Village sniper

[YdarbIsGod]

Since Niko Bellic is either Croatian or Serbian I always pretend I'm the village sniper when I play GTA IV. Especially when I'm sniping people doing aerobics in the park.

[cebayley]

@YdarbIsGod Russian...

[myspysreznov]

176 Don't have a Village sniper

[thejmu1]

hahaaha



[r4nger]

I can't be the only one that recognised the shot of the sniper as the AK47 sound from counterstrike, can I?

No wonder he keeps missing.

[taymaz1]

@r4nger its a dragunov

[crapatev]

Every town should indeed have a sniper, but he's only allowed to shoot chavs, emos, and Piers Morgan.

[baattenburg]

about halfway through, i was surprised to find myself thinking that this seemed like a great idea. although now i think about it, it must have a downside.

[Gezoes]

Monty Python feel!

[poopyy99]

Best Part 0:55

[LinkinParkVsDB]

This Guy is harder than Chuck Norris !!!

He Shoot´s at People and Just Don´t Give a F--- about it!

[tornadodude1609]

I try to shoot you in the eye, but you move quickly, so I shot your boob, makes more sense

[FosterSniper]

i am our village sniper

[DanMcCaffrey]

This is one of the best sketches I've ever seen. I don't suppose anyone knows the chorale piece please? 

[dw321345]

@DanMcCaffrey Eternal Source of Light Divine by Handel.

[DanMcCaffrey]

@dw321345 Thank You kind Sir!

[Booboodoom]

lol

[Booboodoom]

"killing croatians is the best thing to ever happen to the world so fuck off you 3rd world bitch" (GWRtom 1 god ago)

my point exactly. an average douche from the suburbs of any english woop woop couldn't understand less. and why does he tend to offend? because he can. in a distant african village in the middle of the desert a street salesman knew of suker, croatia. it does make a difference to tell them always: yes, I do mind. I was being sniped at, not the other way round, u bastedz.

[Booboodoom]

"killing croatians is the best thing to ever happen to the world so fuck off you 3rd world bitch" (GWRtom 1 god ago)

my point exactly. an average douche from the suburbs of any english woop woop couldn't understand less. and why does he tend to offend? because he can. in a distant african village in the middle of the desert a street salesman knew of suker, croatia. it does make a difference to tell them always: yes, I do mind. I was being sniped at, not the other way round, u bastedz.

[Booboodoom]

"killing croatians is the best thing to ever happen to the world so fuck off you 3rd world bitch" (GWRtom 1 god ago)

my point exactly. an average douche from the suburbs of any english woop woop couldn't understand less. and why does he tend to offend? because he can. in a distant african village in the middle of the desert a street salesman knew of suker, croatia. it does make a difference to tell them always: yes, I do mind. I was being sniped at, not the other way round, u bastedz.

[ieahXIII]

The truth about Croats. lol

[Taylar94]

I will try... to kill you.

[seanlundin52]

hahahahaha oh my god i love this video.

[ZSpwnage]

WARNING do not watch this with headphones, whoever mixed this fucked it up hard. keeps fading from left to right

[1stCalvaryConnection]

This is one of the worst you-tube videos I have ever watched. Now we are making fun of people dying at the hands of a sniper. What's next? Watching rape and pillage and thinking "oh my, how funny!"

[CrazyEddi3]

@1stCalvaryConnection You absolute moron.

[Ninjaznexx]

@1stCalvaryConnection next? I'm doing that right now

[FifthofEleventh]

@1stCalvaryConnection Evidently you are unfamiliar with the concept of satire.

[RelationTermination]

this is a funny video

[skubis2]

I want to play counter-strike when i wacht this video :D

[camiramzi]

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[bilabong0071]

funni LOL



[AussieTigers]

h-how is your ARM?

much better thank you

i tried to shoot you in your eye but you moved quickly so

LOL

[theREALkorvanica]

No... I Sniper.....

[CainTheMain]

That's messed up.

[orichalcum1]

Great music - HANDEL... sadly the idea of a sniper being funny is lost on me... bet they love this in Sarajevo.... still waiting for Armando to do something 'funny'... thumbs down I;m afraid...

