The Count & Cookie Monster- Apples

[sojurn13]

)9ulkg!

[nayamofowaya]

Look at the 1%er trying to palacate the Count with cores! #occupysesamestreet

[AeonofOblivion]

Best muppets video ever :D

[TheDudecof]

1 nipple HAHAHA! 2 nipples HAHAHA! 3 nippes AH...oh im outa here

[kirbyshortcake]

The ending is priceless hahhahahahah

[XxXShqiponjaXxX]

FUCK IS THAT FUNNY A A A A A A A A A

[MeisterQualle]

this ending was hilarious A AH AH AH

[juanlopeztacosanchez]

Good to see Cookie Monster having a balanced diet and not sticking with junk food all the time

[Tauric94]

the cookiemonster eats apples???????

[crazitaco]

@Tauric94 cookiemonster eats ANYTHING :)

but cookies are his favorite

[rkbelgrave]

Waste none....want none!

[keybearersora]

Now this is the kind of video that could put all the "Veggie Monster" crap to rest.

[77chivan]

JoeandOlly: if its for faggots then you are one cuz u commented after you watched the video :) ah ah ah

[egg64]

Greedy son of a.

[maximvint]

1:43 LOL))))

[OperationKayKay]

bahaha =) what a fatty =P i love cookie monster

[MichaelBrookham]

This is one of the few times Cookie Monster doesn't eat or talk about cookies. He actually says he loves to eat apples. I think, seeing that he has eaten apples in other skits, that apples are probably Cookie Monster's second-favourite food. Who says he doesn't eat healthy?

[w0jciech7]

He speaks a little bit like a Borat;)

[ButterflyDoom]

WHAT

WHAT

[CaptMARNEY]

At the end I think you can hear some of the people off-camera laughing

[ICandyFreakxx]

@CaptMARNEY Lol! I can hear them to!

[themanunknown9]

besides kermit and abraham lincoln, i cannot think of a more influential and important figure in american history than the count dracula. his ability to teach us all how to count (with histrionic aspects and adeptness), is the reason i am taking electrical engineering at MIT. no joke (haha, i know it sounds funny). but seriously, his voice has been instilled in my brain from the day i counted to the day, now, where i program MSJ1T computer chips. whenever im puzzled on a circuit, phone the DRAC

[elvensith001]

Even better, what "DisMupPix010" said.

[disneynut06]

I love it when Cookie imitates the Count's "Ah-ah-ah-ah!" laugh at the end. :D

[perfecttomato14]

@disneynut06 It sounds like he using a villain's evil laughter.

[WildWelshWitch]

hmm...cookie monster announcing he likes to eat apples...apples are healthy food.

Hmm, contractual obligations towards a healthy diet fufilled, let the monster eat cookies now!

[xf62t]

is't that fuc* is't that ... wait

[Velocityangel]

"Me love to eat apples!" - No, Cookie Monster. No you do not. The clue is in the name.

[karen2194]

I remember thaaat!!!

[johaber20]

holy Cow! since when does cookie monster not eat cookies? He doesn't love apples. LIES!

[johaber20]

holy shit! since when does cookie monster not eat cookies? He doesn't love apples. LIES!

[HelenaVenom]

How the hell could 11 people dislike this masterpiece?

[KingOfCarrotflowers]

The Count......Erm....one?

[michffl2004]

Count_von_Count didn't comb his hair this particular morning.

[Tonimachtdas]

what are these 4 points at the end?

[JoeandOlly]

I love that this clip has my two favorite characters in it, but, I hate that COOKIE monster is eating APPLES! fuck you Sesame Street! Fuck you for making cookie monster more P.C. him eating vegetables and fruit is just BULL!

[elvensith001]

@JoeandOlly Dude, this is old shit. He never Just ate cookies, he's always eaten a wide variety of foods-- whatever he can get his hands on, usually. Better yet if it's sweet.

What if you only ate your favorite food? You'd get sick, violently ill, pretty quickly. Now, cookie monster was no model of a healthy lifestyle, but of course, one cannot survive on the sustenance provided from cookies and only cookies.

Idiot.

[JoeandOlly]

@elvensith001 wow... because puppets are real. and they can die from being unhealthy. He's COOKIE MONSTER. fuck you and your logic.

