Minister apologises for calling Speaker a dwarf

[muiroford1]

Dwarfs have big cocks

[tastytastfood]

Thanks for the more irrelevant news, media! Good job you're not reporting anything real that's going on, people may get worried or something

[heinzie5]

@tastytastfood this is nearly 2 years old....

[tastytastfood]

@heinzie5 >Implying they have started reporting on anything relevant in those two years

[heinzie5]

@tastytastfood good point xD you can have some of your internets back :-p

[tastytastfood]

@heinzie5 You are scholar and a gent. Keep the Internets it will be a pleasure

[heinzie5]

@tastytastfood lolz

[Snagprophet]

Is the speaker even a Dwarf?

[mr9396]

Walking with Giants foundation.... epic!

[oneinch1der]

My left ear really loved the audio to this video...but now my right ear is jealous...

[stratfordbaby]

What is primordial dwarfism?? Is that like when they came out of the soup with the dinosaurs?

[DemoraX]

what is the world coming to when calling a dwarf a dwarf is offensive...

next shall we outlaw the words "person" and "human"? they're rather provocative!

[CogitoErgoSum182]

@DemoraX i believe individual is the PC term now

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

In a mine, in a mine

In a miiine, in a miiine

Where a million diamonds... shiiine!

[cybercheeseburger]

My right ear enjoyed this.

[TheBluePianist]

abit of a stupid thing to say at work tbh

[HarveyPriceFTW]

I have met John Bercow he is my local MP I didn't think I could vote for him because he is a member of The Tory Party & I am pretty left wing.I was however,pleasantly suprised he is a man of great character & Wisdom.Since becoming an MP he has travelled from being Tory Boy to being an ideal speaker.I know he pisses alot of people off but that because alot of people are judgemental morons who read The Daily Mail.They think he is too left wing he is not he is centre & a decent bloke.

[xfire7]

"stupid, sanctimonious dwarf" Well he can`t get prosecuted for slander at least!

[TheGalwayFarmer]

Bercow is a fucking clown

[bluemoonrising26]

"Walking With Giants Foundation" - lmfao

[webley566]

I'm sanctimonious and offended at the negative use of the word sanctimonious. As a member of the USP United Sanctimonious Peoples group I will be writing to my local MP to voice my concerns on this matter.

[CrazyVicky3000]

TROLOLOL

[tosspot86]

sounds like something james may would say

[MrSockoOck]

Sanctimonious Dwarf

Walking with Giants foundation

You can't not smile lmao

[RoytonValeAFC]

Total waste of time having this bunch of clowns run the country. They are more interested in out doing one another, rather than actually getting anything done...and since Cameron became PM, there is a hell of a LOT to get done in order to clean up the total mess that he has made. (Which of course, we all knew he would). This is just one of many examples of why this country is slowly becoming a laughing stock!

[britishbulldog5505]

ha what a lad

[DerpForce]

"Walking with Giants foundation" ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[djrpowell]

Same old Tories, How Offensive!

[Films4You]

This is HOW PREJUDICE some M.P's really are against who they see as being not as good as they belive they are.

[munsterite3]

not as entertaining as expected

[pipflip20]

no sound, why?

[SumRandmGuy12]

he looks ridiculously like Harry Enfield lol

[zoodensha]

So there is no problem with the "Stupid sanctimonious" part?

[Byron10301]

@zoodensha no

[06arobertson]

They're all a bunch of spoilt, powerful kids.

[heinzie5]

does the speaker diggy diggy hole?

[KGzII]

@heinzie5 haha

[heinzie5]

@KGzII you know what im talking about :-p

[uzijn]

@heinzie5 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Yogscast!

[tastytastfood]

@heinzie5 OH my stars a Yogstcast reference...here, take my internets, take them all!

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH CALLING A DWARF "A DWARF"?

[void110]

@Ionlyfearphobophobia That's not the issue you buffoon.

Pay attentionto a video before commenting about it in block capitals.

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

@void110 That's not the issue! Then what the fuck is?

[void110]

@Ionlyfearphobophobia The issue is using the word dwarf as an insult.

In case you hadn't noticed the speaker isn't actually a dwarf...