[RohanTheTeaLover]

Shame the sound is all wobbly :/ Made me feel a bit ill... Glad the clip is on Youtube though, as I wanted to share it with people having just got the DVD :D

[shadowindadark]

its awesome they used the ak47 sound from counter strike

[mozeg2cz]

Hey guys, thats not really nice of you! The man is obviously trying hard there, its not his fault, that he never had the army training and has to learn everything by himself! With his attitude, he could be exemple for us all!

[mrdarkslayer90]

this-is-one-of-the-best-videos­-i-have-ever-seen

[Pilert]

His more like a long distance serial killer than a sniper.

[bbruno95]

@Pilert You are a serial killer only if you kill someone... I dont think he is one.

[Pilert]

@bbruno95 Well to be a sniper you need to be trained in army and a sniper shoots to kill. This man clearly lacks skills so he is a long distance serial killer.

[tokoun]

I want a village sniper... :(

[shippuudenstar]

thanks ED!

[joeblow9000]

"One day I will kill all of you." - I laughed so damn hard!

[maddogbravo713]

I think Croatia is a pretty cool guy eh shoots civilians and doesnt afraid of anything

[yukinagoto]

@maddogbravo713

I am 13 and what is this?

[cifeso]

@yukinagoto

You going into

VOTN Archive.

[yukinagoto]

@cifeso :D

[str34mln3r]

The village sniper is pretty cool guy he shoots at people and doesnt afraid of anything.

[kvn8907]

@str34mln3r you misspelled "eh"

[joeblow9000]

@kvn8907 hurr durr derp

[kvn8907]

@joeblow9000 That's the spirit!

[empv2]

Lol the village sniper

[bull068]

He's not a very good sniper.

[kungfufreddy]

this guy is my fucking idol

[clammaster4]

we all need an ak dragunov to shoot random civilians don't we.

[RoadSnausage]

chick tanked that shot at 0:30

[Dethachopz]

"One day, I will kill all of you."

Best line in video.

[TheHam38]

I weel try to...keeel yuu

[ZipZapZopTitania]

"Uh, how is your...your arm?" "Oh, it's much better, thank you!" "Good. I try to shoot you in your eye, but you move quickly."

"All of you...one day...I will kill...all of you." "Oh, your English is coming along so well!" "Oh, thank you..."

[JoePolitix]

So brilliant!

[floppykid]

i think croatia is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots people from roof and doesnt afraid of anything.

[zdravkodren13]

@floppykid croatia is a country u moron

[floppykid]

@zdravkodren13

I'm not sure what to say here.

I think this went over your head.

[zdravkodren13]

@floppykid u tard?

[floppykid]

@zdravkodren13

I'm not sure if you're being serious.

[DSKTRL]

@floppykid u dumb cunt his name isnt Croatia thats where hes from

[GrandMasterEmizo]

Fucking love the village sniper XD

[crossed4out]

momma when i grow up i wanna be a village sniper xD

[finehomemadewine]

I fail to see how is this funny

[mik1867]

@finehomemadewine i fail to see how u haz a life Ololollolol n00b.

[finehomemadewine]

@mik1867 Just because we have different sense of humor doesn´t really mean You have to present me by You have to present me by Your bad language and primitivism.

[blackking1]

@finehomemadewine It's a satire on multicultural England; what's not to find funny?

[Triplesod]

@blackking1 Erm... no it isn't.

[Destro7000]

All of you...uh...one day...I will kill ...all of you.

"Your English is coming along so well!"

[Zeanu]

Hahaha, this is dark. Love it.

[pintofshite]

shot the pizza bloke LMAO

[flisfreaks]

guys one thing..is this for real?

[4g0ny]

@flisfreaks super real bro

[Octavius0]

'I vill, kill... all of you.'

'Your English is coming on so well!'

[amon16]

Fuck, this is so unrealistic, we Croatians are not so bad at sniping :D

[CristoDK]

@amon16 hahahaha

[celticcon92]

this is the shit

[yrrebkire]

aaahhahaha

[AtheistSweden]

HILARIOUS!!! MULTICULTURISM IN A NUTSHELL!!!

[gatzu86]

Yeah multiculturalism is the best =D

the culture of sniping down people and war... thats of course as much worth as any other culture.

[Decimator334]

@gatzu86 Croatian culture isn`t very violent at all actually. We have a tremendously low violent crime rate here.

[Triplesod]

@Decimator334 It's not about your crime rates, mate, it's about the war in Serbia.