[elvensith001]

@JoeandOlly

Firstly, you said "fuck you for making cookie monster more politically correct". It started out "politically correct," if that's what this is. This clip is old, and "politically correct." It has always been this way. Your logic is flawed.

Secondly, of course puppets are real, dumbass! Go to your Dollar Tree and find a puppet. Poke at it a bit. Can you feel it? Can you see it? It is real. Muppets are similarly real, if we assume that they are just another breed or type of puppet.

[FrukSkoFcsae]

"now I have nothing left to count"

righttttt

[FrukSkoFcsae]

love the lightning

[Meticcio696]

ahahha

[SimpleJars]

0:57 ROFL

1:44-1:46 "Oh brother..."

[DJBUBBLEGOOSE]

THE END IS JUST SO SO FUNNY MAN AHAHAHA

[5282890]

@DJBUBBLEGOOSE you mean to tell me you dont eat like that!?

[satansstepfather]

Whats Kristy Hinze doing in this clip.....lol

[t3du]

WHAT!!!!! THE COOKIE MONSTER EATING APPLES?,, I BEEN BETRAYED. n NO NooOOOOO, C IS FOR COOKIE SHOULD BE ENOUGH YOU, NOOO

[t3du]

WHAT!!!!! THE COOKIE MONSTER EATING APPLES?,, I BEEN BETRAYED. n NO NoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO­OO, C IS FOR COOKIE SHOULD BE ENOUGH YOU, NOOO

[keith23uk]

Cookie monster are the count are so great, brings back old memories hehe.

[DisMupPix010]

Cookie Monster has never only eaten cookies, he has always eaten everything, and this vintage sketch proves it.

[evilsupergoku]

When in the hell does cookie monster eat frikin apple's. His name is "Cookie Monster" for a reason. D:

[chaosOgoddess]

@evilsupergoku I know! I don't like it either! :(

[DisMupPix010]

@evilsupergoku

He eats anything.

[BlueBlanky]

Yeah, the people on the set WERE laughing at the end.

[SantaWithTeeth]

Apple Monster

[apollothamc]

Cookie and count are like a double act

[DziaduCygan]

Antidepressant :D ... This is so awesome :D ... I lmao at the aneding :D

[mikeygeneral]

Cookie fucks me up yo.........LMAO

Even the people on set were laughing.

[dtrocks6]

apple monster AH AH AH AH

[NadiaKun]

LMAO THE ENDING!

[thuaners]

ahhahah!! :) i love the ending :D

[PeicyP]

lmaooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!­!! LOL @ him laughing like count at the end hahahahaa.. eats the apple cores an takes off hahaha

[titodelibero]

Eat ease eye the Clown Muncher, me am a cookie who laughs to cook apple mash in the skull-lairy... ah ah ah ah! 8D

[underweightHater]

when he shoves the apple cores into his mouth you can hear people on set laughing, right?

i cracked up too... it was so unexpected and well done.

[PhototoxicMadchen]

Oh man. I love the cookie monster. XD

[bgrasso5]

the end is sooo funny ah ah ah ah nom nom nom nom nom!

[camberwellbeauty153]

im so sorry.. me love to eat apples. he's not sorry XD

[PhototoxicMadchen]

Lol. No he isn't. XD

[WarioLoaf2D]

1:10 - Cookie monster is humping the count

[AlexDeLarge90]

Gottta love how Cookie Monster imitates the laughing of the Count, before deciding to eat the apple cores as well. LOL

[Xercom]

Getting rid of the Count was the start of S Streets downward slant. He was awesome

[brianklick]

They didnt get rid of the Count and never will i hope. the original performer, Jerry Nelson, still performs him to this day

[Xercom]

I havn't seen him.

[brianklick]

I kno they showed him the preview for the 40th season

[Xercom]

You lost me

[brianklick]

Like a month ago i found a video of the preview of SS 40th season with clips and 2 of them had the Count in them

[Xercom]

So they brought him back?

[brianklick]

No he never left, hes been in all 40 seasons now of SS and all 40 yrs he has been performed by Jerry Nelson

[TriggerHappyGuy]

It started when the cookie monster started eating apples.

[at1212b]

@Xercom When and why did they get rid of him?

