The Captain's Log

[davidls11]

In space, no one can hear you fart.

[TheRootsMan]

This video is pointless, obnoxious and stupid. That's why I like it.

[Anoek66]

first i was like xD and then more like -.-

[jas16899]

LOL BUTTS!!!!!

[djzee1000]

not funny!

[pbradford021]

YAWNNNNNNN.... nothing better to do with your time???

[aralmim]

very funny.... this serial was the most creative from all... even if the effects were poor.

[EmpireLS56KW]

RETARDED not even funny waste of space crated by teenagers with metal age of 7 year old!

FAIL!

[10Pendy]

i bet the captain did a log in his pants after that hahaha

[Brittonsp]

I guess that's why his name's Shat-ner!

[RandyAKing]

A masterpiece.

[Zorn27]

seems to be a rip in space

[archie977]

farts are funny couse no one does them in publick much

[xXxBOOMSHINExXx]

Lol (o:

[scottydawg1234567]

*sniffs* Who fired a phaser?

[ummagumma00]

LAUNCH THAT TORPEDO!

[PupuTheClown]

Captain's log, just went down the john !

[jacketnipple]

alot of star trek fart videos

[zmike6]

0:14 - 0:16 is the best. Definitely some sharting happening in that one.

[waffleownage]

Did someone fire a phaser in here?!

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

i'd always have a captain's log if Janis Rand was my chick

[lahuie]

teabag and fart?

[Dragonfly6160]

Warp 7 farts

[StelarCF]

@Dragonfly6160 fire all *farts*

[brymarc]

wow ... there is a "prequel" to this? hahaha

[zzzyzzzyzzzyxxx]

Captain's Log: Star length 1876.3 parsecs

[NihkiNeon95]

@zzzyzzzyzzzyxxx That took a second to catch.

AHAHAH!

[LunarVenusian]

That sounded really wet...

[CaptainSl0w1]

epic

[goldencorn]

too funny.

[roby14]

some body has a lot of time on their hands.

[Spockaholic]

In space, no one can hear you fart...

Unless, of course, you're Captain Kirk :)

[Hasenbraten01]

Well done !

[SIRMMA]

Bet there´s some gravel in the brown eye by now!

[huettmr]

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

[Chazboi21]

ur a prick

[PeanutNYC]

This is so dumb! But it's so funny. I am alone at work and I'm crying watching this it's too funny!!!!! (Thanks, I needed to see this...)

[edpadden]

Fucking awesome. Five Stars!

[Khan414]

FFS FAIL

[huskernation9]

That last one was wet one

[judiluvshercules999]

omg that was FUNNY !!

[Sniperjoe121]

hes dead jim

[waffleownage]

juicy! =D

[adarias]

IDIOT

[leporidus]

Sounds wet.

[marcus080580]

u need to get a life

[blobber01]

" Atention crew: The bird has flown the coop, I repeat THE BIRD HAS FLOWN THE COOP, over! "

[vocalstar]

TANT FUNNY DOOLEY

[darrylminsky]

stupid

[TheRealBanjo]

OMG! It isn't a real poo! Somebody added a sound effect omg lol!!@!

[gooter80]

ROFLMAO lol WTFBBQ lolololololoololol

[theluckynames]

WTF?

[kevinrdougherty]

hilarious!

[kevinnarron2]

stupid

[1912TitanicGirl]

ROFLMAO.... Sounds like he sh** himself during that!!!

[Bartman954]

Well, they don't call him Bill Shitner for nothing ;)

[cosmoline626]

I'd give you 5 stars for the name alone! HAHAHA XDDD awsome!

[Dragonfly6160]

Explosive decompression

[Danny77uk]

Love the echos!

[Ogreman68]

He needs a newspaper to read!

[Danny77uk]

ROFL at 0:23!!!!! The long drop!

[IJustWatchEm71]

Now I know how he got the last name of SHATner! HA!!

[kolaxanthe]

Is Kirk farting on a tribble? I guess that may be one way of getting rid of them.

[bluestravelingking]

pure creative genius...

[Hasenbraten01]

Really stupid but I like it !!

[nonsuchfabio]

Captain, I'm detecting a lethal cloud of methane gas materializing on the deck of the Enterprise...

