2401 Penitent Tangent: "Not true. This installation has a successful utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and one actual. It is ready to fire on demand."
"Master Chief? Mind Telling me what ur doing on that ship? *Arbitor's Voice* NO" LOL But it would have been really funny if he had said "Cortana" LMFAO!!!
Defend this station. Yes sir! your father's actions were keeping in aosingsudibfo. Captain Miranda Keys Yes- Were happy to have you back, I apologize but *MC and Sergaent standing* but giving their capital ships *Takes his medal* are giving them a straight shot to earth. LOL
It's supposed to be "Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?" and the response is "Yes", but i guess they couldn't find 'someone' saying that.
Lol. "The Arbiter" "Arbiter" "Arbiter" "Arbiter" "Arbiter" LOLOLLOLO Hahah I like that part and "Master Cheif, do you mind telling me what your doing on that ship" "No!" LOLOL
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hahaha when the arbiter says "blow" in that deep, commanding voice it kills me...so funny
booner123 3 days ago
"I must get inside"
"MOUNT UP!"
theegabisstranded 1 month ago
Arbiter.
NeoMinister 1 month ago
Use the transcribe audio captions its funny
Daniel55556 2 months ago
I must get inside
Mount up!
kevista117 2 months ago
Cortana: "You look nice."
Chief: "Thanks."
Johnson: "SAY WHAT?!!"
Xij29y6 3 months ago in playlist Xij29y6's favorites
arbiter: "i must get inside"
half jaw: "mount up"
jackle :O
randomfatblob 3 months ago
telling me what u are doing on that ship
No
lol...
crazy123hce 4 months ago
The jackal <3
Mudboy1337 4 months ago
I must get inside....
Mount up.
cooldonkeyfish 5 months ago
i love the part where lord hood just plucks the badge off johnson like wtf
weebleapplesmooooo 5 months ago
Master chief, mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
Jerkin Off with Co- I mean NO!
redconfuser 5 months ago
Lol chief Noo
Bloodlust9896 6 months ago
Lord Hood randomly say's "Earth" at 0:51
LOL
billsdude83 7 months ago
The arbiter! *Arbiter 4 times* The oracle!
343 Guilty Spark!
Khaenz 8 months ago
another halo 0:43 :O
xXBRSAXx 8 months ago
HAHA johnson lost his medal
barch118 9 months ago
where is the halo: reach cut scenes?
54MProductions 10 months ago
The Arbiter
Arbiter
Arbiter
Arbiter
Arbiter
The Oracle
343 Guilty Spark!
blubertater 10 months ago
Lol Johnson got demoted
rDarkWarrior 11 months ago
The oracle?
343 guilty spark!
another halo
*jackal flinches*
MegaSlasherX 1 year ago
you gave the capital ships a straight shot at earth. CLANK.
marcusP626 1 year ago
*insert quote from video*
Noobyownz 1 year ago 4
The arbiter
ARBITER!
ARBITER!
ARBITER!
ARBITER!
The Oracle?
343 Guilty Spark!
lindholmaren 1 year ago
grrerer SAY WHAT grrererererer go ahead do your thing, NOOO
Joelzomg117 1 year ago
noo
darthvenom30567 1 year ago
EARTH!
sonic81524 1 year ago
noooo! xD
TheBurnProductions 1 year ago
"mount up"
:O
DarthSpartan195 1 year ago
@DarthSpartan195 THATS WHAT SHE SAID
kingkrios 1 year ago
81 heretics? Ha they were right for standing against the Covenant, thou they never got anywhere, poor guys.
AzurezXol 1 year ago
that is another halo (surprised jackal)
goubulblok 1 year ago
by far the best halo game overall !
edgartj17 1 year ago
81 Heritics watched this vid.
SlyDragoon16 1 year ago
a whole bottle of winsauce
Tahoma75 1 year ago
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*growl*
Say what?!
*growl*, and do a-
Go ahead, do your thing.
No.
Haha.
tuaha987 1 year ago
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tuaha987 1 year ago
"The arbiter!"
"Arbiter!"
"Arbiter!"
"Arbiter!"
"Arbiter!"
"THE ORACLE!"
