Killer Turtle takes a bite (Dangerous snapper)

[xN1kosGRx]

Squirtle used bite.

Its verry effective!

[astegMZFY]

Thumbs up if you hear 4nonblondes!!!! a said heeeyyy yeaaah... whats going on!

[razeeksz]

whoaw!

[i82mini]

I thought it was a knife at first lol

[dshmechanic]

I'd snap too if I had to listen to Four Non Blondes......

[1sababoy]

@dshmechanic Good one! I thought the same! ;-)

[grandmasterj5]

"I told you, I DON'T FUCKING SHARE FOOD!!!"

[NewStarlid]

it would be funny to fart in his mouth :D

[giantmidget3]

jesus.

[MOOMISS1]

I bet the guys from jackass got a blowjob for that thing quite a few times

[haha9413]

i dare anyone would ask a blowjob from this.

[TheChristChris]

Cheerful little guy isn't he?

[Sylvael2002]

From the look on his face i don't think this turtle likes his vegetables...

[superscaryguy001]

THAT BITE IS COMPARABLE TO A TYRANNOSAURUS BITE!

[theassortedjellybean]

OMFPH

[MistikaManiac]

The next change I get, I'm putting Justin Biebers skull in between those fucking jaws.

[CEOcutter]

Squirrel use bite attack.

[mrmootheirrev]

Use it on politicians and bankers.

[Orbot]

@mrmootheirrev Them, and sex offenders..can u say INSTANTANEOUS REHABILITATION?? lol

[Orbot]

IT'S GAMERA!!!!!

[CharleyTee1]

Should be used on pedophiles maybe?

[alamerga123pdm]

turtle is like *bite* " yeah bitch thats how i roll

[verx666]

OM NOM NO-- what's this??

[belldn3]

Was that a alligator snapping turtle?????????

[zcrow27]

Press 3 and watch lol

[ugh255]

Turtle: what the fuck is this stuff!?

[cimism610]

i got one of these as a pet had him for almost twenty years real mean but knows not to bite the hand that feeds him. someday i will dig him a pond in my back yard. fucker stands on his hind legs and balances with his tail. motherfucker is family

[cincinatus90]

@cimism610 wow. what a motherfuckin fucker.

[donny29dsm]

I've caught alligator snapping turtles in fla. that are about big as this guy!

[Ihateirans]

That is one mean Microwave Snapping Tortoise!

[TrufflePop]

I just molested the replay button.

[PETERMAN9545]

that turtle is no joke

[sandmaster7]

is that a soft shell or snapping?

[stainshield]

@sandmaster7 gator snapper



[MITrapper16]

@sandmaster7 snapper.

[McScruffells]

aw shit i hear that background music.

HEEEYYYEYYYEYYY I SAID HEY. WHAT'S GOINNN ONN.

[graveplott47]

i ggot one of these outside my house right now mean fuckers but very cool

[fcoutts14]

HOLY SHIT

[Lamou27]

I love the way the turtle closes its eyes than slowly open them to see that it's got something. 

[Fantomas612]

Mmmm... so that's why monkey used frog and not turtle as a sex toy...

[SpaceMasterRahel]

_..------.._ [O_O] |_|  |_|

[iplaycod3andcod2]

holy shit!!

[eatmeaters]

he must love turnips

[2009mz]

they should of tired a brick:P

[StationZeroOne]

wooow... such guys are used by fred flintstone!

[MegaLordme]

fooooooooooooooooood!

[supershomp]

just think.... ur arm inside that mounth...... wat will happen??

[MrThomas4151]

damn nature,u scary

[zummie100]

I ain't messin with that turtle

[11wormbig]

Even those these guys can take a hand or foot off, I've never heard of anyone being attacked by one when being in a lake.

[vetmaster12]

now imagine if that was ur dick and the turtle is ur ex girlfriend

[ra1zoo]

@vetmaster12 done and done.

[Orbot]

@vetmaster12 Lol, tell me about it! They should use these turtles on sex offenders!

[calzagheisthebest]

@vetmaster12 hahaha fuuuck

[MeSezSo]

@vetmaster12 well then i wouldve had a big dick and i wouldve been a sick fuck if that was my girlfriend

[KINGTHEBEAST]

@vetmaster12 i know how you feel

[xxxkidzswagxxx]

that was sick

[ramones104]

after he snapped he looked like he was thinkin"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DIGUSTING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" XD

[jwatson626]

@ramones104 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! "Turnip? Get me a Burrito Supreme and a Budweiser, Dammit!!!"