[carjucky]

Look at me; middle aged, college educated.....and I still find things like hilarous. Fart # 4 sounds like a duck call.

I do believe Kirk now has a red alert in his drawers !!!

[sortashaman]

Indeed, it does...if Cap't Kirk sat on the duck! Also sounds if he stepped on the whole, damn Tribble nest!

[dddddd51]

fake but this is funny :)

[ShoeMage]

HOLY FUCK?!

ITS FAKE?!

[dethmag]

This shit does'nt even compare to the real farting full motion Star Trek episodes. These were funny 30 yrs ago. Fuckin lame. As lame as me commenting on this vid.

[katzruler]

just don't ask him to sing...

[Nejipromaster95]

oh i get it captins log!^-^

[horseforce]

Freakin' Awesome!

[sbcmarine81]

Romulian Ale and McCoy's Baked Beans are a lethal combination.

[marcusamarrious]

they're so wet

[LucHamill]

Kirk really has a expression of need a toilet. He´s very worry, and not exactly for the danger of klingons

[Nachuelas]

oh, my god... this is a red alert hahahahahahaha

[Nachuelas]

Peillos de todas las clases... algunos hasta con grumos y tropezones...

Interesante este "diario del capitán"...

[HypnoToad72]

Lame.

[GomerDose]

HAAHAHAHA! This is exactly how I drop wolf bait! I lift my ass up just in case I shit a little.

Butt stains are nasty. POOOT!

[glimmer2158]

This answers the question: What did Mr. Spock find in the Captain's toilet?

[BrocWorst]

Those are some nasty sounding farts!

[buscuits79]

soo funny

[HumGuitar]

The ending was lame, but the sounds were hilarious, especially the ones with the reverb (echo) effect. One of them sounded kind of squirrely. I'm lucky to get that sound once in a while when I'm sitting on the crapper, when there is some T-paper close by.

[Thingamajigs]

anal leakage!

[nuh64shleaveoh]

Pooooooopy

[aerobee58]

their tribbles

[etrax2000]

Who ass is that posted on the red railing closest to the right?

[mrfunderful]

jesus, i almost shit my pants just watching this thing...

funny stuff!!!

[NeoGenMike]

I think he might have left a "Captain's Log" in his pants.

[pathes94]

i like the ending :P

[bingbambog]

he has to check his shorts? there were just a few "juicy" ones in there

[webcat93]

thats just wrong

[contessaoreilly]

captain's log or captain's bog?

[dickidirt]

sertain sewageside should you smell this sy an nide!!

[moonclangirl95]

so dumb, yet so hilarious!

[351cleavland]

He's leaking plasma out of the port nacel!!!

[comploo]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen on this site!

I cried with laughter! Simple and hysterical! Keep making them!

[musiclvr79]

Very Funny! However, I sure hope Captain Picard got a new chair after Captain Kirk was done with that one! Phew!!!!

[ReverendSyn]

Picard commands a completely different ship. Kirks chair there was replaced in the refit before ST:TMP. And THAT ship's been destroyed for decades by Picard's time.

[joedablogga]

NNEEEERRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!!!

[ReverendSyn]

ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!

[joedablogga]

Yeah, guilty, but how did you know I was talking to YOU, nerd? :D

[horseforce]

Very simple and funny.

Why do we find this stuff funny?

[morlockmeat]

Ha! And thanks. Beats me why we find this stuff so funny. Maybe because it's such a social "no-no". I've gone a little farther with these and some others I made aren't quite as simple as this one. Checkout "The Trek Quartet" amoung others. It's slightly more complicated to do, but just as fun.

[tkslan00]

I'm almost 50 years old and I laughed my ass off. We're a primitive species, farting, aren't we?

[morlockmeat]

Ha! We sure are. But what makes you think more advanced species don't fart too? Even if it does come through a different orifice!

[MoonarEclipse]

@tkslan00

i like sending friend requests to grown ups that wont rape young women

wut

[CreativeCritisizm]

Captain's log, just went down the john !

[windkraftjoe]

Kirk is a Gas Fabrik.

[raccoonmatinginyour]

LOLOLOLOL!!! So funny!

[choleric1]

I laughed so hard I made doodie in my pants!!

[cakeoutin]

wonderful job

[UndressedQueen]

hahaha very lmfao!