves are just so firm and your elf ears are nibblelicious LOL i didnt care about the cinco the mayo or your gangster pirate dad i just love you <3

[TheTobyTurnerLover]

This was posted on my birthday :)

[avelinda216]

where is the cinco de mayo rap? i never saw it because i lost in your beauty♥

[WanaPlayDrums98]

Where the hell is the damn airplane??

[SgtTwinkleToes]

Intro of Calves of Steel

[LeanneEchelonLeto]

This is one of my favourite LazyVlogs :D

[NeishaNoo]

Nice legs toby ;P

[HeadshotProductio100]

Second he said he had elf ears, his ears seamed pointier

[superkid685]

you are the most add person. ever.

[fballeagles15]

Press 3

[luis241661]

I was rubbing my eye when he said "...I'm gonna wipe up your eye..."

I stopped rubbing from confusion.

[SkyeLuneXX]

Every time Toby sees flowers, birds or the random feminine airplane (NOT helicopter) he becomes... THE OTHER TOBY.

[nhllll]

steven is fake?!?

[nickybossypants]

"flowers r angiosperms i learned tht in bio"

omg i hav a test in tht 2mrw nd u jus helped me thnk u toby thnk u =D

[LaceDappledGrove]

wait... steven's not real???

[chukas88]

Yeah we don't even celbrate 5 de mayo here in Mexico...

But we celebrate tobys birthday XD

[TotoroWarrior360]

AHHHH.... TOBY... PLEASE WE'RE WASTED

[mylesbrown4]

Keep presing 6 !!

[FredRogers73]

Why does he call the sun "Saul" again?

[Tobuscus]

@FredRogers73 Sol is the scientific name of the sun!

[FredRogers73]

@Tobuscus Hmm, this I did not know. You learn something everyday I guess.

[cacaul12]

@Tobuscus actually is spanish name

[chukas88]

@FredRogers73 It sounds like saul but hes saying Sol, like Sun in spanish. I think?

[Rumplefrumple]

@FredRogers73 sol

[pokeXpanda]

I LOVE YOU! Well its obviously not May 5th anymore but Cinco De Mayo is my best friends birthday so we just did nerdy best friend things together like watch Hetalia, though next year is her 21st and we are fully prepared to get crunk like gansta pirates :D

[tinkerbella7391]

i never understand the point of any of these vlogs... yet i still watch them.. lol

[CrystalAvalanche21]

what i would give to walk by toby on the street as he punches his camera and recites colours...

[iluvrock92]

lol hmmmmmmmmmmmm i thin toby has sme form of schizo...

[meghan7474]

...but we LOVE your elf ears Toby!!!

[j4sonpalmer]

i came.. i mean i subbed

[t3hr00tb33r]

My friend thought "Cinco de Mayo" was a remembrance of a ship full of mayo that sunk in the Gulf of Mexico.

[MissSkips]

I have legitimately considered saying Outro of Darkness if I'm ever about to pass out. Lol.

[MrThearron]

ur crazy toby and RANDOM lool luv ur vids :)

[DreamerGirlSierra]

my little sister was born on Cinco De Mayo...

[lordofthe619]

wait...if toby has elf ears...and elfs dont exist... does that mean tobys ears dont exist?

[Danichel123]

OH C'MON! I'M SICK AND I DIDN'T SNEEZE THE ENTIRE VIDEO!!!!

[8who8]

YES KEEP DOIN THE BOO-HOOOO-OOOOO-HOOOP

[mrsbethw]

Elf Ears are hotness and YES CONTINUE WITH THE BOOPNESS!!!!!

[LineBineLing]

what is Cinco de mayo? im from Denmark, and i have never heard of it before? :)

[YMIamazing]

b-b-b-bird bird bird . bird is the word.

[alexandrianeloquence]

when i grow up i want shoes like yours...

[Tada212]

Toby it was my b day !

[xXgodpersonXx]

... idk what happened this cinco de mayo, i woke in a strange room with some less then reputable men...mi culo está en llamas

[Camaroboy1988]

It is Gangster Pirate "Arrgh me homies"

[51spongebobfan]

@TobyTurner i have elf ears too!

[redsoxaholic1]

What if Toby did a Lazy Vlog on 9/11/01 in New York City and saw a plane...

[dbzfan171]

@redsoxaholic1 he might have seen actually two but im no mathematician...

[Yanke105]

El cinco de mayo no es el cumpleaños de Mexicó pero es mi cumpleaños. (the fifth of may is not the birthday of Mexico but it is my birthday.)

[TheDJxChrome]

what the heck is Steven doing putting pebbles under your foot without you noticing?

Crap, he's like... God, or part of the Adjustment Bureau or something.

