See there are 3 kinds of people: Dicks, Pussies and Assholes. Pussys think everyone can get along and Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your Assholes Chuck, and all the Assholes want is to Shit all over everything. So pussys may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussys get fucked by Dicks. But Dicks also fuck Assholes Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the Assholes you know what you'd get? You'd get your Dick and your Pussy all covered in Shit!
Chuck!
loopyseventeenyeable 1 day ago
alright get outta here ya drunk lowlife!!!!
Blonde85Moment 4 days ago
Why does he remind me of Robin Williams? o.O
Ominichi 3 weeks ago 2
The comments are just as hilarious as the video.
BlaubeereHusky 1 month ago
when i have kids this is what i will tell them.
joebstarsurfer 1 month ago 7
Mr. Garrison with a beard!
aamiller90 2 months ago
the part right after this, where he stumbles out into the alley drunk and just keeps vomiting is fucking hilarious too.
blarnburns1 2 months ago
That's an unpleasant image XD
SkipperRA 2 months ago
Wiser words were never said.
KenMacMillan 3 months ago
See there are 3 kinds of people: Dicks, Pussies and Assholes. Pussys think everyone can get along and Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your Assholes Chuck, and all the Assholes want is to Shit all over everything. So pussys may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussys get fucked by Dicks. But Dicks also fuck Assholes Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the Assholes you know what you'd get? You'd get your Dick and your Pussy all covered in Shit!
TheNobleScarecrow 4 months ago 17
@TheNobleScarecrow yes, that is what it just said in the video
D3r3ct0rsCut 3 months ago 5
Best PSA from a drunk-ass Cuban dictator.
UniversalVision 4 months ago 3
Best motivational speech EVER!!!
coaster6 4 months ago 46
@coaster6 my dad told me this on my wedding day i was embaraced as hell and my wife laft so hard she couldnt breathe
mohawkMan60 3 months ago 6
lmao!
CrimsonVermillioneye 4 months ago