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  • Wait is that the Bates hotel in the background? LOL

  • So does Foamy like or hate Nightmare Before Xmas?

  • hey wanna listen to some cool ideas

    1)MAKE YOUR OWN DAMNED COSTUMES instead of buying

    2)SCARE THE HELL OF EVERYBODY to show them your not kidding

    3) TELL everyone about foamy's halloween rant

    4)IF YOU GO TRICK OR TREATING and some bastard gives you a chocolate to this size->[--]kick his selfish ass until he bleeds

    5)BUY HALLOWEEN DECORS NOT XMAS DECORS and make sure they are scary!!!

  • @IrenaTheWiccan Eild rabbits don't eat as well so the poop is often the size of a skittle.

  • Dude, i have a rabbit, and his turds are bigger than "Fun Size"

  • i dont waste time for putting up decorations for Halloween, in fact i cant wait for it.and i do agree that it is rushed and christmas come around to early. i mean rly 1st day of Nov. and i gotta start listening to watching christmas crap for 2 months

  • ''Tim Burten already established that!!'' ...GOD I LOVE YOU FOAMY XD

  • that is so fucking true people are that fucking stupid as he says

  • @opskiller666 and you're one of them dude

  • @kotsia5742 fuck you pice fo fucking shit man fucking lil bitch fuck you ever had the balls to say that to my face i would fucking beat you till your nothing fucking dumb ass bitch

  • @opskiller666 I MEAN that you say that everybody is stupid but you don't include yourself.Like you don't belong but you do.All people including me are fucking assholes.

    People now made a society that if you live for 4-8 years and the 9th year you will be dead by not standing it.Yes we hate society but you don't have anywere else to go so we have to put up with it .All i am saying is sorry i shouldn't have told you that

  • Lmao sad but true. Right on Foamy!

  • @keatsuki i dont blame them

  • next hallowen and someone comes to your house dressed like a vampire fro twilight tell them "okay get the fuck off my property until you dress like a real fucking vampire"

  • its american chocolate. The first time I had some american chocolate, I gagged. It was fucking disgusting.

  • I totally agree with this.

  • Here's something scary: We're running out of chocolate. Yes, I know that it isn't a fossil fuel and can be grown. Thing is, very few people are growing cacao beans anymore, because it is so expensive to produce and sells for so little that growers often take a LOSS when they grow cacao. That's why chocolate's been getting shittier over the past few years. There is a certain amount of "the chocolate makers are greedy bean-counting bastards", but it's mostly what I just described.

  • in my town we actually have a fucking law that if your over 13 years old its illegal to go trick or treating. the cops will take you into cusdoty if your caught. BIGGEST BULLSHIT EVER.

  • @keatsuki Pedo-fear I guess

  • @keatsuki What the fuck man!? Thats some bullshit!

  • @keatsuki The last time I went trick or treating I was 13, but you know what would be a better idea? Instead of some dumbass age restriction, they should have a curfew and surveillance for Mischief Night: the night before Halloween on which creeps and delinquents go out and TP people's houses, or throwing eggs and soap at them. It's despicable!

  • @keatsuki Seriously?! Wow, not that I go trick or treating anymore.

  • @keatsuki THAT SUCKS D:

  • @keatsuki what town do you live in? that way I can avoid that town. lol

  • @TheMorrbyd north carolina

  • @keatsuki well that sucks.

  • @keatsuki u should move... like seriously that blows...

  • @keatsuki AWW HELL NAW FUCKING COPS R CUNT MUFFINZ

  • @cheyleew XD cunt muffin

  • @keatsuki omg listen to 10 your a dick moments in videogames :P he says fucking cunt muffin also what is a cunt muffin???

  • @cheyleew i have no clue what a cunt muffin is:D

  • @keatsuki how do i add a pic to my account and pm me :D

  • @keatsuki dude in my country about 36 million miles away from yours they don't give you a single candy or cent and if they do, the give you a chocolate with caffeine which is gross like they are trying to poison you, and if they are giving away money the whole night you would have gathered 5 bucks or less.Plus only me and my cousins go trick or treating and that's a bit sad.......so your lucky you have some reason to wait for halloween even if it is illegal =(

  • @kotsia5742 wow just wow.

    we'll i don't really have it the younger kids do but i get what your saying.