[naruuzumakicosplay1]

Elf ears are cute(:

[MrJazzfingers]

yesterday i got drunk and siad outro of darkness...then when i woke up i said intro of whiteness

[DEVIL1D0G]

CINCO DE MAYO IS MY B DAY !!!!

[Johonxxiii]

@DEVIL1D0G HAPPY LATE BERFDAY

[CheesyMcLego]

@robertito026 Um, he puts his finger over the lens.

[4pattygalata4]

type MYPRIZE instead of YOU in youtube and then click enter

[HoWTwoViDs]

so how you doin? hows your day been huh?

[MarietheQueen642]

@TheAxeDecapitation

cause ya kno. someone my age would sooo do that *eye roll*

[mean71cuda]

was he just walking back n forth on the same corner like a junkie? xD

[MTBxXDUNKXx]

i sneezed just before he said if you said if you sneezed :') my life is complete

[MRdaBakkle]

Outro of Darknessssssssssssss!

[MissMetalhead3]

Woooooot my nick-name is Mayo. I feel so special. lol

[JocelynBu10]

@hinho6 Steven is his "camera man"

[ForeverLethal]

2 Things. Toby your sideburns contrast your elf ears nicely.

Also, the emphasis on the boop is awesome! Keep up the... boopphasis?

[hinho6]

who the f**** is Steven??!!

[thepianoaddict]

@hinho6 steven edits his video's and takes care of things for toby. not like a camera man but more like an editor.

[WeHateSmiles]

@hinho6 If you watch his videos, you would know.

[stealthysmirth]

watch?v=RSsQmyprjH8

Worst Youtube Video Ever!

[Novasingularity]

Bla bla bla.

[MinmatarThrasher]

@JASONNHENCHMENN Yeah...Mexican bars

I suppose if we're going to make foreign holidays official US holidays then we should adobt all of the islamic holidays...all of the chinese holidays all of the russian holidays etc etc

cinco de mayo will never be an american holiday

[umemmy1]

R u mentally ok just wonderin first time seein ur videos

[CoolCanadianGuy7]

Happy Mothers day!!

[adhranek]

Your dad is a pirate!!!

[andrenegwer]

Visor of audienceness!!! Haaaaaaa sol...

[M1Punk]

How about you stop acting like a retard (changing your voice and the way you talk) and just be yourself? Unless you really are retarded?

[sanctusespiritus96]

0:03 Toby's calf...

[shaynalewis]

Lol when I drink I'm definitely yelling outro of darkness.

[andyandlouis]

CINCO DE MAYO? more like HANKO DE MAYO!

[MissDonnellyLive]

@andyandlouis  hanko???

[EpicallyRandomTM]

lol when u were talking about the plane I could hear a plane flying near my house :o

[LGJobe]

theyre going back to flo riders house "HELL YEeAHH"

[maikeltimmermans]

bandanas are gangster pirate

[tsunami2477]

All hiz videos r soo cool

[Rexpiona2]

'If you sneezed during this video bless your entire body and being'

I WANNA SNEEZE!!!

[mattfitious]

that "How you doin?" part actually looked so sincere, i was like TOBY CARES ABOUT US ALL.

[jensyboyxd]

Steven has no Shadow!! He's a vampire!! :O

[MinmatarThrasher]

Psssst.

We don't celebrate cinco de mayo in the U.S.

It's a mexican holiday.

[willsmithisabeast]

Is it just me or does every boop he does end up sounding like Sarah Smiles by Hall and Oates???

[willsmithisabeast]

Is it just me or does every boop he does end up sounding like Sarah Smiles by Hall and Oates???

[SexyGamerGirl22]

you totally need to have your mom on there more. she is pretty cool.

[MrBowwow24]

He's Badass

[amvluv]

he should have an intro song after the intro of darkness redness and whiteness..just saying

[JOSHUAWASHERE]

hey im from PUEBLA/MEXICO and i have a social portal in town

Visit my channel for more detalls from 5 de mayo

[TheDuskphantom18]

thats totally gangsta

[TheHiphopatamus]

Tobuscus...youre fucking HILARIOUS when youre high

[ShanesSuperstitions]

he blessed my face twice

[hayphace]

I love your raps :) 

[iJoshish]

I wonder if Toby ever said hi to my plane when I was flying over LA ^.^

[sieboltdykstra]

You are Evicted From The Big Brother Earth LOL

[xXxSKYBAY13xXx]

i used the "itssss a plane" lisp and i thought my brother was going to make fun of the lisp but instead hes like "that was a motorcycle"

[macoronicrayon]

...my 19th birthday is coming up, as terrible as it is, i kinda wanna slur out "outro of darkness" as my last words of the night...

