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  • BATMAN DOES NOT EAT THE 5TH SECOND

  • That sounded like MARIO!

  • lol y do i keep watching these

  • BATMAN DOSE LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE

  • generally you need to COOK the spaghetti to get rid of the crunch.

  • did i just hear a crunch in the spagetti?!

    oh well. must be nachos in it!

  • Crunchy spaghetti

  • Is that the spaghetti crunching or his teeth breaking?

  • You're supposed to cook the spaghetti before you eat it.

  • Go watch "Batman does not eat Cornflakes". SO funny

  • Thumbs up if you're watching all of these "Batman Does Not Eat..." clips

  • why did i like this video... wha- what?? why the fuck did i comment?

    W- WHAT THE HELL, WHY DID I SUBCRIBE!!!

  • @NoMorelsHere42 Beep Boop son, Beep Boop...

  • @shades9a no matter how dumb... no matter how unrelated... Uploader's comments always get a bunch of likes.

  • Batman does not eat anything...

  • @PSISpecter nope, but Bruce Wayne does

  • You're supposed to COOK the spaghetti first

  • XD

  • crunchy spaghetti? i don't even wanna know.

  • BATMAN DOES NOT TAKE A POTATO CHIP... AND EAT IT

  • @damulac1 hahahahaha Bat Note?? XD

  • @damulac1 Best comment here xD

  • BATMAN DOES NOT EAT (luigi's voice)SPAGETTI!!!! other batman:*eats crunchy spagetti*

  • since when is spaghetti crunchy?

  • what about pasta?

  • VERY CRUNCHY (intersect luigi's voice here) SPAGHETTI

  • wasn't i just watching uberhaxornova a second ago?

  • batman does not eat raw spaghetti!

  • @leozrule00 Hahahaha Really better XD

  • batman should carry a plate in his belt

  • amazing how batman holds the spaghetti so perfectly without dripping down... then again, refer to the top comments

  • How is the speghetti crunchy?

  • My god. The title made me laugh, but the actual thing made me tear up.

  • Of course not! He eats hot-dogs!

  • How long has the spaghetti been in the fridge?

  • crunchy....

  • DO A PASTA ONE

  • no plate WOW

  • what program did you use to edit this?

    

  • That's not the spaghetti crunching, it's the plate.

  • Why? Pasta is my favorite

  • Even batman crosses batman

  • am i the only one who notices that one of the video responses is "cotton ball doggy"?

  • italian S7YL3

  • Silly Batman, you don't eat the plate too!

  • Crunchy spaghetti dude

  • Top comment has more likes than the video LOL

  • That's dry uncooked ramen right there XD

  • Must be some chow mein or something :P

  • You're suppose to cook the Spaghetti before eating it.

    Crunch crunch crunch...

  • lolololololololololololololol

  • rofl'd like hay

  • That's cold spaghetti, look that it's hard and crunchy XD

  • eating spaghetti out of hand :D what a man

  • he didnt use a fork

  • so whats the original? im trying to find out what batman doesnt eat

  • What is the original line in this movie ?

  • @cyber0nemesis BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS

  • LOL HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE SPAGOOTER

  • what the hell, how didd i get here from Tf2

  • BATMAN DOES NAUGHTY SPAGHETTI

  • I wish I could eat spaghetti like that have it all together then just take a bit out of it, mmm!

  • well someone likes there spaghetti al dente.

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PLATE!

  • @sloopy322 maybe he ate it?

  • @sloopy322 Plates are for gay people.

  • Al dente...

  • somebody didnt cook that spaghetti all the way

  • The Batman does not eat the DINNER. :p

  • Wait what? HOW THE HELL did I end up here

  • Who else here have been here watching videos named

    BATMAN DOES NOT EAT ___________!

  • Uncooked SPAGHETTI

  • Batman does not eat ANYTHING!

  • crunch crunch

  • Batman does not eat SPAAAGHETTI!

    lmfao

  • It's spaghetti al dente. 

  • Dang he needs to cook that stuff. :/

  • i like it out he bites it and its perfectly..... in half

  • That's what it sounds like when you eat spaghetti when it's not boiled.

  • Haha, i love the voice sync when he says spaghetti, it's perfect

  • @mattyh50 it is the weegee and malleo voice

  • forgot to cook the spaghetti first.

  • lol 

  • That's some pretty stiff spaghetti.

  • clearly there's garlic bread under that spaghetti.

