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  • axe of beached hippo. ftw these names are ridiculous but very funny.

  • Daedric Armor FTW :3

  • @ mrcoolfazey , Actually the Snow Elves  ( Falmer) were forced under ground by the Ancient Nords because the snow elves couldnt fight for shit so while underground their alliance with the dwemer got all fucked up and the Snow elves were enslaved which is why their assholes to everybody now. The End.

  • He looks like Spyro lol

  • It's Spyro!

  • You play on novice. ):

  • I found this by acciedent lol, I was trying to see what would happen if I did mutiple things to the artificial sun

  • @Russianboy357 Years of living underground have rendered the Falmer blind leading to other

    senses becoming more acute.

  • holy shit are you ethier Penguinz0s brother or you are him

  • Guys the falmer are snow elves that got forced underground by the dwemer

  • the reason behind why falmer r blind is because that jack too much

  • Where'd you get that weapon?

  • @WHITEOUTbomber8 Daedric Battle axe 90 smithing and enchanted

  • @WHITEOUTbomber8 its the dadra axe

  • oh thank god you have the arrow in your neck and not in your knee

  • the falmer are blind because the dwemer force fed the some type of poison that made the blind when the nords won the war

  • See everyone plays skyrim, even Patrick Starfish plays!

  • I'M FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOUR VOICE

  • it would of been cool if that dragon was blind like the falmer because that dragon had lived there for so long as well. thanks for uploading this, definitely going to have to check it out

  • Can this only be done once or will a generic dragon come if you do it again?

  • man i love this guy. he reminds me of cr1tical.

  • my battle axe is WAYYYYYY better it kills dragons in like 5 hit give or take

  • @TuberHelper4 My dagger does better..

  • PENGUINZ0'S BROTHER???

  • Ah an Ancient Dragon, I've fought this one, kept it pinned with arrows, it's fire did enough damage, that was a fun battle. ^.^

  • There is everything in that cave :D

  • He stuffs his nose with toilet paper before every commentary duh.

  • you sound like robert from everybody loves ramond :)

  • It's a dragon..... IN A CAVE! 

  • @ManosOfTerra No shit, Sherlock.

  • I SO want to kill that dragon! He's so pretty and I can finally use my Night Vision.

  • The awkward monment when the two top ranked comments are not spelled checked....

  • @aandehh Lol don't talk kid look at your comment you spelled moment wrong kid. Dumbass.

  • @xTehMatt That awkward moment someone can't accept any sarcasm in a comment on youtube.

  • how do you get to this place? please reply viewers, thank you.

  • @duck101010101010 part of the main quest

  • fake voice

  • @WezuArts fake comment

  • ID THAT YOUR REAL VOICE???!?!?!?!

  • what level are you?

  • No offense... but did you play this on master?

    Cause, eeehhh, i know the game is easy and all, with full deadric stuff, etc etc, but still, that went reaaaally quick.

  • wow pretty cool thing

  • Level 90 100 is dragon armor

  • @CoveProject you have to make it when you reach 100 on blacksmith

  • Were can I find that axe?

  • @CoveProject It's called Daedric Battleaxe. You can unlock a perk to craft Daedric weapons\aromour, needing 90 in Smithing. And when you enchant items at an Arcane Enchanter you have the option to rename the item you're enchanting.

  • hehehe, sounds like he's using voice changer to make his voice sound deeper.... stupid 8 yr olds

  • @watchuproblem Oh my god.. Get the fuck out.

  • @KillaPillaP ooh, someone's got the nerd rage in here hahaha

  • @watchuproblem Nah not really.

    Try again =)

  • @KillaPillaP well, based on ur comment, ur obviously trying to make yourself look like your not mad, which you are.

  • @watchuproblem If you think so, then it gotta be real.

    I worship you, you're a god :P

    /sarcasm off

    Stupid faggot :)

  • @KillaPillaP cool

    Faggot worshipper :)

  • @watchuproblem You... Are a Idiot.

  • @DaRealisticMammal and you... are a hypocrite.

  • He sounds like cr1tikal

  • This dragon I killed at level 17. Im a really good sneak archer and thats probobly how i killed him so fast.

