Wow, this is so ignorant and uneducated. Theres no way that tangela evolved into the fsm, Its so obvious that god created the fsm because god doesnt believe in evolution... idiutz
Lewisner this to me proves that there is a God&that "Goodness" not evil is working here or atheism/evolution made a mistake in dealing with the former Soviet Union. BTW I myself kept up with what was happening inside of the Soviet Union nearly 30 years. Lewisner they were a super-power&gung-ho on wiping out all religion not only there but around the world back in those days like Mao was in China trying to wipe out all religion there.Communism of the 20th century til now has failed in its attempt
well i look at death as a combination of evoulotion and reincarnation where as soon as u die u can be reborn because every second 3 people die 5 are born which leaves two empty vessels which either generate two new people or we all started out as single celled organisms and had to work are way up the latter untill we became monkeys after you die from your monkey form then u get to the final stage which is human and once again once ur human you always remain human goerge carlin has been reborn
In the former USSR1917-92 atheism/evolution was taught daycare-university The Bible was banned&it was illegal to teach it to kids Within months of the fall of the USSRin 92 the Bible was put back in Russian schools Olga Lutsenko an atheist was the main one behind it Death threats made her leave to Canada in 96&she is a Christian now She is on youtube&I support her work financially putting Bibles in Russian&Ukranian schools The Bible absent 75 years in Russian schools now back 20 years So amazing
John Wycliffe1330-1385 translated the Bible from Latin to middle English in 1382 felt the Bible should be in the tongue&hands of the masses In 1442 his remains were dug up&a trial was held condemming him His bones were burned to powder&dumped in a river I read his lifestory&I have the book Evil men in high places over 1000 years kept the Bible from most clergy&all laity Many folk Christian&atheist don't know this that Bible ownership was illegal in most past Christian lands Banned Bibles go back
The Bible has been accessible to the masses less than 500 years William Tyndale1498-1542 was the first to mass publish Bibles using a printing press in 1525 Before it took 10 months to handwrite a Bible He smuggled them to England from Belguim&cost a week's wage He spoke 9 languages He was wanted,betrayed&caught,tried&executed in Brussels1542 I read his lifestory&I have the book Many folk Christian/atheist&others don't know these facts The path for common Bibles of the folk was long&bloody.FYI.
Its funny how when atheists are backed into the corner they always bring up Santa or the flying spaghetti monster as an analogy to Gods existence. The difference is no one has ever claimed the universe was created by the spaghetti monster, no one has written a holy book in the name of the spaghetti monster, no one has prophesised in the name of the spaghetti monster, no one has ever claimed to receive heeling from a spaghetti monster - it just goes on and on.
Fuckin' christians. Can't you all see that the FSM is the one TRUE monster, and that everyone else is false? Fuckin' shits. I hope you never make it to heaven where you can enjoy strippers and beer with my fellow pirates, you fucking non-believers!
next time a religious person talks about morals and how athiests dont posses these, im going to tell them this "if i didnt have morals you and your family would have been slaughtered by me along time ago"
People don't see that God, the Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and everyone else is just a creation of Eris, Goddess of Chaos! What better way to create Chaos? Follow the Pentabarf, the Law of Fives, believ, or not, in POEE and be free of the Curse of Grayface. Hail Eris, all Hail Discordia.
when you have to masturbate, but don't want to waste toilet paper on the jiz, open the bible and go in there. just be sure to flush down the putrid mess, when you're done.
"The gift of mental power comes from God, Divine Being, and if we concentrate our minds on that truth, we become in tune with this great power." - Nikola Tesla
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings." - Albert Einstein
"This most beautiful system [The Universe] could only proceed from the dominion of an intelligent and powerful Being." - Isaac Newton
Check out my videos "Religion is Ridiculous" (specifically Christianity)....Good stuff, rate it! Christians I CHALLENGE you to watch with an open mind. Atheists watch the vids and give them a thumbs up! Help spread the truth!!
Check out my videos "Religion is Ridiculous" (specifically Christianity)....Good stuff, rate it! Christians I CHALLENGE you to watch with an open mind. Atheists watch the vids and give them a thumbs up! Help spread the truth!!
They think with time a non-living thing can start to live, a non aware being can start to aware,Information (like DNA) can be formed without intellegence,
social behaviour and techniques of animals and insects are in the genes ! and the best is this stuff : /watch?v=dOyc98tV5kA did evolve wings ! and the ability to fly !
throug random mutations and naturel selection, needless to speak about the evolution of plantes ...
