i wish i had an ocelot that acted as my sidekick and would go as far as to bust me out of a heavily guarded prison, fight mutant alien things with me, and be my gunner on certain hover craft
Ocelots are fuckin awesome. Every night, when your asleep, they take a small nible if your soul, then eventully, after 90 or so years, you die. The popular term, is old age.
They called you exotic. Which is just people talk for awesome... Which you are!
nmudzyn 2 days ago 4
i think it's Revolver Ocelot in that room
vladmir202 6 days ago
archer I've never seen an Ocelot ooh shit look his little spot look at hes tofted ears
halo4695 1 week ago
Archer:Lana Lana LLLLLAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lana:WHAT?
Arhcer:He remembers me!
sasusakuca89 2 weeks ago 18
Fucking love this show!
ghstriderkid 2 weeks ago
I love how they don't censor shit any more makes it all the more funnier oh and ocelots are cute ^_^
shadowknight1121 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Still a better love story than twilight.
kristibrud 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Still a better love story than twilight
Flailwielder 3 weeks ago
fox eared asshole.
Aphasia17 3 weeks ago 7
I can totally see Archer adopting Babou and taking care of it himself. Without Woodhouse.
4tehhorde 4 weeks ago 3
@4tehhorde or adopting it for a while, getting it shitfaced and then letting woodhouse take care of it.
TRCcaveman 3 weeks ago
Zekkyou was here
RenatoGPadilla 1 month ago
HAha Best part of the latest episode was all that Canadian talk lol I'm Canadian and I LOVED IT!!!!
FattieAcidProduction 1 month ago
SERPENTINE!
cwpix09 1 month ago 7
YES! ALL OF IT. YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE.
Dagger33 1 month ago 18
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Archer: Lana....LAAAANAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Lana: WHAT!?!
Archer: He remembers me!!!
RottenAppleSeeds 1 month ago 10
@RottenAppleSeeds
That was the highlight of last night's episode.
4tehhorde 1 month ago 5
HE REMEMBERS ME
angbi 1 month ago
Their reunion was great "HE REMEMBERS ME" XD
mountaindewking100 1 month ago 7
This is me on Minecraft today.
avw94 1 month ago 8
He doesn't play Minecraft, clearly..
MalekZFighter 1 month ago 28
@MalekZFighter
Don't get it.
gforce1710 2 weeks ago
@MalekZFighter
I don't think they're in the 2000s yet...
hinatasexslave 1 week ago
False.
90 percent of ocelots do not have tufted ears.
HeeeeyDicky 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@HeeeeyDicky well it was the 10 percent.
omichron420 1 month ago 2
@omichron420 I *AM* THE TEN PERCENT!
HeeeeyDicky 1 month ago
Archer sounds so cute. :D
QueenAnime99 1 month ago
Revolver bobcat.
Al0neStillAlive 1 month ago
What show is this?
Samulise 1 month ago
@Samulise I do believe the answer you are looking for is "Archer"
Advenger22 1 month ago
revolver ocelot has tufted ears?
nevermoonawolf 1 month ago
I don't know alot about Pam, and apparently I know even less about ocelots.
Mastadocnox 1 month ago
archer saying holy shit priceless
venen22 1 month ago
Lol his name is Babou, that's so cute
zavulon06 1 month ago
full scene here watch?v=zvZM2IxM3xs
darkaether121 1 month ago
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Great, now i can never play Metal Gear Solid without laughing when Revolver Ocelot is on screen.
Evilatem 2 months ago
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Evilatem 2 months ago
I loved this scene
hoosierhiver 2 months ago
He's desperate to play with something. It's like meowschwits in there....
NightfallIV 2 months ago 96
Lol every time i see this it cracks me the hell up. So bloody random! "look at its tufted ears!!" lmao!
luckdragon88 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
"It's like Meowchwitz in here"
Slowmone 2 months ago 2
2 people have never seen an ocelot.
alawnmowerblade 2 months ago
holy shit look at its tiny spots LOL :)
DJcarfreak 2 months ago
"What was that?!"
"ugh that was my stupid ocelot."
"I never seen a ocelot!!"
LOL! Fucking love Archer!
Blackrose1716 2 months ago 2
what's his name?
Baboo
....I LOVE IT.
chilliy2503 3 months ago
@chilliy2503 Should have been "buyer's remorse"
keenweezy14 2 months ago
watch out, this time *twirls guns* it's got twelve shots.
Penumbra505 3 months ago
The ocelot is a pig cop from Duke Nukem 3D
emby85 3 months ago
I think this is the happiest Archer has ever been, hahaha.
VooDooXII 3 months ago
@VooDooXII he sounds like hes stoned
warisanswer 3 months ago
the cherry on top is how archer looks in the bottom left corner with a cautious face and then he switches to a child-like smile.
bladedaawesome2 3 months ago
this would be my exact reaction too
igglefan912 4 months ago
Why doesn't anyone have the footage of Archer throwing darts in good quality!?!?
With the salad onto Caesar line!?!
MistahBJD 4 months ago
Um... I don't think ocelots have tufted ears. Still cute though!
JCReiki 4 months ago
i wish i had an ocelot that acted as my sidekick and would go as far as to bust me out of a heavily guarded prison, fight mutant alien things with me, and be my gunner on certain hover craft
Kickasss119 4 months ago
I was the same way when I first saw an ocelot. Its amazing how a deadly creature like that is always seen as adorable until it is to late.
Blasted2Oblivion 4 months ago
@Blasted2Oblivion Shit bro... LIKE SOME WOMEN HAHAHAA
DO You mind if I take your quote/comment -- it fits perfect for that...
dalesalsa 3 months ago
@dalesalsa no problem....
Blasted2Oblivion 3 months ago
Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?
