Talk Like a Pirate Day: "Mad Sally on Wife Swap"

[JustinsDevil]

lol Mad Sally is a total Lad.... That was one of my face eps, and I didn't know that your husband came up with Talk like a Pirate day! One of my fave days of the year btw... lolll

[zperra]

I like Mad Sally.

[daymyth]

I loved this wife swap it had a great moment of irony, where the family mutiny against the pirate mother as they throw some chest into a shallow pool of water and she denies them their mutiny with legality.

[AngelicDagger]

I hate that show, and hate it more now after seeing pirate pride being treated like crap. Mad Sally the way you and your hub raise your children is brilliant. If only more people were willing to explore the DIFFERENCES in life instead of living plastic cookie cutter ideals. People being so judgmental and fake are the reason people will never truly experience the world.

[braun747]

arrrrg i was furious when they made ye stop being pirates. i wanted to scuttle the whole house!

[HammerBock]

She just puts her self-respect right over the port-bow, doesn't she? Sure rigid, plastic fakeness makes me crazy, especially a holier-than-thou "my **** don't stink" attitude, but so does a "I'm right, you're wrong" proclivity, and a nasty, blind condemnation without consideration for any other way. I saw a rigid, plastic fakeness in Sally as well. She has no idea how alike she and the barbie really are.

[monk4029]

The parents did not grow up as pirates, prolly had normal childhoods, and were given a chance at normal, which is what the children deserve. Child protective services needs to come in and take these kids bc they are not given a balanced perspective or a real chance a understanding real society BTW, this day in age has real live pirates, but they are from Somalia, and demand ransom or real live death.

[OfficialWench]

@monk4029

Monk is making the classic mistake of believing because he/she saw something on "reality TV" that it must somehow be real. The attitude certainly is, but take the events you saw with a grain of salt.

[monk4029]

= I think it's fine for adults to perpetuate whatever world. With children, there comes a responsibility to prepare them for a world that is not based on whatever century Disney made for the Johney Depp like pirates.

[000animefreak]

AY She thy be mad!

It's common sense not to clean up the ship,

it just gets dirty later.

[Worker111111]

Avast, me proud beauty we Pirates are a democratic bunch. We should put it to a Vote. Who say we get the Pirate Jerky and rum out and Vote how will share the work of swabbing the decks, housting the sail, etc....Arrr!

[horrorjunky22]

Oh yeah and uhhhhhh.......What the hell's Wife swap?

[horrorjunky22]

Let her do it! Geez! I'm gonna come and visit 'em, and chill out with 'em and bring my Game systems, and get drunk for the first time on rum!

And everytime they say Arrrrrrr!!!!!!..... I'm gonna say Fuckin' Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! Sweet!

[jettkrash]

Sick your witches broom up your own bung hole.

get back in the kitchen and cook me some grub.

Arrgh!

[ClarinetDan]

It's amazing how many people think they can tell you how to run your lives.

Tell 'em like it is!!!

[MacaroniFilmCo]

O M G  go pirates. do yalls have them colorful birds

[mskerripa]

ARGH!! you tell um

[melianatara]

tell 'em like it is Mad Sally!!

[Obistalker1]

You are amazin, I have a feelin I'm prolly gonna be like ya when I get older. Keep being your amazing self and know that I look to ya fer pirateitude! :)

[originalzombie1974]

ARRR! I didn't even watch the whole episode and I'm on your side! Those people scrubbed off their personality!

[kimiwosukininatti]

Pirate Family rocks!!!!!!!

[mirandasblog]

My questions is NOT why don't you clean your house, it's why don't pay for gas and electricity bills? Why don't you take care of your kids, why do your children live in a flea invested shit hole? But most importantly why hasn't CPS taken your children away? grow up !

[KurosenvsGrither]

Ye scurvy dog.

[CaptinIdaMay]

ARGH!! I be agreeing

[operationturkey]

I say these guys on wifeswap USA last night. I have to say the pirate family was great. It looks like they have loads of fun. The other family seemed like a bunch of idiots who seem to enjoy cleaning... they are the ones with mental issues, not the uber cool pirates!

