i dont waste time for putting up decorations for Halloween, in fact i cant wait for it.and i do agree that it is rushed and christmas come around to early. i mean rly 1st day of Nov. and i gotta start listening to watching christmas crap for 2 months
@kotsia5742 fuck you pice fo fucking shit man fucking lil bitch fuck you ever had the balls to say that to my face i would fucking beat you till your nothing fucking dumb ass bitch
@opskiller666 I MEAN that you say that everybody is stupid but you don't include yourself.Like you don't belong but you do.All people including me are fucking assholes.
People now made a society that if you live for 4-8 years and the 9th year you will be dead by not standing it.Yes we hate society but you don't have anywere else to go so we have to put up with it .All i am saying is sorry i shouldn't have told you that
next hallowen and someone comes to your house dressed like a vampire fro twilight tell them "okay get the fuck off my property until you dress like a real fucking vampire"
Here's something scary: We're running out of chocolate. Yes, I know that it isn't a fossil fuel and can be grown. Thing is, very few people are growing cacao beans anymore, because it is so expensive to produce and sells for so little that growers often take a LOSS when they grow cacao. That's why chocolate's been getting shittier over the past few years. There is a certain amount of "the chocolate makers are greedy bean-counting bastards", but it's mostly what I just described.
in my town we actually have a fucking law that if your over 13 years old its illegal to go trick or treating. the cops will take you into cusdoty if your caught. BIGGEST BULLSHIT EVER.
@keatsuki The last time I went trick or treating I was 13, but you know what would be a better idea? Instead of some dumbass age restriction, they should have a curfew and surveillance for Mischief Night: the night before Halloween on which creeps and delinquents go out and TP people's houses, or throwing eggs and soap at them. It's despicable!
@keatsuki dude in my country about 36 million miles away from yours they don't give you a single candy or cent and if they do, the give you a chocolate with caffeine which is gross like they are trying to poison you, and if they are giving away money the whole night you would have gathered 5 bucks or less.Plus only me and my cousins go trick or treating and that's a bit sad.......so your lucky you have some reason to wait for halloween even if it is illegal =(
Dude, all of the old school, horrifying greatness is still there. Go to a haunted house, go to some haunted corn mazes, go see a horror movie marathon either on TV or at a revival theater. Fucking look for it man.
Woot i dresses as seras from hellsing ultimate and gave people with bad costumes the worst stuff in the bowl. Hehe i also told off a twitard who had guyliner as a costume.
Pft. And Jack Skellington was depressed when Halloween was getting too routine. Good thing he's fictional, because I'd hate to see what would happen if he sees what's happened to Halloween.
@BobRoss233 ikr! foamy made so many points in these halloween hoopla videos! and ironically, halloween seems to get worse every year! im 13 and this shit is worse than it was last year and last year was worse than the year before and so on! i remember when halloween used to be good! scary (GOOD) costumes and quality (GOOD) candy and original (GOOD) halloween themes! i miss the few god halloweens i got to have when i was little. -.-
i dressed as jason vhoorhees a few years ago shaved my head made stage blood old clothes only thing i bought was the mask im out walking with my kids when some parents come over to me and say i shouldnt be dressed like this cuz halloween wasnt meant to be scary WTF??????? get away from me and my kids u freaks halloween is suppose to be scary not jiggly puff get a freakin clue u morons
I absolutely cannot STAND when I spend the whole year making an awesome costume I put my entire heart and soul into, then I go out trick or treating and I get something like fucking animal crackers! Animal crackers aren't candy! And I also get half-ass shit like Play-Doh!! I want my candy!!
And the people that do give me candy give like, ONE tiny tootsie roll. I swear these people just pull this out of their asses. They probably just went through their cabinets and raided their child's toy box.
@ChilliePeppuhz amen you are wonderful and who said trick or treating was just for kids. adults want candy too you know. and with the fucking aconomy now a days its like you get sweets as a treat even tho your an adult. who mad it a law that parents cant have fun too
I agree food is ment to be eaten instead of shrunk down to ridiculous sizes so people can gawk at them btw smaller than normal sized food is a waste of money like when u bring someone to a fast food resteraunt and u order the smallest burger on the menu thats been on commercials for 2months and everyones still hungry afterwards and u think maybe u shouldve gotten a real burger instead of something smaller than the back of your hand!
"Santa has no place in Halloween, Tim Burton already established that", Amen to that, went to a K-Mart in early October and next to their Halloween decorations were their fucking Christmas stuff, WTF?!
FINALLY! holloween is all about scares! anybody remember when holloween was actually great, haunted houses, hollows, shit like that. back when it was SCARY. thumbs up if you agree!