[doshindude]

I'm hearing source engine gun sounds in this video lol

[pintofshite]

@doshindude More like counterstrike 1.0 ?

[JubasAndrzej]

This is the funniest thing I've seen this year ! ! !

[lolligerjoj1]

villeeeeege sniper

[keflar5]

lol very prophetic

[ilikebeertoo]

fucking unreal, LMFAO, Armando Rules

[mutley26]

There is nothing unfunny about this video.

Plainly put, It is full of more win than Mr Winner McWin, winner of last year's winner's competition, whom did neither bother to reply to his invite nor attend the winner's ceremony and still bloody won!

[ArcticRenegade]

One day... I will kill.. all of you.

[anteracmacash]

Gregory come back to Croatia...we need a couple of politicians that seem to have a lack of led in their heads...I'm sure you could help us with that problem :D:D

[greydawn]

I can't begin to tell you how many times I've said "One day, I will kill...all of you." in a Croatian accent.

[Th3BritishGuy]

My village needs one of those. Far too boring walkng down to the pub. Top of the church tower would be the best spot. Good views of the entire village.

[thompsonjeremiah]

this video is hilarious, but sad also, when you consider that england is actually like this now. if you so much as punch someone who is trying to rape/mug/beat/murder you, YOU'RE the one who goes to jail! on top of that, the attacker gets a slap on the wrist, and when/if he ever goes to court, he can have any other crimes he committed since the last time he was arrested "taken into consideration", meaning he isn't punished for those crimes either!

[Lovesgoats]

Gregory is not a Croatian name

simply Gregor could pass tho

[target741]

@Lovesgoats

i am scottish but i do not have a scottish name.

[141target]

@Lovesgoats

i am scottish.

i have a french name.

[brackleyjaylor]

that second girl tanked his bullet..... he needs stopping power

[ProudToBeABrit]

AHAA!!

[wazupwazup747]

he just threated her and she replied with a comments XD

[shoplifting1is1fun]

haha i love armando iannucci's bizarre humour

[kay3crew]

ur english is comming on so well ....ohhh thank u ......loughed my guts out

[bookworm266]

He's not a very good sniper if you can see him, in that last shot at 2.01

[getsomemarines93]

counter sniper boom headshot now im the worlds sniper

[sgtsimpson93]

Sniper's a good job mate.

[diderr01]

All of you one day I will kill all of you.

[Zookhaarh]

@diderr01 Your english is coming on.... so well !!

[ZaherBasma1]

haha omg

[anzebukovsek]

hahahahahahahahaha

[tomipranjic]

hahaha

[Godofwar181]

THATS SUM SHAWNKY BUSINESS RIGHT THER

[stulad9863]

i'd be the village sniper in bradford, if the position came up....even though i live hundreds of miles away.

[EPIConnection]

what the ...

[skarpavideos]

yes hes croatian

[sdflksdfkfh]

Stupid.

[koolaidman007]

Shit Ill take that job. Id be using my Mosin though, not a Dragonuv

[CamoMark]

this is real? :O

[greydawn]

Yes, it's real. This all happened.

[hejkkkk]

@greydawn srs?

[spetsnaz103]

this is fake right.

[TheNonskill]

i lol'd :D

[dennisthemenace0WNS]

I loled. Without this wonderful music, it would have been bland.

[dmanator111]

You might just be the most clueless person in the world.

Please stop acting like this is the most horrible thing in the world.

[billyboy4301]

love it spot on this is exactly what is happining in the uk and it will continue until we get a proper government

[JuninLPK]

Muito loucooo!!!

[Lamborghini274]

hahahahahhahahahahahahhah

[greydawn]

One day...I will kill...all of you.

[patlfdunn101]

We need one in Croydon, on top of the NLA!

[fragiledog]

Croydon needs alot of things. :P

[TheHam38]

i weel try...to keeel you

[integraf40]

he should be from serbia

[piratbelindax]

Lol :D

[dark1550]

simply the best video ever! :)

[nomaxboi1205]

lol

[AdrianShephard1]

heh nice video

[LuKe299RoCk]

xD TOO FUNNY

[Luvuldadmurr]

Lol voll fett ey alter bushidooooo

[ambulajan]

He's sniper, he hides, otherwise he no sniper, he be killer. But he sniper.

[njezrider]

we need a Village sniper in Atlantic City NJ.

[lmfmuaao]

lmao!!!!!!!!