Is this the same dude who wore the pasta strainer in his government identification photos for a driver's licence or the like? I remember hearing about this a few months ago. Your sir are a BAWS.
All gods are contained within the undetectable orbiting teapot. It is the only thing more powerful than omnipotence, so our beloved noodly/tetrapodal/draconic deities cannot break free. Let us send our prayers up to the teapot so that our gods may use the steam of our passion to break free!
@walluable So much for science, rational thinking, logic and intelligent design. You're proof that atheists and monkeys truly are related. Now go swing from a tree lol.
@BTC141 why do we have coccyx why do we have shared dna and looks with monkeys and how do you think wolves evolved into dogs without evolution now go read your fairytales
@BTC141 You do realize that you, yourself evolved....right? You went from 46 chromosomes to a human being! In record time too! 9 months is all it took.
LIES GOD IS A VELECERAPTOR. Don't believe me prove to me he isn't and show me where it says he is a human and show me proof that he is human that i can see with my eyes not proof from some guy who died thousands of years ago.
@INMATE2468 I hope you will be that inntelligent all of your life
yes i use irony because thi svideo is a joke and the religion always adjust to teh knowledge begin the earth was flat and the people figure it isnt so the religion said that too
(sorry for my english some word is translated by a translater)
I have been teaching Biology for 20 years - I teach all of my classes that a 2 inch high pink invisible elephant that sits on my shoulder is the creator of the universe. I am positive. I read it in my sacred book - first i wrote it - now i read its truth. So don't be distracted by the false god of flying blah blah blah
@vyt3nis Very well, but the bible is factually incorrect. And parts of it have been removed before. Did you know there was a different woman before Eve?
I wasn't exactly calling you ingorant, I was merely pointing out that the burden of proof of FSM's existance lies on you (Russell's teapot, etc.). That was the entire comment. And then you completely randomly started spouting out pseudo-historical facts about the Bible, when you have no reason to think that I'm a Christian. One can be an atheist and still think that FSM is for edgy 12-year-old redditors.
@ALe1B223 "sino santificad a Cristo como Señor en vuestros corazones, estando siempre preparados para presentar defensa ante todo el que os demande razón de la esperanza que hay en vosotros, pero hacedlo con mansedumbre y reverencia;" (1 Pedro 3:15) Porque no mejor te callas?
FYI if anyone asks, I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I just came here to shut this imbecile up. R'Amen and Pastalujah!
@exelpaperclip123 ese no existe.. QUE NO VEN QUE ES UN ESPAGUETI VOLADOR? un hombre con hambre o inventó... encima esos es nuevo no es nada antiguo... el mundo esta cada ves mas loco... ojala venga jesus pronto y nosl ibre de estas locura a todos
@ALe1B223 Pues, ese Espagueti Volador es nuestro Dios y ay vastante de religiones en el mundo. Porque no podemos tener un Espagueti Volador como nuestro Dios?
@exelpaperclip123 porqeu es algo irreal... se creo en la epoca de bush por un hombre no se como sellama... encima es una idiotes creeer en eso... es un espaguetii es comida no un dios
@ALe1B223 Pues, tu dios es algo irreal y encima es una idiotes creer en eso. Oh, pues no Dios tiene el poder de hacer lo que quiera, se puede convertir en comida, si queriera. Nuestro Dios puede tener la forma de pasta y bollas de carne.
@exelpaperclip123 cree vos lo que quieras.. cuando mueras (y no te deseo ningún mal.. es mas te deseo larga vida) vas a ver a Jesús volver y veras lo cuan equivocado que estan muchos de ustedes y tambien los ateos....... Yvendrá con gloria de las nubes de los cielos y todo ojo le verá así sea amén
@ALe1B223 Cree vos lo que quieras, cuando mueras (y no te deseo ningún mal, es mas te deseo larga vida) vas a ver a Flying Spaghetti Monster volver y veras lo cuan equivocado que estan muchos de ustedes y tambien los ateos. Y vendrá con gloria de las nubes de los cielos y todo ojo le verá así sea R'amén.
@SirVezas I know hes being sarcastic, fool. He's an idiot because he think his "parodies" are accurate. He's just another ignorant Atheist. A retarded ignorant Atheist.
@jonnyneo53 Ignorant? funny, because we are the ones with the facts and evidence, You have allegory, here-say, faith, and a contradictory bible that, a majority of Christians, have never even read. Even though you devote your life and follow it.