Actually, chocolate has become cheaper tasting because factories are producing it differently. In fact, Hershey may be taken to court because they may not be able to call what they're producing right now "chocolate". Fuckin' industries.
the sadest problem with this video is that its all TRUE i mean (true story) i recorded an episode of the twilight zone at 1:00am on after halloween was over at midnight and there was a CHRISTMAS COMMERTAL ON IT!!! NOT COOL
I said this to a co-worker, I was at the K-Mart across the street from my work a few weeks ago(early October) and next to the crappy, vomit-inducing halloween decorations were fucking christmas decorations, WTF!?, one holiday at a time, people
Problem is, you can't 'scare' kids anymore because then everybody gets all upset. "oh no! how dare you make my kid cry!" then your basically forced to apologize out of guilt. Bad as the whole "Merry Christmas" being downgraded to "Happy Holidays" bullshit. I miss the days of good holidays and not this watered down crap we have now.
@DragonChild069 I am an atheist and I have NEVER stopped someone from saying Merry Christmas to me. Ever. Whiny christians just want a reason to be angry at christmastime because people aren't celebrating it the way THEY want them to celebrate it. "Don't forget the reason for the season." Bullshit; christmas is a holiday christians stole from the pagans, and now the pagans are taking it back. If I want to celebrate christmas by sacrificing a goat on my front lawn, deal with it.
The candy has definitely started its decline rate into the category of "suck ass". M&Ms don't taste like they do and even if i didn't give a crap about what the fake colorings were doing to me internally, I wouldn't eat them anyway. Had some tonight and could tell the fakeness of the taste. Makes me want to make my own! XP
I FUCKING hate that i love halloween i went to 5 diffrent stores and they all had christmas seriusly theres about 2 months left, make halloween and foamy is right make halloween FUCKING scary I swear that i will go down to the town with a scary costum and scare there hell out of all the kids i see halloween should be scary and you know it too.
ok we all can slide pass on the nightmare before christmas but now everywhere i go i see christmas stuff up -_- dude it's not fun anymore especially with christmas. i mean i love halloween but i hate how much it went comercial. but all of this from what the squirrel said IS SO TRUE!
@Demolitiondude Well you can just do it the old fashioned way. There are cemetarys full of em, youbelieve that? People actually buy holes in the ground, so they can bury Halloween decorations. Greedy bastards should have coughed up for security guard.
thankfully Reese's cups are still the same size...
on a similar note you can still fit a stack of five or so box cutter replacemnet blades in on Reese's cup. much fun shall be had by all those whining brats when they come by!
the best part of halloween is that on halloween night,, my family plays "thriller" by M.J. by the door when waiting for the trick-or-treaters as a tradition.
@Metroid51 I am all for a dynamic alteration of current marketing practices to a new system that uses honest and realistically justified descriptive statements. Under this new policy, they will be called "Cute" Size. They are cute, and as with most things so small that they are defined as such, the initial Cute effect swiftly is replaced by amused tolerance or outright irritation at how pointless it is.
Here's the deal for this year. If you show up at my house in street clothes wearing eye liner saying you're Edward, I'm going to stab you with a wooden stake. On the other hand, if you clearly put forth an effort and make your own hand claws and say you're Edward Scissorhands, I'll give you the candy plus the candy from the guy I had to just stab with a wooden stake. And if you're an 18 y/o girl wearing any of the the naughty costumes, I've got a special treat for you.
Earlier and earlier, they are always shove Christmas down our throats. This year I saw Christmas stuff already being stocked up....IN MID-JULY!!!! WTF?! People really need to stop screwing with the damn holidays.
Kids are so wussified, here's all I had to do last Halloween to scare them: Dress up in an old gown with a shawl covering my head, and sit very still and quietly with the bowl of candy in my hands. The kids were so scared to walk up and take it. There was no scary music, no skeletons or anything like that, just me sitting on a stool in front of my house...please...
Can't we all enjoy our holiays during their respective months!? October: Halloween. November: Thanksgiving. December: Christmas! END OF STORY.
I swear I went to Hobby Lobby, mid October this year, where half of the store was selling Christmas shit! One isle, ONE, was selling Halloween stuff for 40%!!! MID OCTOBER! WTF
@InuyashaFanatic13 It's going to get to the point where Christmas stuff is up ALL year round, because it's coming out earlier and earlier, it's just never going to go away eventually. I hate Christmas...
