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  • Marilyn Mozzarella's Pizzarella Pie Parlor's training video was better.

  • I like him and this video.

  • I like this training.

  • Good video.

  • No matter what this man is doing, he always looks gooood.

  • Im a delivery driver! that makes me a modern day cowboy! hell yeah!!!

    

  • I didn't know they served pizza at Merlotte's.

  • I wouldn't mind having a Pizza Delivery Job if he was my teacher...

  • Damn, this makes me believe that the only real men are pizza delivery men. I have a new found respect now.

  • I have some serious hots for this man, he just has something...

  • Wow, he's intense.

  • i love sam trammell

  • His face at the end...

  • I love how badass he is in his Toyota Echo...

  • This video is very funny.

  • Thank you for sharing. a great video.

  • Your video is great.

  • Good video.

  • I absolutely love Sam Trammell, but I really don't like this video. Sorry Sam :(

  • well that sucked...

  • "That guys a douchnozz;e"

  • couldnt help but wonder if he shifted into a collie.... har har.. true blood humor

  • LMAOO 

  • Red Dead Delivery

  • He should have morphed into a mighty eagle at the end......

  • 202 people aren't modern day cowboys

  • 202 people think this isnt funny? that was good

  • When's the funny part?

  • LOL

    loved that~!

  • 200 people didn't get the job.

  • I LOVE Sam! Love the video!

  • Now I wanna be a pizza delivery boy!

  • i wanted to laugh, i really did.... but it just wasn't funny

  • this is one of my favs

  • Did he just slap me across the face twice (0:52)...??... It all happened so fast.....lmao

  • 196 people never gave pizza delivery boys any tips

  • I left and unsubscribed.

  • ROFL

  • I left,and will never come back

  • i gotta go look at a cell phone pic...of my gf's tittys LMFAO

  • Extra funny !!!

  • never before have i wanted to be a pizza delivery guy more then right now...

  • Bottles of Jarate?

  • 0:53 Thumbs up if you thought he looked like Jim Carrey

  • haha love the duct-taped wing mirror at 2:10

  • get it right every time......LOL

  • Somebody takes their job WAYYY too seriously... o_O

  • He didn't get it right!

  • hahaha i liked this

  • it wasn't funny, and i didn't laugh, so i guess i have to die now .

  • @teaganjoanparke I have to also... But you're probably already dead by now...

  • i wanna become a pizza delivery after watching this! Got any tips :P

  • @Angyboi it's not about tips

  • hahah if you dont please yourselve THROW THE TIP BACK IN THEIR FACE!!!

  • "You get a kick every time"...lmao!

  • <3 lol

  • ''Now am gonna look at ma gf titties'' hahaha funny vid.

  • Here's your bad green horn! ahaha

  • 177 people never got a titty pic from their girlfriend thumbs up if you agree

  • AAAHHHHHHH! True Blood man guy! lol. He does look like a puppy though. Awwww.

  • i wana work at a pizza place now

  • Im hungry.

  • lmao This was hilarious by the way.

  • It's Sam!!! But not True Blood Sam, actor Sam, who I also super love!

  • Sam Merlotte.

  • I paused and left.. i'm not man enough yet

  • ohio plates ftw

  • motivational video FTW!

  • Epic Ending!!

  • like VCR quality is that good very unbelievable lol

  • i hate it when people post comments that directly quote the video

  • @jumpbeforelooking I know! Its like "this was funny and you just watched it, but I want to tell everyone my favorite part by repeating this line! i'm so clever!" Ugh.

  • @KimFTW0 It's a way to tell others what you liked in the vid, for some reason people like to do that. It's about community.. sometimes you like to ask peoples opinion, right? And sometimes you like to state your own (even without being asked), to like.. feel like you are a part of the society. What's so wrong with that? There really are other things that are more annoying, like when you get bitching answers like this because of bitching over nothing in the first plave, annoying. huh? ;)

  • @jumpbeforelooking me too, they'e like parrots. I call them parrots

  • @MrMoneyclips I call them pop-culture retarded

  • that guy's a douche nozzle! haha

  • omg it's sam merlotte :D

  • @AngelicSakuko yea, i know! he's so cool!

  • Why is it that all pizza delivery guys drive hybrids? Never the Chinese food people, only the pizza guys.

  • Damn! That makes me want to deliver pizzas!

  • 164 people hate children

  • ma girlfriends tittays

  • meh

  • Pretty funny vid guys! Good stuff!

  • Toyota Echo hahahaha

    it just makes this video that much more 'badass' :P

  • is that the guy who plays Sam Merlot from True Blood???

  • @zevy100 OMG that's frikkin AWSOME!!! XD

  • @NocturnalRoseFairy YEP! SURE IZ!

