Elegant Elliot Offen Vs Steve Langford

[knoxklay11]

Bullshark testosterone messes up ur balls, man

[Beachrunner333]

Those are "guns"??....those arms are embarassing

[daabaa1]

i would love to punch him in the face, fucking pussy

[ChicagoIrishman]

How much spit has been flying out of his fat mouth onto Langford?

[corvozoppicando]

This guy,....is, AWESOME!!!!



[borovitz]

broke my hand....RIGHT....

[nonplayerzealot4]

Put some DOGSHIT on his hair, Arnold!  Riiiight?!

[ofcoursehesthefarmer]

THAT'S GANSTA TALK!

[punished240sx]

PCP is a hell of a drug .

to bad it makes you scratch your sideburns off and mugg a 10 year old kid for his shirt ~

lifting those keys so much made his arms big as hell

[youngTaharka]

ALL I KNOW IS NOBODY BETTER DISRESPECT ELLIOT AT THE STAGE DELICATESSEN !!!

[zigzagbigbag]

The reason he left so quickly after punching the door frame was to go nurse his hand. He wanted to cry but held it together long enough to escape the camera. I guarentee when he got out of range of the cameras he pulled off the gove to check for a break.

[SlamJaw]

@zigzagbigbag That's what I thought as well. Nevertheless this is one of his best performances.

[zigzagbigbag]

@SlamJaw My fav apperance was the "Robin cunt face" argument. This was good too.

[brentduncan18]

dude looks tired with the bags under his eyes

[JBLAKIE1]

@WolfAttackFromSpace

you're a braindead, dehydrated, anemic, diabetic

riiiiiiiight cunt face

[Facingmecca]

"HEY, STUPID, RIIIIAGHT?"

[RasputinSir]

THANK GOD HOWARD DOESNT HAVE THAT STUPID GROWNUP MIDGET ON THE SHOW

[pinoi78]

STEVE LANGFORD left the show?!? DOUCHE!

[southrules]

Put the keys down, you fucking freak, RIGHT

[kdj997]

Langford looks like a guy who would shit himself...I love him though

[drkats]

What's the back story on this? What is the video he is holding? I don't get it.

[gothamjediknight]

@drkats Elegant Elliot Offen Dehumanized By Violet, right! This is the video where Elliot gets defamed, degraded, dehumanized, debased, derided, riight!!! By the gorgeous Violet Maliver, riight! Violet Maliver, riiight!!!!

[jschultzVII]

I really hope that creep is in jail or a straight jacket. Hairbrush up the ass, RIIIIIIGHT?????

[xn117]

RIGHT

[morrieswigs]

"i broke all her fingers forever" lol

[whatislovedonthurtme]

whoooooa!!!! funny. he thinks he's like a 1940's gangster.

[musiccalgary]

Poor keychain...

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[jonqdrum]

there are some people that could be rubbed out, and not only would nobody notice or care, but the world would be a better for it.

[musiccalgary]

@jonqdrum Like Langford...

[Intellect81]

that is quite an outfit Elliot is rocking....RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG­HT

[jaliacorbeil]

"You're talking like a sissy" LMFAO!!

[MsNatmo]

Oh man... Elliot gives me the heebies AND the jeebies.

[PhillyLucky7]

This guy is a total piece of garbage.

[msannethr0pe]

the king of filibusters

[fyakilla]

lmao, you know he hurt his hand at the end thats why he takes off. what an idiot.

[Georgie2500]

this guys a poser, never been in a fight in his life, let alone been in a jail cell.

[TheLivingHermit1]

@Georgie2500 You can find his mug shots on google and there's a bunch of cops that have called the Stern show to talk about it. That was before he became proud of his criminal past, so he would deny it all then.

[Lvduggo69]

Wow I get a comment from a fucknut after 9 months and she can't seeee that I was joking

How dence !

U prob love robin to get soooo angry at my joke. Ps. F. Robin ! And u for not having a sence of humor. Peace and love !

[jquin42000]

Quite a shame how often people use the word genius, which is meant to be used only sparingly. This "man" is not a genius. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz was a genius. Compare their achievements and you'll see how silly you sound by calling an abusive cross dresser a "genius."

[TheLivingHermit1]

@jquin42000 They call him genius because he used to call Stern that all the time before he started saying "Riiight?!".

[joshyohey]

I wonder what's really wrong with Elliot. He must have some form of mental disorder.