@Ryojiin Who are you kidding? It's already there! In the mall near where I live, there's a fucking Christmas Store that's open ALL FUCKING YEAR LONG!!! I don't need to walk by a store in May and hear a reindeer start singing "Jingle Bells." When I was a child, Christmas still had some magic, Halloween was still spooky, and Thanksgiving was a time to be grateful for. I fucking hate the modern, money-grubbing era!!! FUCK YOU ALL YOU COMMERCIALISM BASTARDS!!!
The mall in my town has a really cool Halloween store called "Spirit". It has the good old, bloody, gory, and all out scary decorations that made Halloween its once scary self. There's this one decoration, its a motorized rat eating a corpse from the waist up
My best halloween was when me,my friends and my brothers were trick or treating at the rich side of my city. I was a dead zombie,my friend was an evil jester,and my brother was a phyco with a chainsaw. There was a group of 9-10 year olds(they were bastards) walking by when I said "wanna die?" my friend did an evil creepy laugh. they were a little scared until my brother started to chase them with his chainsaw! I started to chase them with a fake knife. They peed themselves and ran away crying
He makes a valid point with the santa... Im half tempted to get a santa costume and make it look like im impaled on a lead pipe with half my face melted i think thats a good idea
Wait is that the Bates hotel in the background? LOL
xxkittyscratch496xx 10 hours ago
So does Foamy like or hate Nightmare Before Xmas?
invadermarkb 13 hours ago
hey wanna listen to some cool ideas
1)MAKE YOUR OWN DAMNED COSTUMES instead of buying
2)SCARE THE HELL OF EVERYBODY to show them your not kidding
3) TELL everyone about foamy's halloween rant
4)IF YOU GO TRICK OR TREATING and some bastard gives you a chocolate to this size->[--]kick his selfish ass until he bleeds
5)BUY HALLOWEEN DECORS NOT XMAS DECORS and make sure they are scary!!!
kotsia5742 1 day ago
@IrenaTheWiccan Eild rabbits don't eat as well so the poop is often the size of a skittle.
Valsprok 2 days ago
Dude, i have a rabbit, and his turds are bigger than "Fun Size"
IrenaTheWiccan 3 days ago
i dont waste time for putting up decorations for Halloween, in fact i cant wait for it.and i do agree that it is rushed and christmas come around to early. i mean rly 1st day of Nov. and i gotta start listening to watching christmas crap for 2 months
oliver5038 1 week ago
''Tim Burten already established that!!'' ...GOD I LOVE YOU FOAMY XD
zuzulover100 1 week ago
that is so fucking true people are that fucking stupid as he says
opskiller666 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@opskiller666 and you're one of them dude
kotsia5742 1 day ago
@kotsia5742 fuck you pice fo fucking shit man fucking lil bitch fuck you ever had the balls to say that to my face i would fucking beat you till your nothing fucking dumb ass bitch
opskiller666 14 hours ago
@opskiller666 I MEAN that you say that everybody is stupid but you don't include yourself.Like you don't belong but you do.All people including me are fucking assholes.
People now made a society that if you live for 4-8 years and the 9th year you will be dead by not standing it.Yes we hate society but you don't have anywere else to go so we have to put up with it .All i am saying is sorry i shouldn't have told you that
kotsia5742 1 hour ago
Lmao sad but true. Right on Foamy!
TheAngelisa1 2 weeks ago
@keatsuki i dont blame them
33darkfire 2 weeks ago
next hallowen and someone comes to your house dressed like a vampire fro twilight tell them "okay get the fuck off my property until you dress like a real fucking vampire"
chaceman117 3 weeks ago
its american chocolate. The first time I had some american chocolate, I gagged. It was fucking disgusting.
nick2150 3 weeks ago
I totally agree with this.
Maeonette 4 weeks ago
Here's something scary: We're running out of chocolate. Yes, I know that it isn't a fossil fuel and can be grown. Thing is, very few people are growing cacao beans anymore, because it is so expensive to produce and sells for so little that growers often take a LOSS when they grow cacao. That's why chocolate's been getting shittier over the past few years. There is a certain amount of "the chocolate makers are greedy bean-counting bastards", but it's mostly what I just described.
Bek359 4 weeks ago
in my town we actually have a fucking law that if your over 13 years old its illegal to go trick or treating. the cops will take you into cusdoty if your caught. BIGGEST BULLSHIT EVER.
keatsuki 1 month ago 37
@keatsuki Pedo-fear I guess
Matrix70151 4 weeks ago
@keatsuki What the fuck man!? Thats some bullshit!
hellnight88 4 weeks ago
@keatsuki The last time I went trick or treating I was 13, but you know what would be a better idea? Instead of some dumbass age restriction, they should have a curfew and surveillance for Mischief Night: the night before Halloween on which creeps and delinquents go out and TP people's houses, or throwing eggs and soap at them. It's despicable!
