Andy Rooney in 60 Seconds!

[Cassavius]

Hmh, MST3K's Phantom Planet got me here...

[DOCTORDANification]

They say it took only a single bong hit and he was good for 60 minutes

[allabastormaroe]

to be fair, when i wake up in the morning i don't know where i put anything and i don't smoke weed.

[MrGrevy]

Which lunatic was he? The one that threw the meatloaf??

[s1ckfantasy]

RIP

[NnMsmom]

RIP Andy.

[perrytrucker]

RIP Andy

[Geert365]

Phil Hartman i love, but don't agree with him that this guy isn't funny (reason i checked who this guy was). I nearly chocked on my chippy.

From Holland.

[Mondomeyer]

That was only 59 seconds. I've been cheated out of a second!

[DoYouThinkImSerious]

Why do they call and orange an orange but they dont call a banana a yellow?...XD

[ChoiceRc]

Andy is a national treasure

[intifadagirl]

i love andy rooney

[VoiceByMega]

Mega Says:

"Andy is a national treasure..."

[TheAboutLastNight]

Dana carvey has made it very hard for me to take anything Andy Rooney says seriously...

[Sigele1]

"The beans are overroasted!"

[telemarr1]

Andy is great. Often it's the best part of 60 Minutes.

[ThePhobosAnomaly]

26 people get up in morning and not remember where their socks are.

[DannyMinick]

STFU old fuck.

[gonzopoet00]

that's what celebrities are... whiney over pampered people with serious problems...

[S0vereignty]

Oh Andy, I'm sure back in 1930, when you were 82, things were so much easier.

[DannyMinick]

@S0vereignty LMFAO

[Victorio667553]

who wants to shoot this man in the foot? Like? :P

if you just wanna knock him into hospital... double like?

if you want to put him in a catapult and watch him fly in the air screaming, then smack on the ground... well, unfortunately I haven't got that video >,<

[ChainSmoke420]

this guy is a goofy faggot.. look at him on the ali g show

[trj1370]

Andy Rooney doesn't have time to take care of a cat? He works 2 minutes a week! Well, ok, maybe 10 minutes of rambling that they edit down to 2 minutes.

[bmul125]

nice fucking lips

[FireFoxy67]

dana carvey's impression of him is fucking genius

[Unguidedone]

@FireFoxy67

oh great now i peed myself

/watch?v=Xwv0Y33qAQo

[beatlifetwice]

I remember Seeing this 60secend thing on tv when i was like 4 and 5 i thought it was so werid

[TonyPizzaro]

its his job to be a critic, hes probably a very nice guy in person

[garycalgary]

he's a ponderer but i would not call him angry or cranky

I have an uncle who is a foul person angry all the time i call him the Canadian Archie Bunker lol

[SonnyJWright]

fuck you guys this guy was a reporter for stars and stripes during the second world war!. He flew with the Eighth Air force during their bombing campaign over germany so give this man respect.. If you don't like this your a communist and my enemy

[shoe8502]

@SonnyJWright

kudos for your comment about Andy who is and should be an inspiration to the half wits out there but they are insensate. I go back to the original Andy Rooney investigative report which began his fame.

[FireFoxy67]

@SonnyJWright thinking some guy who did something during WW2 is crazy and saying they're a communist is way too fucking far....

[16armageddons]

bullshit!!!! its only 59 seconds fuck this

[setherys]

@16armageddons haha no it says right there 1:00 of running time!

[kruns11]

He's senile.

[R0undAboutMidnight]

I like him. He just so old that he doesn't have to give a shit anymore.

[InnerSmile72]

I love the one where he's shilling for microchip implants. Yeah Andy, great idea! :{

[Flipper79able]

He is a terribly grumpy old man.

[sneezabonk]

@Flipper79able That is his job

[boyblob]

I love how bitter and miserable this man is. Very entertaining stuff haha

[gbpackersfan42]

The last 5 seconds is the best part of this whole video.

[BigALittleARon]

hawks, bluejays, cardinals, owls, not many robins or sparrows, elephants, sheep, goat, pigs, cows, badgers, bulls, bears, beavers, bobcats, broncos, bulldogs

[R0773N]

One day he'll be sitting there in a dress.

[something915]

Leave him alone! It's obvious he signed his life over to CBS. THEY HAVE HIM UNTIL HE'S DEAD!!!

[mad0druid]

Rabbits are good. Good meat. You don't eat rabbits?!

especially a wild catch. mmm delicious!!! :)

Rabbit meat is good! :)

[bttfnut89]

Ok Elmer Fudd, whatever you say. Wabbits are dewicious.

[DARKLADYOFGA]

ANDY IS TOPS;

YOU TUBE SUX TO THE INTH DEGREE!

You keep vanishing my comments before I am through; I'm holding my breath, now.

[StripSearch69]

lmao this 91 year old man rocks...go andy!!! I bet if he saw these comments he would have another video full of the crap he would say regarding all of us XD...the twinkie was too much for me lol...and his lost socks wow

[tumpaijohn]

Andy is an american tradition. QUOTE>> "I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America ; and see what happens...Jesse Jacksonwill be knocking down your door".

[frischmilch]

oh thanks, this helps me to understand Craig Fergusons view of Andy Rooney - and i thought it would be more dramatic :-)

[paraminion]

@frischmilch you should check out dana carvey's "squatting monkeys tell no lies" stand up if you think Ferguson's take is funny... highly recommended.

[BenjaminWirtz]

@frischmilch

I like Craig, hat doe he say about ANdy?

[MiamiIndianTribe]

............

[cnakilla]

the beans are over roasted

[Sandbag209]

The coffee has a BURN taste!