@SAwyerD14@edcellwarrior "because we are the ones with the facts and evidence," "How are we "retarded" and "ignorant" for believing in scientifically proven facts "
Oh really? I didnt know you guys had Scientific evidence and Facts to disproove God. Present the evidence, u'd be the first in history to do so. In fact, you guys may win the Nobel prize!
@jonnyneo53 How are we "retarded" and "ignorant" for believing in scientifically proven facts while you believe in a fictitious "god" who's own book "the bible" can't even keep its own story straight.
…but the story about Yoda happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Yoda should have come first. A true Pastafarian would have realized this. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF TGSM'S LOVE!
JESUS CHRIST, HIS CATHOLIC-UNIVERSAL-APOSTOLIC CHURCH, SACRAMENTS, THE BIBLE, MIRACLES, HEALINGS, ST. MARY APPARITIONS, MESSAGES FROM HEAVEN, SIGNS IN 2011 ARE NOT A MYTHOLOGY BUT THE REALITY !!!
This is not convincing enough.You need to write a book,build some houses where people gather to pray to the FSM,make a lot of money from donations,stop paying taxes and rape children without being arrested.If u do all this you would become a credible religion and i would definitely join you.
BLASPHEMY! YOU ARE ALL FOOLISH SINNERS! Only the one true LORD can save you and guide you on the path to TRUE enlightenment! Only FAITH can save you from ETERNAL DAMNATION! You must REPENT or face DIVINE JUDGMENT! CONVERT before it's TOO LATE or face the WRATH of the Invisible Pink Unicorn!
@desu38 lol, successful troll is successful; I full-heartedly pictured you as a bible-wielding crazy woman, until I reached the end of your statement.
OMG this guy is a genius, when i was a child I was brainwashed by pokemon. Than afterwards I realised it was complete crap, I wondered for many years why I was brainwashed and thought pokemon was amazing, and now thanks to this video I have found out why I loved pokemon so much, it was God brainwashing me into liking him.
You again. Whenever I'm browsing the pros and cons of Stupidianism I end up here. You good looking bastard! Jealousy aside, I love how you always make the best points. One of my favourite Antigodists. May the force be with you. Jah bless.
Wow, this is so ignorant and uneducated. Theres no way that tangela evolved into the fsm, Its so obvious that god created the fsm because god doesnt believe in evolution... idiutz
tryhardnoob 19 hours ago
@tryhardnoob You got trolled bro.
Ragnarockalypse 45 minutes ago
I luv how serious you are.
emcp7 1 day ago
R'amen
Noise509 2 days ago
Lewisner this to me proves that there is a God&that "Goodness" not evil is working here or atheism/evolution made a mistake in dealing with the former Soviet Union. BTW I myself kept up with what was happening inside of the Soviet Union nearly 30 years. Lewisner they were a super-power&gung-ho on wiping out all religion not only there but around the world back in those days like Mao was in China trying to wipe out all religion there.Communism of the 20th century til now has failed in its attempt
RonSafreed 2 days ago
R'amen brother.
papalesner1111 2 days ago
Fuck yeah, Tangela.
Hardstyleqt 3 days ago
That totaly explains dreadlocks and why jesus and god was/is black.
MegaBanne 3 days ago
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well i look at death as a combination of evoulotion and reincarnation where as soon as u die u can be reborn because every second 3 people die 5 are born which leaves two empty vessels which either generate two new people or we all started out as single celled organisms and had to work are way up the latter untill we became monkeys after you die from your monkey form then u get to the final stage which is human and once again once ur human you always remain human goerge carlin has been reborn
1mcashinrs 3 days ago
In the former USSR1917-92 atheism/evolution was taught daycare-university The Bible was banned&it was illegal to teach it to kids Within months of the fall of the USSRin 92 the Bible was put back in Russian schools Olga Lutsenko an atheist was the main one behind it Death threats made her leave to Canada in 96&she is a Christian now She is on youtube&I support her work financially putting Bibles in Russian&Ukranian schools The Bible absent 75 years in Russian schools now back 20 years So amazing
RonSafreed 4 days ago
@RonSafreed Yep the Russians gave up one evil totalitarian regime for another.