I remember reading somewhere that some parents were worried that he was Satanic or something.

[DisMupPix010]

@at1212b

Don't worry. The Count never left. He is still on Sesame Street and was even seen on the show's latest season. :-)

[TheClassicalLiberal]

The Count used to scare me.

[superspongenova]

DIAJSIOD

AT THE END

"AH AH AH AH AH Ahah ahah ahaha PANT PANT PANT

OMNOMNOM"

[leecm]

I love how Count stops laughing at the end and gives Cookie Monster a head cocked to the side, quizzical look.

[wwe697]

cookie monster he's the best

[badabinghades]

hee hee this is hilarious!!Cookie monster is so touching when he says "me sorry!" and hugs Count<3 haha by the way,I wonder if Jim Henson&co ate those applesxD

[queenrocks21]

When the count notices the cookie monster, cookie pulls a face like he's just been found having a wank lol

[skullyxan]

FUKIN N1 M8 WHAAAAAAA ROFL LMAO

[tattiOSALA]

His laughters!!!!

In german they sound very different from this.

When I first saw it in english I was like °____°" What is he doing?!

Love this scene btw :D

[bfestin]

Classic combination of cookie and the count .. I never get tired of these Sesame street skits ..no matter how old I am ..

[cooltiger333]

Haha, I love cookie Monster. He is my favie on Sesame Street.

[OyeMiVoz]

I love the end when they're laughing together

Cookie monster sounds like he's barking

[xmushie133x]

LOL!!!

[Eddable14]

lol the cookie monster cracks me up. wen he stole the apple, look at his eyes while he goes down. lmao

[MKAS33]

It seems Cookie Monster'll "eat anything " apart from cookies.

[WyrdaPT]

Cookie Monster FTW!!

[sexycowsdontmoo6]

the count is adorable

[ncfwhitetigress]

that's why he's so popular with the ladies

[sexycowsdontmoo6]

lmao nice

[ncfwhitetigress]

indeed... i'm considering making a count puppet and doing my own puppet show to put on youtube. let's just say it won't be so innocent as sesame street's version...

[ncfwhitetigress]

ok i send u friend request

[meiyoong]

i love to count apples...

me sorry me love to eat apples...

cute and funny.... ^_^

[a0last0request]

yea xp

[sh0wmeattenti0n]

hahaha aww kawaii nee

[BigEasyWinger]

AH AH AH AH AH!!!!!!

Also, the Count seems like a unique vampire. He doesn't bite anybody and he seems to survive sunlight. He seems to be a nice non-scary vampire. :P

[gr8xman]

he is likea fruit vampire like a fruite vampire bat not the bloody thirsty kind :P

[ncfwhitetigress]

You mean he doesn't bite anybody... ON CAMERA. Whatever happened to all those guest stars? Hm?? Answer me that!!

[bassistguy]

LOL.. Cookie Monster was laughing like the Count!

[pistolswillair]

What about zero apples? No wonder kids do so poorly in algebra.

[TheStapleGunKid]

Cookie monster's accent also explains poor vocabulary.

[etrotman]

Cookie is a thief! :(

[IndieRokker247]

me and by freind watched this and kept re playing the bit where it looks like cookie is raping tha count. AGHHH such a legendary programme! has it been cancelled, anyone know? not that i want to watch it XD

[bebo421]

hahahahahahashahahahahahahaha

[TheycallmeFuzzy]

OM NOM NOM NOM

[Mehman174]

rofl @ cookie monster eating the cores at the end ahahaha

[dfhgjk45]

you're so dreamy wub x i love you xxxx

[Nushie7]

hearing the cameramen laughing behind the scenes is awesome

[simplylatina87]

wait a minute i thought cookie monster likes 2 eat cookies but i guess he likes eating other food lol...love the last part of the video it's funny lol

[lejink]

this is actually entertaining, i had some good laughs watching this video. why arent kid shows today this good. i watch dora with my daughter and i end up in a glazed over stare .. then i look over n notice shes the same. LoL

[BigEasyWinger]

LOL at the Cookie Monster laugh!

[brianklick]

that was impresive, frank was able to get all 3 cores in cookies mouth without droping 1

[AethosDkaari]

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

[TomsterMusicFanGirl]

Haha! Cookie Monster Love!

