The Watchman: Case #003 "Performing For Chauncey..."

[Happy0]

Haha, the watchman has disappeared once again (last activity December 7th 2011)... I hope to be surprised one day in the future with another 'defense installment' - I'm patient, I can wait! Even if it's another 5 years before he returns again. =p.

[BraDRoBBo]

I wish the watchman was still watching.

[watchman55]

@BraDRoBBo He is. He was. He always shall be. Shed not one tear, BraDRoBBo. But do, if you would not mind, choose to either engage the Caps Lock key EnTiReLY oR NoT At aLL. The alternating nature of your username is all too reminiscent of The Watchman's early eye chart exams. Simplify. Codify. Rectify. Good boy.

*twhs

[Happy0]

@watchman55 Hi, watchman55! bradrobbo [amended for suggested username style] and I have been Internet friends for 8 years. This weekend, I finally traveled the 4 hours to meet him (yeah, we live in the UK... Americans will probably be like 'pfftt... that's nothing.') Anyway, we were just sitting doing some reminiscing on the subject on youtube, after talking about bevis and butthead, and Brad said 'do you remember YouTube Theater? [the bevis and butthead of youtube] ( continued... )

[Happy0]

@Happy0 They were like the watchman55?' and I replied 'it's funny how he just disappeared, people have been writing on his videos and profile looking for him for years, and he hasn't even logged in for about 2 years - someone even started a rumour that he was dead.' ' So anyway, I looked through my subscription box for 'watchman' and imagine how shocked we were to see on your 'activity' box that not only were you suddenly around, but you had replied to one of brad's comments on his (continued..)

[Happy0]

@Happy0 just another peculiar and fun incident in this weekend! xD. We really enjoyed your work, and thanks for blowing our mind by suddenly appearing. xD.

[hosvos]

COME BACK WATCHMAN!

[darklen14]

Yes come back we miss you

[sting1ylo]

come back

[becca182fbtw]

hahahaha beautiful nightmare... thats what i call mah gurlfriend

[EvanLarimore]

RIP watchmen

[Guoguodi]

SPOINK!

[Happy0]

hahahha where did this guy go... Dunno what made me think of him suddenly. xD.

[regiear1991]

LOL!!! Seriously, this sort of thing needs to be done on MOST of the videos on Youtube.

[Guyisaritelegend]

CMON make more videos!

[DNNear101]

omg lolz ur vids are fricken funny!

[Angryashell5]

i think you might be a homosexual bastard with no life that lives in his mother's fucking basement

[Chicley]

come back watchaman!

[playfuldreamer]

this is simply utter genius

[matt18ravens]

i quote watchman alot

:)

[martialme84]

You are great and Youtube needs you! ;)

[matt18ravens]

i CONSTANTLY quote the watchman/winston churchill thing!

honestly, i have gone on for 1/2 an hour just repeating that part

and every time theres a knock on a dorr its starts me back up again

xD <3

[ClaytC]

wahhahahahaha I love these videos, good job mate

best one is BigPUTZ + gravyizgud = I wish you both the shittiest of lifes looool

[NORMANTHEWHITE]

do more i love it

[crass770]

these are great vids, the first one was my fav. case 001.

[Gerome63120m3]

U are the God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MikeWh0]

yeah the watchmen is defn dead R.I.P you crazy englishmin

[jalland]

How do you know that? I see many people write so.

[rotab1129]

what the hell is this u talk like your a senial old man u are so gay wahh ahh up yours blacky

[NoClue468]

Deja Poo lolololo

[xiron1986]

The watchman is dead.

Let him R.I.P

[HikaruYamamoto]

Seriously? 0.0

*sniffles*

[lordofblackness]

whatever happened to the watchman?

[funiegalz]

kool

[Nixlplix]

Uhhh MIA...much?

[syrovision]

Why isnt he making any more?!

[KiddsockTV]

@syrovision He is probably doing voiceovers for movies and Tv.

[WhistlersBrother]

@KiddsockTV Dude, this is awesome!! Thanks for the share... I totally see why my video reminded you of this.  Although his production values are a bit better, not on the audio but on the visuals, I must admit. (i really need to get better video editing software!!) Thanks man!