JaysPlace20 3 weeks ago
@keatsuki Seriously?! Wow, not that I go trick or treating anymore.
kiya46107 3 weeks ago
@keatsuki THAT SUCKS D:
OizumiRoi 3 weeks ago
@keatsuki what town do you live in? that way I can avoid that town. lol
TheMorrbyd 3 weeks ago
@TheMorrbyd north carolina
keatsuki 3 weeks ago
@keatsuki well that sucks.
TheMorrbyd 3 weeks ago
@keatsuki u should move... like seriously that blows...
mikhaylabrown0416 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@keatsuki AWW HELL NAW FUCKING COPS R CUNT MUFFINZ
cheyleew 1 week ago
@cheyleew XD cunt muffin
keatsuki 1 week ago
@keatsuki omg listen to 10 your a dick moments in videogames :P he says fucking cunt muffin also what is a cunt muffin???
cheyleew 1 week ago
@cheyleew i have no clue what a cunt muffin is:D
keatsuki 1 week ago
@keatsuki how do i add a pic to my account and pm me :D
cheyleew 6 days ago
@keatsuki dude in my country about 36 million miles away from yours they don't give you a single candy or cent and if they do, the give you a chocolate with caffeine which is gross like they are trying to poison you, and if they are giving away money the whole night you would have gathered 5 bucks or less.Plus only me and my cousins go trick or treating and that's a bit sad.......so your lucky you have some reason to wait for halloween even if it is illegal =(
kotsia5742 1 day ago
@kotsia5742 wow just wow.
we'll i don't really have it the younger kids do but i get what your saying.
keatsuki 21 hours ago
i shot off couple of shot gun blast and the cops though it was the best thing ever
atlane01 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i made a kid cry, it still makes me happy
GLoBeTree1 1 month ago
stop fucking downgrading my fucking chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loki4222 1 month ago
One issue I've always had since I read it was people calling Dr. Frankenstein's monster Frankenstein.
OdinReaver 1 month ago in playlist Foamy the Squirrel rant vids
That is one "industrious" video. =p
timothymanzella 1 month ago
"if u can't hide a razor in it, it's not fun", one of Foamy's best quotes ever! XD
KidMurdaENT 1 month ago 3
They should call "Fun Size" candy bars "Frustrating Size" because they're so damn hard to open!
v1de0gamr 1 month ago
note to self: DONT buy funsized candy. i tried it and it tastes like crap! size dosent make the chocolate better ppl!
tharailwaydra 1 month ago
last week i went to school, and at lunch, bit in to a "fun size" hershys bar and yelled "HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO MUTCH FUN!!!"
invadermiafuckyouall 1 month ago
isnt that the same baby pilz-e killed with the candies of fun a while back... they still have it lol
DJTurner1080 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
chocolate is getting shitty :((
kundaflowerz 1 month ago in playlist Foamy's Classic Rant Collab
@lycanfan Lucky bastard
Nerf1maniac 1 month ago
Edward Cullen sucks ass!!!
utubenutify 1 month ago
@lycanfan Did you ever realize you have to sit through hours and hours (and hours) of modern wimpy bullshit to find it?
Nerf1maniac 2 months ago
@Nerf1maniac I don't. There's tons of it 'round where I live.
lycanfan 1 month ago
I've noticed that especially with Heresy's brand. It tastes like mud. Everything has gone to shit. I miss the 90's.
Nagneto 2 months ago
People still watch this?
Comilarapa 2 months ago
Dude, all of the old school, horrifying greatness is still there. Go to a haunted house, go to some haunted corn mazes, go see a horror movie marathon either on TV or at a revival theater. Fucking look for it man.
lycanfan 2 months ago
@lycanfan we fucking shouldn't have to. When I was a kid, if something was too scary, I manned the fuck up.
Theredtail95 1 month ago
@Theredtail95 I agree that we shouldn't have to hunt for it, but it IS there. Loads of it too.
lycanfan 1 month ago
Woot i dresses as seras from hellsing ultimate and gave people with bad costumes the worst stuff in the bowl. Hehe i also told off a twitard who had guyliner as a costume.
alufangirl1993 2 months ago
Notice that the dead baby was one of the ones from a previous episode where Pil-ze babysat?
ilovecoffeev 2 months ago
HOLY CRAP ISN'T THIS FUN?!
mangacrazycatlover 2 months ago in playlist Foamy's Classic Rant Collab
Pft. And Jack Skellington was depressed when Halloween was getting too routine. Good thing he's fictional, because I'd hate to see what would happen if he sees what's happened to Halloween.