[MormonJezus]

This is genius!

[jidaanime]

i tried to shoot you in the eye lololol

[SzuwarMrT]

ohhh no, thank you .... LOL !!!!

[Melkvision]

Come to England and say that. I fucking hate internet warriors.

[GWRtom]

the only good coratian is a decapitated burned alive one

[Spartan69139]

I lol how you call someone a torll, but then you say shit like this.

[scoreunder]

Melkvision: Not an internet warrior, an internet troll. He did that just so you would react in an angry but sometimes funny (and internet-tough-guy-ish) way.

[GWRtom]

killing croatians is the best thing to ever happen to the world so fuck off you 3rd world bitch

[Prka01]

Lol, you guys are so easy to piss off it's amazing. Take a chill pill people. I AM Croatian, but I was laughing my ass off when I watched the video. This just prooves how much people get pissed off about something as stupid as a few lines of text on the internet. Try to get pissed off about things that are more important, like economy and politics and the corporate owned politicians selling your country from under you. When enough peolple get pissed off, maybe we start seeing a difference.

[Prka01]

So get your friggin priorities in order.

[urgirlfriend14]

@Prka01 ur one to talk.... the state of ur own country...

[Prka01]

@urgirlfriend14 Ye, exactly. And I'm pissed off over it. However what I'm not getting pissed off over is what some lowlife looser is writing on the internet. You know the theory: "If you give one million typewriters to one million chimps, by the law of probability, they would write a Shakespeare quality play eventually"? Well the internet prooved it wrong. The problem is, there is not nearly enough of us getting pissed off over things we SHOULD be pissed off over.

[urgirlfriend14]

@Prka01 will you get a grip... im not goin to run around stressing about everything going on in the world, i mean my next door neighbour is a peeping tom.... if i did freak out about everything im upset about i wouldnt enjoy living... so relax you big hyper freak...

[Prka01]

@urgirlfriend14 Yes, that's exactly the reason the world is so fucked up. Because 90% of the people are acting like you. Like mindless drones. Enjoy your life and don't forget the important things in it. The new episode of Big Brother and how many children will Angelina Jolie adopt.

[urgirlfriend14]

@Prka01 i spend my time looking after my family.... the other problem with the world is fanatics like you who try to scare monger people... now fuck off wierdo...

[Prka01]

@urgirlfriend14 Wait, why am I even wasting my time on an imbecile like you? Go raise the next generation of cogwheels in the mechanism, the new drones for the hive. Leave the complex things, like thinking, to those actually capable of it. Enjoy your life, as much as they let you enjoy it.

[urgirlfriend14]

@urgirlfriend14 fuck off freak... ill do whatever the fuck i want... oh by the way... YOUR THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE IV EVER MET.... NOW FUCK OFF... its true about the internet being full of wierdos...

[PeteGeeza86]

@Prka01 Couldnt agree more.

This is great comedy,very,VERY funny,but also a strange,dark theme to make comedy out of!

[markusrule]

@Prka01

Was his Croatian accent accurate? :D

[Decimator334]

@markusrule No

[yukinagoto]

@Prka01

these people are on youtube. the people who post hating comments on youtube basically have NOTHING better to do.

[krkanpravi]

fu.. your family i am a crotian and shut up,go fu..

yourself!Oo

[apocalypse4987]

@GWRtom your mother is from 3rd world, you train fucker

[Booboodoom]

@GWRtom

"killing croatians is the best thing to ever happen to the world so fuck off you 3rd world bitch" (GWRtom 1 god ago)

my point exactly. an average douche from the suburbs of any english woop woop couldn't understand less. and why does he tend to offend? because he can. in a distant african village in the middle of the desert a street salesman knew of suker, croatia. it does make a difference to tell them always: yes, I do mind. I was being sniped at, not the other way round, u bastedz.

[Booboodoom]

@GWRtom

my point exactly. an average douche from the suburbs of any english woop woop couldn't understand less. and why does he tend to offend? because he can. in a distant african village in the middle of the desert a street salesman knew of suker, croatia. it does make a difference to tell them always: yes, I do mind. I was being sniped at, not the other way round, u bastedz.

[jennycandy]

this is fucking amazing i loved it when it was on tv!

[Leongkm2]

Now if he had used 50 caliber rounds he'd have killed them all by now!.

[samrulz7]

Using a .50 cal would have blown people up..