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  • I got attacked on my upper inner thigh with a metal chip in my welding class, got 3 stitches like a champ. ;)

  • 😱my sis just got stitches too they were on her eyebrow or next to it

  • my dad got stitches once... He got i think maybe 32 of them on his thumb...

  • Gross

    

  • I got stitches in my face haha. 3 cuts a dog attacked mee :o I have 12 all together.

  • when i had to get stitches in my foot, it took 3 doctors and my mom to hold me down cuz i was like 8 and the needle they put in it looked like huge lol. but yeah i kicked the doctor and screamed so yeah i think tht hospital now thinks im on like crack or meth but whatever. so i had to get 7 stitches in my foot because of broken glass, and i didnt even want to go to the hospital...i was forced to. and my friend was over so tht made it worse:( i still have the scars so yeah i know how u feel

  • UGGGGHHHHHHHH

  • looks like a vagina you know what i do to vaginas...just joking im not sick...FUCK OFF WITH THE ELIPSES...dam!i made a show of my self...on youtube though seeya

  • Trying to catch a ball and running into bleachers arnt a good combo. Got 6 stitches right below my eyebrow. The next night raged at x box threw my controller onto my bed bounced up hit me in the stitches. Reopened had to get 6 more:)

  • @BrendanOwens22 i know exactually how u feel.. i was playing cod and i threw my remote on my air matress and it busted my lip wide open AGAIN! lol

  • I meant my SIS. I hate my keyboard.

  • My Sid had to get 4 stitches when she was 3 and when they were taking the stitches out she reopened the wound. She doesn't like pain. She cries when we brush her hair. My friend had to get an insane amount of stitches cuz she fell out of a tree, and cut her leg on a sharp stick on t It was like 20-30 stitches. It was a huge gash down her leg, just pouring blood. We were both around 6-7 years old. Unfortunately, I was at both incidents. It was quite frightening. Then, a few weeks later, she

  • 2:42 what the hell?

  • are u resting your arm on a wee wee pad?

  • I got 17 stitches across the palm of my hand cuz an exacto blade slipped and sliced my hand open all the way down to my wrist. Unfortunately this was at the oil rig I was on and the nearest hospital was 90km away. Safety first kids, or prepare to pay for it the rest of your life.

  • Hahahaha He was plankin.

  • i got eight stitches when i was 8:D

  • I got stiches to tady at 2:30 and it hurt!

  • I got stitches 3 times in the first 14 years of my life.

  • @SuperCool11100 haha for real i just got my first 3 stichtes at 14 today

  • i got a concussion and stitches yesterday

  • why did 392,519 people watch this?

  • @MLGOctang are you dyslexic dude? its 293,491 man?? lol

  • @MLGOctang maybe some of them are young doctors who thought they would learn some stitches to perform....but nothing here nothing but bla bla bla

  • ai'nt it painful? :(

  • @edmund8189 nah not so, i just got 11 stitches in my leg lol..

  • Idk how many stitches I got but when I was 5 I busted my chin twice. The first time it was on the tub I was playing around with my toys and I moved my foot nd I hit my chin on the side of it. The second time was when I was downstairs I was bringing food to my room and I was in my slippers and I slid and fell on the second step.

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  • I cut my toe really bad, lol it almost went through the whole length of my big toe. I mean, I bled a lot but my dad just put a thousand or so band-aids over it. o.e

  • I just got stitches today from a big ass glass table smashing on my right toe. My toe was split open :O Ugh blood was EVERYWHERE, it took an hour b4 it stop bleeding. But now my toe is stitched & sore :/

  • I got stitches across my forehead and I looked like Frankenstein! I got my stitches cause a big book fell on my head when I was sleeping. When I went to look in the mirror , I had blood dripping down my face and my black hair matted with sweat. It looked like I came from a horror movie it didn't hurt at all. And when I got them out it felt tickly lol

  • Just got stitches in my hand from throwing an ashtray and shattering it on the ground but it flew up and cut the palm of my hand. Bled all over my apartment because there was alcohol in me but it's all good now that I found painkillers... on the street of all things because those bastards wouldn't give me shit.