MoloAngelSorcerer 2 months ago in playlist Foamy!
Who actually bites into one of these things and says HOLY CRAP isn't this fun?! Lmfao!
coolunusual 2 months ago
Guyliner is not a costume!
CarpeMetus 2 months ago
"Stop fucking with my chocolate!"
I'm dying! HELP ME! HAHAHAHA!
kiwiodoom 3 months ago
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LegendofLegaia929 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I agree with Foamy! People, stop fucking up Halloween!!!
BobRoss233 3 months ago
@BobRoss233 ikr! foamy made so many points in these halloween hoopla videos! and ironically, halloween seems to get worse every year! im 13 and this shit is worse than it was last year and last year was worse than the year before and so on! i remember when halloween used to be good! scary (GOOD) costumes and quality (GOOD) candy and original (GOOD) halloween themes! i miss the few god halloweens i got to have when i was little. -.-
xXWickedXx13 2 months ago
Blame the churchy conservatives for this bullshit. They want to keep everything Disney and G rated.
moonfire41 3 months ago
@moonfire41 they should make a new one.P-rated.
It's for the p*****s that make Halloween suck.
ilovecoffeev 2 months ago
1:40 makes me laugh my ass off >.<
STOP F*CKING WIT MEH CHOCOLATE!!!
Mercy13itch 3 months ago
Love the Nightmare Before Christmas reference...but i agree, no one pays attention to the bloody beauty that is Halloween
ZoneSpecter 3 months ago
How can Foamy eat chocolate if he doesn't have a mouth?
ragincajunstud 3 months ago
Foamy is usually funny, but my gosh leaving dead babies at doorsteps is probably the most harsh thing I have ever heard.
ragincajunstud 3 months ago
I find it hilarious that while I'm watching this, there are Twilight: Breaking Dawn ads popping up at the bottom of the vid and on the side bar. XD;
AkaneTheFox 3 months ago 42
SO TRUE ABOUT THE FUN SIZE CANDY! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS RONG WITH THIS PEOPLE IS THE FUN SIZE GOING TO BE FUN OR SO FREAKIN SMALL!
candycane12912 3 months ago
i dressed as jason vhoorhees a few years ago shaved my head made stage blood old clothes only thing i bought was the mask im out walking with my kids when some parents come over to me and say i shouldnt be dressed like this cuz halloween wasnt meant to be scary WTF??????? get away from me and my kids u freaks halloween is suppose to be scary not jiggly puff get a freakin clue u morons
Vonoric 3 months ago
I absolutely cannot STAND when I spend the whole year making an awesome costume I put my entire heart and soul into, then I go out trick or treating and I get something like fucking animal crackers! Animal crackers aren't candy! And I also get half-ass shit like Play-Doh!! I want my candy!!
And the people that do give me candy give like, ONE tiny tootsie roll. I swear these people just pull this out of their asses. They probably just went through their cabinets and raided their child's toy box.
ChilliePeppuhz 3 months ago
@ChilliePeppuhz amen you are wonderful and who said trick or treating was just for kids. adults want candy too you know. and with the fucking aconomy now a days its like you get sweets as a treat even tho your an adult. who mad it a law that parents cant have fun too
saliormoony 3 months ago
is he rite on a scale of 0 to 50 id say over 9.000
conkerzgrate 3 months ago in playlist N.O.no
I agree food is ment to be eaten instead of shrunk down to ridiculous sizes so people can gawk at them btw smaller than normal sized food is a waste of money like when u bring someone to a fast food resteraunt and u order the smallest burger on the menu thats been on commercials for 2months and everyones still hungry afterwards and u think maybe u shouldve gotten a real burger instead of something smaller than the back of your hand!
armorgamsees 3 months ago
"Santa has no place in Halloween, Tim Burton already established that", Amen to that, went to a K-Mart in early October and next to their Halloween decorations were their fucking Christmas stuff, WTF?!
Lonewolfjedi 3 months ago
huh, my work place did the same thing
Wanzerman123 4 months ago
FINALLY! holloween is all about scares! anybody remember when holloween was actually great, haunted houses, hollows, shit like that. back when it was SCARY. thumbs up if you agree!
darkartsmaster16 4 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
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stop fucking with my chocolate!
7thhkage 4 months ago
this video is awesome!!! and 24 people dislike this because they are scared of the truth!!! :)
ILoveHimForever00 4 months ago
Actually, chocolate has become cheaper tasting because factories are producing it differently. In fact, Hershey may be taken to court because they may not be able to call what they're producing right now "chocolate". Fuckin' industries.
snorlax42 4 months ago
Guess he doesn't like to be called a hypocrite emo. lolololo
TrollMCTrollinMAKKY 4 months ago
lulz, Jonathan removed my comment.