[LoraaLovebite]

AHAHHHA OMG there so cute when theyre hugging

[Yunkonho]

is count kinda have that stereotypical Jewish accent? I'm not raciest. I'm Jewish and i don't have that accent

[Duraffinity]

I thought it was supposed to be more of a Transylvanian accent, similar to "Count" Dracula.

[camaxtle]

my 2 favorite sesame street mosters.

[NikhoZ]

Yeh! Add Elmo here! They 3 rock!

[GLukeSkovarodker]

Is that f.. wait! )

[drevergreen1]

kjhsbdvkjsbnvjnzdjkfvbnsdojpfb­ngb i need to reset myself now

[Shoowtime555]

Dude is a drunky!!!

[ironlykalion619]

hahahahahahah cookie monster is soo funny!!!!!!!!!

[sundasrocker]

this is Hilarious !

[SusieQT2]

Yeah, you can hear the crew laughing!! It really is hilarious. Imagine how funny it was in person guys!!

[Hania454]

Love The Count, always makes me smile :)

[thoomoo]

my son loves cookie monster

[wanghobb]

this is actually some very funny comedy

[TFOT54]

man the old cookie monster was better now he is all healthy wack....

[johnhamilton08]

i think you can hear the crew members laughing in the background at the end... but who can blame them, Frank Oz is hilarious.

[TomsterMusicFanGirl]

hahaha me loves cookie monster hahahaha

[massLings]

lol cookie monster is the best muppet

[whyzoft]

why is the cookie monster humping the count?

[Disgustipado]

ahahah, he almost said fuck when cookie monster eats the second apple.

[whyzoft]

hahahaha yeah xD

[whato1986]

I love the crews audible response

[milosmom1234]

My kid loves Cookie Monster. I love the sneaky Cookie Monster.

[ryanegbert]

so glad my kid can watch sesame street anytime on youtube it is so wholesome and good for him

[milosmom1234]

i love that these are still great after all these years.

[Renatabgp]

This Awsomeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[COLDOG]

AH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UHHHHHHHH!

[senisi]

Growing up I never realized how funny Sesame Street was, but now it's something I can actually appreciate.

[melvyd2]

I wonder what the count thinks about the big peanut butter scare? Ah La salmonella sandwiches.....

[mikeygeneral]

if you listen carefully in the end, you will hear the camera crew laughing in the background when cookie monster goes for the apple cores.

LMAO

[whato1986]

i loved that!

[whiiitn3yy]

UGH. STUPID COOKIE MONSTER IS STEALING HIS APPLES.

I WANT TO PUNCH COOKIE MONSTER.

GJIHDSFY*DT&S^F

If I were count, i'd SUCK HIS BLOOD.

MUA HAHAHAHAHA

[KENNETHCONNEL]

>.>

[whiiitn3yy]

What the fuck is your problem?

Do I know you?

Since I don't, why do you think you have the right to insult me?

Is it fun to?

And for your information, I'm getting an A in algebra.

So I suggest you think of something else to say.

And if it makes you feel better to insult a stranger, sir, go right ahead.

[bookmoviesnob]

The cookie monster DOES NOT EAT APPLES.

Love the Count. He's way more dazzling than Edwturd the sparkly!

[Pooleman96]

"The cookie monster DOES NOT EAT APPLES."

I personally don't mind Cookie Monster eating something other than a cookie every once in a while, shows that he isn't a one-trick pony. The only Muppet with a namesake who should keep his style is the Count. If he decides to move on to letters, THEN we have a reason to panic.

[ApexGTAS]

omnomnomnomnom

[HAjonTE]

lol they are probably promoting healthy eating for kids thats why hes eating apples rather than cookies this time What a Legend!

[evan22303]

Must be a thunderstorm coming.

Maybe count could put an end to droughts.

[xxdeetsxx]

The cookie monster doesnt like apples! wtf

[Whirlpool2112]

cookie monster is funny! as for the count.... he has Obsesive Compulsive Disorder ( O.C.D) he counts every thing

[TherealRNO]

Whirl: Actually, Count Von Count is based on the vampire lore that if you throw something--preferably rice or something else small--in front of a vampire, they'll stop and start counting, leaving you time to formulate a plan.