lewisner 3 days ago
John Wycliffe1330-1385 translated the Bible from Latin to middle English in 1382 felt the Bible should be in the tongue&hands of the masses In 1442 his remains were dug up&a trial was held condemming him His bones were burned to powder&dumped in a river I read his lifestory&I have the book Evil men in high places over 1000 years kept the Bible from most clergy&all laity Many folk Christian&atheist don't know this that Bible ownership was illegal in most past Christian lands Banned Bibles go back
RonSafreed 4 days ago
The Bible has been accessible to the masses less than 500 years William Tyndale1498-1542 was the first to mass publish Bibles using a printing press in 1525 Before it took 10 months to handwrite a Bible He smuggled them to England from Belguim&cost a week's wage He spoke 9 languages He was wanted,betrayed&caught,tried&executed in Brussels1542 I read his lifestory&I have the book Many folk Christian/atheist&others don't know these facts The path for common Bibles of the folk was long&bloody.FYI.
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Its funny how when atheists are backed into the corner they always bring up Santa or the flying spaghetti monster as an analogy to Gods existence. The difference is no one has ever claimed the universe was created by the spaghetti monster, no one has written a holy book in the name of the spaghetti monster, no one has prophesised in the name of the spaghetti monster, no one has ever claimed to receive heeling from a spaghetti monster - it just goes on and on.
That how stupid this analogy is !
MrMaxTruth 4 days ago
For his heretical beliefs, Theologikos's steak will be burnt.
mediumawlful 5 days ago
Sooo... The Italian kitchen is heaven?
Bodysmoker 6 days ago 11
@Bodysmoker No heaven is a place with a stripper factory and beer volcano.
xArnthorx 5 days ago
@xArnthorx Well... Count me out^^
Bodysmoker 5 days ago
Allah is our creator
MrIslamista 6 days ago
@MrIslamista Correction: You believe Allah is our creator. You might have heard this before, and it is in fact... brace yourself... the truth.
Bodysmoker 6 days ago
i have seen the light! FSM IS THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD!
MetalDoneMoreForME 6 days ago
If you don't believe in FSM you will be condemned to suffer in boiling slightly salty water for all eternity.
TheDebtisslavery 1 week ago
So fucking funny.
bobbycathey 1 week ago
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Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings.
Mfolsom245 1 week ago
Fuckin' christians. Can't you all see that the FSM is the one TRUE monster, and that everyone else is false? Fuckin' shits. I hope you never make it to heaven where you can enjoy strippers and beer with my fellow pirates, you fucking non-believers!
TehBombIsKewl 1 week ago
Even Vectron spoke of the flying spaghetti monster.
CowLunch 1 week ago
YES SPAGHETTI MONSTER MEN FOR LIFE BROOOOOOOOOO
GidgitDijit 1 week ago
This makes more sence then the catholic dogma. More believable anyway.
donntruj 1 week ago
mind = blown
I already was a pastafarian but now I like star wars and pokemon more than I already did.
Spread the word! Ramen!
MIQofDMC 2 weeks ago
technically speaking im pretty sure the odds of the FSM are higher than the odds of the bibles god.
DIVAD291 2 weeks ago
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Religion is a front so that gangsters can legally fight their turf wars
stratocaster539 2 weeks ago
next time a religious person talks about morals and how athiests dont posses these, im going to tell them this "if i didnt have morals you and your family would have been slaughtered by me along time ago"
mrkanepker 2 weeks ago
hmmmm I think trololo who was talking in this video is French. At least it is most likely an European Accent of sorts. Does anyone know?
AssassinGhost 2 weeks ago
did you even read my comment????
INMATE2468 3 weeks ago
straight from south park
MrElitemonster 3 weeks ago
I shall now begin speaking in linguine...
gauSSian3142 3 weeks ago
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People don't see that God, the Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and everyone else is just a creation of Eris, Goddess of Chaos! What better way to create Chaos? Follow the Pentabarf, the Law of Fives, believ, or not, in POEE and be free of the Curse of Grayface. Hail Eris, all Hail Discordia.
lucasliso 3 weeks ago
I have been enlightened.
Arodarkplane1 3 weeks ago
...I BELIEVE.
melybooxxyo 3 weeks ago
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when you have to masturbate, but don't want to waste toilet paper on the jiz, open the bible and go in there. just be sure to flush down the putrid mess, when you're done.
sikadelikmiltank 3 weeks ago
shit...he's fucking right
xxniubixx 3 weeks ago
wow Theologikos you are as dumb as you look and sound what a loser
prittydeb 3 weeks ago
Dude this is realy a wierd video but i like it :P
65465468 3 weeks ago
It all makes sense now!