[tankman1962]

commonly known as Blue on Blue

[MrGoonerSutters]

This is the best and most succesful way for politics and democracy to work.

[asubjectiveopinion]

Bloody hell, those Tories are just pure intolerance in "human" form.

[skydome29]

Let's just keep it up, maybe until some groups offended by sanctimonious hell and why not stupid?

[histrav]

Bercow always rubs me the wrong way for some reason. I miss Betty Boothroyd in the Speaker's chair!

[tombomdoodle]

What do people have against Bercow? I think he's brilliant.

[topperheartramada]

He can't even tell the difference between a dwarf and a hobbit.

[21centurynostradamus]

walking with giants for a dwarf charity name haha yea nice one .

[wagneristhebest]

I find the fact that people brand me a human, as a distressing factor that should be pursued in rights organizations. It's just as offensive as being branded a dwarf for being a dwarf, a black man for being a black man, and a white man for being a white man. Don't you realise that humans have feelings too!

Or you could simply damn realise that creating dwarf organisations is violent hypocrisy in it's own right, as it is accepting of the 'different nature' of the human being involved.

[DMG118]

all you hear is all the women yapping and getting on like he killed someone.

[sharonmyk]

@Monkeyshouts

[sharonmyk]

@ screeeeeeeeeeem!!! That made me almost die laughing. I thought exactly the same.

[Monkeyshouts]

The insult was branded as derogatory and offensive by the WALKING WITH GIANTS FOUNDATION.

Yeah. . . That one had to exist!

[MrEmerye]

It is sad when the government processes turn to sixth grade humor.

[liverbird300]

anyone fickle enough to call the phrase 'stupid sanctimonious dwarf' light humour is just as messed up as the person who used the phrase. Why is Bercow criticised for doing his job? the minister's answers couldn't be heard by the whole house, OUR REPRESENTATIVES! if they are to make sense of the ministers comments and comment accordingly they should be allowed to hear him. I guess when someone insults you or your family's faults you'll just laugh, applaud the wit of the joke and shake hands.

[DelTangBrav]

He should have been more subtle and asked where Snow White and the other six were.

[motherlesschild100]

An organisation for small people called "Walking with giants"?

Surely that is the definition of offensive...

[fuckyiuyiu]

He should be praised for such an apt and succinct decription of the self-important nonce

[MrYeahYeahWhatever]

And he is our MP for Chelmsford West....what a charming dwarf....I mean man

[75goodies]

The Speaker is right, the MP should face the House and not stand with his back to it as if he has something to hide

[fosterslover]

"stupid, sanctimonious dwarf" LOL. You English and your creative insults

[mcconvilleme]

The problem is that Bercow is stupid sanctimonious dwarf.

[N330AA]

I do find Bercow acts like a bit of a Hollywood house speaker.

[NobodyLikesPaul]

i love john bercow

[MageSutek]

Primordial dwarfism is not the least bit offensive, is it?

[taxiride1]

And for the offence caused to Stupid and Sanctimonious people being placed in the same bracket as Bercow? Do they get an apology?

[GamingLogics]

Don't mess, ill get Gimli to kick your ass!

[ashleelmb]

@oohmatron71: Yep, that was exactly my point. Nice one.

[tvcrunkfool]

@oohmatron71 its pretty offensive for dwarfs

[KaMiK2205]

BY all means, apologise for calling him a Dwarf. But he was right on the other two counts. :P

[ashleelmb]

Oh how deeply offensive to call someone a dwarf in irritation hey? How pedantic of these bastards to make such a big deal out of this when the majority of this country are1000 times more offended by the whole lot of these MP in our houses of parliment for squandering our tax money, flooding Britian with immigrants, signing the latest EU agreement in 2000 and having Brussels making most of our rules...but nah, they dont give a shit about that do they? Fucking idiots!

[MDGravey15]

@ashleelmb here here! well said

[mcguirk12]

Surely its more offensive to be called sanctimonious and stupid, where is the apology for that?

[mcguirk12]

@mcguirk12 To clarify, that was a joke implying he should apologise to all the sanctimonious and stupid people out there.

