Potato in the Ass!

[murosteel]

*man with potato in ass farts really hard*

*free french fries forever*

*profit* XD

[mydogmiley]

Maybe he was hanging his curtains (with clothes on) and he fell and the potato hit his ass and it made him horny so he decided to masterbate with it and it got stuck

[mydogmiley]

Maybe he was hanging his curtains (with clothes on) and he fell

[pandagirl1219]

Maybe he just had a really bug crap once that made his anis really big?

[willyFF7]

woow... why would he try that for sexual pleasure, would be better off with a marble, plumber/broom/mop stick, just anything not too thick... that story he made is just impossible, even if you had it all staged and attempted it, the asshole doesn't just stretch out that fast unexpectedly in a random position he did... he'd have to make the perfect position that has the smallest point of the potation pointing directly as his ass not going any cm further.. ehh w/e it's just impossible.

[alabs123]

151 people like potatoes in the ass

[gamerjoe22]

You forgot to mention that they also found a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation when they were taking the potato out.

[NightAceArcher]

This was my first Fluffee video

[rawsandwich]

Ahh back in the day

[Person100ist]

He has a creepy fetish 0.o

[Tigerpuffer]

How would the potato stand upright? Because if it went in sideways... o.O

[nathan96berry]

potato the irish sex toy

[jonnyandquinn]

@nathan96berry basterd! im irish and a chick! just kidding about the bassturd part...

[nathan96berry]

@jonnyandquinn lol im english sorry if it offended you :(

[jonnyandquinn]

@nathan96berry you didnt im british-irish-english so it fine

[nathan96berry]

@jonnyandquinn lol okay its just ino the irish hate us english so i didnt want you to rage at me :L

[jonnyandquinn]

@nathan96berry really im both so.... yup i am very strange

[nathan96berry]

@jonnyandquinn hehe were all special in our own way :)

[jonnyandquinn]

@nathan96berry true true where you from???im in you sa(usa)

[nathan96berry]

@jonnyandquinn im from england west yorkshire

[jonnyandquinn]

@nathan96berry Dublin Ireland

[nathan96berry]

@jonnyandquinn cool :)

[DjangoEX]

"She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation."

[lemurfan123]

It should have been 'Apple in the Ass'.

[hogwartzgirl]

There is a between! Cause one of my dogs, Kassie, plays with a potato. She tosses it around and chews on it like it's a dog toy. No joke!

[Rougemoviesandgames]

maybe hes a nudist

[jarrettbank]

if u dont think its possible make a vid of u falling ass first on a potato LOL

[MegaStarRater]

how is he not laughing

[TopCityPrince]

I wonder if he put on clothes before he went to the hospital.

[chrisalex5498]

1:47, i litterally just spit all of my milk from my cereal onto the computer

[Pawc4]

omfg u sound and act like a friend at school

[ngobi1231]

be careful potato head potato ass is coming heheheheh

[Abercrombieand1Bitch]

In the story it says about the docto who removed it:

"She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation."

WTF

[TheSnowyice]

@Abercrombieand1Bitch *dies laughing*

[NFSLOVER78]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD holy shit. thats funny as hell. :DDDDDDD

[BallDrive]

That's one

*Sunglasses*

Hot potato.

YEEAAAH!

[Jennifer123001]

lol.!!!!

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

i'm pretty sure the main purpose for curtains is so that no one can see you naked. sooooooooo what was the purpose of putting curtains up if he was naked??

[kek97ful]

i like 1:47

[SRTKyle98]

149 has potatos up there assholes!!

[amorhide569]

Like Ray Williams Johnson says, He gave himself a Self-Potato

[bpreston695]

dude that's some sick shit but hilarious

[quoolquat]

Maybe he had buttered the potato in preperation for baking.

[Rodavon]

You know, you left out the fact that this was a man of the fucking CLOTH!

[AMPX3sal]

lmfao i almost spit take my orange soda lol

[ronnieway1]

Can't rape the willing!!

[1997Mileyfan]

This is one of the classic Fluffee videos. Why can't u make some more like this?

[darkchild500]

i swear to god, watching this without laughing is impossible

[200268118]

OMFG!!! i'm watching this at 3 a.m, and i'm LMFAO!!! my parents are gonna get mad bc i'm being so loud. you're freaking hilarious.

[Carthrine327]

RAWR.

[lucidnightmare767]

yum yum potato chips -eeew-

[crazyhotelworker67]

try getting a foot in your ass in your sleep

[Angelplayer991]

sad that the potato chip was wasted

[asdfghjklangie]

the guy who did this probably was also the jarsquatter guy .

[TheSpartan1024]

LOL put the transcribe audio on, its never right

"really sweating ass from reaching for those koreans

[hillmanhuskey1970]

oooowww shit thats gotta hurt eewww right guys

[TheDounttron]

It's in there pretty deep... KILL IT WITH FIRE

[LionProductions56]

@TheDounttron baked potato in his ass 

[beachballize]

ouch!