OMGitsREAPER 3 weeks ago
Burning bush? There's a cream for that.
Keldrath 4 weeks ago 57
@Keldrath ahhh, i see what you did there...
dom44444 1 week ago
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"The gift of mental power comes from God, Divine Being, and if we concentrate our minds on that truth, we become in tune with this great power." - Nikola Tesla
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings." - Albert Einstein
"This most beautiful system [The Universe] could only proceed from the dominion of an intelligent and powerful Being." - Isaac Newton
ISMOPANAMA 4 weeks ago
The philosophical treatise with a black cover was a nice touch.
jmrwacko 1 month ago
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gasmask4poop 1 month ago
All hail our one and true lord FSM !!! Atheists burn in hell!! Christians you will burn eternally if you don't join pastaferianism! ! RAmen!!
INMATE2468 1 month ago
Please...write the book.
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They think with time a non-living thing can start to live, a non aware being can start to aware,Information (like DNA) can be formed without intellegence,
social behaviour and techniques of animals and insects are in the genes ! and the best is this stuff : /watch?v=dOyc98tV5kA did evolve wings ! and the ability to fly !
throug random mutations and naturel selection, needless to speak about the evolution of plantes ...
YamiYami17 1 month ago
559 people don't get it.
Sittingduck14 1 month ago
just by calling himself Italian pasta instead of Japanese manga lol!
InuShonen 1 month ago
Write the book!
Nuhuhuhuhu 1 month ago
OMG it's true! I never knew its its INSANELY TRUE.
quingermanfrog 1 month ago
how he has touched me with his long slippery tentacles
anomyouscoward 1 month ago
your the dude who said fish drowned right?
dilo19000 1 month ago
Great satire of how religion tends to make argument in favor of its belief based on nonsense.
WolfySnackrib666 1 month ago
Is this the same dude who wore the pasta strainer in his government identification photos for a driver's licence or the like? I remember hearing about this a few months ago. Your sir are a BAWS.
Waredwr 1 month ago
Haha, love that some people still don't believe in evolution! hahaha
Appypollylodgies 1 month ago
All gods are contained within the undetectable orbiting teapot. It is the only thing more powerful than omnipotence, so our beloved noodly/tetrapodal/draconic deities cannot break free. Let us send our prayers up to the teapot so that our gods may use the steam of our passion to break free!
Toyomo16 1 month ago
Atheists, God is calling you!
BTC141 1 month ago
@BTC141 religious fucktards suffering from schizophrenia,mental clinic is calling you
walluable 1 month ago
@walluable You didn't take your meds obviously. I'll pray for you.
BTC141 1 month ago
@BTC141 fuck you
walluable 1 month ago
@walluable So much for science, rational thinking, logic and intelligent design. You're proof that atheists and monkeys truly are related. Now go swing from a tree lol.
BTC141 1 month ago
@BTC141 why do we have coccyx why do we have shared dna and looks with monkeys and how do you think wolves evolved into dogs without evolution now go read your fairytales
walluable 1 month ago
@BTC141 You do realize that you, yourself evolved....right? You went from 46 chromosomes to a human being! In record time too! 9 months is all it took.
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@BTC141
'@walluable You didn't take your meds obviously. I'll pray for you.'
Pray to FSM
coynedogg 1 month ago
LIES GOD IS A VELECERAPTOR. Don't believe me prove to me he isn't and show me where it says he is a human and show me proof that he is human that i can see with my eyes not proof from some guy who died thousands of years ago.
MrBauxJangles 1 month ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only way to salvation! Do not let the Invisible Pink Unicorn fool you with such delusions!
Elfonz0 1 month ago
WRITE A BOOK! WRITE A BOOK! WRITE A BOOK!
addlzp2009 1 month ago
I only believe in on god and it is Raptor Jesus. On day of Velociraptor only those with the freshest most succulent livers will be saved.
granko43 1 month ago
I want to eat your god
brandspankinNEWB 1 month ago
you so stupid, everyone knows tangela evolves to tangoloss
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IPU vs FSM who will win this epic battle?
DragonsREpic 1 month ago
the evidence is ther atheists don't be stupid! I will pray you choose the pastaferian faith the one true faith RAmen!
INMATE2468 1 month ago 31
@INMATE2468
Oh shut the fuck up and leave us alone.
