Nostalgia Critic Rhinos

[E3kHatena]

I just noticed this song's based after Newman's "Short People".

[LunaTheGameWarrior]

NC should have said ( you pity Randy now)

I thought he said pity.

[DragonfireEXtreme402]

Kane

His hate scarring little children

He has a lot of fire

And he beats up Cena

You pay Randy now.

[Goltork2]

Rainbow dash

she a really fast hoarse

she can fly

and poop rainbows

But then scootaloo stalks her!

[MRfirewolf5]

Stalin

He was big and mean

Leader of Soviet Russia

He was a killing machine

He was a douche!

[kiltsonfire164]

Ponies

They bake lots of muffins

Being friends with animals

and finding friendship

You gotta pay Randy now.

[buuski]

@kiltsonfire164

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[WiiStation360Games]

I gotta give credit to Randy Newman for creating the Toy Story theme 'You've Got a Friend in me.'

[tic07096903]

Newman

his songs are pontless

put them in your movie

and they look like a mess

he's Randy

[jasperminer]

comments

they get added to the page

some of them are funny

others causes people such rage

(you pay randy now)

[IAmZoeSaturday]

NEWMAN!



[zombiefan011]

Foxes they like looking at bags

And then they walk away so thee tails are gonna wag

You pay Randy now

[JimK2112]

Pizza

Made With Cheese and Sauce

Add Some Pepperoni

And It's Really Good

That's Randy.

[Kaagh178]

Hitler

He killed a lot of guys

But then he lost the war

So he took his own life

He was a douche

[Nemisis9483]

new ringtone

[ornjoos]

You can make a song about anything with this.

Sandwiches. With bread and cheese.

Add a slice of bologna and tomato and I'm please

itsdelicious.

[DarksideEXE]

So what's the music used durring this song?

[BMNicolas]

Officuz, don't use big words in front of ladies. Cause ladies are bad and have death-rays in their lipstick.

[EruIluvatar]

I need a whole album of this :)

[1littlg8]

i laugh really hard at this

[bennitori4]

Foxes

They like looking at bags

And then they walk away

So their tails are gonna wag (you pay Randy now)

If he used this joke enough he should come out with an album

[Fyfilms1]

@bennitori4 i uploaded that video

[Dakkiller1]

@bennitori4 This joke should work excellent for a review of South Park,

As soon Shelly hits Stan with an chair for asking where where's the clitoris! it will go dark and then the The End Card appears for a few seconds with this tune

A sister, killed his own brother, by just slamming a chair on his precious head!

Thats Randy!

XD

[TheOtakunreview]

@bennitori4 Once there is enough of them there should be a compilation where they work together in a narrative.

[Soniman032]

Foxes.....

[Scotttjt]

And then a rhino ate him up. "RAARM!"

*Cue end credits*

[Fyfilms1]

@Scotttjt HAKUNA MATATA

[BestUsername67]

Full version! NOW!

[TheKFCNigga]

@Fyfilms1 Thats kind of the joke

[SUPERLINKX2]

Rhinoth!!!

[BodgyHeats666]

thats ranfy

[MeltedGecko]

@Fyfilms1 that'th the joke

[weegee111]

@Fyfilms1 I was trying to spell it the way he was saying it.

AKA: Retarded form.

[weegee111]

Rhinoth

They thcare little boyth

Athathinating parenth don't bring them much joy

That's Randy

[CloneComander1138]

If randy is still alive i will find him and play him this song JUST to see his reaction!

[TheFabricOfTime]

I want this played at my funeral.

[DjRat3]

so i assume rhinos don't scare little girls...

[xRaineDropsx]

@DjRat3

That's right :)

[finalfantasy8911]

Rrrhhhiiiinoth!

[habbototaladdict45]

National Geographic says:

Rhinos scare little boys.

Assassinating persons doesn't bring them much joy.

The odds on that are simply stunning.

[maiwork6666666]

Newman!

[LordManda2]

scaring the little BOY?!

[MrXGLWalker]

@LordManda2 LADY!!!

[clubpenguindino]

Rhinoth, they scare little boyth

[Broezzz]

give me song name and chords, I wanna play it on piano!

[sgtgorillaz]

@Broezzz it's the same chords as "short people" by randy newman, look em up

[charmy97]

NEUMAN!!!!!!!!! D:<

[nomadquandry]

Why deos he say thats randy?

[charmy97]

@nomadquandry cause iz randi :D

[ElusiveFinalFantasy]

@nomadquandry He's making fun of Randy Newman is why.

[MaverickHunterZero75]

I personally think that Randy Newman isn't that bad of a composer, but this part just cracked me up.