Deanovo1 5 months ago
Should be called buyer's remorse. Damn thing's sick all the time. (Also, it's crepuscular.)
s0mack 5 months ago
It's really odd to see archer care about something other than himself for once.
Nanook128 5 months ago
1 person doesn't like spots
drr281 5 months ago
it's probably armed with a colt .357
UtubeH8tr 5 months ago
Hahaha I love this episode mostly for this one scene. So great.
fenderguy0982 5 months ago
Jon Benjamin has such an awesome voice!
MultiPearl007 5 months ago 3
THE TRAIN DWARF WAS REAL!
4tehhorde 6 months ago 3
this is my favorite episode, its got the ocelot and Cyril jacking it to the telephone
lesjodan 6 months ago
@lesjodan
Which we've established is what he was doing...
4tehhorde 5 months ago
I've never seen an ocelot.....
TheCruefan94 6 months ago
Archer is so awesome
killkilllaugh2 6 months ago
That ocelot is DEFINITELY a pig cop from Duke Nukem 3D.
emby85 6 months ago
I just added an edited version of this to my Xbox Live profile lol
Jman4Life45 6 months ago
Watching this vid makes we want to get an Ocelot now...
ObscuroSknim1234 6 months ago
Archer: "I'll tell you what I'm not doing Lana and that is negotiating with a god damn cyborg."
Lana: "That's just a voice modulator"
Archer: "You don't think cyborgs have that technology?"
golfpapabravo06 7 months ago
I got the feeling he was just plain high on life after the cancer episodes.
PootisScootis 7 months ago
what the hell is an ocelot?
TheVrdlfe 7 months ago
@TheVrdlfe a dwarf leopard
HeavyMetalVagabond 6 months ago
She doesn't love her Ocelot :(
1CaptainAustralia1 7 months ago 2
"we seriously need to stop at a pet store and get him a play toy....its like, meowschwitz in there."
ledzeppelinfan163 7 months ago
"LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS!" ROFLMFAO!
decimator22 7 months ago
LOL
jamesboulton 7 months ago
Ocelots are fuckin awesome. Every night, when your asleep, they take a small nible if your soul, then eventully, after 90 or so years, you die. The popular term, is old age.
Burntherope11 7 months ago 2
Thats is cute and scarey
SpeedTyper101 8 months ago
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grow up kids i would not find this Lame as shit funny if i was 5 zZzZz LameO
PANTSDOWN555 8 months ago
@PANTSDOWN555 k
SRStrollisSRS 8 months ago
@PANTSDOWN555 fail troll much? lol
indestruct1bl3 8 months ago
I've never seen an Ocelot either until I just Binged it. No wonder Archer freaked, they're pretty awesome. Thanks Archer!
iNinjaBuddy 8 months ago
@iNinjaBuddy Awesome as kittehs are, I dunno if going on ocelot binges is healthy...
TrueRPJesus 7 months ago
haha! May we all have such a zest for awesomness as does Archer!
Mandelbrotmat 8 months ago
1 person got bitten by an Ocelot
TNFPP 9 months ago
This is one of my favorite eps. The Ocelot, Pam at the end, Cyril going batshit, the shootout. Just awesome.
07azunyan 9 months ago
It's like Meowschwitz in there!
Rhademanthus 9 months ago
I love how he starts feeling really bad for it for the rest of the ep.
facecycle 9 months ago
I want to have an ocelot in my condo...but that bitch Trudy Beekman who heads the co-op board says it violates the rules.
unclebud99 9 months ago 38
Ah...Baboo
victorrain 10 months ago
@ProgDrummerJG I prefer 7
benfox80 10 months ago
@ProgDrummerJG did you watch the episode?
moriya2k2 10 months ago
@ProgDrummerJG Crepuscular?
moriya2k2 10 months ago
Keep pressing 4 for Lolz
daftpunkman65 10 months ago
I wish I had that kind of enthusiasm all the time, for everything.
tonyschitte 10 months ago
my favorite scene in this Archer episode is this part:
Archer:"They wont Pam, they're programing wont allow it."
Kidnapper:"What?
Lana:"Dont ask"
Archer:"Plus if they shoot Pam, I'll shoot Carol!"
senorbusyman 10 months ago
what episode is this?
STDSkateboards 10 months ago
@STDSkateboards S2, E10: "El Secuestro"
aje120 10 months ago 17
Never gets old. LOL
Bombsofglory 10 months ago
HEY CAROL, WHAT"S HIS NAME!?
Baboo!
I LOVE IT!!!
Imareject1 10 months ago
we should totally get a tire swing or some stuff to play with...cause it's like meowschwitz in here
babytweeze85 10 months ago 3
I agree with dools93. Like Archer: "I've never seen an ocelot!"
SquirrellyBoy36 11 months ago
whoever doesn't watch this show is an ass !!!!
dools93 11 months ago
I think this is the only time in the entire show's run where I thought Archer was adorable. xD
minaminokyoko 11 months ago 77
@minaminokyoko Yes! Similarly: "I'm lead negotiator!," from the same episode.
aje120 11 months ago 19
@minaminokyoko Yeah, his inner child just kicks in at random
sonar357 9 months ago
@minaminokyoko How about the whole "Grill me a cheese" scene. Archer acting like a spoiled little ten year old.
tf2whackyengineer 9 months ago
Lol best show ever
DeeHood 11 months ago
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS! look at its little spotsss :)
iJDM03 11 months ago 97
Look at his tufted ears!
aje120 11 months ago 77
@iJDM03 Get that thing some toys, its like meowschwitz in there.
FutureMarine1775USA 6 months ago
Its like meowschwitz in there.
Aphasia17 11 months ago 172
@Aphasia17
I love how visibly pleased with himself he is when he thinks of that.
pu171103 9 months ago