[RoflCopterz291]

im seeing fast and furious 5 tomorow ! :D its 1:30am so technically its today but i havnt slept yet so its tomorow :L

[smeghead617]

i liked beginning of the video cos im drunk :D make me LAWL!!! hard lol

[DavidLiveable]

i'm watching your video... and dont call me gurl :$

[andersonrenee12]

Bandana could be a cowboy too> Maybe a gangsta pirate cowboy!

[lolimso18]

Imagen if Toby had a stalker that didn't know he had a youtube channel.. weirdest daily routine ever!

[IanEduardoMeneses]

5 de mayo, Cinco de Mayo, 5TH of may

[dgenerationxrock]

bandana = pirate! =P ......well mine = pirate ....but mine has skulls on it...but bein a pirate sounds kewl!

[ashleyneedstogeta]

hell yyeahhhh

[colbaltacidblaster]

I always read Cinco De Mayo as Cinco De Mayo (naise) 

[PeppyDyl1]

cars parked of darkness, then redness, then whiteness around 0:53

[zuzupetals3]

HANKO DE MAYO.

oh wait.

[xoxBreannaxox123]

Lmao as soon as you said bless your face I sneezed -_- you jinxed me!!

[Andrusco98]

i finally sneezed during a lazy vlog!

[NatHroCkeR]

I sneezed! first time ever :)

[WOOTNathIAm]

how long can he concentrate on one thing, honestly i dont think he can for more than 5 seconds :P

[cody8111]

2:14.....momentarey gay XD

[ChaosCookieMonster]

litterly every tobuscus "thing" was done. wheelies sole rap intro outro eye rubbing.... no nelle fratardo (ignore my spelling i am a retardo)

[billtamer]

@ChaosCookieMonster sol*

[bvega06]

nice legs

[JoeTheBarbarian]

boop

[Meilikki]

Is that gangster or pirate? lolol <3

[wellytopp]

/watch?v=3OsswZ2H1oI

[laurenkiki]

toby! ur elf ears are sexy, same as ur sideburns and ur non existant moustache and beard

[NaoSsidy]

Your elf ears are adorable!

[twijnerij]

Toby... I like your sideburns.

[TheScriptTV]

3:13 I have a personal preference for elf ears... ;)

[rnedisc]

im actually going to see f&f 5 in an hour =D

[Firstar47]

so your dad is a gangsta' pirate?

[Psycho1701G]

I do nothing. Cuz I has not a shirt

[fango999]

WHAT?

[iSmile717]

Nice job Audience! You gave Toby a complex about his elfish ears! I think your ears are cute Toby!

[NightZaber]

Mexico won!

[tyler4531]

Your hot

[marissa434]

It was my cat's birthday ;D

[pppfan103]

My birthday was on CInco de Mayo. I feel special.

[MrGuyinthebox]

toby i think that u might be the only white person that knows wat cinco de mayo is about i give u props for that

[muffinmilkman78]

After a lazyvlog hes probably like "crap now I have to walk back. Up hill"

[Aluscus]

Cinco de Mayo was my birthday so I went shopping and ordered 3 tobuscus shirts too...

[cowpy5]

i love how once u mention gangsters a motorcycle gang rides by my house XD

[tooproper]

PEACE WORLD COME CHECK OUT ODB(OL DIRTY BASTARD) RZA GZA COUSIN FREEMURDA HERE ON YOUTUBE "IM FROM FORT GREENE" "PINKY RING" "IM WET" "TRIPLE M'S(MONEY MAKING MIDDLESIDE)

[doctorepla]

Uno de Enero, Dos de Febrero, Tres de Marzo, Cuatro de Abril, CINCO DE MAYO, Seis de Junio, Siete de Julio SAN FERMIN! Tipical song here in Spain, sing this Toby

[MrGuyinthebox]

I had a giant mexican feast

[matthiasck]

@MrGuyinthebox were chicken nuggets a part of the feast?

[MrGuyinthebox]

@matthiasck Yes they were child yest they were

[sophrocks100]

"if you do drink, just make it like, water or something, you can still pass out from too much water...especially if there's alcohol in it...." Then he awkwardly changes the subject, lol!

[heidijoe77]

Audience loves you Toby!

[ItsTheHood]

i was expecting Toby to be drunk at a party when he filmed this....

[Rhysowns97]

it was my brothers birthday on cinco de mayo :O

[AmethystLink]

i don't mind if he cleans the lense, i wear glasses after all, so it's quite useful xD

[TheChatroom123]

It's Hanko De Mayo...... XD

[TNEFMUB]

new camera soon?

[NickNintendoReviewer]

my entire spanish class pretty much knows toby, and so today my teacher gave us a QUIZ ON CINCO DE MAYO and so this kid stands up and says "none-one gives two shits about cinco de mayo!" then he sat down and we continued class. =)