[Bucketheadhead]

@mcguirk12 you shouldn't apologise to people who are actually sanctimonious and certainly not to stupid people, but the speaker wasn't going to allow himself to falsely be accused of dwarfism lol

[lockdown172]

Political correctness within the commons? what is this Britain coming too?!!!

[anidiotcalledgregg]

that is probably the most middle class insult ever.

[DevilshCookie]

Lol..press 5 thank me later

[TheImpressionable]

Dwarfs are less human than normal people. Literally.

[2490debrick]

So we can say Primordial people but we can't say Dwarf! Ok I like that because Britain since the 50's has let in vast numbers of ethnic minorities who I would consider Primordial which is another way of calling them Primitive is it not?!!!

[Apemanwithcalculator]

@2490debrick I agree it all went down hill when those saxons and normans were let in....look at the choas they done....hell the language I am speaking in now is "germanic" in origin.....bloody immigrants dont integrate hey! ;) ;) :)

[2490debrick]

@Apemanwithcalculator Funny you should say that because Debrick my surname comes from Alsace and Lorraine it came over with William but anyway it's a shame we were on the wrongside during ww2 a lot of the old people I have worked with a starting to say it eeek lol!

[ukp2006]

Simon Burns should resign, he is an arrogant idiot who thinks its fine to insult people. Now he has stated that 38 degree followers are zombie like, what planet is he on?

[IlRezzonico]

He is NOT a dwarf. He's a midget. And an asshole.

[gingergiblet]

Stupid sanctimonious dwarf. I like it.

[american2015]

@gingergiblet Good choice of words I thought? :) Bercow can't go fast enough.

[computer00fulify]

Tory @&£?

[OSChrome]

Simon Burns is MP for my city.

[Kozzy06]

hahaha thats funny

[GoVir4l]

holier than thou ahahahahahaa

[TalonMercenary]

LOL

[toosexy7]

I like Simon . He's a nice guy .

[ROBLOXIANgordonrox24]

John is such a witty guy!

[dannycheesums]

Simon Burns is my MP and he's always been a bit of a cunt

[GoldenLegends100]

Dear YOUTUBE

YouTube is excellent but I must ask you to withdraw a major feature – the comments section. The people who make comments here (as you can see) are stale, left wing sewer rats who like nothing more than to bash Cameron’s government without being able to back up their remarks with intelligent logic. Most of the comments here are written by people who are almost as bad as the clapping seals on BBC Question Time.  I hope you will give my request serious consideration. Many thanks.

[baillie67]

@GoldenLegends100 Get fucked.

[JayParmarVideos]

@GoldenLegends100 I think it's time somebody stopped trying to act smart and superior to everyone else. I believe the period pads are in the bathroom. Use them at your convenience.

[Golem29]

People who hide behind "offense" are too scared to face reality. Big deal, he called him a dwarf, who cares, nobody got hurt.

[boliveratethebaby]

who. gives. a. fuck.

[fatslurp]

I love it. He doesn't apologise to Bercow, he apoligises to dwarves!! ha ha

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

So if he called him a DICK instead of a Dwarf, it's not like all the Dicks in the world would get pissed, even though Dicks do piss... :P

[TheNSizzle]

@MrHaithwaite1992 I'm pretty sure it says explicitly in the video that the speaker took it lightly; it was an apology to others hearing it that may have taken offence.

[jasonfkg]

That's funny. Offensive to actual dwarves, but funny as hell. Also, the speaker was being a DICK.

[ROBLOXIANgordonrox24]

@jasonfkg He's very witty, and must uphold the rules and traditions of the house.

[TheKollav]

@jasonfkg As a true dick, I must say, I take offense to the honorable mr. jasonfkg´s statement.

[EpicWinGuise]

@jasonfkg the speaker wasn't being a dick, that man helps run the country and he's too stupid to know which direction he needs to face.

[Bastiat90]

I never joke about dwarves; they have really short fuses

[TrickyTrindall7]

Typical Tory response. Probably happens all the time at Eton or Rugby... Give him a ruddy good fagging oldboy!

