A Yankee Doodle Dandy

[kayleepokemon1]

The song was impressive. I really liked it.

[Dmasterman]

@SirConnery11 Mine is 12

[MtgBeast69]

@Dmasterman Haha Yeah Right.. Rofl

[Dmasterman]

@MtgBeast69 it is ask your mom if you don't believe me

[MtgBeast69]

@Dmasterman Haha i think you might have accidently pushed the 1 while you were pushing the 2 button.

[Dmasterman]

@MtgBeast69 No it's 15 inches. you mad?

[MtgBeast69]

@Dmasterman You seem to be changing your story asshole. im not mad. but im not some jackass who goes on the internet and boasts about a 2 inch penis.

[Dmasterman]

@MtgBeast69 First ad hom. You're mad you got a small dick

[aziangirlluv]

@MtgBeast69 lol you have a small dick

[MtgBeast69]

@aziangirlluv You arent in this Cuntlick. just leave and go suck your shemales penis. i said HE had a 2 inch penis. not me fuckface. no one likes you. just go sit in a corner and drink bleach. whore

[aziangirlluv]

@MtgBeast69 hey you have a small dick, so what if girls won't like you? just accept it

[MtgBeast69]

@aziangirlluv HAHA You... are the funniest person i know. i think your thinking of yourself. so now do as daddy says.... sit in that corner in your room... and drink Bleach

[aziangirlluv]

@MtgBeast69 i like how you laughed at what I said. it mean's you're insecure about the fact I'm right

[yankeevet1]

OMG.........IS THIS FOR REAL??

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

"[...]sings the uncensored[...]

There is seriously a censored Version of this?!

[computernerd564]

How are you not famous yet. This is awesome.

[computernerd564]

How are you not famous yet. This is pretty good.

[CloneTrooperKieran]

this is scary 

[mightybeeb]

obviously a democrat

[afrundzhyan75]

This song is new,I never heard of this one

[TheMrSmissen]

@SirConnery11

is 10 inch to big for you?

[caramelizeme]

wha?

[crazymatthew53]

OMG! This is what England would of sang!!!

[keinve2]

@crazymatthew53 Well, consider what it means. Remember the version you taught as a kid? Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni? Let us break down said insult.

Yankee - at the time, it meant a hick, a hillbilly. Doodle was, likely, just a generally insulting term.

Macaroni; a term for fashin in which 'young, effete males' wore their hair (usually wigs) in high curls. It is the 1700's equivalent of the Village People.

[LucyDepp24]

love this n.n

[davetonia1233]

i think someone posted them as a text response on here somewhere

[Benjahmmin]

what mpc he use?:D

[yung777771]

ding dong ding dong donana phone

[ADandylion007]

My god, there are some real ignorant people in the world *shakes head*

[ibuaye5]

Ooops!! I'm sorry baby!!! I thought that was your age!!! So! I gather from your comments you have some eating disorder also! Hum!!! How deliciously anorexic! So... then....that is why you don't like to 69!! You just can't put nothing in your mouth!

[Shielah69]

You're a fucking IDIOT!! You should be shot with balls of your own shit.

[tombradley]

Shielah,

I like your attitude. Are you familar with the phrase "Go fuck your blind aunt ."

I never understood it, but I like it .

Some say he farts so loud in Africa they say "Haaaaaaaa!"

Tom

[Shielah69]

I'm not sure of that saying so I looked it up. It is popular in gayborhoods like The Castro in San Fransisco, I guess that's where you heard it. Tell me, were you wearing a dress?

[ibuaye5]

Shielah dear!!! You are just so darling you made tons of enemies in the West Coast talking shit about about San Francisco, you idiot!!! Leave San Franciso and the Fucking Castro alone. It seems that both places occupy too much of your pea size brain to even offend anyon in an intelligent manner. And by the way in your couldn't you get a more decent number for your stupid name, 69 is that what you like or what you lack?!

[Shielah69]

What is "anyon"? is that the way you spell in San Fransisco? Very intelligent.

"Tons of enemies" does this mean the good citizens of The Castro are grossly overweight as you are?

BTW, 69 is the year I was born, shielah is an acronym. (I know you'll have to wiki that word).

[stre0539]

Verse 7

Our Jemima's lost her mare

and can't tell where to find her,

but she'll come trotting by and by

and bring her tail behind her

Two and two may go to bed;

two and two together,

and if there is not room enough,

lie one a top o'to'ther.

[JRams88]

@stre0539

thanks

[stre0539]

Verse 6

Seth's Mother went to Lynn

to buy a pair of breeches,

The first time Vathen put them on

he tore out all the stitches;

Dolly Bushel let a fart,

Jenny Jones she found it,

Ambrose carried it to mill

where Doctor Warren ground it.

