Apocalypse Already!

[QuantumAnomaly]

*lol* yeah. The "decider"! I had forgotten about that one. :)

I should've specified more clearly. What I was implying is that he will probably try to change the constitution to extend his presidency, similarly to the way he stole it to begin with. :p

[angryislander56]

No way.

The muppet has fulfilled his purpose.

His prize;back to Crawford to await the Rapture.

The muppet masters have the play book.They are not done.

[CultofCthulhu]

... unless the puppet is told by his hidden masters to suspend the constitution ... then he could make himself prez for life ... a grim possibility, one to be met by many "ah nawhs" and "yer full of it" to be certain. He stole the last election ... why not the next one? He is ... The Decider (insert campy tune) after all.

[never3st]

Why aren't you a channel partner yet?

[M3GAD3TH07]

ohmygod... he is insane!

[QuantumAnomaly]

I agree, fuck nationality. I believe the problem IS the solution though. At this point I actually hope Bush stays in office because he's such an embarrassment to the country in which I happened to be born, that now even the stupid people who used to worship him are saying "wow, that guy sure fucked up. I don't want to be involved". So, all the morons can learn from the mistakes of the leader moron. And maybe the next time someone tries to steal an election, people will draw the line.

[ShoestringEXPRESS]

bush can't stay in office. it's two terms and out in the country in which you happened to be born in. sorry bro.

[derfsnave2]

What rambling! I thought Americans were the masters of this sort of pandering to the LCD, I guess I'm wrong!

[TheAlchymist]

LOLOLOLOLOL Your fucking nuts mate, I like it XD

[EvotalKraeto]

Im not saying I support the terrorists or anything. I'm not saying I want innocent people to die. But I agree with Sean-maybe it is the only way for things to improve.

People, before you burn someone with intelligence-use your own and think about what he is saying.

[EvotalKraeto]

I think you people are missing the point. AS LONG AS Bush and his allies can pretend that what they are doing is working, they wont stop. A major terrorist attack-better, a few-will make people realize,'hey, we need to rethink our policy. This isn't the wild west anymore.'

[analiasahotmail]

You are making a difference in the world just by being in it.

Take a nice walk and let the world Wide WEb spin without you for a few days.

[jmarcoj1]

aw man lighten up, you're gonna die a miserable little girl. unless you dare even call yourself a man preaching to a lens about something you obviously know nothing about, if you're gonna preach opinion (as farfetched as it may be...), say it like an opinion, don't state it as fact, cause if you really believe what you're saying, you be just be as fucking retarded as you think everyone but yourself is. fuck you, get off youtube

[MustafaPresents]

Did you say big meeting, or big mating?

[cheeze5993]

interesting theory; I believe it can be substantiated by the fact that we have had the chance for peace multiple times but it never could quite work because we feel the need to be "better" than some poor country. FUCK NATIONALITY

[MusiCureSanity]

did you say japsoup?

[jackbollocks12345]

Sir can I have some more?

[xcalibur839]

LOL

Parents eating their children, I found that funny for some reason.

[70gary70]

MAN YOU CUNT

[Geoz21]

Maybe you should get a hobby, outside youtube

[TheOriginalEntz]

Maybe you should get a computer, outside of the internet.

[ZITZON]

Soup Plus!

[CultofCthulhu]

For the ... uh ... challenged who don't ... uh ... get it.

Satire - the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

[J1Goro]

I'm sorry, but you need to think for me to sub to you. gw lol.

[ZITZON]

Insanity is never boring! It's the "sane" we have to worry about!

[ShoestringEXPRESS]

A state of nature would most likely segway into pure force theory. There wouldn't be orderly lines of people waiting for soup wishing they would've listened to Sean Bedlam. There would be chaos, death, destruction, and shear stupidity. AREN'T THOSE THE FUTILE ACTIVITIES YOU'VE BEEN BITCHING ABOUT ALL THIS TIME?! THINK BEFORE YOU HIT THE RECORD BUTTON!

[ShoestringEXPRESS]

I like you dude, you're really funny, but you need to think before you speak. If the world economy collapsed you'd be FUCKED. Do you honestly think you could successfully function in a state of nature? I don't that's what you're really after.

