Evidence that God = Spaghetti Monster!

[MetalDoneMoreForME]

i have seen the light! FSM IS THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD!

[TheDebtisslavery]

If you don't believe in FSM you will be condemned to suffer in boiling slightly salty water for all eternity.

[bobbycathey]

So fucking funny.

[TehBombIsKewl]

Fuckin' christians. Can't you all see that the FSM is the one TRUE monster, and that everyone else is false? Fuckin' shits. I hope you never make it to heaven where you can enjoy strippers and beer with my fellow pirates, you fucking non-believers!

[CowLunch]

Even Vectron spoke of the flying spaghetti monster.

[GidgitDijit]

YES SPAGHETTI MONSTER MEN FOR LIFE BROOOOOOOOOO

[donntruj]

This makes more sence then the catholic dogma. More believable anyway.

[MIQofDMC]

mind = blown

I already was a pastafarian but now I like star wars and pokemon more than I already did.

Spread the word! Ramen!

[DIVAD291]

technically speaking im pretty sure the odds of the FSM are higher than the odds of the bibles god.

[mrkanepker]

next time a religious person talks about morals and how athiests dont posses these, im going to tell them this "if i didnt have morals you and your family would have been slaughtered by me along time ago"

[AssassinGhost]

hmmmm I think trololo who was talking in this video is French. At least it is most likely an European Accent of sorts. Does anyone know?

[INMATE2468]

did you even read my comment????

[MrElitemonster]

straight from south park

[gauSSian3142]

I shall now begin speaking in linguine...

[Arodarkplane1]

I have been enlightened.

[melybooxxyo]

...I BELIEVE.

[xxniubixx]

shit...he's fucking right

[prittydeb]

wow Theologikos you are as dumb as you look and sound what a loser

[65465468]

Dude this is realy a wierd video but  i like it :P

[OMGitsREAPER]

It all makes sense now!

[Keldrath]

Burning bush? There's a cream for that.

[dom44444]

@Keldrath ahhh, i see what you did there...

[jmrwacko]

The philosophical treatise with a black cover was a nice touch.

[INMATE2468]

All hail our one and true lord FSM !!! Atheists burn in hell!! Christians you will burn eternally if you don't join pastaferianism! ! RAmen!!

[MsENThr0pe]

Please...write the book.

[Sittingduck14]

559 people don't get it.

[InuShonen]

just by calling himself Italian pasta instead of Japanese manga lol!

[Nuhuhuhuhu]

Write the book!

[quingermanfrog]

OMG it's true! I never knew its its INSANELY TRUE.

[anomyouscoward]

how he has touched me with his long slippery tentacles

[dilo19000]

your the dude who said fish drowned right?

[WolfySnackrib666]

Great satire of how religion tends to make argument in favor of its belief based on nonsense.

[Waredwr]

Is this the same dude who wore the pasta strainer in his government identification photos for a driver's licence or the like? I remember hearing about this a few months ago. Your sir are a BAWS.

[Appypollylodgies]

Haha, love that some people still don't believe in evolution! hahaha

[Toyomo16]

All gods are contained within the undetectable orbiting teapot. It is the only thing more powerful than omnipotence, so our beloved noodly/tetrapodal/draconic deities cannot break free. Let us send our prayers up to the teapot so that our gods may use the steam of our passion to break free!

[BTC141]

Atheists, God is calling you!

[walluable]

@BTC141 religious fucktards suffering from schizophrenia,mental clinic is calling you

[BTC141]

@walluable You didn't take your meds obviously. I'll pray for you.

[walluable]

@BTC141 fuck you

[BTC141]

@walluable So much for science, rational thinking, logic and intelligent design. You're proof that atheists and monkeys truly are related. Now go swing from a tree lol. 

[walluable]

@BTC141 why do we have coccyx why do we have shared dna and looks with monkeys and how do you think wolves evolved into dogs without evolution now go read your fairytales

[IamYou86]

@BTC141 You do realize that you, yourself evolved....right? You went from 46 chromosomes to a human being! In record time too! 9 months is all it took.

[MrBauxJangles]

LIES GOD IS A VELECERAPTOR. Don't believe me prove to me he isn't and show me where it says he is a human and show me proof that he is human that i can see with my eyes not proof from some guy who died thousands of years ago.

[Elfonz0]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only way to salvation! Do not let the Invisible Pink Unicorn fool you with such delusions!

[addlzp2009]

WRITE A BOOK! WRITE A BOOK! WRITE A BOOK!

[granko43]

I only believe in on god and it is Raptor Jesus. On day of Velociraptor only those with the freshest most succulent livers will be saved.