  • i shot off couple of shot gun blast and the cops though it was the best thing ever

  • i made a kid cry, it still makes me happy

  • stop fucking downgrading my fucking chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • One issue I've always had since I read it was people calling Dr. Frankenstein's monster Frankenstein.

  • That is one "industrious" video. =p

  • "if u can't hide a razor in it, it's not fun", one of Foamy's best quotes ever! XD

  • They should call "Fun Size" candy bars "Frustrating Size" because they're so damn hard to open!

  • note to self: DONT buy funsized candy. i tried it and it tastes like crap! size dosent make the chocolate better ppl!

  • last week i went to school, and at lunch, bit in to a "fun size" hershys bar and yelled "HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO MUTCH FUN!!!"

  • isnt that the same baby pilz-e killed with the candies of fun a while back... they still have it lol

  • chocolate is getting shitty :((

  • @lycanfan Lucky bastard

  • Edward Cullen sucks ass!!!

  • @lycanfan Did you ever realize you have to sit through hours and hours (and hours) of modern wimpy bullshit to find it?

  • @Nerf1maniac I don't. There's tons of it 'round where I live.

  • I've noticed that especially with Heresy's brand. It tastes like mud. Everything has gone to shit. I miss the 90's.

  • People still watch this?

  • Dude, all of the old school, horrifying greatness is still there. Go to a haunted house, go to some haunted corn mazes, go see a horror movie marathon either on TV or at a revival theater. Fucking look for it man.

  • @lycanfan we fucking shouldn't have to. When I was a kid, if something was too scary, I manned the fuck up.

  • @Theredtail95 I agree that we shouldn't have to hunt for it, but it IS there. Loads of it too.

  • Woot i dresses as seras from hellsing ultimate and gave people with bad costumes the worst stuff in the bowl. Hehe i also told off a twitard who had guyliner as a costume.

  • Notice that the dead baby was one of the ones from a previous episode where Pil-ze babysat?

  • HOLY CRAP ISN'T THIS FUN?!

    

  • Pft. And Jack Skellington was depressed when Halloween was getting too routine. Good thing he's fictional, because I'd hate to see what would happen if he sees what's happened to Halloween.

  • Who actually bites into one of these things and says HOLY CRAP isn't this fun?! Lmfao!

  • Guyliner is not a costume!

  • "Stop fucking with my chocolate!"

    I'm dying! HELP ME! HAHAHAHA!

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  • I agree with Foamy! People, stop fucking up Halloween!!!

  • @BobRoss233 ikr! foamy made so many points in these halloween hoopla videos! and ironically, halloween seems to get worse every year! im 13 and this shit is worse than it was last year and last year was worse than the year before and so on! i remember when halloween used to be good! scary (GOOD) costumes and quality (GOOD) candy and original (GOOD) halloween themes! i miss the few god halloweens i got to have when i was little. -.-

  • Blame the churchy conservatives for this bullshit. They want to keep everything Disney and G rated.

  • @moonfire41 they should make a new one.P-rated.

    It's for the p*****s that make Halloween suck.

  • 1:40 makes me laugh my ass off >.<

    STOP F*CKING WIT MEH CHOCOLATE!!!

  • Love the Nightmare Before Christmas reference...but i agree, no one pays attention to the bloody beauty that is Halloween

  • How can Foamy eat chocolate if he doesn't have a mouth?

  • Foamy is usually funny, but my gosh leaving dead babies at doorsteps is probably the most harsh thing I have ever heard.

  • I find it hilarious that while I'm watching this, there are Twilight: Breaking Dawn ads popping up at the bottom of the vid and on the side bar. XD;

  • SO TRUE ABOUT THE FUN SIZE CANDY! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS RONG WITH THIS PEOPLE IS THE FUN SIZE GOING TO BE FUN OR SO FREAKIN SMALL!

  • i dressed as jason vhoorhees a few years ago shaved my head made stage blood old clothes only thing i bought was the mask im out walking with my kids when some parents come over to me and say i shouldnt be dressed like this cuz halloween wasnt meant to be scary WTF??????? get away from me and my kids u freaks halloween is suppose to be scary not jiggly puff get a freakin clue u morons

  • I absolutely cannot STAND when I spend the whole year making an awesome costume I put my entire heart and soul into, then I go out trick or treating and I get something like fucking animal crackers! Animal crackers aren't candy! And I also get half-ass shit like Play-Doh!! I want my candy!!