[jinkiju]

Who cares if it is a radish. LOOK at the size of that things head. its bigger than both of the guys' hands trying to hold it up. i bet this big guy could take ur hand off at the wrist.  Imagine wading in the water. at a local lake. u and your friends are having a good time. maybe doing a lil skinny dipping or something. and this big guy is n the area. looking for a snack. or maybe his just in a pissy mood. u can say good bye to a well loved body part.

[mbtkabjd]

@jinkiju Hell yea dude, these guys are dangerous. They can without a doubt take ur hand off at the wrist. We grew up at a lake up north where its loaded with these guys. we only swam in deep water :)

[BooyaaPwned]

At 1st i thought that was Blastoise then they gave him a horn to bite it

[holzkuchen123]

what is that?

[nasr2nv]

and they made squirt look all cute..

[mariotaz]

I....SHAT.....BRIX!

[kwiyounISA]

that was just a radish T_T, soft.

try munching on a frozen hotdog...

[Dellaphobe]

@kwiyounISA The gator snapping turtle has the second strongest bite in the animal kingdom. I think a frozen hot dog would be the same results. i believe its 1500 pounds of bite? but i do not feel like looking it up at the moment. feel free to check it yourself though.

[kwiyounISA]

@Dellaphobe oh tru wow...1500 lbs OoO!

hmm, a beer bottle ? ;)

[MZetz301]

dont FUCK WIT TORTIES

[bloodlust177]

do it with a horsh radish root

[senorvolasco]

Jokes on him, he just ate a radish.

[TheSlimySquid]

i like turtles

[28vidioslater]

dude fuck that i feel sorry 4 the turtle dentist lol his last words where say ahhhhh

[SageZane560]

Teaching him to be vegetarian <3

[jmialma09]

that was proly just a freakin vegitable or somthin soft.

[BaseballCardFreek]

@jmialma09 Even if it was that turtle can bite off your entire hand if you can fit it inside his mouth.

[jmialma09]

@BaseballCardFreek yea i know. iv seen 2oo lb alligator snappers take ahold of someones 3 fingers and it didnt even cut that off.

[BaseballCardFreek]

@jmialma09 Well it probally didn't bite to hard. They have the 2nd strongest jaw in the world.

[jmialma09]

@BaseballCardFreek yea maybee,

[BaseballCardFreek]

@jmialma09 Seems like you don't believe me, haha okay but if you go look it up you will find that it's true.

[jmialma09]

@BaseballCardFreek na its cool i belive u.lol.

[MoneyMaka4657733]

what did that turtle bite???

[Fummy007]

@MoneyMaka4657733 read the most thumbed comment

[dmx19802000]

Damn, did you hear the crunch. lol

[magicswaper]

no! when i searched this up i wanted your hand to be bit not the turnip

[gasfgiop]

Aw, snap!

[Demonkiller666x]

Dildo

[standinginnothing]

I think it was his dick

[doxrubicin]

I think it's a daikon.

[gsizzles]

Yowwwwww!

[thegeekfanatic]

@CRTukker he bit a gourd mate

[deannaber]

PISSED OFF!!! HE HE..

[Sidewinder5O4]

lol! it looks like they woke it up

[sk8crazy93]

Wow! Btw The aligator snapping turtle has the worlds 2nd strongest jaws :D go turtles haha

[bluishblueblack]

@henryjduong It's a radish!

[poopmonster1843]

They're playing what's up in the background.

[vancecoledotcom]

Holy f**k

oO

[leafiloteo]

@henryjduong radish..

[me4uk]

don't jack off near the sea!

[djkobafemi]

Note to self: Keep arms, legs, fingers and toes out of a snapping turtles mouths

[MrNinjaboy01]

WHOA HOA!!! JEES MAN!!!

[pf91rodman]

O Snap

[abailey086]

w0w

[VvVFiR3VvV]

Man we used to get these all the time back home. Easily take your hand off. Watch the Snapping turtle vs rats video #LOL

[archenemyowns]

I'll put my weiner in its mouth and he'll hurt himself!

[rydag11]

@henryjduong Looks like a daikon radish

[Kzook]

Whoah! Aargh!

[TriniTrav]

Bowser!

