[ADULT] Sex and dating Guideline

[PossumFang]

"Stay as you are. I'll tell you what I see some guy comin' at me with something large and scary... I'm not gonna wanna have sex with him, I'm gonna scream and run; and point about the mutant." Hilarious, and true.

[alexriv35]

LOL! :) Your funny, I most definitely like you and where your coming from, you look like one of my passed girl friends from when I was in high school. Of coarse I'm 36 now and single, but many people tell me I don't look it. You look cute though, I wish I had you as a girl friend, oh well, I must be dreaming and I guess I might be right about that. Damn it! I never get any of the girls I wanna be with in my life, :( oh well, thats life.

[kingofkarps]

i agree with the comment below.

your offending children and god with this crap, fu

[kingofkarps]

i fully agree wit the comment below

please for everyones sake shut the fuck up

[1337dude0]

do you really think anyone gives a shit aboutthis filth???

1. who the fuck cares about your life

2. or ur thoughts for that matter.

3. you sound like a broken record

3. your fuckign useless.

No guy worries about the size of their penis u dumb whore. i dont know where you get this shit from but im guessing its from the back of a cereal box.

finally, you look like a spider monkey

[KcMc1994]

Im stripping down.......you boys watching???? send me a message b

[blacdevil4041]

want to see me remove my tanktop? just send me a message

[JoeMulk]

Nice, I love the part where you talk about bigger pennis not always=better.

I wish there where more girls like you (=

[elisabetenascimento]

love ya!!

[bunglezip]

I wish you were in the uk.Great insight.Well done!

[jgstargazer]

Jenn,I am entering the scary dating game again after many years, thanks for telling it like it is.

[wathefuckisupwitthat]

mmmm... or maybe totaly not lol

[glitchesandglitter]

if anything the myths of penis size was more than likely started by females.

[shitflinger]

oh, and sorry in advance for being a dick =) I'm bored and have nothing better to do than bash people's videos. go ahead and bash me if you want to, at least I'll get a laugh out of it =D

[shitflinger]

wow...dating tips from someone with messed up teeth, a crappy hair-do, bug eyes, and massive eye brows...not to mention a long, pointy face....if she were bald, she could of had a lead role in the movie Coneheads. She already has the sharp teeth and pointed head.

Go ahead and give this comment a thumbs down, I know you are going to but holy crap dating tips from an alien isn't something I'd want.

have a nice day =) and try to laugh people, stop being so uptight.

[talkinrussian]

I wish I see your pictureas i don't think so this girl looks worse than ya, idiot

[ParanoidKitty]

LOL awesome video!

[Podcasting101]

Jenn, what are thinking? are you mad? was i the best or what???

What awkward silence, don't know how to respond to my questions... NEVER, ROFL but I have to admit the idea of your long gorgeous legs tucked behind ears is appealing I do know the difference in screams of passion VS pain.

[childofares]

haha best response ever!

[3BallJosh]

as for the corny pickup lines. I use them all the time, but I do it in such a corny way that it's obvious i'm joking. My fav is to do the "pretend to yawn and put your arm around her" move...only I overly exagerate it so that its humorous, not pathetic

[Podcasting101]

3BallJosh, using corny pickup lines your way is just flirting and letting her know your available...

it's the guys that are serious and hope they can memorize one magic line that will make her swoon in anticipation that crack me up.

Women like to know how special they are and both of us ending on this page today proves Jenn's just that.

[childofares]

*blush*

[childofares]

LOL you do that too?

[3BallJosh]

I just watched this video twice and took notes for when I move up there in November haha. I loved this one. Especially the "what are you thinking" part.  I hate it when girls ask that question, so I, too, come up with some random crap for a response.

[juanch0n]

you are very ugly

[childofares]

in order to be a good hater you might want to NOT post video's of yourself. Unless your goal was to make me laugh at irony. If so, well done!

[lillolaa101]

um... you are so right i dont think geting a penis the size of a water mellon shove up your crack would be pleaseing let aloun the penis a good size ... and bigger is not better it hurts more

[kraxsmoker]

size DOESN'T matter ? ALLRIGHT !!!!

[playerks14]

WOW YOU ARE REALLY REALLY FUCKIN UGLY sry, just callin it how it is

[childofares]

Hey thanks! That was a really pointless comment that had nothing to do with the topic in this video! Sorry, just calling it how it is.

[childofares]

it would if I didn't turn into a giant hive and not breathe. But thanks for the tip.

[childofares]

They would if I didn't have a calcium deficiency.

[Traveler1967]

This is the funniest vid I've seen in a long time!!! You make so many excellent points!!! I look forward to watching more of your vids...tomorrow. It's almost 11:30pm here. :-) Lisa

[Dubsterz]

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Sorry, I'm too lame to know any pick up lines so I stole that one :(

[childofares]

LOL! I had actually never heard that one!

[butcher1903]

I have cancelled the subscription for the pills and subscribed to reader's digest instead to educate myself! My pee-pee is only for peeing with isn't it? And I'm not too much into yoga so the feet behind the ears is a no no! So whens our date? heehehehehe :D

[childofares]

LMAO. You SO need to move to the US. We can sing the Dons fight song in all the bars and no one will know who we are cheering! It'll be fun!

[Ravensinger]

yes, painful scream and happy scream differentiation is GOOD!!!...heheheh You are so funny. Loving that hair by the way...meant to tell you that the last time.