[slowandcrystal]

Disturbing....but thats life cunts!

[trythinking123]

anybody else up for a cold piss and blazing a big fatty?????

[oOcapNStemOo]

lmao "I'm a consumer too, is that all the soup you've got?"

[CultofCthulhu]

Dude! I've just watched your backlog of videos (I know, I know, SHUT UP!) and I seem to notice there is less of you now than there once was. Your exercise program seems to almost be working. Exercise ... (shutters)

[MustafaPresents]

One day when Sean's a mega-star, living in L.A. and hanging with the beautiful people, we'll be saying, "Yeah...but you should have seen him in the early years."

[AnusFrog]

I love the random faces you make during your videos.

I also believe that the things you say could be made into some kind of movie, which I would watch, as long as you direct it of course.

[mysterywalker]

congratulations on your 100th video, btw

[mysterywalker]

an apocalypse is a very satisfying fantasy. but then when you think it's actually happening, there's never a cool mad max world that emerges or an age of super science and sorcery. it isn't even as cool as "the stand." and bush is on the outs. i wouldn't spend much time worrying about him these days

[lednerg]

Congrats on the 100th video. You're almost there...

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

2 stars

[skinnychef]

hety sean! i don't know if you are getting better, or if you seem better after i took a little break! you still totally rock my friend!!!!

[ILyekkaKai]

good stuff!

[CultofCthulhu]

>Fucking brilliant, I just wish you'd extended the singing at the end ...

He is a silver throated devil isn't he? Ok ... that really isn't true but you get the idea in a sarcastically soaked way I imagine.

[thevillainm]

my thoughts exactly! brilliant post!

[andysnadden]

Fucking brilliant, I just wish you'd extended the singing at the end ...

[luque73]

I hate Bush! but just imagine.. what would you do with your bitterness and hate if America and our idiot president did not exist. would people tune in to see you? probably not huh? you are a one trick pony. any chance you could come up with something new?

[b6gm6n]

There's a storm coming... wish i could say that in Spanish... make it more crematic...sinister... mysterious...

[J1Goro]

The Aussie diamond world is just one base Bush steps on as he make his way around the daimond triad of ignorance.

[LadysMan2l7]

when was the last time that australia had a major terrorist attack? one like the UK or the USA? never thats when, what the fuck is wrong with you, terrorists are killing men women and children and you sit there saying you want to see more, you are fucking sick, people will not stand for this type of bullshit from a fucking criminal from the arse crack of the world, australia, inhabited by fucking murderers rapists and peados.

[J1Goro]

Will he visit the Aussie open Diamond you idget er.

[rudican]

Thats fucking hillarious!!! Love it

[IanCrossland]

We are laying the groundwork for the change now. Speak into existence what you want to see. we can do this sean

[jamesmorgandavies]

Ah, POoK ... hey, smells to me like he's just Zeitgeist-wiretapping, ya Neo-Normaloid babyshit feebs!

Sean: that's IT ... go get the jar & change hands already! No - REALLY.

Rest Of Ya: self-smug superego-pimping via keyboard doth not true virtue make. If you think he's 100% serious, give your fat-fuck head a shake.

FNORB

thimk

[stevexcraig]

Chin up, Jesus loves you.

[raptorgoo]

seanbedlam, what's your major malfunction, soldier??

[CheezMonsterCrazy]

My major malfunction is that half my brain is controlled by a fly that got stuck in my ear and spontaneously merged with a microchip in my hearing aid.

[re4dakota]

dude you kind of got a point but your still a sick fucking bastard

[HeadlessFatLady]

Nice :)

[CultofCthulhu]

Man-made global warming is a hoax mate! It's the bloody sun, it's freak'n heating up all the sodding planets! JE-BUS CHREE-EYE-STA! CARBON tax my hinder-quarters.

Terrorism is also not what they're telling us it is. Your mate Bush and his puppet-masters are the terrorists not sandaled and skirted men huddled in caves with their goats. You've been duped mate! Its all part of the show.

[hampus0hell]

I acually think he's got a point

[orlobooks]

Perfecto!