[brandspankinNEWB]

I want to eat your god

[schootingstarr]

you so stupid, everyone knows tangela evolves to tangoloss

[DragonsREpic]

IPU vs FSM who will win this epic battle?

[INMATE2468]

the evidence is ther atheists don't be stupid! I will pray you choose the pastaferian faith the one true faith RAmen!

[RyanHerpDerp]

@INMATE2468

Oh shut the fuck up and leave us alone.

[erti655]

@INMATE2468 hallelujah you saved everyone . y dont u go rape/stone/enslave/kill people because god said so.

[zangetsu2k8]

@INMATE2468 I believe in ramen! I have seen it on TV!

[samatagrav09]

@INMATE2468 I hope you will be that inntelligent all of your life

yes i use irony because thi svideo is a joke and the religion always adjust to teh knowledge begin the earth was flat and the people figure it isnt so the religion said that too

(sorry for my english some word is translated by a translater)

[ShalomYal]

I have been teaching Biology for 20 years - I teach all of my classes that a 2 inch high pink invisible elephant that sits on my shoulder is the creator of the universe. I am positive. I read it in my sacred book - first i wrote it - now i read its truth. So don't be distracted by the false god of flying blah blah blah

[edcellwarrior]

Someone prove to me right now that the flying spaghetti monster isn't real. ;)

[Dale1O]

@edcellwarrior Gravity. hehe

[vyt3nis]

@edcellwarrior

That's an argumentum ad ignorantium you've got yourself there, kind sir (I think learning about logic is taking away my sense of humour :/ ).

[edcellwarrior]

@vyt3nis Very well, but the bible is factually incorrect. And parts of it have been removed before. Did you know there was a different woman before Eve?

[vyt3nis]

@edcellwarrior

....Aaaaannd how does that relate to my comment in any way?

[edcellwarrior]

@vyt3nis What was your original comment besides calling me ignorant for asking if anyone could disprove the fsm?

[vyt3nis]

@edcellwarrior

I wasn't exactly calling you ingorant, I was merely pointing out that the burden of proof of FSM's existance lies on you (Russell's teapot, etc.). That was the entire comment. And then you completely randomly started spouting out pseudo-historical facts about the Bible, when you have no reason to think that I'm a Christian. One can be an atheist and still think that FSM is for edgy 12-year-old redditors.

[edcellwarrior]

@vyt3nis Pseudo historical facts? What? The FSM isn't supposed to be real anyway, its made to prove a point.

[LastPartycream]

@edcellwarrior

it isnt supposed to be real, but IS

i had a vision and it spoke to me

it told me to eat more pasta

[edcellwarrior]

@LastPartycream Dude - You just broke one of the "I rather you didn'ts"

[LastPartycream]

@edcellwarrior aha



[edcellwarrior]

@LastPartycream what?

[exelpaperclip123]

@ALe1B223 "sino santificad a Cristo como Señor en vuestros corazones, estando siempre preparados para presentar defensa ante todo el que os demande razón de la esperanza que hay en vosotros, pero hacedlo con mansedumbre y reverencia;" (1 Pedro 3:15) Porque no mejor te callas?

FYI if anyone asks, I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I just came here to shut this imbecile up. R'Amen and Pastalujah!

[ALe1B223]

@exelpaperclip123 ese no existe.. QUE NO VEN QUE ES UN ESPAGUETI VOLADOR? un hombre con hambre o inventó... encima esos es nuevo no es nada antiguo... el mundo esta cada ves mas loco... ojala venga jesus pronto y nosl ibre de estas locura a todos

[exelpaperclip123]

@ALe1B223 Pues, ese Espagueti Volador es nuestro Dios y ay vastante de religiones en el mundo. Porque no podemos tener un Espagueti Volador como nuestro Dios?

[ALe1B223]

@exelpaperclip123 porqeu es algo irreal... se creo en la epoca de bush por un hombre no se como sellama... encima es una idiotes creeer en eso... es un espaguetii es comida no un dios

[exelpaperclip123]

@ALe1B223 Pues, tu dios es algo irreal y encima es una idiotes creer en eso. Oh, pues no Dios tiene el poder de hacer lo que quiera, se puede convertir en comida, si queriera. Nuestro Dios puede tener la forma de pasta y bollas de carne.

[ALe1B223]

@exelpaperclip123 cree vos lo que quieras.. cuando mueras (y no te deseo ningún mal.. es mas te deseo larga vida) vas a ver a Jesús volver y veras lo cuan equivocado que estan muchos de ustedes y tambien los ateos....... Yvendrá con gloria de las nubes de los cielos y todo ojo le verá así sea amén

[jonnyneo53]

@SirVezas I know hes being sarcastic, fool. He's an idiot because he think his "parodies" are accurate. He's just another ignorant Atheist. A retarded ignorant Atheist.