[childofares]

Ohh thanks! I love this color cause it fades so nice! I'm thinking of doing purple and blue for SouthTube. I might give it a test drive in the next few weeks to see how it looks

[fehquig]

Great advice and a very entertaining vlog! Cheers, Jenn...

[childofares]

LOL Thanks! What can I say? I was inspired :)

[SohoSquare]

LOL, Childofares. Hilarious! You were the reason for my 3rd video on YouTube and I thought you were - well, "a tad innocent". How wrong was I? Where DO you meet these people? The great thing about being a raving poofter is that, at my age, I've had the chance to make some comparisons and to feel quite good about myself. Some heterosexual men are shit scared of falling short of the mark. You are obviously attracting the wrong kind of man. But you've gained one subscriber!!!

[childofares]

hahaha most people think I am really innocent. i think it's my voice and I tend to have that wide eyed stare.

I have no idea how I meet these guys. They all look normal til i go out with them! I'm convinced that almost all the men in Kentucky are clones.

[procyonuk]

hahaha fabulous.

Pick up lines should be gathered together and burned collectively.

I once had a guy try pick me up during a "5ive" medley in a club by asking if i wished to "slam dunk da funk" with him.

Augh.

[childofares]

Oh NO! OMG LMAO. PIckup lines should be outlawed and you just gave us the incentive to do it. LOOOOOOL

[curt344]

EFFING HYSTERICAL!!

And could ya hear me shouting "AMEN!" several times?

Incidentally, I've long since determined that dating is far more painful than attaching electrodes to my nipples as I yank out my nosehairs one by one with rusty pliers.

[childofares]

That was you?! I thought my neighbors were holding a church service! :)

I HATE HATE HATE dating. And I have to do it again this weekend! I think i may ask my friend to stun gun me so i can get out of it

[wdp70]

aww poor jenn

[childofares]

haha At least I can look back and laugh I guess. And there is a new first date this coming weekend! whoo hoo! Maybe more vlogging!

[flomartoo]

love your vlog's Thank's, you are Fantastic.

[childofares]

aw! You are too sweet! I'm sure I'll have many many more dating vlogs :)

[godfather071572]

lol, good video.. thanks for clearing up the penis issue. I can rest better now. :)~~

[childofares]

hahahaha GOOD! I'm glad something good came out of my hell date!

[appeals2me]

Great video!

[childofares]

Thank you! I actually think this one has been my favorite so far :)

[appeals2me]

One of mine too. Thanks!

[Oddsweb]

yeah, I hate lame pick up lines and penis size...they never like the answers to "what are you thinking?" Have we dated the same people??? lol great points there

[childofares]

hahaha we probably HAVE dated the same guys. We were just smart enough to run!

[JeepGirl2]

LOL...Ahhh! "the mutant" Oh my goodness! LOL You are so funny! Sorry you had a bad date sweetie. I sure hope you find a nice, sweet, *confident* man soon. Hugs to you.

[childofares]

LOL me too! I'm thinking I'm going to trust my cat from now on. When this one walked in she hissed (which she NEVER does) Should have known then and faked a coma or something

[angie8675309]

animals and children know Jenn...listen to them!

[bartolemeo]

Actually, you won't lose the male subscribers who have never used any of those lines ;) great video. Clearly, that guy DIDN'T want to know what you were thinking. I'm sorry about the bumpy evening, they are out there ;)

[childofares]

LOL not the first time. If anything positive came out, it's a good giggle with my friends here on YT.

[TJsMomma]

Jenn, great video! Yes it was funny BUT it had some good pointers in it. I wish you the best of luck when it comes to dating. Lord knows I thank him everyday that I am already happily married and dont have to go through that in this day in age. HUGS

[childofares]

I WISH I could just skip the dating part! I think my main problem is I'm extremely shy so a lot of people think I'm not interested and it's only the cocky ones that ask me out. I honestly think some guys need to know this stuff!

[suburbanmom]

This was hilarious, Jenn!

[childofares]

haha thanks! Some people enjoy their dates, i plan ranty YouTube videos during them :)

[msjvariety]

well I, oddly enough, am comfortable with my manhood. what? I am not the Best? Jen, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? All I wanted to do was please you.

LOL. this was worth waking up at 3 am for.

Stech

MSJ VARIETY

[childofares]

Hahahahaha I adore you! OMG you woke up at 3 am? On purpose?

[msjvariety]

Yeah, For some reason I always wake up at 3am, no matter what, so It was nice to see your face when I launched YT. :)

[zipdoodah]

I laughed out loud several times while watching this video. Very funny!

[childofares]

LOL thanks. Quite sadly it's all true. I've been compiling a list from all my girlfriends I work with and may have to do a part 2 :)

[ladyanarchy82]

aww that sucks i know EXACTLY what u mean! hope your next turns out better

[childofares]

Oh dear heavens me too! I was halfway tempted to jump out of the restroom window to escape during dinner!

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

I SO NEEDY TO LAUGH-LOL THANK YOU

[childofares]

LOL Anytime! Imagine the pent up dating rage by the time SouthTube comes! Hours of fun!

[toddianuzzi]

I have a 4' penis pump.

Is that bad?

lol

[childofares]

LOL

You are a special case. Anything you do is OK and people should follow your lead :)

[angie8675309]

OMG Jenn...hillarious! I'm even glad I have insomnia...at least you make me laugh. LOL

[childofares]

LOL glad I could help! Insomnia blows! I tend to not sleep at all during the week and then do nothing BUT sleep on the weekends. I'm working on that though!