"Aqua Teen Hunger Force" Review by Stan The Movie Man

[nobodyimportant86]

when i get around to it im gonna review your hat

[KillAllHumans666]

I'm a huge aqua teen fan.. Have been for a few years.. But you're right.. The movie wasn't that great.. But I think that's the point, Stan.. It's not really supposed to make sense.. Just supposed to be totally stupid and jump from one thing to another for no reason.. That's kind of the Aqua Teen way.. But I would say this movie, simply for having Mastadon do the song for it which is really funny death metal.. deserves just one more star..

[goombageek]

I loved this movie so much and the plot was so crazy it was awesome

[Ghost1321]

whats wrong adamantlumclaws? account closed?

HAHAHAHA! thats what you get for being an ass hole

[StanTheMovieMan]

Like all the rest of you "gentlemen" don't go home and spank the monkey three to five times a day.

[bradleysmith1996]

lol good comeback.

[b04620k]

aqua teen is and has been my fav show for years now. im a HUGE aqua teen fan. but the movie was horrible. it wasnt funny and the plot was awful. the ending was the worst. i was so disappointed but the new season of ATHF is making up for it. also the Reno911 movie was HILARIOUS and just as funny as the show. so that also made up for it..

[b04620k]

haha wolverine is a fictional character you retard haha.

[BrendonMarotta]

"We know you didn't come here with a date,

You'll probably go home and masturbate..."

Coulda been talking about him.

[StanTheMovieMan]

Who? Me?  Uh, ok.

[Aliun625]

I LOVED THAT MOVIE!

[MehTube]

Hmm decent and balanced score, Stan. I really get lost on almost everything related to ATHF, the plot is always ridiclous but I still laugh on occasions on the show. I might as well rent this when it comes out on DVD

[robby607]

dude i am a huge fan of the series but doun't just insult the guy he has a right to his opinion.

[evry1tookem]

Why does everyone feel personally attacked that someone has a difference of opinion? He said he thought it was funny. You cant say that you understand it either. I love the show because its hilarious but I couldn't begin to explain it to you. I love the movie too but it doesnt make much sense. But that is a part that I find funny. So why doesn't everyine just lay off and find something else to bitch about?

[robby607]

the movie looks good and i am a huge fan of the series. The point is that most people dount understand it is beacuase there are diffrent senerious and diffrent plot lines each episod and that is probably the best part of the show beacuase the have diffrent subjects on the show but however they usually stay in the same location which kind of gets boring and the shows dioulog makes up for that one.

[IAmARevenant92]

nice review. I haven't seen the movie yet though. Would you recommend it to a fan of the series? cause I'm hearing very mixed reviews from fans.

[StanTheMovieMan]

I can't really answer that since I'm not a fan of the series. I can't imagine anyone that likes the show not liking the movie, but I thought the same about "Reno 911: Miami" and I heard from fans of the TV show that said they didn't like the movie. Maybe it just depends on what kind of mood you're in when you see the film.

[StanTheMovieMan]

Well, you're in luck! Because, like the Energizer Bunny, I just keep going and going and going to movies. You have a great week!

[StanTheMovieMan]

OK boys. Everyone calm down.

[StanTheMovieMan]

Because, in this case, this movie and TV show has a strong and loyal fanbase. Anyone who doesn't like what they like are idiots, fat faggots and should have their eyes gouged out. It's ok, they are only words.

[StanTheMovieMan]

I sincerely doubt Wolverine would use such language. He would probably just eviserate (sp?) me.

[Robozilla]

well my friend saw it and he had no idea what it was and now hes crazy for it! WERE GONNA GOUGE YOUR EYE >:(

[dallegre]

that guy is a fucking retard. he probably loved titanic.

[StanTheMovieMan]

Aside from the special effects, "Titanic" blows.

[link858]

Eh get em A

[mastera858]

haha link858 is copying my numbers but ya im cool like dat

[mastera858]

of course this bitch knows what gay slang is since he is gay

[IAmARevenant92]

where's your proof then, einstein?

[mastera858]

dude get a fucking life, looking for my comment just to reply to it. you need to go get a girlfriend and quit being a little bitch with no life. and thats all just to help you :D (by the way me and stan already made up were cool now dipshit)

[dertmegert01]

wow, mastera your mean hey and wouldnt master be a man and mastera be a woman thats funny any way you look at it

[dertmegert01]

aahrrr you drunk mother fucker megert I have a good mind not to get in the bathtub with the toaster now that your suicide hot line has turned my life around i dont go around bullying people any more

[jrboult]

dumbass mastera is master a

[mastera858]

ya your fucking whack gay slang what the hell is that and your not making any since

[aristottlesdeathwish]

what radio show is this?

[mastera858]

Man shut your fat ass up. no its not my second language its my only language. i just dont make sure i type all proper and shit like your gay ass. and to let you know the only reason why people watch your reviews is becuase your funyy look ass makes them laugh and i know your about to put a gay reply to this so ill just say it now. SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT.

[StanTheMovieMan]

Your right. I'll shut now and go have heterosexual relations with my wife.

[mastera858]

you do that you go have sex with your cover since you aint come out of the closet yet.

[StanTheMovieMan]

I think you mean my beard, but I may not be up on all the latest gay slang, like you are.

[mreesm]

Hahaha. Keep it up stan, this argument's getting interesting. Theres nothing more amusing than a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Love your reviews by the way. keep it up

[aristottlesdeathwish]

hey....hey....don't bring down the homosexaul community by comparing him to one. He isn't even that good.

[mastera858]

you kno your very rigght about gettin ripped on becuase aqua teen is fucking awesome and you cant say much more about it as long as theres the mooninites and master shake its swwet butyou shouldnt fucking be aloud to see the movie the way your treatin one of the best shows eva

[StanTheMovieMan]

So is English your second language?

[aristottlesdeathwish]

IM GOING TO RIP YOU FAT ASS!!!!

[StanTheMovieMan]

Bring it BEEYATCH!!!!!

[robby607]

wow guys come down it is just a simple freaking movie review

[aristottlesdeathwish]

I just felt like saying that because he said not to.

[prospect7seals]

we're not gonna rip u i love the show no doubt but i keep countinuisly hearing bad reviews from aqua teen originals the ppl who love the series i dont know i really been wanting to see it but ppl r kinda makin the choice for me but hey if carl n master shake r in it thats good enough for me

[StanTheMovieMan]

If you like the show, you should like the movie. Don't let me or anyone else make your decisions for you. After all, opinions are like armpits...most people have a couple and half the time, they stink.

[sethdarkwater]

Loved it, this is probably ur best review lol.