[bellacullen124]

how did they get it out

[w140fan]

@bellacullen124 very carefully:)

[berserker276]

I got here from hearing about a pregnant 92 year old..

[ICEWOLF7600]

hey watsup

[Rhabarbermarmelade1]

"I don't want people seeing my little penis" XD LOL

[The1andonlykazzy]

at lest he had fun b4 it got stuck lol

[Weasels30]

Maybe the guy that got the potato in his ass is a nudist...

[chicopedasos]

canadians are weird.

[legoincplx4x5]

i have fbook on another tab lol

[fastnbang1]

@legoincplx4x5 haha me too :D

[legoincplx4x5]

@fastnbang1 yay face book

[fastnbang1]

@legoincplx4x5 i know right!!!

[fastnbang1]

@legoincplx4x5 Facebooks Awesome!!!!!

[heydumbass17]

The potato was like, "Assume position!"

[lovemynephew456]

haha y is he so funny?

[likeomgutube]

@lovemynephew456 because you have no sense of humor

[lovemynephew456]

@likeomgutube im sorry but was that supposed to piss me off and yes i do have a sense of humor that is why i was laughing dumb ass :)

[likeomgutube]

@lovemynephew456 because you have no sense of humor

[lovemynephew456]

@likeomgutube u are so fuckin lame

[likeomgutube]

@lovemynephew456 because you have no sense of humor

[lovemynephew456]

@likeomgutube i do cuz im laughing at right now bitch

[likeomgutube]

@lovemynephew456 because you have no sense of humor

[trinketbox1]

In analyzing this story, I'm coming to the conclusion that this was not a "potato" as we know it. Probably curly fries.

[beautyquenn101]

@trinketbox1

no it was a potato people stick weird things in their ass.

[trinketbox1]

@beautyquenn101 It's really sad on YouTube when you have a certain amount of the population that just doesn't get a joke. Yes, people do "stick weird things in their ass" - like their head.

[beautyquenn101]

@trinketbox1

I knew it was a joke, but the way you wrote it, it sounded like you didn't believe the story, he was telling. Like the news article used the word potato but they meant something else(we all know newspapers word things differently to make a story more scandalous)

[LOVINGYOU141]

his butt hole must be rrrreeeaaaalllllly big! hahahaha why would you hang curtains naked!

[ComedyLoverGirl]

Fluffee do you keep a link of ur cool videos on facebook?

[shanedawsonluv123]

OMG This really works

1. Jump off a building

2. Die

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@shanedawsonluv123 Didn't a guys fall from the 40th floor and live to tell the tale?

[beautyquenn101]

I've watched this 100 times because it is so funny but one thing I don't get is wouldn't he have smashed the table too???? Why didn't he have splinters from falling on the table????

[AMILLA12]

Omg thats frikin hilarious at 1:49

[sexyaazzz22]

I enjoyed Your Short Film

[glob12569]

could you please stop using bad words because your really funny and i keep getting in trouble.

[beautyquenn101]

This story is funny times 10,000

[Similaar]

i really lol'd at 1:49

[RILEYOKAMI]

@Similaar i know i cant even type im laughing so hard at that XD

[ROCKisBETTERthanPOP]

I wonder if he ate it.

[Rawdog65]

1:08

Put the potato on the kitchen table he was munching on........

so he was munching on a table?

[thedamienist]

Alright im pissed here i see all this crap u have about buying fluffy talks crap but u dont have it in fat fucker sizes u have 1x is the biggest ive seen get some 4-5x then id probley make u rich buying it

[something1963]

i feel bad for the potato :P

[JOHNNYCFC18]

147 people also got a potato in their ass

[iToasterman]

@JOHNNYCFC18 148 now D:

[midnight10495]

@JOHNNYCFC18 now 149!

[bigballsbigslong]

i got a carrot stuck up my ass once

[emowithbridge]

@bigballsbigslong Yeah i bet...

[ladymopar12j]

thats a fucked up story get it fucked

[LuRockz]

Maybe his asshole is very wide?

simple solution

[TheUnluckyGnome]

oh God i remember it Ewwwww it cracked

[TheUnluckyGnome]

i guy did this with a jar

[theicnerd1]

who else has fbook on another tab :D

[TheOffice2212]

@theicnerd1 I do

[MiyukiHoney2011]

@theicnerd1 fuck yesh D: 

[r3s3da]

@theicnerd1 I doo:D

[SuperNeonCupcakes]

@theicnerd1 ME :D

[jechnowens]

@theicnerd1 they have their potato in side ways

[marshmallowgirl4life]

man rapes potato...yea that would be a good name for this vid!

[marrr1mbanator]

that dude was a perv

[xianxiu]

if the guy saw 1 man 1jar he probably wudve changed his mind about putting a potato up his ass. it wudnt surprise me if the guy was wondering if he was gay becoz i know this other guy wantd to know if he was gay and he said he suckd on a pickle for a few minutes was totally not into it and never questioned his sexuality again.