You got the balls to say what many cannot.

[nons3nse]

something is messed up in your head,im not sure what it is

[UnholyVashX]

Sean, you are a man of many words...all hateful words...

[Rossmancer]

You either think too much, or you enjoy overreacting to the 21th century.

[BCzepa]

oh and dont forget the mindlessly rambling sentences that make you videos sean beadlam like. love your dumb parade one... "shit turd cock tards, or was that shit face tard turds?" "endless lines of consumers waiting for soup"

[BCzepa]

i like this... more of your style at the beginning

Love the anger from 1:00 to 1:45

[JerbatimSerex]

insanity make you bored ;)

[luque73]

I hate Bush! but just imagine.. what would you do with your bitterness and hate if America and our idiot president did not exist. would people tune in to see you? probably not huh? you are a one trick pony. any chance you could come up with something new?

[EnglishKeenan]

SUC You've lost your touch man loved the singing at the end though

[Juggaloserialeater]

I hope a sniper shoots you in yoru fucking face :) nice day

[Forveya]

Wait a second, this is controversial speeking-ings, is it not? Where's the flames?

Whatever, I'm all for an apocoylpse-spurring catastrophe.

[coloursepia]

dream sean dream

[tyrbolo]

So the super-villain sullied the holy penilcolony

soil, left you feeling soiled, and you squealed in

dispair. I expected better from a man capable of

beating up St. Teresa with one hand. Optomists are

going to be at the front of that soup line. <GRIN>

[PositiveLogic]

The Bush mind is a terrible thing. Soup to nuts in one brief visit ;-)

[hondo1188]

i like to randomly click thumbs up and down all the way through the comments without reading them.

[not2tees]

The basically insane Bush world spawns ceaseless boredoom, so it's only fitting that even more of the same IS its own cure. Fellow bystanders, relax.

[jx14aby]

I'm sure there was a nugget of wisdom in there somewhere.

[neowolf2012]

Life is so boring in Australia, we NEED disaster, otherwise fuk it i'll have to create one. Seriously.

[shonco]

well they say that every generation needs it's Pearl Harbor (they say that, right?)

ANYWAY.... 911 was only a few couple years ago, so give it a decade or so Seano... alrighty then?

[BipolarProject]

I put you back in the positive, so that you have a little breathing room!lol

[wxnut]

awesome

[MustafaPresents]

Sean, you're gonna end up in Cuba.

[Naz18h]

Another great video...

[FGAlxPx]

Thank you for making me feel incredibly dumb and smart at the same time. Props to your vids.

[bumbumbandito]

CAN I BRING ON TOTAL DESTRUCTION AND TERROR TO YOUR EVER SO TALKATIVE ANUS?.yOU LOOK LIKE MY LAST GIMP MATEY.WITHOUT THE LEATHER TOO!

[Copperbat]

I'm frightened.

*sucks thumb*

[jev7266]

Hope you survive said cataclysm. We'll need good leaders coming out the ass end of it.

One of your best. Your insight totally amazes me.

[KillTrend]

What is your obsession with Bush?

[JeffersonPaine]

Is that a serious question!?

[KillTrend]

No.

[88strands]

I'm glad that you care soo much about the environment. Crazy bastard.

[dunskie]

This shit terrorizes me.

[freddie7456]

why dont terrorists go blow up the earths core

[RandomFirework]

I'd lol.

[freddie7456]

yeah that'll be a fun apocalypse! u could set off some fireworks down there

[RandomFirework]

Totally, record it and slap it on YouTUBE for people to make remix's of the footage.

[freddie7456]

yeah it could be the new numa numa but much better and fat people aren't in it, anyway that numa numa video was crap

[RandomFirework]

Or it could be a new hollywood film, it'll level the amount of shit they do these days.

[freddie7456]

yeah or some huge publicity stunt to raise money for a new earth

[dickyco2]

GWBushs jumbo burns about a tonne of kerosene every five minutes forming lines of exhaust contrail that spread and together with other high altitude smogliners cover large areas of the planet with contrail-cirrus a reflective frozen acid-rain exhaust made cloud that by its physical presence changes the climate and so the weather.