[SAwyerD14]

@jonnyneo53 Ignorant? funny, because we are the ones with the facts and evidence, You have allegory, here-say, faith, and a contradictory bible that, a majority of Christians, have never even read. Even though you devote your life and follow it.

[edcellwarrior]

@jonnyneo53 How are we "retarded" and "ignorant" for believing in scientifically proven facts while you believe in a fictitious "god" who's own book "the bible" can't even keep its own story straight.

[desu38]

@jonnyneo53 lol u mad

[jonnyneo53]

@desu38 Im mad, bro.

[jonnyneo53]

Ha. I dont even need to comment. He himself proves what an idiot he is.

[SirVezas]

@jonnyneo53 You prove how much of an idiot you are by taking him seriously.

[Zodist]

God=Crom.So choose your weapons,your colours and your horses and ride into the great battle yet to come.Hail CROM.

[MissLucyBoomer]

As a Jedi I feel slightly offended but I admit you bring up some good points.

Overall I just want to see pastafarian pirates and jedis live in peace

may the force be with you/ may pasta be with you :)

[857Evan]

I LOVE YOU

[857Evan]

Oh but in your other video you said evolution is wrong and killed the FISHES!!!

[Ryanlauph]

@857Evan BECAUSE HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC.

[857Evan]

@Ryanlauph I know that. just a joke

[foojuice101]

RAmen, my brother. Let us join hands in worship and praise His glorious name!

O hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[TricellCorp]

Dude I love you! This is so awesome! Made my day. Thanks for giving me hope. RAmen!

[SatanistSin]

…but the story about Yoda happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Yoda should have come first. A true Pastafarian would have realized this. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF TGSM'S LOVE!

[saintpine]

How dare you compare my lord the flying spaghetti monster with a pokermon.

you will be tickled for eternity unless you can convince god that you are good enough to go to hell.

[MOHOJO12]

I...Love...This...

[george77772moons]

L-O-FUCKING-L

[ViolentKisses87]

He is cute outspoken and I like his accent :3

[PianoMaster221]

Are you Greek? Your channel name sounds Greek, plus you look Greek and have an accent.

[DKDamilos]

@PianoMaster221 Nop he's Norwegian! :p FSM ftw re!

[newtubetubetube]

Judaism -> Christianity -> Jedi??

Coward, you didn't had the courage to put Islam between Christianity and Jedi. Fuck off.

[DavittFinol]

I am convinced because it is said with a European accent.

[VonDelaith]

Ramen!

[carnyzzle]

holy Insane Troll Logic

[skidils]

epic retarded loool

UR RETARDED

GO GET A DOCTOR

[xXLeoKnightousXx]

.... Your shitting my.. right?

[idistroyer]

how can he keep a straight face

[Xuldarinar]

Tomato sauce.

[bigfoot799]

Reeses Pieces be upon him, Ramen.

[KamisakaHiromi]

There are many religions, but there's only gospel

Jesus is the way the truth and the life

[AnneLiesJ1]

Arhhh! Pirates are certainly the first people on earth!

Are you French? I like your accent (:

[BlueDragonFuze]

lol spaghetti monster god is fake.

[chuckn0rris100]

this guy is hilarious, fuking lol at everyone of them, lol he such a troll.

[SantuXD6]

Raptor Jesus, save this ignorant's soul...

[geiuy]

This is not convincing enough.You need to write a book,build some houses where people gather to pray to the FSM,make a lot of money from donations,stop paying taxes and rape children without being arrested.If u do all this you would become a credible religion and i would definitely join you.

[desu38]

BLASPHEMY! YOU ARE ALL FOOLISH SINNERS! Only the one true LORD can save you and guide you on the path to TRUE enlightenment! Only FAITH can save you from ETERNAL DAMNATION! You must REPENT or face DIVINE JUDGMENT! CONVERT before it's TOO LATE or face the WRATH of the Invisible Pink Unicorn!

[bogskeeter]

@desu38 lol, successful troll is successful; I full-heartedly pictured you as a bible-wielding crazy woman, until I reached the end of your statement.

Bravo.

[1stpKlosr2]

@desu38 You're a dumbass and you are going to hell. Our lord and savior the almighty Invisible Unicorn is not PINK!

[SAwyerD14]

@desu38

That was awesome, you had me there for a second

[edcellwarrior]

@desu38 Never! The Flying Spaghetti Monster shall pass his noodley judgement on your pathetic unicorn! >:D

[TROLLMCTROLLEDFACE]

@desu38 Cool story, bro.