[gregorybleach9]

@TriniTrav bowser's bite is more worse than his roar lol

[PutUpOrShutUp221]

lol i remember the first time i was in SC i looked into a pond and thought i saw a round puffer fish like fish. I stuck a twig in and it lashed out and i realized it was a snapper.. i was so scared haha thank god it wasnt my finger

[EcBuddy123]

awesome alli snapper i want one but i cant anytime soon since i dont have the huge tank yet but maybe when i get myself a 200 gall i will buy one then a pond!

[TurtleToob]

Can't wait till my snapper gets that big

[KingofTomedy]

Next time, feed it an iron rod!

[81kamill]

@CRTukker Hey you could use that turtle to keep unwanted people away like EX'S and door too door sales men etc.

And you don't need to buy scissors and all when you got this bad boy around

[armedzombieslayer]

I hate radishes... Unless my mom cooks them in the best way...

[moparman93]

And that is why you don't f with a snapper

[al3zmi]

okay now i'm scared of turtles

[latexpiepbeestje]

That was so f**king fast!

[GrimZeroReaper]

at the end the way it looks at u its like hes thinking your next bitch

[samuelkung89]

what if he went for his fingers.. that wasnt safe at all the snap turtle has alot more reach than it looks!, hes actually very lucky!

[Chekkogrnteam]

I bet he can crush mountains with his mouth.

[jermzdee]

i would like to know what that white thing was because it wasnt bone. bone splinters and doesnt smash like that

[SonnyA89]

It was a radish.

[MrCoryjohnson1]

@jermzdee I think it was a vegetable. Looks to me like the shape of a squash or somthing. (i know squash are green and i don't think they are that hard).

I'd like to know to.

[liltd87]

alligator snapper!! i love those

[ErdiKC]

OMG!!!

[sunnysunshinegirl26]

holy cow

[TheHaloIMPACT123]

ya that was a bone dddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaammn

[lilxtom2hot]

what if that was someones private spot :D

[liltd87]

omg! i dont EVEN want to imagine! getting your dick chomped from an alligator snapper???......

[MrCoryjohnson1]

@liltd87 why would you even think that?

lol

[heathey2]

That turtle is really angry and it even closes its eyes after it delivers its monster bite. It sure did give its all lol.

[nyugwy]

OOHHH YAAHHH Snap into a Slim Jim!

[wotwhatw00t]

hmm , giant banana maybe ?

[lomanivirgo009]

ohhhh fuk

[neurocytohemotoxic]

What was the thing that he bit in half?

[FolstrimHori]

Looks like a white radish

[neurocytohemotoxic]

oh ok

[DaniMcfester]

wat did u giv it

[AndyJay15]

fuckkkk

[Cr4z3dk33]

Im from UK and i have a Chinese soft shell turtle and a yellow belly slider but they don't like each other. lol

[JackyLum]

thats the original of the pringles crunches or kelogg's cornflakes for everyone, woowo

[voltz15]

put your weed in there :D

[MicroMouse007]

@voltz15 LOL xD i know right

[cameltoejoe69]

Yeah dont fuck with the giant alligator snapping turtle. They have the 2nd greatest biteforce of any land-roaming creature, second only to the crocodile.

[golfisgreat123]

close but no the alligator snapping turtle has the strongest jaw bite in the world at over 4,000 psi with 4,000 psi you would crush a half a inch steel plate in half

[momboom]

@golfisgreat123

no... Aligator snapping turtle has around 1500 psi, You can hear that from any expert.

[fallentoturtle]

what was the white thing that he bit

[ArmyofSeaturtles]

looks like Chinese turnip

[vidaroui]

whatver it is its heavy!see how ithits the water

[Almightymunch]

MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD

[TutsuoAikido]

CRUNCH at 0:04!

[retrogirl75]

OMG!!!!! Holy shit!!!!

[ElRhinoProductions]

i thought it was a guys arm for a moment and i thought "oh sh**"

[cross7fu]

that was a radish

[kller169]

Holy shit dude i have a huuuuuuuuuuge ass snapping turtle i mesured him to be 4.5ft! i let him go lol he was 230 pounds and we estimated he was 250 years old!

[Boppaloppagus]

was that a peeled yam?

[cpaua69]

Looks like a radish to me.

[1GookSTAH]

It was a foam thing.

[BlackstoneCarp]

Looks like a squash or pumpkin like vegatable

[kuanysh88]

OMFG!!! Incredible

[henryjduong]

what is that

[GhostlyPapaya]

i love how they blink right as they chomp

[TheTruethAbout]

Oi, thats faster then i ever could have think of