The Penis Song - Monty Pythons

[Lockpeople]

What a frightfully witty song. Terribly witty.

[ColtonOweekly]

This will play at my funereal.

[theamandakhole]

omg :D

[shadowwarrior55555]

now go to the boner song :)

[DuhuKaralius]

I need some lyrics... am I the only one?

[DrClutchMD]

@DuhuKaralius isnt it awfully nice to have a penis isnt it frightfully good to own a dong its swell to own a stiffy its devine to own a dick from the tiniest little tadger, to the worlds biggest prick So three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas Horray for your one eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork your wifes best friend your percy or your cock you can wrap it up in ribbons you can stick it in your sock but dont stick it out in public or theyll stick you in the dark and you wont come back

[DuhuKaralius]

@DrClutchMD I owe you a beer mate.

[DrClutchMD]

@DuhuKaralius No biggie ;)

[Boognish89]

@spartq77 I must disagree, but...if its not funny why watch it?

[arouska]

Creosote!

[Boognish89]

@er10b I agree lol who wouldn't love this song otherwise

[MrCrazypython]

The most beautiful song of all time.

[TheSithClan]

82 females aren't in the kitchen

[TheFIRST3DYogurt]

@TheSithClan u mad bro?

[PotatoChipLover]

@TheFIRST3DYogurt

Trollloloololoool

[namekman01]

your wife's best friend?

here i was thinking it was ramon, the ultra gay romatic

[punkrock755]

So classy, yet so not.

[SpartQ77]

monty python will never be funny....

[angelbabe197]

well Lets rock baby

[thetank83g]

this song is so true

[blackdragonB9Y0]

lol AMV hell? anyone?

[Rainbowtardiful]

If only british people were actually like that instead of calling everyone a chav or a prick.

[SnakesShed]

@Rainbowtardiful shut it! ya fucking prick

[Rainbowtardiful]

@SnakesShed u mad bro?

[BeckiWillieho95]

ehm I`m a cute and sesy girl with a nice personality kiss

[Kapwnage0]

@BeckiWillieho95 Wat?

[Kaiyou1691]

Thumbs up if your a guy who completely agrees!

[BKidLearningSpanish]

omg lol didn't understand a word he said but pussy, cock and penis.

[thefletchishere]

noel coward would have loved this sketch

[moonlight293]

This is why I love British humor - they speak about vulgar things in a way that doesn't seem vulgar at all! xD (And thus makes it more funny and less disgusting)

[VansJohnnyEy]

XDD

[Jonodude0]

3 cheers

[KinoHermesJourney]

"You can wrap it up in ribbons" lol, I mean, I get how you could tie a bow around it like it was a present, but who would go to the trouble of wrapping up their entire penis in ribbons (unless they discovered it was their personal favourite masturbation technique).

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@KinoHermesJourney

Now, I might try that...

[ZedemMonk]

Here's 'a little number' I tossed off recently in the Caribbean is the first of fourteen common names for the little solider who stands at attention for half of humanity mostly due to the other half.

[l8in64]

Graaham, cheer up you old bugger

[museworld09]

Matt Bellamy's fault I'm here!..oh wait, that was another video...oops. Haha I liked this though! LOL

[TheMuseaddict1]

@museworld09 gotta love musers :')

[museworld09]

@TheMuseaddict1 haha hell yes!!

[leethacksawninja1]

@MissBuecherfreak it's from a movie

[Stipi2007]

77 Dislikers dont have a Cock!

[R3N0420]

@Stipi2007  agreed lol

[hotcheetos191]

Ha! Take that, women.

[yandroskhaos]

This is as classy as music can get.

[lady12480]

Ringtone

[TinselFairy]

I don't believe i've ever heard this song in my life but somehow I knew it.

[MissBuecherfreak]

WTF? Is he crazy to say something like that in public? But I like it ;-)

[Scarecrowking]

@MissBuecherfreak You need to begin living outside of the box, ma'am.

[ForceRecon198]

You can stick it in your sock!

[colobius]

If I were jewish I would want this song played at my circumcision.

[BloodyShadowMusic]

Although I'm a girl I think this is just.. awesome :D

[Panthiest]

This....is...the best song EVER!

[woollybully100]

Can't say that I disagree with that song.

[blueagate]

I hadn't heard this one before that is hysterical! Gotta love Monty Python. Thanks for posting this one.

[ACDCFan15Swe]

77 viewers are female XD

[razeal18]

this is was what british men had before video games and porn to bond with other males.

[stawaz]

RRttthhtthht thank you very much!

[tvoie]

77 people don't have a penis

[FredLikesMushrooms]

That was me singing. :D

[machinimamarlon]

Wow, I was so bored so I typed in penis song and found this.