    And the people that do give me candy give like, ONE tiny tootsie roll. I swear these people just pull this out of their asses. They probably just went through their cabinets and raided their child's toy box.

  • @ChilliePeppuhz amen you are wonderful and who said trick or treating was just for kids. adults want candy too you know. and with the fucking aconomy now a days its like you get sweets as a treat even tho your an adult. who mad it a law that parents cant have fun too

  • is he rite on a scale of 0 to 50 id say over 9.000

  • I agree food is ment to be eaten instead of shrunk down to ridiculous sizes so people can gawk at them btw smaller than normal sized food is a waste of money like when u bring someone to a fast food resteraunt and u order the smallest burger on the menu thats been on commercials for 2months and everyones still hungry afterwards and u think maybe u shouldve gotten a real burger instead of something smaller than the back of your hand!

  • "Santa has no place in Halloween, Tim Burton already established that", Amen to that, went to a K-Mart in early October and next to their Halloween decorations were their fucking Christmas stuff, WTF?!

  • huh, my work place did the same thing

  • FINALLY! holloween is all about scares! anybody remember when holloween was actually great, haunted houses, hollows, shit like that. back when it was SCARY. thumbs up if you agree!

  • this video is awesome!!! and 24 people dislike this because they are scared of the truth!!! :)

  • Actually, chocolate has become cheaper tasting because factories are producing it differently. In fact, Hershey may be taken to court because they may not be able to call what they're producing right now "chocolate". Fuckin' industries.

  • Guess he doesn't like to be called a hypocrite emo. lolololo

  • lulz, Jonathan removed my comment. 

  • Funsize, what the fuck is FUNSIZE?! Who bites into one of these and says, "HOLY CRAP! ISN'T THIS FUN?!"

  • the sadest problem with this video is that its all TRUE i mean (true story) i recorded an episode of the twilight zone at 1:00am on after halloween was over at midnight and there was a CHRISTMAS COMMERTAL ON IT!!! NOT COOL

  • I said this to a co-worker, I was at the K-Mart across the street from my work a few weeks ago(early October) and next to the crappy, vomit-inducing halloween decorations were fucking christmas decorations, WTF!?, one holiday at a time, people

  • During this video i was eating a fun-sized Hershey's cookies and creme chocolate bar. It tastes like chalk.

  • Problem is, you can't 'scare' kids anymore because then everybody gets all upset. "oh no! how dare you make my kid cry!" then your basically forced to apologize out of guilt. Bad as the whole "Merry Christmas" being downgraded to "Happy Holidays" bullshit. I miss the days of good holidays and not this watered down crap we have now.

  • @DragonChild069 Yeah really...

  • @DragonChild069 Exactlyl; well said. too many weak-ass bitches, to put it bluntly.

  • @DragonChild069 I curse out anyone that told me Happy holidays. i usually back it up with my mundane twisted logic but i wont bore you with that lol.

  • @DragonChild069 I am an atheist and I have NEVER stopped someone from saying Merry Christmas to me. Ever. Whiny christians just want a reason to be angry at christmastime because people aren't celebrating it the way THEY want them to celebrate it. "Don't forget the reason for the season." Bullshit; christmas is a holiday christians stole from the pagans, and now the pagans are taking it back. If I want to celebrate christmas by sacrificing a goat on my front lawn, deal with it.

  • Santa does have a place in halloween...a santa with a bullet in his brain, that is. ZOMBIE SANTA!

  • Santa has no place in Halloween! Tim Burton already established that! You know why??? Cuz THIS IS HALLOWEEN MOFOZ!!!!!!

  • The candy has definitely started its decline rate into the category of "suck ass". M&Ms don't taste like they do and even if i didn't give a crap about what the fake colorings were doing to me internally, I wouldn't eat them anyway. Had some tonight and could tell the fakeness of the taste. Makes me want to make my own! XP

  • I FUCKING hate that i love halloween i went to 5 diffrent stores and they all had christmas seriusly theres about 2 months left, make halloween and foamy is right make halloween FUCKING scary I swear that i will go down to the town with a scary costum and scare there hell out of all the kids i see halloween should be scary and you know it too.

  • "Go to your room!" >:O

  • I hate the chocolate sizes....