[AllRequired]

Mad Sally was fantastic. Anyone who can cause an obsessive compulsive cheerleading princess and her mother to tear out their hair is a whole chest of gold in my book.

[usedtobe803]

For the longest time I thought Disney created Talk Like a Pirate Day, because they feature it in their magazine. My husband and I partake in it every year, except my "pirate" sounds more Irish lol.

[JamesTraficant]

one incredibly lame parent

[steelerbacker58]

Pirattitude--lamer than the other family on Wife Swap.

[rjwebster001]

Old Painless, killing, blowing shit up, tobacco, spitting tobacco on slack jawed faggits. this bitch has lost her marbles.

[QueenPirateLass]

oh and pirates rule.

[QueenPirateLass]

haha i want to see that episode of wife swap.

[Sydneylovesu4ever]

lol the organizer lady's daughter on that episode is one of my bestest friends!

love you ashley! <3333

[HallwaysOfAlways]

ashleys a fucking cunt

[dimspace]

i actually feel sorry for her.. the poor girl is going to grow up a neurotic mess. 12 years old or whatever and so obbsessed with how she looks and how they are percieved.. she should get out and play in the mud or something. she is going to have a very very sad neurotic life.. poor kid... daughter of a completely insane parent...

[texgodiva2s]

ta dearie, truer words were never spoken, nor spoken by a more comely wench. I'll clean when I can no longer lift my sword....love it

[TenLakesRealty]

You tell em mad Sally, its no body's business how you live, it took courage to put your life on TV for all to look at, some people are cruel, most likely because they are not living the life they truly want and talking negative about your life is all they have. Be true to you Sally, your right on.

[dedebe4]

The show pits an anal retintive control freak against a family that has a different outlook on life everytime. Life is too short to be that fr***n' picky. I don't want to talk like a pirate but I want my kids to be abnormal thinkers and OPEN minded. A friend of mine puts it best-It's not just about the destination, it's mostly about the journey. Why would anyone WANT to eat off of a floor? Pirate on and have fun! D

[hmchad]

woah this is just stupid....they get this stuff from movies and all. they actually take seriously....its 2007 not 1492. I saw the wife swap too. These people have no life.

[ImproperUsername]

I'd also like to add that I thought the Fine broad of Wife Swap has a serious case of obsessive compulsive disorder that cries out for medication! (Preferably, grog or rum.)

[ImproperUsername]

I'd much rather clean a barn or a garage than clean a house. My gravestone will not bear the words, "She was a wonderful housekeeper."

[grimkitten666]

Power to ya lass! Too many people waste their lives keeping their houses clean while they could be out following treasure maps and whatnot! I say, live life and leave the cleaning for Davey Jones' locker!

[Katalyzt]

You tell them! Hahaha!

Katalyzt

[KilamajaroKen]

I saw that episode, and I was with you guys all the way. While your family seemed to have learned something, it looked like the other family learned nothing. And I found that sad.

I'd like to give an early "Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day" to ye, lass and ye crew. Pirattitude forever!

[UndeadUser]

I watched that episode and was absolutely appalled.

That upper-class twit of a family needs to have a few minutes with the cap'n's daughter, eh?

Your family rules, keep at it.

[UmbrellaWatch]

My house sure damn aint perfect! 3 kids and a busy schedule. Theres more of us like Mad Sally then you all may think! Keep the wind in your sails Sally! -UW

[brokenbride]

Damn skippy!

[MitsuEclipseGirl]

I watched this episode just for ye, Mad Sally. A fine wench ye be. xD

[Gitsie007]

Hahaha!! She's cool.

[pencilears]

"scutwork isn't just for wenches anymore" xD awesome.

[CTRMann]

Don't you mean, "Shove it in your porthole"? Arg!

[TexasCindy]

Arrggggh! What a freak!

[MochibaHud]

haha, funny, who needs a tidy house anyway, all you need is one room that is tidy.