[xianxiu]

this video shouldve bn called "man raped by potato" not that thats believable either

[ryanneuman1]

hahahahahahaha man this gave me a laugh. your awesome bro

[thehousesitters]

147 people have shoved a potato up their ass before.

[Rock4Eva8D]

Ye that was on 100 ways to die.... coz I watch that all the time... what's the name of it again? ... I need some friends. anyone?

[ProfessorClad]

poor GLaDOS!

[13krg]

the like bar looks like a joint

[kirby53142]

wat if he didnt finish outting up the curtain wen he fell and people saw him while in pain....and how the fuck do u have curtains in ur kitchen..i mean i have curtains but not to the point were i have to stand up naked o.O wat was this guy thinking?

[OhBallsToMe]

i adore the was you say house :]

[TheRAPEtime]

Been there done that

[wnwanted94]

My mom is a nurse at a local hospital, and she tells me some really crazy-funny stories.

Like the time this guy walked in and told them that he fell butt-naked onto a glass bottle, and the bottle got stuck in his butt hole. Be careful where you step, friends ;P

[killdude54]

50 year old gets patato ownage!

[Sexylove2218]

Lmfao I love him he's so funny

[SuperDarkRogue]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... gross.... men should always wear pants or something over their bits!

[zDeadlyy]

146 people have shoved a potato up their ass.

[VEVOTroll]

it was probably and idaho potato

[acote141516]

@fallenjedi1977 it was a sweet potato...but now it's sour '~' ew lol

[MrCofeebean]

i love the way he says "bag" at 2:43

[xNeo2Rememberx]

HAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE HOW THAT SHIT WOULD FEEL

[ManicSmile1]

Yup... I'd totally do fluffee

[lolerz51]

@hopefulbeef who the fuck is goatse

[Juggalo01ify]

maybe he made french fries

[hopefulbeef]

such a goatse wannabe

[348cooldude]

How does a potato go up a dudes ass

[MrMasonx742]

now thats why my ex gf is such a bitch

[omogaju]

the wind spread his butt cheeks apart...lol...you funny dude

[brandn2245]

FUCCKIN FUNNIEST VIDEO EVAAAAAA!!

[SharinganBoy9899]

he can poop it out

[Andreahh95]

Like honestly, WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION? I never hear about this stuff ._.

[harrypotteriscool123]

where do you get this info?? i loled so hard i almost peed myself...

[TehBuddaChris]

haha that reminds me of that one episode in 1000 ways to die - mercury in uranus

[mgdallas1]

Soooo funny!!

[werewolfgirl1995]

You'd be surprised what people shove up their ass

[Kingtj43]

hes probaly a nudest....... :D

[cotequadsport]

colon taters??

[MegaNyc141]

my butthole hurts now -____-

[HoodySings]

did he have a boner when he went to the hospital?

[usarules10]

Dude, where the fuck do get this news dude.

[UpThruSmooth]

Did I say that out loud?

[animefreak134XD]

ok so its possible there's this guy/girl watching this nude guy hanging up curtains who then falls on a potato which gets shoved up his ass...

[TheBeyblader56]

hah a potato!!!

[ilovujustinbieber313]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[SuperAustyfrosty]

maybe the guy was gay and got fucked up in the ass enough.... wait, he's fifty.... pedophile.....

if not

HE WAS MASTURBATING A POTATO!

[deathikilled121]

if i shoved something up my ass i wouldnt lie, mostly cuz i suck at lying

[danielhoang12]

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THESE STORIES FLUFFEE?

[mojo123inc]

@danielhoang12 read the description he tells you

[dizzle0809]

A guy had the same story about a curtain rod going up his ass. On rotten.com there are pics of a potato and a jelly jar getting removed from a dudes ass.

[h36564]

mmmmmmmmmm french frise why do the tasted funny

[666hellsangle]

Maybe he fell over hit his head upside down on a wood and it flew up it

[vinnieismyname]

man i belive this guy's story but i think the potatoe knew what it was doing and positioned it'self so that he would go up his ass.

[chloerocks1999]

Maybe it was one of those little potatoes?

[wonderfulwill69]

"dude the potato just came out of nowhere!"

[OverdoseOnMe29]

An eatable anal bead....!!!

[WORSELOKS]

once upon a time a gay guy shoved a potato up his ass and liked it. THE END

[ethoamerican]

Fluffee? Where do you get your news from?? :-)

[HelliPilot]

Potato must have had butter on it..

[midnight5631]

hey fluffy i want ur cucumber so that i can......ur so hot.

[doodlerock101]

Aye, whatsup!

[BlueBijouPuppy]

We live in perverted times, my friend

[checkerman100]

@BlueBijouPuppy haha  69 thumbs up, LOL

[buddytazzer]

@BlueBijouPuppy ....hehehe, your comment has 69 thumbs up xD

[AllegoricalAntgonist]

if it will go in, it will come out.