[crackingguy123]

really bad... whole country is suffering with dick-cam virus... we need to get rid off them

[kittygobark1]

sanctimonious? ooooooooo fancy. i'm gonna use that in a sentence today. ^-^

[jbarks10]

hahaha! Bercow is a CUNT

[ScuderiaRuss]

@jbarks10 How colourful.

[TheBighairyfart]

walking with giants,u can;tsay primordial dwarves don;t have a sense of humour

[DukeofWellington91]

@TheBighairyfart Well obviously they don't if they kick up a fuss about something which is frankly slightly amusing and completely irrelevant. You can't say anything in this bloody country any more, PC gone mad.

[TheBighairyfart]

@DukeofWellington91 I probably wouldn;t say anything 'edgy' unless I was with a good friend in a fairly private setting.

[truckerfromreno]

@TheBighairyfart It's 'dwarf's' really.

[kopellhinex]

CAPITALISM creates ELITE CRIMINALS. BANKERS. DRUG LORDS. INEQUALITY. INSECURITY. GREED. RUTHLESS COMMUNISM. NWO. NAZI. TERRORISM. LAZY PEOPLE. REBEL POLITICIAN. ANARCHY. worst is WAR etc.. etc..

CAPITALISM was designed only for CORRUPT OPPORTUNISTIC MANIPULATIVE LAZY POLITICIAN. BANKERS. LAWYERS. DRUG LORDS. JUDGES. CRIMINALS. DICTATORS. RULERS. KING. SULTANATE. EMPEROR etc. etc..

HARD WORKING PEACE LOVING HAPPY HONEST SOCIETY were always the slave victim and poorly starve to death. :(

[stevenhaful]

@kopellhinex and do you want to tell me of a better system that don't encourage poverty and making countries go in to third world

[TheBighairyfart]

@Wimzig we done it by ripping people off, we are bad bad people, almost we made the scottish and irish, and our industrial poor do all the hard work and fighting

[patsybob]

@Wimzig so? he got owned, why be so correct and informative its youtube nobody cares!

[quinnolivia]

@Wimzig If its a republican then you are completely correct

[angrywinds]

@quinnolivia How the fuck would you know that? You fucking prick.

[quinnolivia]

@angrywinds First Calm Down God and second I am american and have worked for politicans so there is no need to call me a prick

[OzzyFan87]

The Walking With Giants Foundation? When they say giants do they mean people of average height? Because I dont like being called a giant.

[patsybob]

i love the host dude in the middle, dont you diss the rules bitch this is his court-room! owned dont you dare make fun of dwarfs ! stupid stupid thing to say!

[beefy2603]

I love it the speaker is a complete twat!!

[ButcherWing369]

Good job it isn`t panto season or there would be carnage on the streets. Thankfully all of the dwarves are still in hibernation and wont surface until November.

[Lotusflowerism]

@ButcherWing369

That must have been why he felt comfortable taking the risk of producing such dangerous speech.

[lumpfish99]

im a dwarf and i dont mind......i was once told by an old Hopi shaman that i was loved by the earth more than the rest.........my science teacher told me that the shaman was talking about gravity........

[radomu1]

eh, typical conservative

[Wh47n0w1517]

@starcatcher7777

No doubt you could also say that about your own..! Anyway there is nothing wrong with Dwarfs, ever house should own one.

[starcatcher7777]

@Wh47n0w1517 :

I was thinking the same thing about a British Nanny, butler or just a general all around step n fetch it ! Seeing that you are a bunch of Dhimmis I wonder how the bidding will go at the Dubai or Mecca EUnuch market in the near future !

[Wh47n0w1517]

@starcatcher7777

Yeah right, all we need is some kind of Malcolm X in the mixing, no doubt you would like to send one over to get things moving..!

[starcatcher7777]

@Wh47n0w1517 :

Well I think we can fund some of your former ALLIES and Bruthas from some of your other COMMONWEALTH holding to share in your Multicultural experience : SAY How about the Jews Put all those goat fuckers from Gaza on to a Flotilla with all their toys and drop them off on the English coast :)

[dfhohj]

hobbit?

[Kinkspace]

@dfhohj

Munchkin?

Umpalumpa?