Iggimoogloop 1 year ago
cortana: u look nice
jhonson: " say what?! "
tartarus: " jibberish "
jhonson: " say what?"
tartarus: " jibberish "
jhonosn " go ahead do ur thing "
birksy5 1 year ago
cortana: u look nice
jhonson: " say what?! "
birksy5 1 year ago
"halo is a secret ring"
"no"
"HERICY! HERICY!
123halofreak 1 year ago
Not a very original machinma
Lol
mattyboys33 1 year ago
halo 2 ownes
BrickFilmsCinema 1 year ago
@Delta438
SAY WHAT?!
MrCraZvids 1 year ago
EPIC!
SergeantBagel 1 year ago
"i'm in position...get inside"
milklolol 1 year ago 14
@milklolol LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Daniel55556 3 months ago
''forerunners'' earth'' arbiter!''
valkeryn 1 year ago
"What if you miss?"
"I wont"
BOOOOM
"Regret it!"
tttmmmnnnttt 1 year ago
"Requesting permission to engage."
"NEGATIVE!"
BOOM.
homieslush 1 year ago
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Masterchief mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
NO
lol laughed soo much
TheBagherian09 1 year ago
Masterchief mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
NO!
worldsendmusic 1 year ago
I agree with ajw3407: NO! rofl
NickBrick1 1 year ago
Tartarus:arrghragha!!!!!
Johnson:say WHAT?!?!
Tartarus:arrghragha!!!! nad do-
johnson: go ahead, do yo thang.
"master choef u mind telling me what ur doimng on that ship??!?1
NOO lmao
elementsk8tr429 1 year ago
arbiter,arbiter,arbiter,arbiter ..oracle 343 gulty spark,say what? ///....lol
SuperCrazyman007 1 year ago
i must get inside!
MOUNT UP!!
reelbassf 1 year ago
Arbiter? Arbiter! Arbiter. Oracle? 343 Guilty Spark!
GnomeFries 2 years ago
Say WHAT!?
PyroPeeta 2 years ago
Cortana: "Another Halo"
Jackal: :O
2401 Penitent Tangent: "Not true. This installation has a successful utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and one actual. It is ready to fire on demand."
Master Chief: AAGH AAGH!!
Oddulrick 2 years ago 2
lol arbiter arbiter arbiter arbiter arbiter oracle :):):)
MrFirefight98 2 years ago
Master Chief, do you mind telling me what you are doing on that ship? Nuu! lulz
nfsm654 2 years ago 3
i like how the guy takes sarges medal and puts it back in the box. lmao
canihazrecon123 2 years ago
go ahead do ur thing... NO!
Kyno1407 2 years ago
the ending was the best,
' master cheif, you mind telling me what you are doing on that ship. NO'
AILUGO 2 years ago 4
fav 1:02
sect96 2 years ago
cortana:what is that!?
RED spaks tingy:bla bla bla instalations
da chief:aahh AAHH!
sect96 2 years ago
Best ONE!
Cortana: What is that!?
Monitor: (Babbling about instalation shit)
Master Chief: AGHHHH AGHHHH
RevanMAC 2 years ago
hahaha, ohh i wish there were more of these
PJMack068 2 years ago
Lol at 0:24
LastXdeth 2 years ago
Truth: the arbiter
Mercy: arbiter
arbiter: arbiter
Spec ops leader: arbiter
heretic leader: arbiter
arbiter: oracle
343 guilty spark: 343 guilty spark
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
rx3gundam 2 years ago 5
"You look nice."
"SAY WHAT?"
*growls*
"SAY WHAT?"
*growls*
"Oh yeah, do your thing."
d00msdaydan 2 years ago
The 'killer line':
"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
"No!"
ajw34307 2 years ago 92
@ajw34307 alternative answer uhhhhhhhhhhhh masturbating
ultraryanrules2 1 year ago
I must get inside.
Then mount up!
Jackal goes WTF
lololol
ptfp111 2 years ago 3
LOW!
XD
Gurka9999 2 years ago
Jackal:WTF?:O
EternalMangekyo1996 2 years ago 2
NO!
Articw0lf 2 years ago
master chief, you mind telling me what you`re doing on that ship? NOOO!! LOL
Rushikiteka 2 years ago 3
0:36 HAHAHAHA
FieryMastermind 2 years ago
343 Guilty Spark
EliteGuitarGamer 2 years ago
I LOVE THE ENDING!
deagle768 2 years ago 2
O.K. then
1000MCHIEF 2 years ago
Yea, this is definitely youtube poop.