[stre0539]

Verse 5

Punk in pye is very good

and so is apple lantern,

had you been whipp'd as oft as I

you'd not have been so wanton:

Uncle is a Yankee man

'I faith he pays us all off,

and he has got a Fiddle

as big as Daddy's hogs trough.

[stre0539]

Verse 4

Christmas is a coming boys

well go to Mother Chases,

and there we'll get a sugar dram,

sweeten'd with melasses:

Heigh he for our Cape Cod,

heigh he Nantasket,

do not let the Boston wags,

feel your oyster basket.

[stre0539]

Verse 3

Aminadab is just come home

his eyes all greas'd with bacon,

and all the news that he cou'd tell

is Cape Breton is taken:

Stand up Jonathan

Figure in by Neighbour,

Nathen stand a little off

and make the room some wider

[stre0539]

Verse 2

Sheep's head and vinegar

butter milk and tansy,

Boston is a Yankee town

sing hey doodle dandy:

First we'll take a pinch of snuff

and then a drink of water,

and then we'll say how do you do

and that's a Yanky's supper

[stre0539]

Verse 1

Brother Ephraim sold his cow

and bought him a commission,

and then he went to Canada

to fight for the nation;

But when Ephraim he came home

he pov'd an arrant coward,

he wou'd'n't fight the Frenchmen

for fear of being devour'd.

[rockstar19981998]

No one F's with America. We'll nuke you bastards!

[tombradley]

Goddam right!

Goddam scurvy antidemocratic. Look over there. We're going to turn your desert into a glass parking lot.

[jebech11]

hil US!!

Denmark q;

[JRams88]

i'm not english, so someone could post the text of this version?

[Rohan4basu]

i got get it?

[Rosiercentral]

HAHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!

I was listening to the song again and then I heard my homecity of LYNN!!!! GaAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Rosiercentral]

Isn't this the original Yankee Doodle, where the British were making fun of us and then, on the Battle of Lexington and Concord, the Americans did their own turn and mocked them as the Brits rushed back to Boston.

"Upon their return to Boston [pursued by the Minutemen], one [Briton] asked his brother officer how he liked the tune now, — 'Dang them,' returned he, 'they made us dance it till we were tired' — since which Yankee Doodle sounds less sweet to their ears."

[nilbud]

@Rosiercentral That's such a crock of horseshit.

[Rosiercentral]

@nilbud Prove me wrong then. Find the historical documents that support your agrument. Because I did. :P

[patricia0716]

scrimoparobarodabobidedobop

bbab bada bi ba ba barop bop bap bap barop bop im the scatman

[sieman700]

and thats what my girlfriend loves about me you get it

[kuleczkaxD]

good one :D 10 for You :D

[egfigolga]

ROCK ON!

[qboxer]

Ain't that the truth. :D

[GN777Sia]

not an american but love this song

[54spiritedwill54]

Really interesting.

[draconat1]

the south can bend down and suck my yankee 10 inch fucking cock. north rules

[heavell99]

I just can't get over how passionate he is about this. It's a song, and he's trying... SO hard.

[heavell99]

*Cringes* He... He really is bad... He's really bad at that things he's playing. Why didn't he just use an acoustic guitar?

[klownboy]

He invents his own instruments and learns to play them, he doesn't need a guitar. He's also an amazing songwriter and singer. Check out his solo albums, they're awesome.

[draconat1]

is he making FUN OF US YANKEES?

IF HE IS WHERE DOES THAT DAMN REBEL LIVE WELL REFIGHT THE SOUTH ANY FUCKING DAY. WE BEAT EM ONCE WE CAN BEAT EM AGIAN.

[punictunic]

Wrong war - see comment below

[imthegreenfaiiry]

for all those people who are hating on this song i hope y'all know that yankee doodle was originally a british song that insulted the colonials (<~is that the proper word?)

i don't know if this is the actual song but yea, the soon to be americans liked the tune so we changed up the words and called it our own; although it wasn't

[BennyTheGun]

british batards  !

[punictunic]

Hung by your own 'batard'. I think the song says that Yanks are ignorant. Shame there's no proof of that.

[phynchdoc]

hah hah hah *cries* oh poetic ironey benny be thy name

[swissking007]

nice tune indeed

[juggalo41]

This guy sucks his own dick...i saw no yanking of the doodle at all... he thinks hes a patriot worse discrace to this country

[joseph2137]

this reminds me of 1 of the mods i played on steam lol

[keinve2]

Specifically(in the most well known verse), 'Yankee' meant 'fool', or 'simpleton' at the time. 'Doodle' was a synonym for yankee. 'Macaroni' was a reference to the macaroni club, which was pretty much a homosexual club.