RyanHerpDerp 1 month ago
@INMATE2468 hallelujah you saved everyone . y dont u go rape/stone/enslave/kill people because god said so.
erti655 3 weeks ago
@INMATE2468 I believe in ramen! I have seen it on TV!
zangetsu2k8 2 weeks ago
@INMATE2468 I hope you will be that inntelligent all of your life
yes i use irony because thi svideo is a joke and the religion always adjust to teh knowledge begin the earth was flat and the people figure it isnt so the religion said that too
(sorry for my english some word is translated by a translater)
samatagrav09 1 week ago
I have been teaching Biology for 20 years - I teach all of my classes that a 2 inch high pink invisible elephant that sits on my shoulder is the creator of the universe. I am positive. I read it in my sacred book - first i wrote it - now i read its truth. So don't be distracted by the false god of flying blah blah blah
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Someone prove to me right now that the flying spaghetti monster isn't real. ;)
edcellwarrior 1 month ago 41
@edcellwarrior Gravity. hehe
Dale1O 1 month ago
@edcellwarrior
That's an argumentum ad ignorantium you've got yourself there, kind sir (I think learning about logic is taking away my sense of humour :/ ).
vyt3nis 1 month ago
@vyt3nis Very well, but the bible is factually incorrect. And parts of it have been removed before. Did you know there was a different woman before Eve?
edcellwarrior 1 month ago
@edcellwarrior
....Aaaaannd how does that relate to my comment in any way?
vyt3nis 4 weeks ago
@vyt3nis What was your original comment besides calling me ignorant for asking if anyone could disprove the fsm?
edcellwarrior 4 weeks ago
@edcellwarrior
I wasn't exactly calling you ingorant, I was merely pointing out that the burden of proof of FSM's existance lies on you (Russell's teapot, etc.). That was the entire comment. And then you completely randomly started spouting out pseudo-historical facts about the Bible, when you have no reason to think that I'm a Christian. One can be an atheist and still think that FSM is for edgy 12-year-old redditors.
vyt3nis 4 weeks ago
@vyt3nis Pseudo historical facts? What? The FSM isn't supposed to be real anyway, its made to prove a point.
edcellwarrior 4 weeks ago
@edcellwarrior
it isnt supposed to be real, but IS
i had a vision and it spoke to me
it told me to eat more pasta
LastPartycream 3 weeks ago
@LastPartycream Dude - You just broke one of the "I rather you didn'ts"
edcellwarrior 3 weeks ago
@edcellwarrior aha
LastPartycream 3 weeks ago
@LastPartycream what?
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OTRO IDIOTA QUE SE VA AL INFIERNO POR CREER EN ESE FIDEO PARANORMAL QUE SE TE METE POR EL CULO Y TE SALE POR LOS OJOS
ALe1B223 1 month ago
@ALe1B223 "sino santificad a Cristo como Señor en vuestros corazones, estando siempre preparados para presentar defensa ante todo el que os demande razón de la esperanza que hay en vosotros, pero hacedlo con mansedumbre y reverencia;" (1 Pedro 3:15) Porque no mejor te callas?
FYI if anyone asks, I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I just came here to shut this imbecile up. R'Amen and Pastalujah!
exelpaperclip123 1 month ago
@exelpaperclip123 ese no existe.. QUE NO VEN QUE ES UN ESPAGUETI VOLADOR? un hombre con hambre o inventó... encima esos es nuevo no es nada antiguo... el mundo esta cada ves mas loco... ojala venga jesus pronto y nosl ibre de estas locura a todos
ALe1B223 1 month ago
@ALe1B223 Pues, ese Espagueti Volador es nuestro Dios y ay vastante de religiones en el mundo. Porque no podemos tener un Espagueti Volador como nuestro Dios?
exelpaperclip123 1 month ago
@exelpaperclip123 porqeu es algo irreal... se creo en la epoca de bush por un hombre no se como sellama... encima es una idiotes creeer en eso... es un espaguetii es comida no un dios
ALe1B223 1 month ago
@ALe1B223 Pues, tu dios es algo irreal y encima es una idiotes creer en eso. Oh, pues no Dios tiene el poder de hacer lo que quiera, se puede convertir en comida, si queriera. Nuestro Dios puede tener la forma de pasta y bollas de carne.