TrollMCTrollinMAKKY 4 months ago
Funsize, what the fuck is FUNSIZE?! Who bites into one of these and says, "HOLY CRAP! ISN'T THIS FUN?!"
bassmaster912 4 months ago
the sadest problem with this video is that its all TRUE i mean (true story) i recorded an episode of the twilight zone at 1:00am on after halloween was over at midnight and there was a CHRISTMAS COMMERTAL ON IT!!! NOT COOL
jasman125 4 months ago
I said this to a co-worker, I was at the K-Mart across the street from my work a few weeks ago(early October) and next to the crappy, vomit-inducing halloween decorations were fucking christmas decorations, WTF!?, one holiday at a time, people
Lonewolfjedi 4 months ago 2
During this video i was eating a fun-sized Hershey's cookies and creme chocolate bar. It tastes like chalk.
vermontstar 4 months ago
Problem is, you can't 'scare' kids anymore because then everybody gets all upset. "oh no! how dare you make my kid cry!" then your basically forced to apologize out of guilt. Bad as the whole "Merry Christmas" being downgraded to "Happy Holidays" bullshit. I miss the days of good holidays and not this watered down crap we have now.
DragonChild069 4 months ago 77
@DragonChild069 Yeah really...
Kev1arFox 4 months ago
@DragonChild069 Exactlyl; well said. too many weak-ass bitches, to put it bluntly.
rjky1986 3 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
@DragonChild069 I curse out anyone that told me Happy holidays. i usually back it up with my mundane twisted logic but i wont bore you with that lol.
StealthNull 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
@DragonChild069 I am an atheist and I have NEVER stopped someone from saying Merry Christmas to me. Ever. Whiny christians just want a reason to be angry at christmastime because people aren't celebrating it the way THEY want them to celebrate it. "Don't forget the reason for the season." Bullshit; christmas is a holiday christians stole from the pagans, and now the pagans are taking it back. If I want to celebrate christmas by sacrificing a goat on my front lawn, deal with it.
cyanmanta 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Santa does have a place in halloween...a santa with a bullet in his brain, that is. ZOMBIE SANTA!
nyuuchan356 4 months ago
Santa has no place in Halloween! Tim Burton already established that! You know why??? Cuz THIS IS HALLOWEEN MOFOZ!!!!!!
TheSayumi15 4 months ago
The candy has definitely started its decline rate into the category of "suck ass". M&Ms don't taste like they do and even if i didn't give a crap about what the fake colorings were doing to me internally, I wouldn't eat them anyway. Had some tonight and could tell the fakeness of the taste. Makes me want to make my own! XP
dwermes 4 months ago
I FUCKING hate that i love halloween i went to 5 diffrent stores and they all had christmas seriusly theres about 2 months left, make halloween and foamy is right make halloween FUCKING scary I swear that i will go down to the town with a scary costum and scare there hell out of all the kids i see halloween should be scary and you know it too.
Mindlessjailindulgen 4 months ago
"Go to your room!" >:O
BrokenWind08 4 months ago
I hate the chocolate sizes....
inugirl102 4 months ago
oh, this is bad. on the side of my screen, there is an ad for women's costumes. They are: Sexy Watermelon, Sexy Peacock, and Sexy Banana...
REALLY?! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT?!
CelticTears101 4 months ago 2
I say we embrace Tim Burton's vision of a Halloween Christmas!! ZOMBIE SANTA FOR ALL!!! MWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
BlueSpiritFire1 4 months ago
@BlueSpiritFire1 ... more like SANDY CLAWS !! XD
AgurlNamedNaruko63 4 months ago
ok we all can slide pass on the nightmare before christmas but now everywhere i go i see christmas stuff up -_- dude it's not fun anymore especially with christmas. i mean i love halloween but i hate how much it went comercial. but all of this from what the squirrel said IS SO TRUE!
rockinamber18 4 months ago
I pretty much spat out my cereal when Foamy said;
'Stop fucking with my chocolate!'
HeavensAngel234 4 months ago
i love the nightmare before christmas reference, awesome, simply awesome.
crcoghill 4 months ago 2
i know a lot of girls who are dressing like sluts and playboys
I look them in the eye and say: I HOPE YOU FUCKING FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF!
i see them on halloween and there like:
IM COLD, BUT OH WELL, AT LEAST IM SEXY
then i see them get dragged into some old guys house never to be seen the rest of the night..
next day: they have bruises and are jumpy.