And that's OK then?

[Relmart]

hahaha great video

[RedneckCasanova]

I want some anguish soup please!

[Rudenewt]

Hey I'm a consumer tool! Where do I buy your brother's album?

[Jangaboo]

i was sad before watching this video now I want the Apocalypse to happen with a smile!

[julesdogg]

Pure genius yet again from Mr Bedlam. Thank you for that Sean

[SadieDammit]

You may eat it for breakfast, but do you have it with nonfat organic milk? Hmmmm?

[D4Shawn]

"human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!"

[angryislander56]

"Yes,this man has no dick"

[D4Shawn]

Such a great movie!

[angryislander56]

Someone must have thought I was talking about you or sean.

I got a thumbs down!lol

Clearly not a fan of great cinema!

[D4Shawn]

That's funny. I'll thumbs up it for ya!

[angryislander56]

Thanks!

Back to 0.

One hates to be disappeared over a movie quote!

[DoctorMetropolis]

seanbedlam videos burn the trash of the world in a large metal drum and as the smoke drifts across your backyard and the tears well up in your bug eyes, you will start coughing blood clumps out of the neck hole and the sun will shine a little brighter! KAAACCCK!

[angryislander56]

The neck hole cough.

Not for sissies.

[urbanclimber777]

I love these videos

[foupierre]

Hooray!!!! We get soup...

[BipolarProject]

Yea, folks. Just let this one bounce right off of you.

Goddamnit Sean, I told you not to get too personal here. And now you've done it. Did you find out you have some horrible desease or something, because this "Bleek out look just doesn't suite you". Shit happens, get over it. DON'T BECOME THE BITCH THAT YOU BITCH ABOUT. sTOP IT.

[angryislander56]

You find this to be in sharp contrast to seans normally impersonal

upbeat life is a bowl of fucking cherries think I'll make a pie

approach???

Bouncing on....

[BipolarProject]

Thanks for being with me on this one.

[angryislander56]

Uh...no.

Apparently sledgehammer sarcasm

always escapes your grasp.

[TheModestAgnostic]

Damn you! I laughed:-)

[Micfri]

a big mateing?

[tomtom1989]

so do i sean so do i,but i wanna go out happy

[Bodobaas]

If I have to die, I'm taking you with me Sean.

[YikNing19521]

you know you may act like you may not be a regular humor.

but just like everybody else

[YikNing19521]

thats just cynical.

but still cool

[johntm77]

Lol nice

[RE8978]

Fuck It all

[gilligan07734]

i heard an eerily simular speach a while back. the only part that wasnt in this one was. "i want millions of people to die, tens of millions. 3000 people dosnt even make a dent in the world population."

[gabrielized]

Tongues of flame, rivers turning purple, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

Hey at least Sydney has a truly ugly horrible wall in it now. yikes.

Bring on the Apache helicopters and mob control. sheesh. all for a bunch of wonks that won't make any reasonable decisions anyway.

[gratex]

too true man, too true

look how spasticated our values were 50 years, WW2 made people sick of that bullshit... oh shit... i'm oh... "we need another war". lol

[Svendar]

Excellent... :)

[d1mf1n]

Go buy something then maybe youll be happy, no, go buy a whole lot of shit and maybe youll forget all about the bullshit like global warming.

[ChristopherMast]

Which came first, the insanity, the boredom, the chicken, or the egg?

[genesayssitdown]

if i said anything like this i would literally get a visit from the fbi or secret service

[yaffle]

JohnHoward2007 has just declared vlog wars on you.

[bwhahrhr]

OMG I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS VIDEO!

[Emochilda7x]

u like making videos

[AngryAussie]

So if the terrorists attack again we get free soup?

[lazymornings]

ever tried to buy a bomb(thats bomb not bong)fuking millions, guess it's another luxury for rich

[kryshock]

great as always, waiting for moar

[genghis6199]

so boring waiting for the end of the world. look how pathetic i am. first to comment. meh

[genghis6199]

so boring i typed too slowly to get in. that'd be right. is there a 767 handy with enuff juice to get to sydney?. i got a stanley knife