  • how the fuck should we be able to hear what he says in the begin of the movie all i hear is helloeverybodythisis...somethi­ng something something

  • this dragon is a reference to monster hunter(in my opinion). it has the skin texture of a tigrex

  • Named dragon... he's technically a main storyline dragon O_o

  • penis

  • You're Subscriber count is currently 9,001, in other word its OVER 9000!!!!!!!

  • wow. I LOVE the two top comments.

  • Love your weapons name. It's fucking epic!

  • Top comment irony ftw.

  • so what's up with this guy's voice

  • this guy edited his voice

  • see top comments

    oh...irony

  • dont you hate it when the top two comments say that there the same thing but there not, just close!

  • you have a silly voice, i likes it

  • The awkward moment where the two top comments are the same thing

  • I used to be an arrow like you, but then i took an adventurer to the knee

  • the real question is how did a dragon get in there...

  • The two top comments are both complaining about the top comments being the same. The Irony.

  • @teddster77 i think thats the point...

  • When your enchanting a weapon or armor, on the bottom-left corner on the screen are options which tell you to press square or circle (I can`t remember which) to put a name on it.

  • how do you name your magic weapons????

  • the dragon looks like he has the skin of falmer armor skin

  • Nice armor

  • don't wanna be dickish by correcting you, but the falmer didn't lose their sight because of the darkness of black reach, they lost their sight when they were force fed poisonous plants by the dwemer when they were still the dwemer's slaves

  • @klampcamper they were forced underground by the ancient nords and enslaved by the dwarves who forced them to eat poisonous mushroom that made them go blind and was such a huge part of their diet that theyre children lost their eyesight too. the falmer were originally known as snow elves

  • @bloodfoxz correction, they weren't slaves, they were co-existing but the dwemer tricked them, THEN came slavery

  • @bloodfoxz I don't see the point in your comment, nothing you wrote in it shows anything wrong with mine, it simply expanded on it

  • @klampcamper That may have been the point! LoL

  • @MrItalianmustard exactly lol the point itself was expanding on what you said so people got the full story

  • How did you get the enchantments for your daedric battleaxe

  • I used to make arrow to the knee jokes until I took a bullet in the knee

  • i was once a young warrior like u till i took a mace to the balls

  • I can here from the TES wiki.

  • r u the nurdrage guy?

  • i tried to get all the falmer and their servents to fight the dragon for me but a giant came out of no where and kicked its ass

  • Can we see what you look like 0.o

  • You are kidding me right? In Blackreach? I have to go all the way back to that accursed hell to kill this one?

  • Is that your voice?

    really?

  • @OhohOzi LOL

  • how'd u get that axe to be named that?

  • @cojocoolio you can name a weapon or item when you enchant them if i recall right

  • A DRAGON I SAW A DRAGON says crazy old falmer

  • 3 things. how'd a dragon get in there? also, can i have a cookie for subscribing? last, do you know if i go to the shrine of talos if it will cure my Skyrim addiction?

  • falmer did not go blind from living underground the dwarves made them blind with a toxic fungus

  • what is up with the arrows in his throut and shoulder its anoying the fuck out of me there in all of his videos o_O next time i see it ill shoot someone in the knee lol jk

  • When I try to go back to that place to transcribe the Lexington, the door or elevator to enter that tower is gone, help?

  • nice video thanks liked favourited and subscribe

  • @RegalSkillz he's autistic.

  • Dude dude dude!? WTF is wrong whit your voice :/???

  • Yo if you just kill the dragon what makes you think you'll ever discover what quest it's tied to?

  • @Spens54 its not tied to a quest

  • @willbunch01 Are you aboslutly sure? umless you got connections with the makers themselves we can never know, we might just be looking in the wrong place

  • I used to be a guard, but then I got shot in the leg by Jack Bauer. Now I'm a cripple

  • if u havent done it can you do a walkthrough?

  • i used to have a uber manly voice then i took a fist to the dick

  • The awkward moment when the two top comments aren't the same

  • One guard said "I used to be an adventure once, then I took a sword through the chest."