:]
knucklesXrouge2256 4 months ago
@knucklesXrouge2256 really? I just stab them in the eye with their fake fangs, usually works
1991NickC 4 months ago
To all people who do not like seeing Edward Cullen/other Twilight characters on your doorstep, here's something that can help:
A lesser known vampire repellent is pumpkin guts. Get it on them however you like. I usually throw it.
R0ckG1r7 4 months ago 34
I need more money for the awesome Halloween decoration, they had severed heads I can hang. But not enough money.
Demolitiondude 4 months ago
@Demolitiondude Well you can just do it the old fashioned way. There are cemetarys full of em, youbelieve that? People actually buy holes in the ground, so they can bury Halloween decorations. Greedy bastards should have coughed up for security guard.
sumphoo 4 months ago
@sumphoo I need some that are fake, and last all year.
Demolitiondude 4 months ago
fuck the politics that get in the way of halloween as well with all other halloween
Anthonymcqueen21 4 months ago
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Guyliner will never, NEVER, be a costume. So quit it! Do I need to post this sign on my door now?
argentodelarosa 4 months ago
fun size?! wtf is fun size?!?!
graykit029 4 months ago
i fucking agree with everything he fucking said. fucking shit
STONECOLD1988 4 months ago
thankfully Reese's cups are still the same size...
on a similar note you can still fit a stack of five or so box cutter replacemnet blades in on Reese's cup. much fun shall be had by all those whining brats when they come by!
jonjones49 4 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
the best part of halloween is that on halloween night,, my family plays "thriller" by M.J. by the door when waiting for the trick-or-treaters as a tradition.
tharailwaydra 4 months ago
why is funsize so small ,funsize should be "Super Fucking Extra Large size" now thats fun
Metroid51 4 months ago 3
@Metroid51 I am all for a dynamic alteration of current marketing practices to a new system that uses honest and realistically justified descriptive statements. Under this new policy, they will be called "Cute" Size. They are cute, and as with most things so small that they are defined as such, the initial Cute effect swiftly is replaced by amused tolerance or outright irritation at how pointless it is.
sumphoo 4 months ago
to TheMortalSlayer: Who or what the fuck is "Faomy", a Yaoi version of Foamy!?
jruler93 4 months ago
Here's the deal for this year. If you show up at my house in street clothes wearing eye liner saying you're Edward, I'm going to stab you with a wooden stake. On the other hand, if you clearly put forth an effort and make your own hand claws and say you're Edward Scissorhands, I'll give you the candy plus the candy from the guy I had to just stab with a wooden stake. And if you're an 18 y/o girl wearing any of the the naughty costumes, I've got a special treat for you.
GabrielMajere 4 months ago 81
@GabrielMajere is it a tattoo lolly ;)
bienlabloger 4 months ago
@bienlabloger Only one way to find out. ;p
GabrielMajere 4 months ago
@GabrielMajere i'm a coming
bienlabloger 4 months ago
@bienlabloger Woot!!!
GabrielMajere 4 months ago
@GabrielMajere heyyyy this ain't a lolly, it's just a d...
bienlabloger 4 months ago
@bienlabloger I don't get it?
GabrielMajere 4 months ago
@GabrielMajere never mind ¬_¬
bienlabloger 4 months ago
@GabrielMajere ...Heheheheh Testify Brother....
ShadowShinryu999 4 months ago
@GabrielMajere Ooh La La
TheVaporeonrules234 4 months ago
@GabrielMajere haha i shouldve came to ur house :D
demyxslittlesis 4 months ago
@demyxslittlesis Totally. It was a blast. So many Edwards, so few hot french fries to stab them in the eyes.
GabrielMajere 4 months ago
@GabrielMajere **** in a box? XD
X7373Z 4 months ago
Foamy should go to a british import store, the chocolate bars there are freakin huge
deathman1021 4 months ago
Earlier and earlier, they are always shove Christmas down our throats. This year I saw Christmas stuff already being stocked up....IN MID-JULY!!!! WTF?! People really need to stop screwing with the damn holidays.
roxasora541 4 months ago
Kids are so wussified, here's all I had to do last Halloween to scare them: Dress up in an old gown with a shawl covering my head, and sit very still and quietly with the bowl of candy in my hands. The kids were so scared to walk up and take it. There was no scary music, no skeletons or anything like that, just me sitting on a stool in front of my house...please...
anymaegrrl 4 months ago 3
Can't we all enjoy our holiays during their respective months!? October: Halloween. November: Thanksgiving. December: Christmas! END OF STORY.