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  • Oh my god, That spaghetti is uncooked.

  • FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!

  • He didn't cook it first.

  • .....how can u pick up a whole spahgti

  • @epicness79 by just 2 fingers (i forgot to writ this down

  • Thats some crunchy spaghetti ya got der

  • crunchy spaghetti :/

  • damn batman does not eat lots of stuff!

  • He must've undercooked his spaghetti...

  • HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!

  • That must be some old-ass spaghetti to crunch like that

  • @MrBlooCola it's instant noodles without cooking :P

  • @MrBlooCola

    well, batman doesn't care...

  • @MrBlooCola lol

    

  • @MrBlooCola Maybe it wasn't cooked yet

  • @CebuLips9 I was gonna say that >:I

  • @MrBlooCola

    Either that, or he never cooked it.

  • @MrBlooCola laughed my ass off

  • How the hell did that spaghetti stay together?

    LOL

  • How does he eat it like that without getting sauce on him? And how is it so crunchy?

  • @ODSTJoe because he's also eating the plate.

  • @SomeGamerKid That would explain why it's so crunchy.

  • crunchy spaghetti 

  • You, What have you done?!

  • That's an interesting way to eat spaghetti.

  • who started this fad?

  • You like TwoFace?

  • lmao nice

  • Spaghetti taco?

  • lol @ the pasta pic you used

  • *noms on stiff noodles*

  • crunchy spaghetti LOL

  • Odd way to eat Spaggetii

  • @zapryan99 Odd way to spell spaghetti.

  • Boy those noodles sure stick togeher nicely. And that crunchy sound! Someone didn't boil their noodles long enough.

  • That's some crunchy ass spaghetti

  • Did he COOK the spaghetti?

  • That's really crunchy spaghetti...

  • You know why there is never a fork and plate?

    because he is the Goddamn Batman.

  • WTF?

  • whats the orignale video? i have seen so many padorys of this

  • @MrE380 Batman does not eat nachos... I think.

  • MiniSpaghetti

  • Hahaha SPAGETTI!!!

  • spaghetti taco

  • Batman does not eat spaghetti? Shun the Non-believer!

    RAmen.

  • How did he do that?

  • Batman was mad only because the spaghetti was crunchy.

  • Spaghetti al dente.....very, very al dente

  • who the fuckballs eats spaghetti like that? 

  • It's ramen.

  • Thumbnail already was LOL

  • he eats that spaghetti LIKE A BOSS

  • Mmmm fried spaghetti.

  • looks like Batman found out Spencer's Spaghetti Taco recipe

  • I wish I could Eat My Spaghetti like that ^^

  • One whole mass of spaghetti?... Now I finally know what to have for dinner. Batman even saves mealtime.

  • In Soviet Gotham spaghetti does not eat Batman

  • What does batman eat then ?

  • Theres nothing like a crunchy spaghetti bar. Mmmmmmmm.

  • what episode is this ?

  • Sphagetti for DINNER. You know you want it, Bats.

  • Cold spaghetti?

  • Stupid

  • why do i keep watching this?

  • thats some crunchy spaghetti O3O

  • Luigi: Go to hell! >=(

  • @THELASTREDMAGE *Turns head* No

  • @shades9a "lol"

  • @shades9a YOU WON!

  • @shades9a YES!YES!

  • @shades9a ROFL

  • @shades9a *retracts faceplate* Remembah me?

  • BATMAN DOES NOT EAT DA BAGEL?

  • Whats next? Batman does not eat cupcakes?

  • @GiromCalica Already been done.

  • @byakuya600 WHERE?

  • BATMAN DOES NAUGHTY SPAGHETTI !

  • BATMAN NEEDS TO COOK CRUNCHY SPAGHETTI lol I like all the comments

  • i think his voice cracked lol

  • crunchy spaghetti? i think he needs to cook them more

  • @TheWeirdIce That's the sound of the plate.

  • invisible plate!

  • . . . WHY DOES KEEP WATCHING

  • WHERE THE HELL IS THE PLATE ?!?

  • @WeegeeTnikStudios HE DOESN'T NEED A PLATE. HE'S (PL)ATMAN.

  • @WeegeeTnikStudios he ate it...

  • @chewties949

    Right ? I thought that Batman does not eat plates ! *grunt*

  • @WeegeeTnikStudios He ate it

  • @WeegeeTnikStudios Maybe the plate the reason the spaghetti is so crunchy!