[Blackshayde]

It's all just a clever ruse. When the camera is not running Elliot is a completely normal man. Marketing genius.

[ssallen1s]

Mr. Ellliot, please run for president in 2012.

[shoplifter2]

Seriously whatever it is this man suffers from he is unbelievably hilarious

[gothamjediknight]

Painlessly, effortlessly, and INDEFATIGABLY, RIIIIGHT!!!!!!!

[729Drew]

Langford is such a nerd lol

[easudol]

He should be on WWE, would be the best act since Razor Ramon...

[m0ntr099]

this guy is genius theres no doubt..the way he intrigued everyone purposely and elaborately just to promote himself and dvd is just pure genius.

[jgp1476]

113 "Riiiights"

[ChicagoIrishman]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

[ChokeasWeToke22]

hey stupid riiiiiiight!

[TheRealEzzy]

I've always wondered how he doesn't blow out his voice. His normal voice is just screaming. AND ITS NONSTOP RIIIGHT?

[ChuckyTheEnforcer]

fucking maniac....i love this guy

[gothamjediknight]

torrid, brutal, sexual violence, right!!

[KanWoo76]

This dude is the epitamy of rage and ampness! Roid rage without the roids. "How are these guns looking?"

[FREAKNIZZLE100]

I think Elliot is completely sane, and he could be one of the greatest actors ever.

[DOGxDAYxSONxRISE]

Elliot is crazy..right?!?! Eliiot is fuckin' insane...right?!?! Elliot is funny as hell...right?!?!

[jryan1971]

Offen been bent over a chair.

[eltrut96]

Someone needs to put this nutbag in a coma.........or a grave

[RawBertManzanilla]

In you rectum, riiiiiiight?

[katey1dog]

I don't know whom is more nuts, Riley or Elliot.

[sgrroiii]

Is that Paul Stanley of KISS ?

[2000jago]

@sgrroiii no its Dee Snider of Twisted Sister

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@2000jago its horrible that Dee and Elliot look like twins lol

[2000jago]

@KCArmstrongXIIV Agreed! One of the coolest guys and one of the biggest douchebags. Offen should be honored to even be mentioned in the same sentence as Dee Snider!

[sjm066]

Dont ever interrupt me PUNK CHUMP SUCKER, RIIIIIIIGHT

[anticaveman]

what a retard. right?

[magoosh08]

@ 12:38 a confused and scared woman looks like she's trying to leave the store but he is blocking the doorway. After hearing Elegant say he will urinate, defecate, and ejaculate on Langford she turns and walks away.

[smjjohnson]

What an asshole

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

Since his first appearance on Stern, Offen has apparently went off the deep end. He was always screwy, but he's just absolutely insane now!! He's not making any sense at all!!! I liked him better when he was a cross-dresser.

[FreezeInfinite]

I can't stop watching this video. He is so entertaining.

[temdatli]

Metal door frame 1, Elegant Elliot Offen 0, rriiiiight?!

[callowaymotorcompany]

LOL he hit his hand right in the corner of that door.. i bet he was crying as he walked down the street.

[1weslee1488]

jew at work 

[porpus99]

When Elliot starts that argument about hair at 10:20 after listening to it i nearly shit my pants from laughing so much XD

[clutchcrippler]

omfg elliot is a piece of shit. I would kill him if someone put me in front of him with my .40 cal.

[bishop102]

At the end of the video he went to go ice his hand.

[NirvanaCobain92]

"13 felony convections right?????!!!!!"

"State and Federal Rackatearing Charges right?????!!!!!"

[zikobeetlejuice]

Elliot is a genius he's just acting

[Lydok]

@zikobeetlejuice Just acting my ass. Check out the bags under that guys eyes. He is run down and mentally not at rest.

[soyrizo]

@Lydok I'm with you man...this guy's not acting, he's a genuine fucking nut-job.

[xMadmax5x]

what a pompous loudmouth ass, riiight?

[clutchcrippler]

@xMadmax5x omfg I have dreams of gutting this retard alive.

[dontleademsomuch]

i watched the whole clip,do i get a prize?

[JohnWFern]

I love Steve Langford and the Howard 100 News, but I could only make it through a minute-and-a-half of this video. Elliot Offen is so damn annoying ("RIIIIGHT?"). I have no idea what he's babbling on about.

[yakomuto]

He's very eccentric, look at all the keys he's holding I wonder what they're all for

[oilkills]

I Give You More Abuse! RIIIGHT!!!

