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  • MR. ANDERSONNNN

  • @DefconDiablo Um No It's Mr. Solomon!

  • I think you are amazing.

  • You guys don't understand the joke. You'd think it would be some joke about a funny saying that would make you crack up without thinking about it. You have to listen and think otherwise you won't get it. Or you just dont know what Ethics are.

  • hahaha 

  • Greg, you do not need to capitalize the first letter of each word in your descriptions..... I might have OCD.

  • why come out of your cofin?

  • @CHEESESTER101 It Is Spelled "Coffin"Not"Cofin"Dumbshit!

  • the comments are funnier than his joke

  • Hello Iam Greg Solomon

    -Hello I DONT CARE!

  • get a grip

  • Boring old coffin dodger....................

  • 2:00 KEEP EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh rly? r u greg salomon?!?!

  • i dont have a sence of humor

  • @Stereo13eatz You're a spoon.

  • What the hell was the joke?

  • @TheHasman100

    Top comments

  • @JDezi4 what do you mean?

  • @TheHasman100

    The joke is explained in the top comments

  • @JDezi4 oh.....subscribe!

  • uhhhh he still didn't smile. nice joke though

  • VAGINA

    

  • check out my magic vids please comment

  • no smoking Greg Solomon!

  • ???????, the son could have said a better joke

  • Wot waz da joke?

  • I watch this guys videos just to listen to his voice. It's just onna them voices that is so amazing to listen too.

  • What was da joke

  • Hello, I'm Greg Solomon.

  • whose your partner?

  • Brilliant joke and excellently delivered!  Greg is a very talented presenter and I believe he's recently hinted that he might make more videos soon. Can't wait!

  • @halothewynd1 excellently devilered in your ass! LOLOLOLOL

  • @CharzardGoRawr The thing I've noticed is how a person's idea of what's funny is directly linked to the level of their intelligence. That's why your own site never manages to get above toilet humour! By the way the "l" in delivered comes before the "v". Please don't take care!

  • It really is a great joke tho

  • ur a creeper :P

  • that wasnt funny

  • Agent smith? When did you escape the matrix?!?!

  • Yeah, good joke:(

  • @ImmortalEye666 best laugh all day

  • leave me alone u f***ing petifle

  • leave me alone u fucking petifile

  • You have to listen closely to what he says. It's a joke with an ironic punchline. It was supposed to be an ethical question, and when you hear that you expect the question to be "should you give the other 100 dollar bill back to the man" but instead the question was "should you split it with your partner" which is selfish either way you look at it. It's a complicated joke but quite funny when you think about it.

  • Greg, that was hilarious. What is sad is just how many of your commenter's are ignorant to the hilarity of the joke. I mean, these KIDS wouldn't know which was faster...to New York, or by train ! ! ! Yes children, you aren't right, because Ice Cream doesn't have bones ! ! ! I pity when their generation runs the world ! ! ! Bye Bye earth, nice knowing ya !

    I'm thinking that anyone that doesn't get that, MUST be younger than 14.

    For 1$, I'll explain the joke ! ! !

  • @ImmortalEye666 You're an IDIOT ! ! !

  • I'm thinking that anyone that doesn't get that, MUST be younger than 14.

    For 1$, I'll explain the joke ! ! !

  • The joke is about the question he put's to the kid! He doesn't ask him would you go and give back the money to the man, he ask's him: "Do I or do I not split the money with my partener" :)

  • the funny thing is that he s so so so dumb

  • maan just tell the joke!

  • i dont get it whats so funny?

    

  • 1:09 you can see his dog and camera in his sunglasses

  • I don't get it!!!!!!!!!!!

  • white Morgan Freeman?

  • u r lonley

  • well you proved it to us all here on youtube........ greg soloman doesn't have a sense of humor.

  • i still dont get the joke ?

  • greg, if you know lawyers like i know lawyers then the answer is simple, he takes the extra $100 to the guy outside, tells him it took him 2 minute to get there thus charges him another $100 for his time....

  • 1:47

  • I actually hope you get cancer, with all ur bullshit jokes and tricks with stories about whole your fucking life or something

  • Mr. Solomon I have a feeling that your jokes and tricks you share will make wonderful ice breakers! I don't care what anyone says, this stuff is awesome.

  • that was not funny

  • That was actually funny lol

  • Okay that's a little funny

  • WHAT? Your name is GREG SOLOMAN! lay of the comedy

  • ?????????WTF?????????

  • Here's the joke. We, as his audience should not answer his question because we are not his son. You must remember that the question must be answered by his sone. Did you get it?

  • Who carries around hundred dollar bills in their wallet other than Randy Moss?

  • @redmusic3 that's great that makes me laugh haha

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  • Sorry dont get it...

  • The Joke is, is that he is supposed to go tell the man that he accidentally gave him two 100 dollar bills, but INSTEAD he asks whether to share with his partner. Anyone who does not understand this is obviously demented

  • i dont get it...

  • sorry, but could you explain the punchline...? : /

  • Great joke? I think by 'great' you actually meant shit

  • Hi. My name is Forrest...Forrest Gump

  • oh sorry i forgot to laugh..

  • @graememackie agreed, and he didnt even smile. fail.

  • i dont get it Greg

  • The first 57 seconds of the video nearly killed it.

  • GREG SMOKING IS BAD FOR U! =(

  • whos ur partner? u dont have one, so u cant really split it...

