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  • "Did you see Heil Hitler?" "Yeah, I did" "YOU'RE STILL SIGNING IT? IT'S A JOKE BRO"

    I also like the end when Jon said " You got goofed "

  • "Trust blindly."

    Cracked me up.

  • It wouldn't blind children, just give them derp eyes.

  • Lol Dj Momjeans is Danny Masterson

  • how do you dislike this

  • Isn't that weird? You decide. Petition if this is pot leaf.

  • Fuck yeah that dude was wearing a Smiths shirt. I'd do what he says.

  • 7:13 Glasses on

    7:14 Glasses gone

  • @darkliferful

    ... Mother of God...

  • @darkliferful he took the glasses of and put it on the Table. You could accually hear that^^

  • Now i shall do a search for "DJ Mom Jeans"

  • I used to own a 3ds until I took a arrow to the knee

  • @Cheez9260 NO JUST NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  • "This is for porn" tough argurment man

  • is the bird eating your eye?

  • You're pulling a Kyle aren't you, Jon?

  • The 3DS can injure developing eyes, as can a normal screen, eating nickels, dicking with pencils, and natural diseases.....yeah there are more important things to worry about.

  • 'I own a Nintendo DSi XL!'

    'WOW!'

    Hahahahahahaha, so dismissive of kids.

  • Nice jon, now that kid isn't getting a 3ds anytime soon XD

  • OMG JON YOU VISETED THE SQUARE IN MY HOME TOWN I LIVE LIKE RIGHT THERER FUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • DJ Mom Jeans

  • I cracked up to tears when you said "Wow" about that kid...

  • hey stupid kid with dsi xl no one gives o fu- the rest of the comment has been removed by nintendo

  • I can't play the 3DS or for that matter watch anything in 3D. No matter what it hurts my eyes. :/

  • @NuttyButties but there is non-3D vage-3D and realy 3D mode

  • @NuttyButties It takes like an hour to even start bugging my eyes, I hope your not just stereotyping and acting like you own one >_>

  • @video166 Why would I act like I own one? lol I'm not into handhelds, but I tried one out in a store and I couldn't handle it. Strained my eyes like reading a book in really dim light.

  • @NuttyButties Well your already making a fatal mistake there. Playing games, watching television, or anything else that involves looking into a screen in a poorly lit environment makes you more prone to seizures, and is much harder on your eyes. By the way you don't have to use the 3d, it just slightly enhances the gameplay. I play more or so in 2d than i do in 3d anyways.

  • @video166 I never said I used the 3DS or do anything in a poorly lit environment. I was making an analogy based on how strained my eyes were while using the 3DS. lol But I am aware of the toggle between 3D and 2D, but still I mentioned I wasn't really into the handheld systems. Not saying the 3DS is bad, I'm just saying I couldn't play it. :p

  • @NuttyButties Glad we got that straightened out :P

  • @video166 It's cool! lol :p I did find it interesting that they remastered some of the old classics from the N64 onto the 3DS. I've been saying they should do something like that for years haha

  • I can't watch this Jon. It's too funny.

  • they thought that windshield wipers where thought to hypnotize

  • I died at "trust blindly"

  • ...trust blindly...

    OH LAWD!

  • I have that exact same shirt 0_0

  • OH! ... uh ... that chair.

  • Lol I'm from Dallas Texas... People are ignorant and will follow anyone if they sound persuasive enough haha

    I wish I knew you were here. I would of signed and said I support Hitler and cherish his work... Makes sense, I am Hispanic lol

  • Jon tron I care about you, and because i care soo much about you i will now tell you that you must shave your neck beard uhhhuhuhuhhuh

  • SIGN THIS FUCKING SHIT

    NO

  • and people still think that marijuana is not mentally stimulating / healthy.

    lolz goofy americans. what a world we live in XD

  • "sign this shit!"

    "get hell of my store!"

  • @lunar0123 That should be the pre-dialogue to an RPG battle! "Sign this shit!" "Get the hell out of my store!" Screen morphs.

  • @Bzaafied ahhahahahahahahahaha! that would awesome!

  • jontron:sign this shit

    guy:get the hell out of my store

    me:lawl xD

  • SUUUUUCCCKKKKERRRRS. Jon, u troll.