BEST DAY EVAR!!!

[FretFreak02]

77 people ''a won'te comma back''.

[piratelover43]

that was...uh how shall we say...interesting.

[girtar]

How the hell is lady gaga-Bad Romance a link to this video o.O????????

[dujecetinic]

@girtar She has a little stiffy... that's why...

[DynVec]

What a ?!? witty song?

[ThePoser505]

77 people have a tiny dick

[RomZomCom]

@ThePoser505

Wrong, they're women.

[coolsmile13]

omg!

isnt it awfully nice to have a penis xDDDD

[ichinose87]

I want this as a ringtone!

[BidefordLife]

lol

[rkolabhai]

Press 2 repeatedly.

[Kreevey]

I played this on my nana's funeral... Everyone loved it!

[BigStickProducitons]

the first clapping couple said : What a frightfully whitty song.

"Terrible Dear" XDDDDD

[larz25000]

I believe she says " Terribly clever" @BigStickProducitons

[BigStickProducitons]

@larz25000 hmm, Yeah , you're right.

[Bilvysaur]

Omg I showd did t me frend nt telling her wa it ws called she pissed herself laffin

[xFINExLINEx]

@Bilvysaur The English language is dead at your feet, blood leaking from the chainsaw wounds in its chest as you ejaculate over its mangled corpse....

[jacob1029]

Only us could come up with this:D

[thedarthman1138]

71 people have taken their dong out in public.

[coralin378]

I wish I can just go to a fancy party and play this for the upper crust guests xD

[3kn1v3s10]

i love how im seeing serious comments on a video like this.

[aryanstallyan]

err thngu vrr much

[Nat4Brendan]

"What a frightfully witty song!'

[ARFCguy]

Monty "Python". Fuck.

[AnImmovableObject]

I'll bet he's tossed his little number off recently in the Carribean alright, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

[claire0rockz]

"Uh, thank you very much."

[bellybuttoner69]

lol pmsl

[coolter88]

just too funny

[AnimegamerMaximum]

LMAO!!! XD

[mikhailkost]

Simply amazing.

[phantom1897]

He's making fun of Noel Coward here isn't he?

[ThePsychicMantis]

And this is why British humour rule the world!

[pedodebruja]

this is so beautiful

[ComedyLiker23]

At 0:31 , the first thing that popped in my mind was Pee Wee Herman's arrest back in 1991.

[M0RGaN98]

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[AniBOOx3]

eeew this song is wrong x|

[harrifer3000]

Todger not tagger.

Silly Americans, we know your slang but you never learn ours.

[barmybeth]

I totally agree!

[KisameOwnsYouAll]

wtf? xD

[professor314]

Awesome. I found the sheet music for this online so now I can play it whenever I'm in public.

[mankyman6]

God bless the cock!

[HappyGestapo]

it sure is wonderful to own a penis.

[bigbadreddog]

Hahahahahahahahaa oh man that's fucking funny

[acedude181]

im so happy i have a dick

[rjconnolly64]

That's sexist :( (BTW I'm a male)

[nylonstrings07]

@rjconnolly64 But you obviously have lost yours



[jones3420012001]

@rjconnolly64 (BTW you are an ass)

[UweKeim]

Very good.

[kronocyber]

I came back

[smartman136]

@flamingbat well by the sound of the song he could use his "rod" as a beatin stick and the balls it takes to do this and beat thrm to death with them

[sverredennye]

i got this movie. i got all parts.

[scarbmx]

(_)_)lllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllD

[twunk12]

Frightfully witty!

[lilyann95]

ahahaha!......... no coment

[Scottcmilk]

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[CreepingDeath95xX]

I have a large bell

[FILLYTHEHILLBILLY]

@CreepingDeath95xX u are a large bell

[FlamingBat]

How fast do you think security would escort him out of the restaurant if this happened in real life?

[Zlagie]

@FlamingBat 2.5 Seconds.

[NandoDCFerreira]

friking out

[outsideprojects21]

<==3

[Aussie27Legend]

Anyone know where to find the sheet music for this? That would be epic.

[Aussie27Legend]

Monty Python for life!

[Annemarie92]

Great! =D

[dumezz]

Nice <=======================3

[NatosREekeiEinai]

i need the lyrics , i cant understand exactly what he says x)

[spieljawsfan]

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tagger To the world's biggest prick So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it on your sock But don't take it out in public Or they'll stick you in the dock And you won't come back"

[NatosREekeiEinai]

ahahahhahahahahaha simple but amazing xD god knows how i love this movies... thanks

[spieljawsfan]

You're welcome :)

[NatosREekeiEinai]

But don't take it out in public Or they'll stick you in the dock ahahhaa

[kaseycutie12]

@NatosREekeiEinai

and you wont,a-come a-back!

uuugh thank you very much :3

[HermioneWeasly12]

Gross but funny.

