Sam Simmons yellow t shirt man

[DarryllK]

my nanna is always saying cunt. too many people treading on waffle cones!

[chewie20040]

why so much hate? if you dont like sam simmons why are you watching his vids?

[jav69hootie]

@ benja54 I hope youNEVER get cancer. I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, even an asshole such as yourself. Anyway I'm sure everyone that actually has had the displeasure of knowing you has wished it upon you enough already.

[ozrooboy]

Haha what a champion

[WilyCarteI]

2:37 - Adam from Masterchef

[jav69hootie]

Triggaz77. What a harsh thing to type. No chance of you getting a furball, I doubt you eaten pussy let alone seen one! Your mums doesn't count, and she waxes anyway. Just ask any of her "clients" you fucking cunt, who wishes cancer on people?

[benja54]

@jav69hootie i hope you get cancer on christmas

[BiggestLilyAllenfan]

Sam is funny he is actually one of the most fucking hilarious people ever. Its sarcastic humour, i guess some of you just don't get it cause your too dumb

[benja54]

stepping on a waffle cone at my nanna's will never be the same!

[roodabah]

Jim Jeffries, now there's a comedian!!

[Tsugo582]

Early sam is still funny :)

I love sam i met him on the MICF Roadshow

he's really nice in person.

[triggaz77]

I am wishing cancer upon Sam Simmons as I type this.

[xXxDrStrangelovexXx]

@triggaz77 fuck you loser

[turdonmylips]

I saw Sam doing his "Fail" show in Melbourne the other night...it was absolute comic genius....intense, insane, creative, unpredictably exciting, stupid, incontinently funny at times....this clip was years ago, he hadn't developed to the level he's at now - not that i don't like this video, i think it's funny. But "Fail" is absolute genius...there's no one like Sam Simmons, he is a true original personality with fucking big balls...that's why he's had rave reviews in Britain

[pandaeyes42]

Sam Simmons-NOT FUNNY!!!

[capablemachine]

This is some really boring stuff, there's more to comedy than pulling a dumb face, not having timing and doing some kind of self aware awkward nonsense. I think he deliberately does badly because he knows whatever his best is would be terrible as well.

[hoopabergo]

@capablemachine You hate Sam Simmons? You probably hate democracy too

[capablemachine]

@hoopabergo I just hate it for the reasons I described.

[daspoooop]

LOL.. poor julian..

[LAtexStretch]

hahahahah

I didnt find what he was saying all that funny, but somehow the fucker was MAKING me laugh!!

Weird!

=)

[artdamage0]

i knew dmitry martin got the big notepad idea from somewhere..

[Cuzjudd]

This is from 2 years ago, he has gotten a lot better since then. Just watch his Murray Foote and Right Way wrong Way stuff from recently, side splittingly funny.

[ibeatwow]

fucking shit

[lordpolvo]

haha fucking love sam simmons =D

[CaptainSamsquanch]

hey he stole my name

[adamcellable]

I agree with Dave9823:

It's absurdist comedy, it isn't supposed to 'flow' and it is purposefully 'unfunny'.

I think he's a champ and genius.

[gauci6862xs]

disappointing. I had heard good things about him.

[Dave9823]

That's the point mate, this is fucking funny.....Sorry you didn't get it.

[mattypooshoe]

He is the unfunniest person in the world.

[viscountalpha]

This guy isn't good at all. Zach gallafanakis is great, dane cook is meh, and dave chapelle is great.

Bad timing, bad reaction. No flow to his comedy routine. He is stiff and unresponsive in his body movements.

Shitty comedian is shitty.

[perzo449]

fuck u cunt

[astrobic]

I love sam, he makes me feel happy

[Occisor20]

this may be the worst comedian I've ever seen

[badluck1986]

Who let this guy out of his cage?

[adamdude91]

he's hilarious

[pauly650]

Rite way wrong way! tell me how to make a toasted sandwich tell me how to make a god toasted sandwich rite way wrong way!

[bretro87]

Sam Simmons is a fucking lame wanker... comedy for imbeciles and grade two students.

[Eliza4Frusciante]

Oh bretro87, I personally think your choice of language is for imbeciles.

Maybe stop wasting time attempting toinsult Sam Simmons over YouTube (Which is pathetic) and go and watch the immaculate, intelligent comedy you enjoy best.

[HamishBRT]

shit

[Viewindo]

With all the RAGE!!!! He seems to be doing the job..

[flamspaj]

Sam Simmons is AWESOME! BOW DOWN TO HIS YELLOWSHIRTY GOODNESS!

[merrett]

I love the brain damage dance.

[wielderofdrumstix]

brain da-mage!

[31Sparky4059]

haha... hilarious.. what a legend. if you think it's shit, then you don't have the open mind for comedy, and should watch it again!

[munyangrang]

FUCKIN funny shit if u dont like it then dont watch it fuckheads

[teadrinkor]

Hey fuckhead, if you don't like the things we say don't read them

[munyangrang]

FUck off faggot why the fuck do u spend ur time posting comments about videos u dont even like, if u dont like the video dont watch it r u fucking retarded, go fuck ur mum u stupid cunt!