  • am i the only one that noticed it says im a dick in the description box when you expand it

  • How dare you suppress the Aryan quest to destroy Nintendo!

  • "And we just trust blindly."

    Dramatic irony, has you heard of?

  • This video originally aired on my Birthday. Maybe thats why this is my favorite video of yours...

  • Hahaha

  • That bird digging into your eye was horrible to watch

  • Sign this shit!

    Get the hell out of my store!

  • Still no blind people

  • Anyways I think you should clip your bird's wings so you can take him out with you

  • I thinks you has teh best theme song in teh worldz!

  • what the in the heck did that bird do to your eye socket?

  • SIGN THIS SHIT!! BITCH

  • Petition if this is \l/

  • I have a 3DS, but I can't use it 'cuz my eyes exploded. Not from the 3D directly, but Mario shot a missle at my eye in 3D.

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  • HEIL HEIR HITLER!

  • I used to own a 3DS, but then I took blindness to the eye.

  • "I have a Nintendo DSi XL" Nobody gives a shit, kid.

  • "Nintendo can be porn when on a girl's body"

    mind = blown

  • "The shit is going to revolutionize everything." Ya............ no, not really.

  • @WlNDMlLL i does

    

  • "trust blindly" i see what you did there

  • SIGN DAT SHIT!

  • @theeltea get the hell out of my store >:(

  • How cute, the bird is grooming him.

  • MAXIMUM TROLLING

  • but will it read?

  • was that guy serious when he told u to get out of his store?

  • Some games needs 3d to solve pussels

  • 23 Conferette soilders like to heil hitler

  • so 3ds wont make you blind? well i reccomend playing without the 3d on cause it saves the battery and its just more easy

  • JonTron: Sign this shit!

    Owner: Get the hell out of my store

    Me: XD

  • @TheMusicforeva123 indeeed, I agreee so much that there'd 3 eees!

  • heir?

    

  • I must comment for your well being ;o

  • hmmmmmmmm trust blindly

  • "the correct answer is all of it"

  • "Heil Heir Hitler"?! people SIGNED that?! omg- it should be "Heil HERR Hitler" lol!

  • "nintendo can be porn if it's on a girls body" XD

  • even if 3ds is ruined, skyward sword would rule

  • at 6:31 my pop went all over my computer screen

  • o wow andys bar was able to get dj moms jeans on tuesday

  • It's proved by eye doctors that the 3DS doesn't do anything harmful for the eyesight

  • Wait, you live by the pacific? 'Oly shit. I hope he lives in the Bay Area, that would be epic.

  • @JustaFleshW0und he does live in california. He lives by the pacific

  • So, do you really live in Texas, or so you live in California? If you live in California, I may have to wander around hoping for a wild JonTron to appear.

  • @JonTronShow No I just meant, how you got Jaque to just stand on your shoulder while you freak out over shitty games, your birds dont seem to mind your crazy attitude.

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • AMERICA!

  • Wow. Just wow.

    A game reviewer on the Internet which doesn't mock Nintendo's new console, but actually does the opposite. Good job mate.

  • Meh, just say it's for the sake of the children and make some shit up. Not surprising how well it works.

  • I laughed so hard when the first woman goes "we just trust things blindly"

  • And where are you gonna send it?

    *shrugs* "I dunno mars"

    "What?"

    "Yeah like with a rover"

  • How do u get your birds to behave so well?

  • @TheGenaral18 I HAVE MORE THAN ONE?!

  • @JonTronShow

    he's talking about all your bitches, seeming how you keep forgetting to turn off your swagger

  • @JonTronShow obviusly you use doubles

  • @JonTronShow i thtink TheGenaral18 got confused with Jaque (i have no idea how to spell that) and baby joe jack.

  • @JonTronShow only one baby jaque :D

  • TUESDAYMOMJEANS ?!?!?!??!?

  • @JonTronShow you got 2 you got the 1 on your shoulder and the 1 is cyberspace for your top tens

  • @JonTronShow Ummm Jon, where did Jauqes brother Jerry go!?

  • @JonTronShow YES

  • @JonTronShow how did u get your bird to behave so well

  • @JonTronShow Well he/she blowed up once so im asuming you got more than one!