I swear I went to Hobby Lobby, mid October this year, where half of the store was selling Christmas shit! One isle, ONE, was selling Halloween stuff for 40%!!! MID OCTOBER! WTF
InuyashaFanatic13 4 months ago 43
@InuyashaFanatic13 I totally agree. It sickened me that I saw Christmas stuff in stores before I saw Halloween products.
GabrielMajere 4 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13 Oh, it gets worse... this year, Hobby Lobby started putting Christmas stuff out IN FRICKIN' LATE JUNE!!!
SakuraOfTheSea 4 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13 Thanksgiving is on October in Canada so we have no fucking clue what to do in November.
TheJoyel100 4 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13 Well hell, I wouldn't complain. I mean, you get to prepare last minute stuff for 40% off! That's a steal!
nyuuchan356 4 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13 It's going to get to the point where Christmas stuff is up ALL year round, because it's coming out earlier and earlier, it's just never going to go away eventually. I hate Christmas...
Ryojiin 4 months ago
@Ryojiin Who are you kidding? It's already there! In the mall near where I live, there's a fucking Christmas Store that's open ALL FUCKING YEAR LONG!!! I don't need to walk by a store in May and hear a reindeer start singing "Jingle Bells." When I was a child, Christmas still had some magic, Halloween was still spooky, and Thanksgiving was a time to be grateful for. I fucking hate the modern, money-grubbing era!!! FUCK YOU ALL YOU COMMERCIALISM BASTARDS!!!
Eliyora 4 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13 November: Thanksgiving?
guncannon109 3 months ago
@guncannon109 ....Are you Canadian?
InuyashaFanatic13 3 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13 yeah why?
guncannon109 3 months ago
@guncannon109 Alright, then you have Thanksgiving in October. Americans have it in November. :P
InuyashaFanatic13 3 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13 Bazinga, I know, I'm just messing with you XP
guncannon109 3 months ago
tim burton already established that!
kavorkianmercy 4 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS FUN-SIZE?
SkyelarPuberty 4 months ago
Ima satanic fallen bloody angel
DarlingImDead 4 months ago
@DarlingImDead nope.
99colourful 4 months ago
@AlieaxKiba got the puppet? :P
X3Wolv 4 months ago
The mall in my town has a really cool Halloween store called "Spirit". It has the good old, bloody, gory, and all out scary decorations that made Halloween its once scary self. There's this one decoration, its a motorized rat eating a corpse from the waist up
ortonfan166 4 months ago
@ortonfan166 Spirit is a branch of Spencer's and is all over the country. They ROCK! But their stuff is super expensive!
InuyashaFanatic13 4 months ago
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ortonfan166 4 months ago
The funnest thing you can do with a "Fun" sized candy bar is smear it across the persons door before you leave.
Other than that, they are fucking useless.
AJtheManOfTheHouse 4 months ago 2
@AJtheManOfTheHouse Strong Bad Refferance FTW!
HLoneheart 4 months ago
@HLoneheart YES! I was hoping someone would get that! haha
AJtheManOfTheHouse 4 months ago
@AJtheManOfTheHouse Ahaha. Even through HsR has stoped updating I've been watching everything halloween related I can find.
HLoneheart 4 months ago
This year, I'm going as Rin Kaenbyou from Touhou. If my Mom would let me, I'd have reapers and zombies all over the front yard.
"Bring out your dead, nya~ .... And your candy."
TheGapYoukai 4 months ago
SANTA HAS NO PLACE IN HALLOWE'EN! HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!!! Keep X-Mas the hell OUT of Oct!
xenatorres 4 months ago 3
I'll be dressed as Jason, complete with filthy clothes and bloody machete.
Jerkwad152 4 months ago
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! Ha !
whitewitch13 4 months ago
foamy:''if you cant fit a razor in it, its not fun.''
moyerman2000 4 months ago 3
bite size= rabbit turd
Xfluffymonkeyx 4 months ago 2
My best halloween was when me,my friends and my brothers were trick or treating at the rich side of my city. I was a dead zombie,my friend was an evil jester,and my brother was a phyco with a chainsaw. There was a group of 9-10 year olds(they were bastards) walking by when I said "wanna die?" my friend did an evil creepy laugh. they were a little scared until my brother started to chase them with his chainsaw! I started to chase them with a fake knife. They peed themselves and ran away crying
ileikninjas 4 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers 2
THank you!!!! Im sick o the bar sizes and halloween being rushed.
darkharbinger17 4 months ago
Fun size! HAHAHA
jLoves951 4 months ago
He makes a valid point with the santa... Im half tempted to get a santa costume and make it look like im impaled on a lead pipe with half my face melted i think thats a good idea
mrbattlenet 4 months ago