[harrypotterismyidol]

*twhs

u rock!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

pokemon!!! hilarious man!!!

[bluejaysrock10]

watchman sux ass

[IamBuddhaHearMeBurp]

You "sux ass"

[bluejaysrock10]

wht ever

[rickyricardo123]

awesome vid

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

he aint watching anymore

[XDXDXO]

Touchdown turnaround I never see you around!! My friend's profile is gravizgud... lol

[xiron1986]

xiron is shocked with the overwelming comentary with is posted by Twonkomaster and his rts syndrom (reply to self). . do you not have better things to do at your age of 29.

Like the watchman told Arctivghost. . . get a better hobby OR DIE A PITTYFULL DEATH.

*txhs (THE XIRON HAS SPOKEN)

[BABYMACK90505]

Jeeze TWonkomaster SHUT THE FUCK UP! I mean seriously, do you have nothing better to do in your poor pathetic life then to sit in front of the computer screen and write about freakin ten comments on the SAME FREAKIN VIDEO TAPE ON YOUTUBE OVER AND OVER?? Get a life Bitch

[shattered0717]

What are you mad about? Did the Watchman get you?

[twonkomaster]

This is awesome Watchman! I have watched your other two videos and I must say they are all equally funny. Only one thing, please make more videos!

[0utraGed]

haha nice! hilarious

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

dude more vids its been a year

[cr3at10n]

I agree, I enjoyed all your previous videos.

[Fink27]

almost as cool as a pile of dead beaners

[twonkomaster]

? dead beaners? is that a good comment or a bad comment? because i defend the Watchman, and I must know!

[colourskateboarding]

lol omg ur hilarious man

[ScreaminMeemes]

awesome

[Katamario2]

I think that I should live on an Island In Iowa, by the way in a completly non-gay way I think the watchman is a hot piece of ass,I love the cock.

[elfikochannel]

you own everybody :p

[ricky3011]

see my comments on your channel page

[twonkomaster]

stop posting the same comment, idiot

[ricky3011]

see my comments on your channel

[twonkomaster]

i did.....now what?

[therabbitslayer]

this is great...we want more

[sukitnowplz]

this sucks just about everything in the whole widest world

[lilreddsucks]

lmao!

the watchman has spoken!!

[ilikehighpies]

genius watchman comedy at its greatest

[3dmikey]

Lol this was awesome. Can't wait for another one!

[TalithaKoum925]

BAM Its ON the watchman is speaking and has now spoken

[beauchamp07]

TWHS!!!

[fosterweb]

ArticGhost got OWNED!

[jimjiminyjimjimjerry]

love the watchman, he needs mor vid tho. however the 3 vids he defends were really quite bad.

haha spoink

[ryanmbedard]

i also found butter tv though and his video

[ryanmbedard]

this guy is a fucking joke i couldnt find a single one of those users other than renetto and"the greatest video ever made in the world" wasnt even in his profile

[justin2021]

Sithis approves.

[moonshinemary]

watch me watchman! o yeah, watch me faster!

[mariomguy]

did the watchman stop watching?

[whit101]

Creative! Well done!

[spoonlessjoe98]

yaaaaaaaaay watchman! i loved your song lol "spoink"

[Amalia876]

lol nice vid

[Martucha90]

Great

[ANAMEHASNOTBEENTAKE]

I notice that few have the guts to make fun of the watchman, though, I admit, not without good reason.

[JesusRox777]

you should do a show on one of your shows... (just dont use my comment!! lol)

[sting1ylo]

your number 1

[sting1ylo]

make a knew vid!

[sk8tergirl73]

i love you watchman!

[amishmime]

WM55 you're killin me. The song.. I'm laughin my ass off, shouting POKEMON. My wife's giving me an awkward eye, reaching for the tazer.

[0IbanezMan0]

I <3 the watchman!

*twhs

[nikkennett]

your a cunt.

[twonkomaster]

are you sure it is not you who is the cunt?

[nikkennett]

i fine repost, in retrospect maybe it is me that is the cunt........twat.