[GroverKent]

@MaverickHunterZero75 I kind of like Randy Newman myself, BUT, I can kind of see NC's point that it seems like he writes the same songs over and over and over again. Similar with Bobby "Boris" Pickett, if you've heard one of his songs, you've pretty much heard 'em all.

[Guigley]

I laughed so hard the first time I saw this part of the review. He has to use "The Rhino Song" in later reviews.

[dottiedots221]

THAT'S RANDY! :P

[MrGreenPoop1000]

This is completely accurate! Thank you so much for posting this. I laughed tremendously!!!

[GIChiyo]

First time I saw this in the review I had to pause it. Thanks for uploading it xDDD

[UNGLELK]

I knew this would be uploaded!

[finalfantasy8911]

XD HAHAHA!

At all the people who followed up on someone's comment in order to quote the whole song.

[legojoker111]

no words. just endless laughter.

[thishatandyou]

"Officers...they don't use words in front of ladies!"

[prideofclouds]

I liked the parts where Rhinos scare little boys and assassinate their parents not giving them much joy...THAT'S RANDY!

[regularjohn09]

heheha this is that funny to me i had to check if it was on youtube never seen it comming gonna be singing this all day for sure

[ShadowACS]

The absolute best Randy Newman parody in the history of mankind.

[megarockman75]

this needs to be a full song.

[Avatarofhendrix]

Thumbs up if you want Doug to make this into a full song.

[zerozordon620]

@Avatarofhendrix It be very easy just loop it at 0:03 over and over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND well ya get the idea

[MsMonsha]

let's collect signatures for doug to write and record a whole song of this!

[MightyQuinn2021]

*flagged as animal abuse*

[Ralokone]

my god, would give anything to hear this whole song

[jazzykid1]

@Ralokone There isn't one, you know. That IS the whole song.

[Ralokone]

@jazzykid1 durrrrrrrrr no shit

[jazzykid1]

@Ralokone well u make one up

[animepanda1123]

My brother has this voice down to a T. I love it!

[femalephantomdimes5]

I saw this review last night and was HOPING that SOMEONE had posted this joke on Youtube. I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!

[Sulemaniya]

I like Randy Newman but this was hilarious

[remtiw]

@WaywardHaymaker Don't bring em much joy... That's Randy

[TheShenmoki]

@remtiw NEWMAN!

[kodackmaster]

I've been looking for this

Thanks!

[wildrory]

rhinos

[Fyfilms1]

@wildrory they scare little boys..

[WaywardHaymaker]

@Fyfilms1 Assassinating parents!

[kookeekwisp]

@WaywardHaymaker don't bring 'em much joy

[nepomusik]

@kookeekwisp

That's Randy!

[yourpalal1227]

@nepomusik left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot...

[kookeekwisp]

@yourpalal1227 *Hits with apple*

[FarfetchdPwns]

@WaywardHaymaker Don't bring em' much joy!

[pacman5698]

@FarfetchdPwns That's Randy!

[thesapman12]

@Fyfilms1 assassinatin parents dont bring'em much joy

[lolololololololtoast]

@Fyfilms1

Assassinating parents...

[Gilili29]

@lolololololololtoast Don't bring a much joy...

[Totema1]

@Gilili29 that's Randy.

[Ed2Bobobo]

@Fyfilms1

Assassinating parents don't bring them much joys

It's Randy~

[yourpalal1227]

@Ed2Bobobo You got an enemy. You got an enemy. You betta have 9 lives, 'cause we have 8 lives, and you got an enemy. You got an enemy.

[dexterrat1]

@Fyfilms1 assassinating parents..

[moomoomilkism]

@dexterrat1 Don't bring them much joy...

[Soniman032]

@moomoomilkism

haa that's Randy

[skeletonking1234]

@Fyfilms1 assasinating parents don't bring em much joy

[roboguy75]

@Fyfilms1 assassinating parents

[ThreeDotsRome]

@Fyfilms1 assaainating parents...

[UnknownThomasFan30]

@ThreeDotsRome Don't bring em much joy!

[jackowlgem]

@UnknownThomasFan30 thats randy

[ThreeDotsRome]

@UnknownThomasFan30 THATS RANDY!

[ThePoketeers]

@Fyfilms1 assassinating parents

[SuperBigbaby13]

@ThePoketeers Don't bring 'em much joy

[pocotoco2737]

@SuperBigbaby13 thats randy

[iggyman783]

@Fyfilms1 athathinating parents

[Top10maniac]

@Fyfilms1 Assasinating parents..

[0its0green0]

@Top10maniac Don't bring 'em much joy...

[Top10maniac]

@0its0green0 That's Randy