Christianity

[agrid]

I think some of the things of jesus may be bullshit who knows, jesus is good as an ideal I mean, eat his body drink his blood, who cares, but I think that the massage of living as brothers as one, is the real important thing of Jesus as an ideal not as a law, thats it i think, alot of things written on a bible may be bullshit, i cannot assure it happend and either assure it doesnt happend because i wasnt there, but there things to learn, i have no religion but i try to take the best of a creed

[1NWOMD]

Ahh MAN!!! You missed the best line ever!!! "Remember kids Zombie Jesus loves you"... = BECAUSE YOUR TASTY!

[valconstantin]

Hilarious! Thanks for the big laugh.

[FakeProphet91]

lol, funny

[ezzalatvia]

haha it's true, it's like zombie stuff

[Menace1979]

Fucking great me mate!

[Skipe247]

Haha, funny :)

[JuiceTheBruce]

Damn after playing House of the Dead when I was seven and hearing the priest say Jesus rose from the dead and we eat his flesh and drink his blood, I pretty much said "Jewish Zombie".

[johnjhuff]

Fucking BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! Thanks.

[EntinludeX]

Happy Zombie Jesus Day

[seabrain]

lol i love this video

[tubian323]

As a former christian I would have never thought that I would ever laugh at Jesus, but after a few seconds I couldn't stop. This video illustrates how silly literally belivieving these things really is.

[sugarpuddin88]

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur

[sugarpuddin88]

Convincing people that suffering is a good thing; and, persuades them to "go along" accepting their miserable circumstances

It convinces the Filipino's that their suffering is good - Rather than to speak out and revolt against their corrupt government

Thus, Calvinistic dogma is used as a form of "social control"

[sugarpuddin88]

Religion & Scientology are like the fairy tales Mother Goose & Jack and the Bean stalk: Written to help the frightened little monkey's sleep at night

The belief in one fairy tale over another is completely arbitrary - And depends on which frightening story you heard as a child

In reality, people are simply afraid of the responsibility associated with having an "internal locus of control" - Thus, they invent saviors to hide behind when it gets dark out at night

[SmokeThatSh17]

Fucking right man!

[timo6170]

wow that was profound

suggests an evolutionary explanation for religion in general

[greatwhitenorth13]

Religion is an obsolete method to control the masses...but too many are weak minded and cant grasp that YOU are responsible for YOU...Not your magical imaginary friend in the sky...

[LostFREEDOM]

God & religion is :violent, Vindictive, Bloodthirsty, Jealous, ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, , infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential,megalomaniacal ,sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully who exist only to blame man for his imperfect creation. A control freak with an army of fear mongering, child raping Pimps making a living from pain and suffering of others. Priests are like drug dealers who sell fear and doom to the spiritually weak and broken.

[birdbrain500]

I dont think ive ever read truer words dude! You rule!

[annatar052]

my point of vue exactly!

all very true!

[lordpimpd]

The music sounds very Tim Burton like.

[jeremyfrancis]

it was tim burton. "the breakfast machine" from pee-wee's big adventure.

[jeremyfrancis]

i mean, danny elfman... from tim burton's movie. lol

[marsh8472]

or maybe it's from honey I shrunk the kids blah i forgot

[marsh8472]

that's the music from peewee hermon's great adventure movie :-)

[rakshamg]

I wish christians weren't such cannibals!

[ndoki9]

it's all true zombie jesus loves you!! convert today..

[AngelManos205]

That is AWESOME! :D

[monkeychikung]

Ha Ha Ha Ha

I used to believe that shit, please forgive me zombie jesus!!!!

[TequilAndLime]

This vid looks like made by 14 years old and not too smart child :) keep up a good work !

[Synthyr]

The one of the dinner is sooo cute.

Fuck religion.

[FreePrometheus]

I love you too zombie Jesus!

Now let me eat your flesh...

[alfa8]

O.K i get the point, but seriously that last picture was to much.

[PanteraZombie]

what is that crazy music? where do you find this stuff!!

[munkoloid]

It's chruch music, DUH!

(Okay, okay, it's actually Breakfast Machine by Danny Elfman from Pee Wee's Big Adventure)

[askegg]

It's a brilliant quote. I think it all began with SecularAstronomer.

[munkoloid]

For serious? That guy deserves a trophy...a zombie jesus trophy. It's plastered all over the interjerk.

[askegg]

My bad - according to the video he got the quote from an image on the internet. Still - he helped make it famous.

watch?v=dYyHGRM3qqU

[Drahzeem]

Now that had to be one of the funniest things I seen in a good long while. Thanks for sharing munkoloid. Perfect for Easter too, haha.

[munkoloid]

*ZANG*

Glad you liked it!

[mconn2112]

Very nice! I have not seen many of those images. Good stuff.

[KasparHauser4]

Hits home!

[Birdtrooper]

I'll bet Jesus would enjoy that version of the last supper much more, him being the omnipotent masochist that he is and all

[beelzebub1234]

DUUUDE!!!!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THE LAST SUPPER PICTURE?!?!?! (if you reply, please do so on the comments on my channel... my computer sucks)

[NermalsChannel]

lol

[munkoloid]

"laugh out loud"...or "lots of lotion"?

[TrueNorth15]

now I need to hide in a barricaded mall from a mob of zombie jesuses

[munkoloid]

Don't forget your Zombie Survival Guide!

[bananer54]

I want there to be a zombie movie starring jesus

[RobAlone]

crazy pic. poor jeez

[munkoloid]

I'd like to frame it and NAIL it up.

[RobAlone]

Or how 'bout al fresco?

[TheKidFrom13thStreet]

Zombie Jesus loves me so much he's going to eat my brains.

[munkoloid]

"If you love me you'll let me eat your braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiins­!"

[heatherlynblue]

hysterical!

[munkoloid]

Yeah, I lurv zombie jesus.