[AGENTtamerlane]

awesome song twhs

[Cronororrim]

I LOVE YOU!

[lordofblackness]

Fuckin brilliant. : ) *the watchman has spoken*

[Nixlplix]

I hope you haven't given up..this is too funny

[tinker43734]

YOU ROCK!!!!!!!YEAH WATCHMAN!!!

[darkw6695]

I HEAR U MAN

[tmanfrom08]

I LOVE THE WATCHMAN

[churchk9]

R U WATCHING ME NOW

[basarg13]

İ DİDNOT LIKE İT

[twonkomaster]

No, you liked it, you just don't know it yet..Oh wait, I guess you know it now.

[phillellarby]

lol! the watchman is well cool

[sunnysacto]

I Enjoyed. The Watchman Rocks!

[ponygod]

I and my fecal fascination are very offended I hope you are proud of yourself.

[twonkomaster]

? You too have a fecal fascination? Well just like ArcticGhost, you need a life.

[waiterboy152]

Your videos are brilliante

[HashAssassin]

Love the concept!

Keep it up Watchman!!

[bbknifer]

Good idea, dude! :)

[DuKtape]

wow. get a better computer.

[twonkomaster]

wow.shut the fuck up.

[BelisaTheTechie]

Can't wait to see your next Video!

[111grngoblin111]

Hey I like pokemon, silver version forever

[WordUp1252]

lmao ur vids kick ass!

[changedforprotection]

You need to make more.

[JoshR81]

Other one so much better (one with monkey & green banana). This edition pretty crap.

[masonjar9023]

I Like dooooooooooooooooookyyyy lalalalalalalala, haha lol (maybe he's watching me)

[CathalAJHennessy]

uuhhhhh retard much uhhhhhhh.........the watchman has spoken! ha

[CathalAJHennessy]

if i wz disabled i wud gt an elephant>>>> ow boiu uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh retard is uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh much gay!!!

[juliaaD]

hey, love the videos

there hilarious

..but i notices thiss.. uhm well your making fun of that 17 year old's gay hobby, well look at yours.

making fun of people on youtube commenting other videos? aha and how old are you?

but whatever floats your boat i guess ..

[Xv13tdudeX]

play pokemon at the age of 17 haha, nice counter

[Xv13tdudeX]

this is just krzy!

[kelseycaustic]

haha best one so far!! great work :)

[kelalayoume]

I LOVE YOU@^^@

[tristaenkun]

Wow. My spelling is horrible. "these are bar fare"? >sigh<

[tristaenkun]

I would have to say that these are bar fare the best series of videos on YouTube that I have seen so far.

[villafoo]

LOL

[Sprules4pk]

haha pokemon.....

[superunknown314]

Genius

[IamBuddhaHearMeBurp]

You sing well for a grim reaper. I enjoy the dark humor associated with Pokemon.

[riphraphh]

BRILLIANT!

[legitunit]

funny

[barryperrins]

Very Very Funny. I loved all yopur vids. I'd like to see some new stuff sometime. Cheers

[arp918]

funny as hell?

[moonshadow16x]

*rolls eyes at smisser* anyway, I liked this video, especially the song, but I liked the first two a little better. More replies to actual flames or (does this even exist?:) thought out stupidity would be enjoyable.

[Smisser99]

The Watchman likes to lick asses, he is a asslicka

[moonshadow16x]

And you would know that....how?

[Smisser99]

yeah

[l4isfooked]

3MS33 you'ra a tosser that was ROFLMAO

[spore2007]

HA HA HA!!! LOVED IT!!!!!

[3MS33]

It's not "death is close, accept it". It's obviously " death is close (is greater than) accept it." you crazy monk. that's right your a monk. you might as well accept that because it's the only excuse you have for spending so much time criticising people. Look, I can do it here in two minutes. EasyPeasy. I digress but it is you, sir, who needs to be watched.

[cinesoundasia]

too good....!!!