[RoadDogXVIII]

I love the guys in the background making fun of Elliot Offen.

[rodneystiffington]

Steve Langford's mother is a cunt RIIIIIIGHT

[HateClips]

riiiiight?

[jakeintempe]

This guy is an evil genius.

[Lvduggo69]

Aaaaaa hahahaha ! He hurt his hand ! He would of kept talkin forever if he didn't hit the frame of the door !

Langford is such a looser. He wanted Elliot to hit him so he could get airtime. Toooooooooo bad it didn't work.

F. Robin ! Riiight ?

[iownyouall4444]

@Lvduggo69

at least langford can probably spell loser dumbass.

[dandiacalbody]

Elliot is the fucking man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i agree true Legend

[PimpWizard3000]

elliot offen is a living legend!

he deserves his own TV show!

who agree's with me?

[Manu23ification]

this guy is too laided back, he's needs to snort some coke or something...

[Satchel334]

Elliot may work out a lot. But he needs to get some laser or plastic surgery to take care of those awful bags under his eyes.

[Jdem88]

i dont know why hes banned, hes the only guest that howard doesnt have to say anything to, elliot will talk for hours and hours

[Mrgyn]

Riiiiight?

[mexdodge]

Steve Langford is a bulldog! He aint' scared a lick.

[Kwilsonkx450]

I broke my hand, Riiiiight??? I think thats why he left so fast,he had to of hurt his hand

[kalpal67]

i broke my right hand leeeeeft? oh i mean riiiight?

[cerebralpalsy123]

Shylock talk??

[iown813]

A BEEFSTEW AND A FLUNKIE, RIIIIGHT

[Ironheadheyward]

i'd ko this fucking loser

[meth062]

0:03 WHILE U GOT THE CAMER OUT.......

then goes insane for tewnty minutes.....

[ShiroRX]

this video is scientific proof that the mentally ill are hilarious.

[nualbert41]

he says right wayyyyyyy too much

[mexdodge]

@nualbert41 say that again and you're beef stew!!! RIGHT

[Damondeeh20]

this guy is a pyhsco.

[Vulturefood]

is the one with the "big guns" retarded

i've seen a few video's of him on youtube (thanks to H Stern) and i never seen him crack anybody over the head yet.

is he trying to be a dice clay wannabe STUPID

loud bark, that acts and looks like a rat thats holding a 25 year old grudge.

[elmuhfuh]

hes not retarded. hes just insane. seriously insane. whats amazing is that he has probably the best vocabulary ive ever heard. other than his dehumanizing video and his fitness manuscript hes done nothing but bring listeners to stern lots of laughs. hes not a comedian or anything. what got him on stern was his hobby of jogging 16 miles a day in new york in womens underwear. at some point he quit being feminine and wearing womens underwear and thongs and started with this "gangster" schtick.

[SuperDaLINKwent]

@elmuhfuh very true;he's crazy,not stupid

[sochill711]

my favorite wack packer i love this creep

[LostWolf76]

....will send shivers into your rectum....

[DaveCondie]

I've only known about this trainwreck for 24 hours and I hate his F***ing guts. Someone needs to take him out back behind the barn and take care of his yappy mouth.

[cougar1233]

You think you could??

[handicappedonkey]

RIGHT

[Aboxatax]

Left

[jbchar666]

someone needs to film themselves starting shit with this ugly ass and put it on youtube so I can laugh my ass off

[dillonb2002]

Motherfucker is crazy.

[rebirthoftheflesh]

You're gonna put me on world-wide cable raaadio, stupid!

[HotShotVQ35]

elliott is a fag, and needs to have the shit beat out of him

[lovemesomebeer]

gangsta talk, riiiight?!

[abovethecloudsLA]

RIIIIIIGHT ?

[cerebralpalsy123]

elliot puts the maniac in megalomaniac

[MBK54]

if more people knew who eliot was I would be him for halloween. wet mullet, elbow pads, 80s soccer cut-off, 100 keys on keychain, batting gloves (accessories rule)

[zjg5001]

haha that's awesome...I wanted to do the same thing but like you said, everyone would be clueless...maybe I would've done it if I lived in New York City.

[TheProjektcc]

how has he not died of a heart attack yet?

[bums1955]

elliot is queer , riiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghtttttt

[abovethecloudsLA]

13 FELONY CONVICTIONS !!!!!

[wasp9]

RROOIGHT?!