[DragonsForces]

Erm, woaw I've never seen that instrument before, like some weeks ago I saw this wierd instrument you didn't touch at all and u only need to close your palm close to it and it made sound.^^

[Lovuschka]

DragonsForces, the instrument you talk about is probably a Theremin (named after his inventor).

[flippysnotze]

We were a motley looking bunch weren't we! lol My Great Grandfather fought at the Plains of Abraham. Light foot.

[pytko3]

This then is the version of the song that sung durring the French and Indian War isn't it?

[pytko3]

Yeah that was funny back in the 1st grade. Grow up.

[HomeImprovementkid]

the only bad yankees are New York

[love391]

LAMO BOOO!!!!!!!!!THIS VIDEO SUCKS

[webkinzfanrox123]

how is that spam

[Joshua798]

when did i say thats spam?

man ure soo dumb u cnat read

[webkinzfanrox123]

nO I WAS TALKING BOUT A COMMENT THAT SAID

LOL

LOL

LOL

[Joshua798]

ure soo stupid!

[Joshua798]

dont reply back

[Joshua798]

my bad man...i didnt mean it

it was my cuz

i ahve my profile on auto sign in...

...i dont like signing in all the time it bugs me

[kool1678]

the dutch national anthem is longer(wilhelmus)!

[keniichi]

LMBO.

[Joshua798]

lol

yea

[thegrubber]

Thank you so much for posting this . I think this is awesome how we can see how a our world wide nick name of Yank came about.

[gyube]

I just noticed this Brian Dewan looks like Matt Casamassina from the IGN Nintendo team.

[gyube]

Why couldn't this have been the American national anthem? It's way catchier.

[armenianply]

thats hard to believe jason but if its true thats cool

[motleyhar]

Really interesting.

[jasonvtaz]

Perhaps you do not realize that there are over 50 versions of Yankee Doodle, including this one. The most common lyrics today "Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni" were actually created as a parody.

[superiman45]

Uhhhhh.......

[silver965]

is this a song about patriotism or food and spoiled attitudes?

[badboi697]

"yankee doodle went to town

to play a game of cricket

a ball shot up his trouser leg

and hit his middle wicket"

[flippysnotze]

lol!

[vann20]

DRINK FASTER HUZZAH!! He is DA MAN! ^^

[Gothicfan11]

GREAT !

[tombradley]

Wonderful. I love this song especially what Lafayette did with it at the Yorktown surrender. I never knew these lyrics.

BTW victuals is pronounced vittles.

[SaarIL]

LOL thhat cool

i know how to play this on the guitar

[hashmir100]

What just happend

[OmgDiscoDied]

Thats a good question

[flippysnotze]

lol

[briahna93]

um i didnt hear the part where is goes yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony stuck a feather in his and and called it maceroni

[keniichi]

different version.

[keniichi]

hey!!!!!!!!!

[zucoy21z89]

Question,do any of you know if yankie comes from the Indian name for English? When I watched Last of the Moehecans the Indians called the English Yangish or similar is it from that?

[jodiandwieke]

Yankee is dutch it is a combination of two names, Jan and Kees.. they came to live in america en becouse the dutchmen almost all had the same name they called them yankees[and becouse they couldn't understand them to well]

[zucoy21z89]

That was bloody brilliant,thanks.

[mattkilleen]

I greatly prefer the censored version.

[kimiakiwi]

okay wierd

[LazyBadgerHC715]

this shit is weird where did you get the singing rubarb

[keniichi]

whatever loser.

[pupaboy]

I wish someone would post a copy of his film strip "Before the White Man Came".

[112266]

did u notice since the beginning of the song,that guys face was burning red?Like tomato sauce on a pizza!LOL

[keniichi]

yeah lol i noticed that.

[keniichi]

Ok, thanks, for replying to my comment. Um, how do you know all this?

[anableps]

The lyrics are from the earliest known version set to this music in 1775. This *IS* the actual song, but being a folk song the lyrics changed over time. It became a patriotic song once the Revolutionary War began.

[keniichi]

Where did you get this, cool song?! I know that this isn't the actural song.

[DarkSuperstar100]

this is cool but this isn 't the song.

[theNervoustwitch]

He once did work with the Blue Man Group back in the late 80's, working on music and such. Saw him open for They Might Be Giants once. He's cool

[onepack]

awesome

[ASTID]

Oh, yeah, more please, where did you get this?!

Kenji's girl out!