  • @JonTronShow I figured you had at least... 17

  • @JonTronShow You didn't now?

  • DJMomJeans? What the fu..?

  • You play the greatest piece of music ever composed "SPYRO THEME!" and therefore I will pledge blind allegiance to you JonTron you chubby sexbox.

  • yo, what is the song from 0:25 to 2:47?

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  • 21 Confederates disliked this video

  • no 3ds doesn't make you blind it just screwes your eyes till you get accustomed to that really (personal experience)

  • I would sign something that said heil heir hitler on it even if i had read it

  • Trust BLINDLY! hohohoho

  • "i havuh question..." (gives mic to kid) "IOWNNINTENDODSIXL!!!" (Not a Question.)

  • was the last part staged? or did he really kick you out?

  • uhh that chair.

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  • 3DS flopped

    yah i know

  • @newalu well its kinda early to say that, get back to me in about 2 years

  • @tenorguy93 yah maybe

    but the 3DS had alot of hype behind it

    sellers where having more stock because they thought people is going to storm the stores to buy them but that didnt happen

    and few weeks after it came out 3DS was getting outsold by the PSP in japan

    that's pretty HUGE since japan would buy anything Nintendo related whatever it is

  • This isn't Chicago!!<.<

  • You just know that little kid in the beginning was looking at Jon and thinking "You're ruining everything, you fat piece of crap! I want my 3DS!"

  • It looks like Jacques is trying to peck out your eye at the end

  • great video, someone actually went to a environmentalist hippie fest, they made people sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide... that's right water, and tons of people signed that shit, because the chick doing the joke was saying things like "people die because of it every year, it's found in reservoirs and plants, we're all contaminated by it" and shit. Your point is totally valid, brah. oh and it's "Herr" Hitler, not "Heir"

  • "Trust blindly." LMFAO.

  • What do you MEAN I've already subscribed?!?! >:O

  • lol sign this shit.

  • 21 3DS blinded kids missed the like button

  • and 21 people have gone blind from playing the 3ds

  • 21 people have a penis the size of the dislike bar

  • yo whens the next video bruhoh

  • 21 people signed the petition

  • it doesn't make you blind but if you play it to long with 3D on its can give you a slite headache its happen to me

  • @Tex1027 It apparently really fucks with your grammar too.

  • uhh that chair. x3

  • Jon, at the end did you improvise? 7:38

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  • DJ MomJeans? WTF

  • LOL!...

  • Jon: I don't realy know what you are talking about.

    Stoner: I don't know either.

  • 5:21 - Liquid Huk

  • I love how the one person said they let things in too blindly, then never even read the petition.

  • do you ever get scared your birdy will bite your eye? i have seem him get mighty close in a few vids ,if he dose tho dont be mad i love him ;3,

  • Awesome man I agree 100%, people will eat whatever you feed them and this proves it. Very cool videos.

  • the guy at 4:45 is awesome!!

  • in sweden ( where i come from and i know that you dont care where i come from ( except if you are a f***ing racist)) 3ds came out 25 mars

  • Was that bird nibbling the side of your eye!?!

  • "sign this shit!" "Get the hell out of my store!" lmfao!

  • looks like the bird is nipping his eye off in the end..... lol

  • LMAO!!! Goes to store and straight up "Sign this shit!"

  • that guy at the end was wearing a smiths shirt, cool

  • he looks like the guy who plays doctor octopus

  • "Sign this shit"

    "Get the Hell out of my store"

    EPIC.

  • hail hitler!

  • lol

  • Anyone notice the bird on his shoulder? That's incredibly bad ass

  • You were in Texas..........WHERE THE FUCK WAS I LIVE THERE!

  • "hail heir hitler" greatest f***ing prank i've evar heard on a peice of paper

  • Haha I was like he's in Dallas wtf that's near my neck of the woods (if you consider the 400 mile trip from Houston to Dallas)

    But I bought a 3DS the only thing I ever suffer from is headaches cause of the focal points of the 3D to my eyes

  • Subscribed.

  • hahaha read the sign of the after party which dj is going to be there!! world class djs

  • Get The Hello out Of My Store!

    ;D

  • ....................ok?

  • This was sauce of the awesome variety.