  • Get it right every time.... :D

  • morden day cowboys..awesome

  • hahahahaha awesome !!!

  • AWESOME!

  • thats a hardcore job

  • who would give this thumbs down? original & good

  • ROFL! "We're modern day cowboys man!" ROFL! Way to go Sam!!!

  • makes me wanna become a pizza delivery boy!!!

  • Sam Trammel is fucking hot, so beautiful !!!

  • lol i wanna do that two bottles of yellow liquid which one is pee tricks

  • LOL

  • "gotta look at a cellphone pic of my girlfriends titties"

    lmao

  • ha ha i love it

  • Love the ending! HAHAHAHA!  ....ahhhh... so good...

  • now i gotta go look at a cell phone pic of my girls titties.

    XD love himm!

  • XD The thumbnail for this vid looks like Dr.Phil HAHA

  • lol the ohio license plate

  • SAM MERLOTTE FTW!!!!!!!

  • This was extremely epic! Can you do more for other services?

  • that was... EPIC!!!

  • I get it right everytime... haha

  • Why is it most of the stuff FoD posts on youtube isnt funny?

  • @BisFitty Cos they want to die

  • @BisFitty Because celebrities cant come up with good shit when they aren't being paid really really well

  • WARRIORS WITHOUT MASTERS!

  • Ö_ö

  • gay

  • I thought it was David Arquette at first. I suspect he takes inspiration from him.

  • Yay! so Funny and original...would love if my company made a training video like this!!

  • lol I love Sam.

  • @cutiepiedev That's the True Blood guy right? I thought I recognized his face.

  • hahah u see guys thats why i never tip em cause there total badass

  • A pic of my gf's Titties! haha

  • not funny...............

  • lmfao

  • hhahahahaahah awesome :-D

  • oh my god! i love true blood! xD but Erik is better than Sam ^^ i got angry with Sam when he fucked the maenad (;

  • Holy shit, A VCR!! Lost technology of the past!

  • not terrible... I kept wanting him to change into a dog...

  • 2:38 its brad pitt

  • Music was the best part.

  • @shuttledik what is that? performer / song / anything

  • HHAHAHAHAH, LOL at the tags.

  • 2:33 BLEW THAT GREENHORN'S FUCKIN MIND!

  • Wow,It's Sam Merlott from True Blood but it's so funny that he's a pizza man. LOL hahahahaha

  • bananas !!

  • die!

  • WTF?

  • Sounds like Owen Wilson.

  • It seems that Sam Merlotte closed his bar and became a pizza delivery boy. Maybe he can escape vampires that way

  • the funniest sketch from funny or die in a while.... I mean between two ferns is so funny but there's only this one and will ferrell and his landlord. to be honest funny or die have been lying to us: they are not funny but they still haven't died

  • Goo Sam! When is he going to shapeshift?!

  • "a cowboy doesn't navigate with maps...he uses the sun"

  • that was really well edited.

  • its sam merlotte!

  • He'd make a good motivetional speaker. XP

  • now i wanna play red dead redemption to shoot pricks in the desert

  • Aww man he is sooo hawt!

  • epic ending XD lol

  • I thought this was pretty lols.

  • The only 'funny' thing i've ever seen on funny or die is "between two ferns". i've watched many others....but it all sucks horribly. Please stop making videos....just die.

  • that guys got neon urine

  • Over 600 thumbs up or down, and 302 views. Fuck youtube and their lag.

  • When am i supposed to laugh?

  • I bet 90% of funny or die subscribers are emo...all we are getting is the urge to die...

    /unsubscribe.

  • @Unhealthydragon Oh shit lmfaooo

  • @Unhealthydragon thats so true :\ i only subbed to see between two ferns and all the other videos are shit...

  • hey it's sam merlot from true blood this sunday is the last episode for season 3

  • lol just waiting on him to turn into a dog lol

  • hahhah yes.

  • A little George W. in this pizza guy.....they could do one of George W. as a secret pizza guy. That might be hilarious.

  • LOL. YES. EPIC WIN XD

  • I would become a pizza delivery person just to watch his training video.

  • haha thats so funny! hes watching VHS lol

  • Initially I didn't think it was funny until I heard "douche-nozzle". I will be using that one...gua-ran-teed.

  • haha good stuff fod.

  • OMG no plaid shirt for Sam?!?! haha

  • Die!

  • that's my life right there.

  • Funny stuff

  • Okay, the bottle-part was kinda funny. But did u record dis video @ 10 fps? I watched it on 3 different PCs and everytime it looked like some 720p video made with a point-and-shoot-camera.

  • @DaDeceptiveOne just you

  • @DaDeceptiveOne that's the point

  • best part...last line...rest was meh

  • you tell em merlott!