[195ashes]

@desu38 BURN IN A TOMATOEY LAKE OF FIRE FOR YOU ARE THE BLASPHEMER!

[MrGodzillahin]

@desu38 oh man i really thought that you where a christian fag when i first started reading x) nice one

[Doum92]

@desu38 But... but sir...? How do you know it's pink if it is invisible?

DONT BURN ME!!!

*run away*

[12many4you]

@desu38

phylus the pink unicorn = god

phylus the pink unicorn = god

phylus the pink unicorn = god

.

now all hail phylus!!!!

[NintendexF8000]

Looks like God is playing wit His food again :P

[bobcatallstar7]

is this suppose to be a joke or is this guy serious?

[CaptCrewSock]

Oh crap...I just ate a butt load of SpaghettiO's. Now what???

[C4FishingTeam]

The flying spaghetti monster is not the true god... my pet unicorn is.

[MrChach1ng]

How do you know Moses had bad eye sight? were you there? Do you have proof?

[Dragonsnack73]

@MrChach1ng Have you seen Moses' wife? Neither has he ...

[MrChach1ng]

@Dragonsnack73 Ha that's a good one I will give you that one

[aserher215]

damn baby you're damn fine ;)

[Szerith]

This was the first pokemon-card I got... Must be a sign :D

[ducexx22xx]

write a book



[empiressable]

You are gorgeous.

[CaptCrewSock]

We can all thank Google for this revelation, when you begin typing this into their search engine, this is what you get.

[ImaginePeace1111]

Your accent is sexy. x3

[MajesticMist]

No Meat Balls!!

[Crystal0mask]

OMG this guy is a genius, when i was a child I was brainwashed by pokemon. Than afterwards I realised it was complete crap, I wondered for many years why I was brainwashed and thought pokemon was amazing, and now thanks to this video I have found out why I loved pokemon so much, it was God brainwashing me into liking him.

[LootFragg]

You again. Whenever I'm browsing the pros and cons of Stupidianism I end up here. You good looking bastard! Jealousy aside, I love how you always make the best points. One of my favourite Antigodists. May the force be with you. Jah bless.

[furonwarrior]

You know, everything he says is right because of his accent.

[chuya0807]

@furonwarrior BLASPHEMY

[polopipa]

Now I can tell to my friends that I finally found my religion! I'm no longer of those stupid none believer atheist!

[geiuy]

@polopipa I agree with you.The atheism religion is sooo boring.Every human being needs a little bit of violence,fantasy and hypocrisy in he's/her life.I've been a Pastafrian for nearly 3 years now but i think i would convert to either muslim or catholic religion because pastafarinism is really too calm,non violent and free for me.I need someone to control me,i like judging other people and i love spending money so i would probably go with catholicism.

take care.bye

[tpstrat14]

@geiuy Learn your history. Yes, religion is the excuse for many, many crimes against humanity throughout history, but the hatred TOWARDS religion has caused MUCH more bloodshed and hatred. Josef Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao Zedong. Read about them. They were pretty guideless just as yourself. But it's OK because they murdered the religious people of their lands and the religious are kind of freaks anyways, right?

[geiuy]

@tpstrat14 ugh ugh guh bu bla bla bla,i don't understand religious gibberish.sorry,try it with some other dumb religion nut

thanks

[tpstrat14]

@geiuy you brainless atheists seem to all be religiously opposed to religion..... fucking hypocrites

[MrDreamDestroyer]

@tpstrat14

LOL they didn;t killed because of atheism but the same reason america have for waging war against other countries.

because of resources. But Crusades and Jihad were different, the perpetrators were proud of killing someone who didn't have the same religion with them. Hitler killed million Jews because he believed that God hates them because they killed Jesus Christ.

[TheJonttu0444]

-.- =D

[ImLDSRU2]

This is about as dumb a video as I have seen on youtube.

[fantasychan76]

I love your accent. :)

[0peppers]

So remember when you eat spaghetti you are eating the body of God !!!

[DexterEvilGenius]

@0peppers The mighty FSM wants you to eat spaghetti, and other carbohydrate based meals

[mrkaine2u]

@0peppers This is why you wear a wok on her head. To temporarily cutting ur connection to his Nooddlyness

[sdmatt1975]

@0peppers His capacity for sharing is beyond measure!

[0peppers]

@sdmatt1975 God, the ultimate file sharing server.

[MrCobra811]

Flying spagheti is keeping atheists on youtube arguing wether he exists or not ! LMAO

[Nathan21122012]

I am no longer agnostic

[Punkero245]

The eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" have totally changed my life.