  • i miss my stiches but i rem the feeling....pulling at my numb skin hahaha i wanted to watch i was jelous of my mum -_- but it asnt even bad. good job though. beautiful cut

  • when i got stickes my docter didnt even numb me he just went straight for the stiches...pissed me off...

  • once i got stitches in my head cuz i got hit in my head with a shovel in a fight i fot 12 stitches

  • I just got 20 in my foot from jumping a bike into a lake and Eatinn shit!

  • i got 3 stitches because i was up in a tree and i jumped out onto a stick and the stick went into my leg penetrating the muscle. there was a huge hole in my leg it was nasty. i took them out myself yesterday :)

  • I had 2 get 23 stitches after I compound fractured my leg during a football game it penetrated the skin and a mussel I washout for half of it

  • dats nothin compared 2 mine, i had to 16 stitches in my right arm

  • god it hurts why do they have to put it dead into the cut ihad that needle stabed into my finger 6 times and 4 where dead into the cut on my finger 2 days ago

  • That looks like a dora-sticker cut :)

  • I once had to go and get a mucoseal (sealed salivary gland) removed from the bottom of my Tongue. It was like a bubble and every time I ate something that would make my mouth produce saliva it swelled up. So they gave me two anaesthetic injections in my tongue. Most painful experience of my life. The operation was a failure as the thing came back so I had to do it again. It failed again so I gave up, and it went away in it's own time. 4 needles to the tongue. Bet nobody ha had that. Also, today

  • i would've just put steri strips on it.. i went to the hospital a couple days ago because i had a cut on my hip from self harm.. it was about as deep as yours but it was in a really awkward spot so they put steri strips on instead of stitches. they said that if the steri strips dont close it they'll have to stitch it, but the steri strips will probably work fine.

  • i have stitches in my arm rite now. i sliced it open on a door hinge. they are coming out on tuesday!

  • Getting my six stitches removed in two days. Shot my ankel bone with a pellet gun!!!!

  • i got 3 stitches 2day on my phalage in my pinky cause i was bleeding really bad and so my mom took me to the medicentre and first they gave me a needle that makes my finger numb so i wouldn't even feel more pain from my stitches, then they gave me the stitches and then they gave a fingercast, it was bleeding so bad i feel real pain and i went all over the house and it looks like a murder scene cause i was trying to open a can of ravioli with my bare hands, lmao

  • I got stitches when I was 7 and it didn't hurt?! really, it didn't. but the really funny thing was that my sister just was watching this lady getting stitches and out of nowhere i heard someone shouting,crying and it was sister! :)) i fell off a scooter and i slit my eye and had to get stitches on my right upper eyelid. it still hasn't healed yet but i'm okay! :)

  • Dis nigga be so CHiLL lol He Krakin jokes n shit

  • I'm training to be a medical assistant. I need to get used to seeing these things. Thanks! Do you have a video of your suture removal?

  • Iman how did you get cut? if anyone else knows too please reply

  • I had 10 stitches accross the top of my eye when I was 6 me and my cousin was jumping on my aunts couch and I fell and hit my head on the corner of the coffee table and put a big gash over my left eye.

  • i lost 6 inches of skin on my back because i feel onto a mirror and i have fake skin now which is awsme lol!!!!

  • i got 10 stitches in my right and left gum from having 5 wisdom teeth removed hydrocodone is a damn good pain killer but these stitches are driving me nuts

  • a painting frame fell on my face and the glass cut almost to the bone on my nose i had to get an x-ray n 11 stiches

  • i got the exacts same cut in the exact same place today 5 stitches... except i already have about 80 stitches in my arm from a prior accident so now i have a scar over a scar and it will probably take longer to heal

  • i have stitches on my left arm i hate it

  • I had couple stitches in my lip cause i dropped on the ground and hit my face on a metal pole.