exelpaperclip123 1 month ago
@exelpaperclip123 cree vos lo que quieras.. cuando mueras (y no te deseo ningún mal.. es mas te deseo larga vida) vas a ver a Jesús volver y veras lo cuan equivocado que estan muchos de ustedes y tambien los ateos....... Yvendrá con gloria de las nubes de los cielos y todo ojo le verá así sea amén
ALe1B223 1 month ago
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@ALe1B223 Cree vos lo que quieras, cuando mueras (y no te deseo ningún mal, es mas te deseo larga vida) vas a ver a Flying Spaghetti Monster volver y veras lo cuan equivocado que estan muchos de ustedes y tambien los ateos. Y vendrá con gloria de las nubes de los cielos y todo ojo le verá así sea R'amén.
exelpaperclip123 1 month ago
@SirVezas I know hes being sarcastic, fool. He's an idiot because he think his "parodies" are accurate. He's just another ignorant Atheist. A retarded ignorant Atheist.
jonnyneo53 1 month ago
@jonnyneo53 Ignorant? funny, because we are the ones with the facts and evidence, You have allegory, here-say, faith, and a contradictory bible that, a majority of Christians, have never even read. Even though you devote your life and follow it.
SAwyerD14 1 month ago
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@SAwyerD14 @edcellwarrior "because we are the ones with the facts and evidence," "How are we "retarded" and "ignorant" for believing in scientifically proven facts "
Oh really? I didnt know you guys had Scientific evidence and Facts to disproove God. Present the evidence, u'd be the first in history to do so. In fact, you guys may win the Nobel prize!
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Idiots.
jonnyneo53 1 month ago
@jonnyneo53 How are we "retarded" and "ignorant" for believing in scientifically proven facts while you believe in a fictitious "god" who's own book "the bible" can't even keep its own story straight.
edcellwarrior 1 month ago
@jonnyneo53 lol u mad
desu38 1 month ago
@desu38 Im mad, bro.
jonnyneo53 1 month ago
Ha. I dont even need to comment. He himself proves what an idiot he is.
jonnyneo53 1 month ago
@jonnyneo53 You prove how much of an idiot you are by taking him seriously.
SirVezas 1 month ago
God=Crom.So choose your weapons,your colours and your horses and ride into the great battle yet to come.Hail CROM.
Zodist 1 month ago
As a Jedi I feel slightly offended but I admit you bring up some good points.
Overall I just want to see pastafarian pirates and jedis live in peace
may the force be with you/ may pasta be with you :)
MissLucyBoomer 1 month ago
I LOVE YOU
857Evan 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Oh but in your other video you said evolution is wrong and killed the FISHES!!!
857Evan 1 month ago
@857Evan BECAUSE HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
Ryanlauph 1 month ago
@Ryanlauph I know that. just a joke
857Evan 1 month ago
RAmen, my brother. Let us join hands in worship and praise His glorious name!
O hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
foojuice101 1 month ago
Dude I love you! This is so awesome! Made my day. Thanks for giving me hope. RAmen!
TricellCorp 1 month ago
…but the story about Yoda happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Yoda should have come first. A true Pastafarian would have realized this. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF TGSM'S LOVE!
SatanistSin 1 month ago
How dare you compare my lord the flying spaghetti monster with a pokermon.
you will be tickled for eternity unless you can convince god that you are good enough to go to hell.
saintpine 1 month ago
I...Love...This...
MOHOJO12 1 month ago
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I can't believe I was once an atheist! Because, you know, they have no morals.
Good things His pasta found me! Sauce bless you all!
DEATH AND ETERNAL TORTURE to blashphemers and heretics!
tontsa911 1 month ago
L-O-FUCKING-L
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JezusSlave 2 months ago
He is cute outspoken and I like his accent :3
ViolentKisses87 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
Are you Greek? Your channel name sounds Greek, plus you look Greek and have an accent.
PianoMaster221 2 months ago
@PianoMaster221 Nop he's Norwegian! :p FSM ftw re!
DKDamilos 1 month ago
Judaism -> Christianity -> Jedi??
Coward, you didn't had the courage to put Islam between Christianity and Jedi. Fuck off.
newtubetubetube 2 months ago
I am convinced because it is said with a European accent.
DavittFinol 2 months ago
Ramen!
VonDelaith 2 months ago
holy Insane Troll Logic
carnyzzle 2 months ago
epic retarded loool
UR RETARDED
GO GET A DOCTOR
skidils 2 months ago
.... Your shitting my.. right?
xXLeoKnightousXx 2 months ago
how can he keep a straight face
idistroyer 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos 22
Tomato sauce.