[teadrinkor]

How the fuck am i supposes to know if I like a video before I watch it? DURRRRRRRRRRRRR

[origamishotgun]

fuck oath...bunch of trolling wankers who prob only find stand up funny if its littered with so many long winded 'oh so intelligent' jokes and dont realise comedy is just about having fun and laughing...instead of picking it to pieces cos you don't think its smart enough for you.. why waste the time lol..

[mregalli]

he's so annoying but he is amusing.

[Jerdna3]

''OMG lolz hes so random'' worst comedian I have ever seen I do not exaggerate.

[cowelly1991]

Fanta Knee cancer! WHAT THE FUCK

Hahahahahaha

[paulosoz1]

Sam Simmons is NOT funny at all...

[avj00sder]

God Dammit I love him.

[pinkertonlady]

Sam's complete randomness is what makes him AWESOME!

[teadrinkor]

No, ok? He is not AWESOME. I know people are entitled to their own opinions but Sam Simmons jokes aren't jokes. He just says random unrelated things and puts ridiculos stresses on words for some reason people laugh.

Anyone could write a Sam Simmons joke:

Yesterday I made a sandwich out of apples and penguins. It wasn't very nice so I shoved it up a Power Rangers ASS (sing) Power Rangers ASS, Power renger's ASS

I can not grasp why people find him funny

[9inchsradius]

It's about the delivery. If you cant grasp it the you can FUCK OFF. (sam simmons joke.)

[kashthewarrior]

no your joke was shit.

sam simmons does tell jokes, they have a "random" eliment to them which only makes them moreso funny, ur obviously too dimwitted to understand the witt behind his jokes.

he doesnt just use randomness, he also uses stereotypes which every1 can relate to like private school boys who wear their collars up

[teadrinkor]

Shit youre right, fanta cancer of the knee and nanna's saying cunt, what obvious stereotypes. Just cos he uses one stereotype doen't mean thats what he 'does'

Sam Simmonds is the lowest common demoninator of stand up comedy

[origamishotgun]

You are just jealous cos you love Dane Cook and Rove Mcmanus you simple fuck..

Its entertaining to everyone else so its obvious you're just a bitter shitwad who is afraid to have fun..

Nuff said..

Sam Rules..

[teadrinkor]

No.

I'm not

[moondog450]

well said bro.

[stvna]

dude your a fuck head, he just uses randomness. quote one joke from this clip and ill believe you and i used to go to a private school and none of the guys wore their collars up...

[flamspaj]

Kashthewarrior can FUCK OFF!

[hxcgrant]

just because u dont find him funny doesnt mean he isnt funny .i listen to him on jjj at work all the time i find him funny .

[kashthewarrior]

*knock knock* egg man...

[agelegend]

reading that just made my day. "the future is when?"

[sammysox11]

Shame you stole my name...........

[josser83]

Sam fucken ROCKS! Get as carried away as u want! Yeah!

[origamishotgun]

Yeah screw you Ayatolla or whoever the hell you call yourself... You probably own a collection of Dane Cook dvds you idiot..

Sam simmons is bloody awesome!! GO SAM! CAT YELL!

[josser83]

Meow! Sam ROCKS!

[mgo26]

Unorthodox, but worth it to see those white bread fuckers in the audience stare incredulously. Makes a refreshing change from the usual tame Wil Anderson-type shit usually found on that show.

[t3hik]

are you like black or something?

[josser83]

I couldn't agree more.

[Bipolarvideos]

better than camera knight at least

[ReDramt]

I hate Sam Simmons so much.

[merrett]

I love Mark so much.

[ReDramt]

I love Cal so much.

[merrett]

I love Jazz more than Mark.

[ReDramt]

Ouch.

[t3hik]

dw he hates you more.

[Viewindo]

I saw Sam live a while back. His sarcastic tone just caught me, a comedian that deserves more... respect? mmm.. me thinks so.

Even when he paid out goths I laughed.

[t3hik]

yeah he's good! one of the funniest i have ever come accross.

[merrett]

I love Sam Simmons so much.

[springtit]

This guy is seriously the funniest comic around at the moment. I swear we have the same type of humour - identical!

[Ayatollah]

You call this humour?

[Viewindo]

Aww... Poor baby has to think... No like funny man...? There there, cry on my shoulder.

[shattermuse]

Dont get all carried away, mate, its not that big a deal... Sam's very funny tho.

[origamishotgun]

haha good one.. Go get fuckin fanta cancer ayatollah...

oh wow.. Ayatollah=assahole-a

suck on that unfunny shit, fuck rag..

[t3hik]

this is hilarious dip shit.

[Crazyeyes1993]

Dont do stand up.

How is being skeptical about "New Zealand" funny?

[siclad]

fanta cancer, lol

[picnictits]

at

[theytoookourjobs]

@picnictits thats a great name my name is computertits how are you?