  • =) lol

  • If u want us to think you can smile just smile

  • that joke was so fuckin dry wen i told that to someone i got arrested for 6 months

  • not bad : )

  • I don't get it o__o

  • Dang you done dissed lawyers.... haha =P

  • Why do ppl think u have to be so high energy and a total fucking spaz just to be funny these days...take for example Dane Cook I like his style of humor he is a funny guy but most idiots laugh solely bcuz he builds them up so much that u laugh bcuz of it not bcuz of the material itself...his jokes culd b told numerous ways but that's the style he chooses which is why ppl attack him so much...this joke is quite funny but most ppl r too naive too see it

  • smoking is bad for you greg

  • Greg Solomon is "quite knowledgeable" about everything.

  • i have no idea what he was talking about!

  • im disappointed.. i just wasted 2 and a half minutes of my life...

  • lol i actually liked that. 

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH............ wait..... what?

  • let me guess....you're not married.

  • Hi Greg - I've been dealing with a number of solicitor regarding some private matters for some months now. During this time my facial muscles have iced up completely. This I'm sure, was entirely due to the total absence of any human warmth when in their company. However your joke did the trick and instantly unfroze them! I mean of course my facial muscles not the solicitors. I'm afraid It's far too late to do anything for them!

  • WHAT THE FCK DOES THAT MEAN!?

  • haha?

  • I don't get it.. :|

  • I don't get it :\

  • youtube.com/watch?v=hXM_n7fKIM­4

  • ok it is a vary funny joke, but infact you took to long to get to the punchline. a wise man dose not speak if he dose not have to.. :)

  • stupid smoker, ur gunna die!!! fuck you, and the joke waznt even funny

  • omg that was so not funy u stupid boring fuck u just wasted two minites of my life

  • Plz watch my videos!

  • lol!!! i get it!!!

  • Fag

  • @embraceyouremo1 at least he ain't a emo...

  • youre a douche

  • AAAHHHHHH I watched another of your videos!!! Its like Im a knat and your a damn buzzing purple light. I know Im going to die, yet I go to it anyways :(

  • I think they should make a "meh" button

  • is tht a cuban ciggar??.. now the ethics question is.. do i or do i not share the ciggar with my viewers??lmao...thumbs up if you think he should..(:

  • but its good quality nothing!!

  • OMG this guy is by far the dullest person i have ever had the misfortune of watching...ha !

  • wasent bad :)

  • Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa­aaaaa!

    cracked up laughing...!

    wait, weren't the complaints about him not smiling?

    Wasn't this video a proof that he does smile?

    Did he smile?

    Untill next time,

    take care.

  • everytime.... this is one of a variety of subject i am quite knowlodgeable about and talk faster

  • This idiot talks in circles

  • fucking ass smoker

  • dont get it but keep up the good work on the card trick telling joke is not your thing

  • You son of a bitch. I was really built up to hear that

  • hahahahaheahahahaeahhaahahahah­eahaheaheaheaheaheaheahea

  • yes!!!!, because the partner will be the son hearing the story.

  • i dont get it

  • whos your partner?? your secretary,,

  • it took two mins and thirty one secons curtbond, U don't have two mins in Ur busy life??

  • funny greg there kids they dont get it

  • This isn't funny at all.

  • it's funny because I don't get it :D

  • dude!!!! STALE .........!!!!!!!!!

  • i don´t get it!!??

  • that joke was made of gay and fail

  • lol 1up dude

  • lmao

    at 2:02 u said two one hundred dollars...

    nice video btw

  • more like "a great smoke" lol

  • thats a good joke but u take your self too seriously....

  • A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

    Can you tell me how much you charge?, said the client.

    Of course, the lawyer replied, I charge $200 to answer three questions!

    Well thats a bit steep, isnt it?

    Yes it is, said the lawyer, And whats your third question?

  • @ryanzeelee Now that's funny. Short. Sweet. And to the point.

    ...Oh...and he still didn't smile...

  • @ryanzeelee now that is at least funny..

  • LOL its funny because you think he is gonna ask if he should return the extra $100, but he is a lawyer, which is like a jew, so he would never do that!

  • i dont get it???!

  • RETARD!

  • He's not always like this most likely! He just acts to be funny; it didn't really work, but he still does for some reason. 8l Hmmmm?

  • hey greg soloman do u think ur cool, u are not

  • My conclusion, this guy is a 'Fruitcake' and loves to see himself on You Tube and the money that it might bring in after wasting our time.

  • He tricked me into thinking about somethign ethical!! grr!

  • zzzzzzzz

  • I think he has some sense of humor, it is just so deadpan it is hard to catch sometimes.

  • That was really not funny, what a bore

  • is that a joke thanks for wasting 2minutes amd 31 seconds of my life

  • Hello. I'm Greg Solomon.

  • LMfao!..again!!

  • it' all in the delivery lol

  • that was not a joke at all

  • I get it...but it's not even close to funny

    (basically he charged his lawyer partner for advice)

  • Those who post "I don't get it" May as was get a tattoo of "Ignoramus" across there forehead. I mean, tattoos of foreign and ancient words/phrases are just like, all the hype these days.

  • i dont get it

  • You're a very funny man Greg!

    Although I can see from some of the comments that you're often engaged in casting pearls amongst swine.

  • haha ur face looks funny and ur all serious lol!

  • haha so funny

    jk didnt get it but u r a freaking pot head

  • I dont get it?

  • Because it would be more ethical to give the man the extra bill and that he gave the lawyer, you would think he would ask the 12 year old son if he would give it back or keep it. But instead he says "Do i split it with my partner or not?" It's not even a funny joke, just a waste of a couple minutes.

  • Wow gotta love YouTube, some how I randomly came across this guy, and he is the shit! He just seems like some ex Harvard bad ass turned pot head/YouTuber. lol Funny vids man, I like it.

  • hello, im greg solomon...NO SHIT!