  • oh, this is bad. on the side of my screen, there is an ad for women's costumes. They are: Sexy Watermelon, Sexy Peacock, and Sexy Banana...

    REALLY?! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT?!

  • I say we embrace Tim Burton's vision of a Halloween Christmas!! ZOMBIE SANTA FOR ALL!!! MWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

  • @BlueSpiritFire1 ... more like SANDY CLAWS !! XD

  • ok we all can slide pass on the nightmare before christmas but now everywhere i go i see christmas stuff up -_- dude it's not fun anymore especially with christmas. i mean i love halloween but i hate how much it went comercial. but all of this from what the squirrel said IS SO TRUE!

  • I pretty much spat out my cereal when Foamy said;

    'Stop fucking with my chocolate!'

  • i love the nightmare before christmas reference, awesome, simply awesome.

  • i know a lot of girls who are dressing like sluts and playboys

    I look them in the eye and say: I HOPE YOU FUCKING FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF!

    i see them on halloween and there like:

    IM COLD, BUT OH WELL, AT LEAST IM SEXY

    then i see them get dragged into some old guys house never to be seen the rest of the night..

    next day: they have bruises and are jumpy.

    :]

  • @knucklesXrouge2256 really? I just stab them in the eye with their fake fangs, usually works

  • To all people who do not like seeing Edward Cullen/other Twilight characters on your doorstep, here's something that can help:

    A lesser known vampire repellent is pumpkin guts. Get it on them however you like. I usually throw it.

  • I need more money for the awesome Halloween decoration, they had severed heads I can hang. But not enough money.

  • @Demolitiondude Well you can just do it the old fashioned way. There are cemetarys full of em, youbelieve that? People actually buy holes in the ground, so they can bury Halloween decorations. Greedy bastards should have coughed up for security guard.

  • @sumphoo I need some that are fake, and last all year.

  • fuck the politics that get in the way of halloween as well with all other halloween

  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    Guyliner will never, NEVER, be a costume. So quit it! Do I need to post this sign on my door now?

  • fun size?! wtf is fun size?!?!

  • i fucking agree with everything he fucking said. fucking shit

  • thankfully Reese's cups are still the same size...

    on a similar note you can still fit a stack of five or so box cutter replacemnet blades in on Reese's cup. much fun shall be had by all those whining brats when they come by!

  • the best part of halloween is that on halloween night,, my family plays "thriller" by M.J. by the door when waiting for the trick-or-treaters as a tradition.

  • why is funsize so small ,funsize should be "Super Fucking Extra Large size" now thats fun

  • @Metroid51 I am all for a dynamic alteration of current marketing practices to a new system that uses honest and realistically justified descriptive statements. Under this new policy, they will be called "Cute" Size. They are cute, and as with most things so small that they are defined as such, the initial Cute effect swiftly is replaced by amused tolerance or outright irritation at how pointless it is.

  • to TheMortalSlayer: Who or what the fuck is "Faomy", a Yaoi version of Foamy!?

  • Here's the deal for this year. If you show up at my house in street clothes wearing eye liner saying you're Edward, I'm going to stab you with a wooden stake. On the other hand, if you clearly put forth an effort and make your own hand claws and say you're Edward Scissorhands, I'll give you the candy plus the candy from the guy I had to just stab with a wooden stake. And if you're an 18 y/o girl wearing any of the the naughty costumes, I've got a special treat for you.

  • @GabrielMajere is it a tattoo lolly ;)

  • @bienlabloger Only one way to find out. ;p

  • @GabrielMajere i'm a coming

  • @bienlabloger Woot!!!

  • @GabrielMajere heyyyy this ain't a lolly, it's just a d...

  • @bienlabloger I don't get it?

  • @GabrielMajere never mind ¬_¬

  • @GabrielMajere ...Heheheheh Testify Brother....

  • @GabrielMajere Ooh La La

  • @GabrielMajere haha i shouldve came to ur house :D

  • @demyxslittlesis Totally. It was a blast. So many Edwards, so few hot french fries to stab them in the eyes.

  • @GabrielMajere **** in a box? XD

  • Foamy should go to a british import store, the chocolate bars there are freakin huge

  • Earlier and earlier, they are always shove Christmas down our throats. This year I saw Christmas stuff already being stocked up....IN MID-JULY!!!! WTF?! People really need to stop screwing with the damn holidays.