Rektek23 2 years ago 2
negbl
HIMISOCOOL 2 years ago
LOL. Johnson got demoted.
Delta438 2 years ago 2
Medals don't give you promotions they just help a lot. XD
Gabronthe 2 years ago
wow that was funy!
jaketheginger9182736 2 years ago
hahahahaha great job!
uJuStGoTbLindFireD 2 years ago
roflz
"Arbiter?"
"Arbiter!"
"Arbiter."
"Arbiter!"
"The Oracle!"
"Master Chief. You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
"NO!"
HF565 2 years ago 2
0:43 to 0:45!! LOL XD HAHAHA
FieryMastermind 2 years ago
lol "Halo" "Sacred ring!" "NOOO" "HERECY!" *gets mark of shame and armor is removed*
kkat321 2 years ago
haha... what did i just watch???? :P
00JEP00 2 years ago
noooooooooooooooo
PittsBurghFuzz 2 years ago
mind telling me what u are doing on that ship *NO*
azelmcfuzz23 2 years ago 41
Master Chief mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
No! *masturbates*
Flashlight1996 2 years ago
"Master Chief? Mind Telling me what ur doing on that ship? *Arbitor's Voice* NO" LOL But it would have been really funny if he had said "Cortana" LMFAO!!!
rater435 2 years ago
"I apologise, but give their capital ship a straight shot at earth."
Red0100 2 years ago
"mount up"
"not a very original plan"
lol
thatonedisplayname 2 years ago
Master chief can you telling me what you doing on that ship? No!
94Rasmus94 2 years ago
That made me lol
IAMNOOB1010 2 years ago
Chi7es 2 years ago
his name isnt half-jaw....thats the elite comander and so he doesnt die and CAN kill you in 1 shot
glicher647 2 years ago
people nicknamed him halfjaw haha
Chi7es 2 years ago
eh i dont call him that :/
glicher647 2 years ago
you dont have to call him anything. IT WHAT HE ARE.
Chi7es 2 years ago
give their ships a straight shot at earth LOL
kkat321 2 years ago
LMAO
"what if you miss?"
"I WONT."
*BOOOOOOOOOM*
"Regret-"
Chi7es 2 years ago
Master Chief, would you mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
NO
RoflShizzle 2 years ago
0:49
Lol Chief screaming because he's stuck with an oracle XD
HaloLvl43Legit 2 years ago
lol lord hood puts the medals back!! XD
ww2fan5 2 years ago
*weird noise* SAY WHAT!? *weird noise* and do as you are told!
halo3noobguy 2 years ago
rofl
halo3noobguy 2 years ago
say what?!?!?!?! rofl
skullslayer9 2 years ago
master chief, do you mind telling me what your doing on that ship.
no
lol
saltnvinegar23 2 years ago
you look nice
say what?!?
67pop 2 years ago
lol, ya mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
NO
MOUNT UP
*Jackal's shocked face*
cqbcrb326 2 years ago 2
HAHAHA
Rewdead 2 years ago
Master chief! what are ya doing on that ship?
NO!
Commisarvlanse 2 years ago 5
halo
a secret ring
no
herantic xD
halofreack123 2 years ago
Sacred Ring. not secret
weirdkid5 2 years ago
ROFL
Arbiter
Arbiter
Arbiter
Arbiter
The oracle
343 Guilty Spark
T00bNub 2 years ago
lol ur right
Legiondare 2 years ago
RoflShizzle 2 years ago
it's spelled keyes, I should know because i have the same last name, lol
braindeadtvmaniac 2 years ago
Regret that you can call me cupid!! LOL
koolaidg7 2 years ago
LOL
skullslayer9 2 years ago
0:56 through 1:02 is the funniest
haty24 2 years ago
0:51
Arbiter: Hobbit
worldsendmusic 2 years ago
It's supposed to be "Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?" and the response is "Yes", but i guess they couldn't find 'someone' saying that.
roflcopterV1000 2 years ago
"Master chief, you might wanna tell me what you're doing on this ship?"
"NOOOOO"
roflcopter
zhamanx3 2 years ago
cortana:another halo
(surprised jackal)
goubulblok 2 years ago
ha 0:24 "Give their capital ships a straight shot at Earth."(strips him of his medal )lol
JakeT35 2 years ago
Isn't this basically a YTP about Halo? Just asking out of curiosity. AWESOME!!