[ineedmoney121]

:):):)

[ineedmoney121]

those last 2 wer replys 2 aluminiumfoilhatman...just in case any1 was wonderin...sorry 4 de confusion

[DrCarter2001]

The song alone deserves 5 stars

[Kervon]

I can't help but to comment that that one on ArticGhost was absolutely marvellous. He was 'digitally' slapped on his face. Serves him right!

[LiveLucid]

I just found the most funny profile on youtube! *subscribed*

[albidx22]

keep watching watchman

[sdjrp]

oink.... xD

[BeyloSuarez]

JAJAJAJAJA Love this guys comments! Amazing humor JAJAJAJAJA

[AK666jk]

The digital doorstep thing in the video reminded me of Monty Python, it's just the other voice seems so similar to, what was the name of the actor in Monty Python who always played a woman in their movies?

[DrCarter2001]

Eric Idle. The scenario itself though was more like SNL's "Clever Shark" skit.

[AK666jk]

Ah, that's who it was. And I don't think I've seen that skit.

[evolvedpoet]

Pure genius...

[Supahstah93]

o! i get it!twhs means the watchman has spoken..im so dumb....dang it...

[Supahstah93]

loved the wintin churchill part..hehe. I actually screamed out loud when micheal jackson's face popped up. I scared my cat..hehe

[Supahstah93]

lol..deja poo.....funny..

[AluminumFoilHatMan]

Watchman, are you MadV, the YouTube Magician?

[katiehinski]

haha thses are great keep doing em....there really funny =)

[Grantyboy3]

Your slightly evil - in a good way :P

[ludzay]

*twhs*

be careful, guys... hahahaha

[Supahstah93]

w8..i dont get the twhs thing..some1 explain, plz?

[JDWEST69]

i love you

[dragonmaiden50]

YES!! watched it! laughed! and loved it!

[multaflor]

uhhh retarded much. fuck you

[E4492]

Haha, You're great Watchman, keep that way! :D

[galbrie]

i couldnt help but notice, after watching all your videos, that, you've got lovely hands. anyways, i laughed so hard watching all of them. thanks for defending the justice! <3

[palleogmig]

Lol nice man xD love it !

[ineedmoney121]

u need 2 get a jod!!!!

[AluminumFoilHatMan]

I didn't think it was possible to actually type dyslexically. Ha ha ha ha ha

[ineedmoney121]

hahaha i tried 2 change it fuck you get a life...you obviously hav way 2 much time on yur hands if u hav time 2 b replyin 2 every comment on youtube....and change yur name its de gayest 1 iv seen on this thing....r u a fag????

[ineedmoney121]

and another thing i bet u had 2 look up on de internet 2 spell the word dyslexically...which im pretty sure isnt a fuckin word anyways....i bet yur a yank...only a fuckin yank wud do such a thing...i fuckin hate yanks....wanker!!!!

[AluminumFoilHatMan]

Ha ha ha ha ha Now, now, my nancy little limey... Be a good boy and shine my shoes.  Ha ha ha ha ha

[AluminumFoilHatMan]

Ha ha ha ha ha Easy there, Benoit!

[themightycabinet]

very very good

[Screamieri]

Hahahahaha , i love it

[libyanoutlaw]

damn he owned thm :D

[ThisAccountIsClosed]

I Can't Get enough of this.... MAKE MOAR!!!!

[Kane040]

Was kinda slow until the song at the end, good stuff lol

[theotherthaneocawdor]

Your my hero. We need some more videos.

[Cubinoid]

Deja Poo! HAHAHAHA! That's tops!

[ArticGhost]

It's been 8 months..Where are you? :(

[skat3run3]

You are the awesomest user on youtube, defend against injustice!

[missuscake]

"hahahaha spoink good lord" priceless

[tomt2k7]

cock sucking, mother fucking douch bag!!!!!

u got a problem?? gay prick

[nedge1111]

SHAUN PERRY GOT A BIG HEAD¬!!!

[drummerdip]

THIS GUY SAID SOME THING BAD ON YOUR FIRST VIDEO THOUGH ID REPORT HIM TO U Montager2010 (1 day ago) marked as spam

YOUR A DOUCHE BAG THAT HAS NO LIFE and goes on youtube to defend youtubers for no reason at all.