  • Lol this is nothing to me lol I got 15 stiches and 20 staples on my thigh XD

  • i got stiches

  • fucking stiches a dog bite me on my mouth and thier teeth got to the inside of my mouth .... i need 14 stichtes in and 32 out

  • @Drowwster eeeeeeww. That sounds horrible!

  • lil bitch i had 19 across my knee cap......and couldnt move it for two weeks

  • I got 8 in my hand it hurts like a bicth

  • i have 4 on my head

  • Fuck stiches just rap that shit up for a week, unfortunatley i did that and my gash turned into a worm lucking thing.

  • ok first i went to a hospital then they say they can't stitch me so i was like wdf im siting here bleeding the fk out and u can't help thats gay then i went to another hospital then they say they can do it then when they were stitching me it didn't feel like anything then i said wheres my candy and they didn't answer/gay

  • Dat grl must get stiches 4 everything. I get worse cuts den dat & I didn't get stiches. U no wut i did, put a damn band-aid on with some Neosporin.

    SUCK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i had to get 7 stitches on my knee and i couldnt move it for 3 weeks

  • i had to get 7 stitches on my knee and i couldnt move it for weeks

  • what happened though y did u have to get stitches?reply

  • is that in california?

  • hey im left handed

  • hes left handed?

  • LMAO STITCHES ON THAT?

  • my bro bit me in the head i had to get 5 stitches and i had to get two in my arm

  • that aint shit... ive got stitches and theyre like a Z all up the side of my thumb... check my future vids

  • yeah, i had a hernia, appendix removal, removal of a lung, replacement of all my bones.. and all at the same time

    removed all my skin, then started stitching my shit up, who's the alpha now? alpha cat, more like pussy. yeah.

  • @floyd that would be because you sword ia so sharp

  • i also got stitches but its cause i had a cancer mole and had to remove it

  • pussy!  duct tape that shit

  • Where is the vet?

  • ooh wow u lil bitch dat ain't even deep

  • Your lucky it wasn't on your face. I got a huge gash on the side of my forehead when I was 10, because I ran into a sharp metal plate and the scar I have looks like a burn... embarrassing ass hell since I have to go to school with it and no way to cover it lol

  • its so pretty haha lol

  • Dude you kinda look like Drake

  • oh i just got my index finger all stitched up it hurts kids dount play with knives lol

    but five stitchs

  • @killerbopy Lol. Im sorry for laughing but I got my ring finger and pinky finger stitched and surgical super glued. Because I was cleaning one my my swords for a Martial Arts compitition. I didnt feel anything. I didnt know I cut myself until I saw blood.

  • i have never had stitches only staples on my head bcuz i slipped wen i just finished showering and hit the edge of the toile wit my head

  • got stiches from what?

  • i got about 19 stitches when i was just born...D:

    it was cuz my diaphragm had a HOLE in it DX

  • I got 11 stitches on my arm :P

  • 2:15 dang thats 1 buff nurse

  • @blueberry3569 hey how did you put that time in your comment

  • wut happend ?

  • why would u even waste time to get that stitched up

  • i got stitches in my knee when i was like 8 and then i broke my leg this year and they did stitches on the inside.

  • i only got stiches in my mouth when i got my wisdom teeth took out it was like 2 or 3 in eatch socket it was annoying

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  • i got stiches b34 not so bad

  • i got stitches on my face yesterday....

  • Why you filming shit like that

    

  • yesterday i got stitches in my head

  • this video made me sooo weak, i couldnt take this, i tried and failed.....badly

  • @SageBabiies fag

  • i got stitches when i was about 6, i ran into a door handle and the door handle went into my forehead, not good lol!