  • Kids are so wussified, here's all I had to do last Halloween to scare them: Dress up in an old gown with a shawl covering my head, and sit very still and quietly with the bowl of candy in my hands. The kids were so scared to walk up and take it. There was no scary music, no skeletons or anything like that, just me sitting on a stool in front of my house...please...

  • Can't we all enjoy our holiays during their respective months!? October: Halloween. November: Thanksgiving. December: Christmas! END OF STORY.

    I swear I went to Hobby Lobby, mid October this year, where half of the store was selling Christmas shit! One isle, ONE, was selling Halloween stuff for 40%!!! MID OCTOBER! WTF

  • @InuyashaFanatic13 I totally agree. It sickened me that I saw Christmas stuff in stores before I saw Halloween products.

  • @InuyashaFanatic13 Oh, it gets worse... this year, Hobby Lobby started putting Christmas stuff out IN FRICKIN' LATE JUNE!!!

  • @InuyashaFanatic13 Thanksgiving is on October in Canada so we have no fucking clue what to do in November.

  • @InuyashaFanatic13 Well hell, I wouldn't complain. I mean, you get to prepare last minute stuff for 40% off! That's a steal!

  • @InuyashaFanatic13 It's going to get to the point where Christmas stuff is up ALL year round, because it's coming out earlier and earlier, it's just never going to go away eventually. I hate Christmas...

  • @Ryojiin Who are you kidding? It's already there! In the mall near where I live, there's a fucking Christmas Store that's open ALL FUCKING YEAR LONG!!! I don't need to walk by a store in May and hear a reindeer start singing "Jingle Bells." When I was a child, Christmas still had some magic, Halloween was still spooky, and Thanksgiving was a time to be grateful for. I fucking hate the modern, money-grubbing era!!! FUCK YOU ALL YOU COMMERCIALISM BASTARDS!!!

  • @InuyashaFanatic13 November: Thanksgiving?

  • @guncannon109 ....Are you Canadian?

  • @InuyashaFanatic13 yeah why?

  • @guncannon109 Alright, then you have Thanksgiving in October. Americans have it in November. :P

  • @InuyashaFanatic13 Bazinga, I know, I'm just messing with you XP

  • tim burton already established that!

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS FUN-SIZE?

  • Ima satanic fallen bloody angel

  • @DarlingImDead nope.

  • @AlieaxKiba got the puppet? :P

  • The mall in my town has a really cool Halloween store called "Spirit". It has the good old, bloody, gory, and all out scary decorations that made Halloween its once scary self. There's this one decoration, its a motorized rat eating a corpse from the waist up

  • @ortonfan166 Spirit is a branch of Spencer's and is all over the country. They ROCK! But their stuff is super expensive!

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  • The funnest thing you can do with a "Fun" sized candy bar is smear it across the persons door before you leave.

    Other than that, they are fucking useless.

  • @AJtheManOfTheHouse Strong Bad Refferance FTW!

  • @HLoneheart YES! I was hoping someone would get that! haha

  • @AJtheManOfTheHouse Ahaha. Even through HsR has stoped updating I've been watching everything halloween related I can find.

  • This year, I'm going as Rin Kaenbyou from Touhou. If my Mom would let me, I'd have reapers and zombies all over the front yard.

    "Bring out your dead, nya~ .... And your candy."

  • SANTA HAS NO PLACE IN HALLOWE'EN! HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!!! Keep X-Mas the hell OUT of Oct!

  • I'll be dressed as Jason, complete with filthy clothes and bloody machete.

  • Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! Ha !

  • foamy:''if you cant fit a razor in it, its not fun.''

  • bite size= rabbit turd

  • My best halloween was when me,my friends and my brothers were trick or treating at the rich side of my city. I was a dead zombie,my friend was an evil jester,and my brother was a phyco with a chainsaw. There was a group of 9-10 year olds(they were bastards) walking by when I said "wanna die?" my friend did an evil creepy laugh. they were a little scared until my brother started to chase them with his chainsaw! I started to chase them with a fake knife. They peed themselves and ran away crying

  • THank you!!!! Im sick o the bar sizes and halloween being rushed.

  • Fun size! HAHAHA

  • He makes a valid point with the santa... Im half tempted to get a santa costume and make it look like im impaled on a lead pipe with half my face melted i think thats a good idea