[rubsley]

@spieljawsfan it's "todger", I think, not "tagger"

[spieljawsfan]

@rubsley The subtitles on the film said, "tagger," although I might have spelt it wrong, and it could be "tadger." I don't know.

[weemadtommy]

@spieljawsfan Thank you for noting that because i would have never noticed it if you hadn't pointed it out

[spieljawsfan]

@weemadtommy Are you serious or is that sarcasm? I'm sorry, I wanna be sure :)

[weemadtommy]

@spieljawsfan IM TRYING TO BE RUDE DAMNIT DX

[spieljawsfan]

@weemadtommy I thought so. 

[shaldana]

@spieljawsfan

Not a tagger. It's a tadger.

[rockylegend333]

lolololololololololololololol Penis

[EIJstudios]

8=======D O==========8

[TheSully111]

wtf

[NarniaFan88]

"Gah thank you very much."

[jaksooon]

'Here's one I tossed off in the Carribean!'

great stuff!!

[76juno]

There were six Pythons. Five of them were Brits plus the American Terry Gilliam who was born in Medicine Lake, Minnesota.

Gilliam did all the Python's animations, while his most famous acting role was probably that of a character called Patsy in Holy Grail. He was the guy who trotted behind King Arthur clicking the two halves of coconut together.

[SmerfTeam]

@76juno I loved the scene with the coconut XD

[drsloan]

Don't forget Neil Innes, the "7th Python," who wrote much Monty Python music including the Holy Grail.

[mangofrank35]

Think it's a Noel Coward spoof.

[dravarian26]

Don't judge a country by what the people on the internet are saying. Half the Americans commenting ignorant stuff probably just think their being funny. Anyone intelligent usually veers away from idiotic converstations like that anyway.

[deceiver123m]

@dravarian26 good thing ur bitch ass didnt beer veer away from it then. fucking queen lover

[dravarian26]

what?

[slimfchance1]

We've got to act like grown-up people, and ignore ethnocentric, adolescent-minded assholes like deceiver123m. British comedy, when properly done (as the Python does it) is the finest, most subtle humor on Earth, even when couched in crude seeming dick jokes. My best example: Sir Terry Pratchett.

[JonnyRic07]

@slimfchance1

Agreed (Especially the amazing mix of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman)

On a side note, I'd like to apologize on behalf of reasonably minded Americans for allowing that person access to the internet.

[redhotminipepper]

UUUuhhhhh... thank you very much xD

[Cheeky0x0]

OH MY GOOODDDD! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA XD!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!! Serious comedic genius is this sketch!!!

[Sawa137]

pure genius

[AmorTierra420]

lol! what the hell?

[TheGreatCrow]

I would tip my hat this to man if was there

[josh420masterB]

I love the next part. "Oh shit, it's Mr. Creosote!!!" (fish scatter)

[julieorralexlover69]

L.M.A.O.

[movits10]

goos:P

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[TehMastere]

hoooray for your John Thomas :p

[b1b3b]

ahha, that was cool, hahha, =D

made my day!

[Pwned2862]

what the fuck O.o Lol é.é

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Uhhhthankyuvermuch. LOL!

[LawlietJP]

Your IQ is <80

[goldenboy140]

Oh My God!!! i just discovered it yesterday...I have a penis too o.O

[Triplesod]

Wow! That's a coincidence! So you found this song, just the day after you discover that you actually have the thing the song is all about?!

Or, did you decide to have a search around the internet to find out what a penis can do, after you realised you had one?

Had you seen it before and just completely forgot you had it, or was it something that'd been passed down through your family, kind of like a heirloom and you found it whilst going through some old boxes or boxer shorts, or something?

[goldenboy140]

yeah, the thing is, after countless hours of investigation

i found out that you inherit it, means that, and that's what made me speechless, my Father has a Penis too. Now doesn't that sound awesome, i mean there seem to be more people like me who have a penis.

[Triplesod]

You'd probably be surprised just how common they are.

I dunno if it's just an urban myth or an old wives tale, or something but I once heard that just under half of the whole population have a willy! HALF the population!! That's literally hundreds of people!!

[fangirl8392]

That's disgusting.

[cl0vvntiem]

I would lift my glass in a toast to the one-eyed trouser snake.

[theplaydoman7]

which film is this clip from?

[Dietersaey]

monty python's meaning of life

[KizukuKanshi]

I was given a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time, according to a famous comedian. XD

[aquamarinebbe]

hehe

[woeisme123]

LucaTurilli89 why u hate'n fo?! nasty as skin glove filled with dirt up on yo diKKK! Sure the girls lovEEE that!