  • i need stitches but im not telin any1i do so i dont get them

  • u look like a big whale lol

  • i got stitches yestuday 3 of them on my finger and yes it is hard to type but i was openinig my newly sharpened pocket knife and i shut in my finger and when i got to the hospital(im only 12) they thoyght i cut through my tendons yes i hate doctors i was scared it was my first time getting stitches and they shot me 2 extra times with novacaine cuz i could feel the secod stitch

  • what you fast speedup ?? i want to learn

  • i got 7 stiches and they removed them after they just put them and they put 2 inside the cut and 4 outside

  • i would just put a big bandaid on that cut

  • Lisa: "Oh possums are so awesome"

    So random, she cracks me up. Gotta love the look Iman gives her too.

  • now im mad,,,i got stiches when i was younger and they hurt they had to strap me down to a chair and have orderlys hold me..

  • The stiching was ok, but the needle in the beginning made me feel fainty :D

  • pain in the but.

  • I cut my self like half of a centimeter into my pinky on a slicer at work for like meats veggies etc. I was cleaning it it was deep enough to where I couldn't feel it lol I didn't have to get stocked for it

  • jus got 5 stitches in my chin two days ago. fell off a bike.

    + many road rashes and bruises. one chopped tooth and a swollen wrist, thank god its not broken

  • i had 50 stitches from the tip of my right ring finger to my wrist..

  • i had 78 stitches across m stomach. i fell on a giant sharp piece of metal. i couldn't eat any thing for 2 days

  • @tocoooooooool ooh thats sounds bad i faceplanted and got 7 stitches on my chin

  • @tocoooooooool wait how the hell did u get ur nutrients

  • @tocoooooooool shit. im sorry that happened..but why is it thumbed up 28 times? :] anyway im sure your better now

  • @tocoooooooool ouch,

  • @tocoooooooool daamn

  • i got 4 stitces yesterday after i cut open my leg. some fat tissuse and muscle was hanging out.

  • @SuperApple20 awesome

  • I just got 3 stitches in my top lip after falling face first off a bike, i also broke a tooth. but the stitches didnt hurt as bad as I thought!!

  • How did that happen

  • When i was 10 i got stitches in my arm but was too scared too watch o.o it looks like when the stitches go in it hurts but it really feels like nothing o_O

  • thats gotta hurt man

  • awesome like a possum ? WHAAA lawl

  • ive had stitches 3 times and i need them again because i sliced my damn pinkey open with a knife, i was stabbing a knife and it foldedup on my hand

  • That's nothing lol I got 15 stitches and 20 staples on my leg XD

  • My most interesting hospital story is that, besides being born in a hospital, I've never been to one. But in my current case that's not a good thing. I'm dying and we have no money. LOL. at least I have funny videos and a girlfriend to hype up my short life <3 Thank you AlphaCat

  • You're left handed? We have so much in common!

  • When I was 6 I had to get like 30 stitches about 1cm above the top of my left eye, I had to wait from the afternoon till late at night before they would give me the stitches and they wouldn't let me go to sleep even when it was like half 11 at night and I was 6. Now I'm scarred for life :(

  • whenn i wassss relliii lil i had to gettt some surgery done in my nose (i had a breathin prob) n i was screaminin n kickin n i wouldnt go to sleep at allllllll so they werent able to do the operation until aa while lata

  • i cut my nipple open on a fence and had 14 stiches right across it

  • @gamer50505 lol...i was ice skating and did a genuine face plant and got 6 stitches in my lip a broken nose and a minor concussion

  • i know this is video is old but its so weird that i got stiches on the same arm in the same spot and it was about the same size i got 6 stiches

    Thatz CrAzY

  • Hey that isn't anything I got stiches for doing a bottle trick and the top came off and hit my arm and I could see my musle all white and red and I got 8 stiches

  • @JRnFA that doesnt seem that bad. in feburary, i was sledding with my friend and there was a huge pile of snow. when we went throught the snow pile, a stick went through my boot and cut my leg. it almost cut my achilles tendon. i had to get 9 stitches

  • Hey I got stiches in my head after I hit my head on a water slide nine stiches to be exact I have a scar now and I look like Harry potter

  • Did she hit him with the camera LOL

  • 3www... why am i fucking watching this..