0:35 to 0:38 is funny as hell!
VinIsAwesome55 2 years ago
0:15 - 0:28 makes no sense, but it's funny.
SCGod 2 years ago
A forerunner ship
Earth
Bluestudiosuk 2 years ago
Lol. "The Arbiter" "Arbiter" "Arbiter" "Arbiter" "Arbiter" LOLOLLOLO Hahah I like that part and "Master Cheif, do you mind telling me what your doing on that ship" "No!" LOLOL
MasterCheifXbox 2 years ago
0:30 ha that's what she said
XxsitvxX 2 years ago 2
master chief would you remind me what you are doing on that ship
no rofl
rootbear10 2 years ago 3
Cortana:u look nice
Jhonson:Say what!
Bakunin53 2 years ago
Captain Keyes: Master Chief, WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT YOUR DOING ON THAT SHIP?!
Master Chief:NOO!
born2termin8 2 years ago 4
thats not Captain Keyes, its lord Hood or somthin lke that
mastachiff117 2 years ago
"I must get inside."
"Mount up!"
:3
VideoNoob22 2 years ago 2
'Master Chief, d'you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?'
'NO!'
DabilahroNinja 2 years ago 2
Wow, that is a awesome summery of the whole game. 1:11 vs for me like weeks.
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jpbb96 2 years ago
lol, master chief you mind tellin me what ur doing on that ship? NO!
jpbb96 2 years ago
lol takes the medal back
Legomac2008 2 years ago
Brute:"hawubwubwubf!"
Johnson:"SAY WHAT!"
Brute:"hawubwubwubf!"
Johnson:"Go ahead,do yo thang."
hcfhunk 2 years ago 4
NO!!
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Bukemd 2 years ago
Master chief, mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
"no"
AlwinRoth 2 years ago 2
guruga
say wat
guruga
huk tu
go ahead do yo tang
no!
dalekvstripod11 2 years ago
Master Chief, you mind telling me what your doing on that ship? NO LOL AWSOME
zombiehunter107 2 years ago
Master Chief, you mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
NO!!!!!!
elementfuoco 2 years ago
did you guys notice in halo 3 arbiter has jaw armor but in halo 2 he doesnt where does he get the extra armor?
arbiter1230 2 years ago
meh. builds it himself?
chazzerman286 2 years ago
arbiter
arbiter
arbiter
arbiter
oracle
343guilty spark
MACIHNIMA ROCKS ARBY AND THE CHIEF
and you can call me cupid!
arbiter1230 2 years ago
cortana:you look nice
srg johnson:SAY WHAT!?!
takes his medal away
supersoniche 2 years ago
rofl love the ending "master cheif mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
master cheif: no.
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bob2174070612 2 years ago
"I'm in position"
"I need a weapon"
"get inside"
"what if you miss?"
"I won't."
BOOM
"regret!"Proxy-Connection: keep-alive
Cache-Control: max-age=0
Adaaaayum, Master Chief!
gfdud33 2 years ago
My favorite has to be either the jackal's reaction, (so priceless!) or definitely when Chief screams lol
*rambling from Guilty Spark*
"Aa-AH!"
SeiichiroAoki 2 years ago
arbiter,arbiter,arbiter,arbiter, the oracle wtf?
Thundercat123321 2 years ago
it sounds like commander amanda marida
Kstang09 2 years ago
mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
NO!!!
ThunderJourden 2 years ago 3
master chief, you mind telling me what your doing on that ship?, NO
Silv3rSl4yersandH3P 2 years ago
0:15 - 0:27 is just messed up.
SCGod 2 years ago
rofl.
whawpehfape
SAY WHAT?
wahpeofpwahg
ok go your gang lol
Fricotjuh 2 years ago
... He said "Go ahead, do your thing."
wtf is "go your gang"?
Xunash 2 years ago
"master chief mind telling me wat your doin?"
"NOO!"
so funny
RogueTrooper79 2 years ago
"you look nice"
"SAY WHAT??!!"
majorRedelitE 2 years ago
arbiter i must get inside
mount up lol
eyeoftiger13p 2 years ago
"Get inside, gear up."
"What if you miss?"
"I wont."
VideoNoob22 2 years ago