[bigdud12345]

guy needs to get knockedout and humbled down that faggot

[tovara22]

RIGHT!!

[WroughtDeathVids]

LMAO put some horse shit on his grey hair

[meltedsunshine]

Elliot is nuts, but it's funny as hell to watch him talk. He gets real passionate when he talks about his felony convictions and all the peoples asses that he kicked. All we ever hear about is how he is running around NY in a damn leotard.

[hiphopguru81]

@meltedsunshine he actually was a major criminal and got away with alot of shit for a long time.He was slick

[meltedsunshine]

@hiphopguru81 yes he sure was LOL he is a trip, a damn slick fool is what he is. But he has been kinda silent since he hit someone in a car or something a while back.

[grogtgs]

Can someone please count the number of times he says 'right' ? I bet it's more than 50 for the entire clip

[Ehb1026]

I had the guy around the trachea I was cutting off his air supply... Right? RIiigghhht??

Offen is a genius.

[oilkills]

Steves cerebrum and cerebellum and medulla oblongata are covered with rigor mortis and formaldehyde, and he has erythroplasia of Queyrat!!! Thats cancer of the...

[elsquibbs]

"Put some horseshit on his gray hair."

"Put some dogshit on his hair... make it dark and brown. Arnold get some feces and rub it on his hair."

HAHAHAHA

[fishfinsheat]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Hes got so much stamina ive never seen anything like him!!!!!! LOL!!!!! Idk why howard doesen't bring em back.

[purepisco]

Not my gorgeous hair riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !!!

[purepisco]

hahaha i actually seen this guy one day in my neighborhood this guy is a nut job !!!!!

[BIGGPHILL]

who's joe corson?

[trentigalaxy]

he's the head maître d' at the 'State Delicatessen' in NYC> he was dissin' elliot's father at the SD and elegant elliot told him to "cop a stroll." corson didn';t and elliot attacked him and LEFT HIM FOR DEAD

[BIGGPHILL]

thanks

[damiangt]

he left him for dead righttt

[Ionisus]

a gay psycho...hahahahaha!

[luketic24]

lol he left cause he fucked his hand up

[NirvanaCobain92]

13 felony convictions rrrrrriiiiiiigggghhhhhhttt!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bangbangshakeit]

The Elegant one...riiiiiiiiiiight

[TheBryan247]

I think he must have broken his hand when he punched the door. That's probably why he took off suddenly. Had to hurt like hell.

[POWERROCKSNYC]

I'm Talking To You Stupid! RIIIIIIIIIIGHT LOL I ROCK! \m/..\m/

[handicappedonkey]

god is he ugly

[HaHaYOUdumbASS]

anybody want more elegant elliot offen? if so,go to my page i plan on uploading alot of his appearences on stern

[wakisan]

he must be brain deficient, brain damaged, brain defective and brain DEAD! 12:00

[IRS320]

WHAT A FUCKIN MAGNIFICIENT JOINT

this is my favorite video on youtube

[SECONDSHIFTLIVE]

WHAT HAPPENED TO ELLIOT

[IRS320]

SHYLOCK TALK!

[Tiesemans]

That must be some of Columbia's finest he snuffs up his nostrils... :P

Damn he just can't shut the fuck up ...

[stillwaterseven]

OMG. Howard sure can pick the wacks

[blkescalade]

that dude got some wide ass nostrils

[britneystakes]

If I ever see that fucking demented motherfucker on the street, I'll drop him like a bad habit, then fucking piss in his mouth.

[mjccmc82]

Elliot is just freaking out-he loves bullying people and he really hurt his hand at the end of the video-that's why he walked away-he was in so much pain.

[dave850]

chump,punk...sucker!!

[brgabbard]

torrid brutal sexual violence....RIGHT!!!!!!

[micksfrog]

What a douch, Riiiiiight!

[PimpWizard3000]

Riiight?

[kullprit]

riiight

[ElliotOffenTrachea]

randypagan, if you said that to Elliot's face he'd most likely stuff those keys into your oral cavity and down to your alimentary canal riiiiiiight, just like he did to Joe Corsen. That's gangster talk for gastrointestinal tract!! Then he'd maniacally laugh as those keys travel into your duodenum and on to your large intestine riiiiiiight. They'd then travel to your colon, your rectum and out the anus as you defecate those jagged suckers into your John right, that's gangster talk for TOILET!

[xlr8r7]

this guy is a genius!

[jadian19]

I LUV THAT CRAZY FUCKER LOL