  • welcome to the lions den please dont feed the animals

  • lolz ur a lefty? im a lefty 2 i feel so special that im the only 1 who noticed that!!!!!

  • bitch ass nigga

  • I fell off my sit down scooter and spraned my arm now every one calles me evil konevel

  • dude your a pussy why would you get stitches for that

  • @bloodseedrums his girlfriend talked him into getting it and um gee i dunno maybe so it doesn't get infected? if you watch the other video its a very deep cut.

  • @AriXBerrie dont want it to get infected, use some poly sporin and a bandage

    really that wasnt a deep cut

    and what is his girlfriend doing out of the kitchen

  • how did you get the gash?

  • and my brother got stabbed under his armpit with an arrow and had to also get 4 stitches.

  • when it was my dads b-day we were hiding to surprise him and i ran in to the computer desk and got 4 stitches in my upper lip.

  • it's not the stiches that hurt, it's the needle. Especially if the needle goes into the palm of your hand :'(

  • i got stitches in my finger :)

  • The shots hurt a lot more than the stitches lmao.

  • lol so funny it so pretty lol xD and r girl friend is kinda wiggle i guess i can say wit docters ..........................HE STABBED U

  • Mines my head and collar bone got into a fight and the bone was sticking out it was funny cuz I wanted to play with it but the doctor kep telling me to stop

  • i got stitches on my for arm, beginning on at my wrist. i broke it on a window and it smashed and sliced my arm. i screamed like crazy n the blood was literally squirting out..i got 25 stitches. now left with an awesome scar...i actually got stitches on my nose, shin, inside my mouth, n staples on my ankle when i broke it.

  • i was put up lights on my roof and well i fell but on my face i roll off the roof and then igot tie up in the lights then fell and hit the hose 19 stitches and i can still feel it it was 5 years ago.

  • why is there a tool box in there?

  • I just got my first set of stitches a few days ago. I could see my meat ; ) lol

    It was only 4 stitches, but lesson learned, no goofing off at work! ha ha ha

  • i had a knife and slipped over my dog and sliced my top of finger off or my middle and index and got stitches on my cheek cuz it sliced it open lol

  • ya nasty j k ya' kno i love ya'

  • man you shoud just spuper glu that scratch. that's how i do most of times & cames out very clean with out vist to the hospital. make sure tie the upper locations & stop bleeding & clean the wounds & don't even put the glue inside of it though befor you do that. good luck

  • i got stitches today, skiing accident :s

    i got 3

  • i had stickes across my face once, i am on a trampoline and a shed was next to it, so we were jusmping up on it and a nail was sticking out of it and slashed my face.

  • that suks skiin is asweome and where did u get the stitches

  • on my cheek

    i got 4, it was painful but now there gone and only a scar is left :P

  • i fell off my bike while riding down the hill when i was younger i landed on my face and got a deep gash on my eyebrow i never got stitches was too scared so i made sure i kept it clean and had a bandade on it .the scar still here to this day and it still hurts sometimes

  • y would u get stitches on porpuse

  • Best time ever that i had in a hospital was that my brother cracked open his head so we took him to the doctor they said he would probably need stitches so we waited 3 and a half hours until it was our turn up, we saw the doctor and he said it has started to heal and the doc didnt wanna reopen so we left!!! TOTAL WAST OF TIME

  • i had to get stitches when a kid through a license plate at me and gave me a big gash and the blood was pouring out so i had to get 10 stitches and they had stay in for 2 weeks

  • My dad once had to get stitches in his eyelid... Yeah, that was kinda gross to watch.

  • hahaha look at the big intimidating man nurse in the back at 2:15. he's gonna fold u like a pretzel if u scream at all.

    lolol

  • @bjpatriots78 if he was scared of the needle then that nure will beat him numb

    you know the suprising thing is the was a girl lol

  • fuck man i hate the doctors after wat they did to my arm i dislocted it i tihnk dats how u spell i suck at spelling but man when they tryed to pop it back damn i thought the pian before was bad