Xuldarinar 2 months ago
Reeses Pieces be upon him, Ramen.
bigfoot799 2 months ago
There are many religions, but there's only gospel
Jesus is the way the truth and the life
KamisakaHiromi 2 months ago
Arhhh! Pirates are certainly the first people on earth!
Are you French? I like your accent (:
AnneLiesJ1 2 months ago
lol spaghetti monster god is fake.
BlueDragonFuze 2 months ago
this guy is hilarious, fuking lol at everyone of them, lol he such a troll.
chuckn0rris100 2 months ago
Raptor Jesus, save this ignorant's soul...
SantuXD6 2 months ago
This is not convincing enough.You need to write a book,build some houses where people gather to pray to the FSM,make a lot of money from donations,stop paying taxes and rape children without being arrested.If u do all this you would become a credible religion and i would definitely join you.
geiuy 2 months ago
BLASPHEMY! YOU ARE ALL FOOLISH SINNERS! Only the one true LORD can save you and guide you on the path to TRUE enlightenment! Only FAITH can save you from ETERNAL DAMNATION! You must REPENT or face DIVINE JUDGMENT! CONVERT before it's TOO LATE or face the WRATH of the Invisible Pink Unicorn!
desu38 2 months ago 65
@desu38 lol, successful troll is successful; I full-heartedly pictured you as a bible-wielding crazy woman, until I reached the end of your statement.
Bravo.
bogskeeter 2 months ago
@desu38 You're a dumbass and you are going to hell. Our lord and savior the almighty Invisible Unicorn is not PINK!
1stpKlosr2 2 months ago
@desu38
That was awesome, you had me there for a second
SAwyerD14 1 month ago
@desu38 Never! The Flying Spaghetti Monster shall pass his noodley judgement on your pathetic unicorn! >:D
edcellwarrior 1 month ago
@desu38 Cool story, bro.
TROLLMCTROLLEDFACE 1 month ago
@desu38 BURN IN A TOMATOEY LAKE OF FIRE FOR YOU ARE THE BLASPHEMER!
195ashes 1 month ago
@desu38 oh man i really thought that you where a christian fag when i first started reading x) nice one
MrGodzillahin 1 month ago
@desu38 But... but sir...? How do you know it's pink if it is invisible?
DONT BURN ME!!!
*run away*
Doum92 1 month ago
@desu38
phylus the pink unicorn = god
phylus the pink unicorn = god
phylus the pink unicorn = god
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now all hail phylus!!!!
12many4you 1 month ago in playlist Meer video's van Theologikos
Looks like God is playing wit His food again :P
NintendexF8000 2 months ago
is this suppose to be a joke or is this guy serious?
bobcatallstar7 2 months ago
Oh crap...I just ate a butt load of SpaghettiO's. Now what???
CaptCrewSock 3 months ago
The flying spaghetti monster is not the true god... my pet unicorn is.
C4FishingTeam 3 months ago
How do you know Moses had bad eye sight? were you there? Do you have proof?
MrChach1ng 3 months ago 2
@MrChach1ng Have you seen Moses' wife? Neither has he ...
Dragonsnack73 3 months ago
@Dragonsnack73 Ha that's a good one I will give you that one
MrChach1ng 3 months ago
damn baby you're damn fine ;)
aserher215 3 months ago
This was the first pokemon-card I got... Must be a sign :D
Szerith 3 months ago 2
write a book
ducexx22xx 3 months ago
You are gorgeous.
empiressable 3 months ago 8
We can all thank Google for this revelation, when you begin typing this into their search engine, this is what you get.
CaptCrewSock 3 months ago
Your accent is sexy. x3
ImaginePeace1111 3 months ago
No Meat Balls!!
MajesticMist 3 months ago
OMG this guy is a genius, when i was a child I was brainwashed by pokemon. Than afterwards I realised it was complete crap, I wondered for many years why I was brainwashed and thought pokemon was amazing, and now thanks to this video I have found out why I loved pokemon so much, it was God brainwashing me into liking him.
Crystal0mask 3 months ago
You again. Whenever I'm browsing the pros and cons of Stupidianism I end up here. You good looking bastard! Jealousy aside, I love how you always make the best points. One of my favourite Antigodists. May the force be with you. Jah bless.
LootFragg 3 months ago
You know, everything he says is right because of his accent.
furonwarrior 3 months ago