  • @Mafiarebourn Same happened to me :p plus i only heard the arrow to the knee joke once in game

  • I fucking hate Blackreach :S

  • Quality

  • The falmer actually went blind eating mushrooms provided by the dwemer :3

  • Dude how did you get to level 65... That's sick, did u use any special technics like the smithing making iron daggers, or hitting the grey beards for sneak? Please reply I'm only level 31 with 100 smithing need some tips

  • @RHCPndRATM level up skills that you have never used and that gives you a nice boost. for example use gems to refill enchanted weapons and that levels up your enchanting level thus leveling your character up too. also use the greybeard sneak thing its really helpful and btw sneaking is the strongest and most overpowered thing in skyrim also use the same sneaking but with bows and level up that. pick locks frequently and sometimes use light armor and use all kinds of magic here and there...

  • I used to get pissed off over arrow in the knee jokes. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

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  • how about we get rid of arrow in the knee and say mace to the face

  • Fucking idiots with their arrow comments. Go kill yourselves you goddamn morons.

  • what race are you

  • The awkward moment where the two top comments are the same thing.

  • @ADyingFetus That awkward moment when the top comments are no longer the same and a top comment is saying they are the same...

  • @ArcaJeth01 touché. lol

  • @ADyingFetus How ironic

  • dont you just hate when the top comments are the Exact same!?!?

  • The top comments used to be different, then they took an arrow to the knee

  • For any of you asking how he named his axe, when you enchant an item you have the choice to rename it. Hope this helped! :)

  • when the top comments are the same thing.

  • why does top comments sometimes are the same and the thumbs are the same. XD

  • how'd you get that axe?

  • @Cheewiez daedric axe. you can smith it once you get lvl 90 in smithing

  • @cutt7990 how does it have so much damagE?

  • @Cheewiez It's been Enchanted, and improved.

  • I found you again

  • whered he get the battleaxe enchantment ??

  • barney is a dragon...

  • you have quite a deep voice ;D murky or how to say

  • forget bout taking an arrow to the knee, the beached hippo took an arrow to the neck

  • There were no dragons when i did that mission

  • @TheGamingBoy7 you have to shout at the orb with unrelenting force. did you even watch the video?

  • @misterbuckethead i know u do ... There were serveants next to it so i shouted ...maybe its my level i was abbout level 10 ...(IK I WAS LOW but atleast i deafeated him at that level )

  • I used to make Arrow in the Knee jokes... then I got punched in the face.

  • 500th like.

  • I'm just speechless right now... u owned him. I use to be a rapist till I took an arrow to a knee said a whiterun guard......

  • @Chaotic990 Shut the hell up with that arrow to the knee bullshit, it's not funny or clever.

  • @haden278

    I used to think I was clever and funny when I used to end every sentence with "then I took an arrow to the knee", then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • You have more guts then I do xD I'd turn tail and run, hide until he lands, attack then hide again until he lands again lol (which is how I normally fight dragons since they always end up being in towns...)

  • Tough fight? lolwut. You dominated him!

  • i bet this guy is an easter egg, he looks just like a tigrex from monster hunter freedom unite :3 (i hate that game now)

  • sorry to hear about u getting shut down

  • I used take arrows in my knee, then i took an arrow in the neck.

  • I used to be an adventurer like you , Untill i took an arrow to the face.

  • @fuckmrbaby what you talking 'bout, i took an arrow to the face, and yet i'm still an adventurer!

  • How did you get that axe?

  • Can you make your sound higher, I've used a few of your vids and the sounds always kinda low

  • I used to have an arrow in the neck.. But then I- NEVER MIND YOU KNOW WHAT? NOT GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE because.. bacause.. I'm ORIGINAL! Ever heard of it!? That was, Until I took an arrow to the knee. :(
  • i activated dragon by going to high point in that building he was in it worked for me i dident hit the bell

  • :O i dont know if anyones noticed but if you look close enough ... that guy has an arrow in his neck !

  • I used to take arrows to my neck all the time....then I took an arrow to the knee...fucked my shit all up.

  • you sound like johnny bravo

  • arrow in his neck? why isnt it in his knee

  • What battleaxe was that?

  • @ChillzInHD that's an enchanted axe . he just rename it .

  • When I first saw the arrow in the neck comments, I thought they were referring to your extremely deep voice. As in, the arrow in your neck was making your voice sound like that.