[Woodenbricks123]

This isn't supposed to be offensive or anything but, Why is Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes every episode? He seems just a little, random?

[TheTester001]

Randooooomm

[XdarkxmisfitX]

damnz they way he saus twikie xD like its something so nasty to say XD

[lisalisamattmatt]

I wish my grandfather was this succinct.

[unrescued]

LOL BRAVO

[kikipoo25]

Hahahaha. Does anyone remember seeing the episode last year where Andy Rooney read some of his hate mail?

[candicemariahj]

"You know what really grinds my gears?" Ha ha lol!!!

[segould]

The beans are over-roasted! LOL!

[Shobe98]

ahahaaha dana carvey imitates him sooo good!

[seanc0720]

The coffee has a BURN taste.

[websuspect]

LOL he forgot to talk about his swiss army knife.

[Gutsyndicate]

he looks like a rooster!

[blobperson]

He seems like just a whining, complaining,confused man

[AstroBilly777]

This pretty much made my day. Especially the bits of Rooney just cataloging sports team mascots in monotone.

[Turquoise66]

lol

[PdishmonkeyJJ]

what a loser...

ali g kicked his ass big time

respect

[glynnracing79]

ali g is a nobody compared to andy rooney.

[ONETRUEDUB]

for real

check it

[imanerd36]

That does sum up Andy Rooney.

[2sam10]

Cute!

[kentamitchell]

every notice how, for some men over, senile dementia just sneaking up on them...

Just because Andy Rooney is *older* than the Lincoln Memorial doesn't mean he's any smarter

[HardBodyNyC]

You know what bothers me?

[ram1441]

I want to be this man's therapist

[CloudRayne]

It would be annoying. Because he would be late every time, trying to find his socks. xD

[kerog6]

he would try to pay you in coupons

[arcticflow328]

omg lmao! time to pass the blunt, sport.

[foook111]

COCK

[DavittFinol]

I wonder how I GET THAT JOB.

[jbeltz]

take a hit spunker

[brd1223]

lol

[cannonball199]

frank caliendo does this guys impression...fucking hilarious..i was waiting for someone to make fun of this guy who just sits there and talks about nothing...."40 years ago when i was 75" LOL

[xXS0ViETXx]

So does Dana Carvey, you should see his.

[bomdelux]

Seth Romatelli pretty much sums him up, check him out on the podcast UhhYeahDude

[thekrutch434]

he obviously has good taste is weed

[MillaHead]

people eat horse?

[VoodooZmija]

yup... its very tough and bad for everything except jerky and stew.

[RoronoaZoro222]

Nah i think Horse beef is awesome. one of my favorite meals is when my uncle makes it with lots of spices and baked potato on the side :)

[HamstersHorses]

lol frank caliendo is funny when he does him. love when he talks about the iPhone

[friginator]

I love this. Andy Rooney is hilarious.

[MrhighTime]

OK I may just be High but WTF In hells name is he talking aBOUT?

[dnd16]

shouldnt be on television...cant remember where his socks are time for the home

[Alfrunk]

Utterly amazing that this rambling, liberal buffoon has somehow been able to get paid for his nonsense. Disgusting.

[CBoyardee]

Anyone who dislikes Andy Rooney isn't a human.

[Alfrunk]

What an open minded, reasonable person you are! Nice!

[joshuak47]

Alfrunk:

And you use the word "liberal" as a curse word, as if individual freedoms are bad. That makes you look ignorant.

(I'm not saying that conservatism is "bad" either)

[Alfrunk]

Parts of liberalism are fine - but high taxes and wasteful stimulus spending does not promote freedom of any kind. Conservative seem to be the ultimate curse word in today's discourse, so no need to lecture about that. I just get tired of "people" like andy rooney with their nonsensical, unreasoned agenda. If it were obama or clinton, he'd be all for Iraq.

[joshuak47]

Alfrunk:

I can't talk about hypothetical situations, but I wanted to say that I'm impressed. None of the people I've seen who use a political stance as a curse think as openly or deeply as you.

I can't say that taxes and stimuli are related to liberalism. I think it has to do more with the state of the world/economy. Obama's administration is dealing with a situation which Bush's wasn't able to fix (whether that was because of time constraints or strategical problems, I don't know).

[GodsFavoriteBassPlyr]

ha ha .....the man is BRILLIANT!

[krissymcshafer]

haha he is funny. i like how he goes on and on and on and on. he is such a crazy man lol

[mtfune]

well if you were 110 years old, then you could talk out of your ass and get away with it, too!!

[CallHimDiddy]

he just turned 90 thats crazy

[spideridiot]

it's only 59 seconds so one star fatty mc fat gabe newell fat guy

[BenjaminWirtz]

Does he ever say anything important?

[adlozi]

pfffff..who's that?

[uniharut]

??? he can't remember where his socks are? doesn't he have more than one pair of socks?

[philochs]

I hate this old stupid evil prick and will LMAO when he dies he is a PIG. Hear me Charlie?

[Imnotfatimfluffy96]

LMFAO

[crpd3951]

this video is 59 seconds long but it says that is it andy rooney in 60 seconds. rip off!!

[SteelerEagleFan]

stop whinning!

[jubalate]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[quaznXII]

you guys are really over-reactive.

[bobgoblynn]

and you don't know what reactive means. . .

[italainmobster]

hes in upstate new york state

[TheGrungeScene]

WTF!? thats the funniest thing i've ever seen

[DD006x]

Andy could rant about anything. "I dont care about food. you cannot make me eat a twinkie. they have fat in them." he is sooo funny.

P.S. His socks are in my refrigerator. He owes me his rants on george bush!!!

He rocks!!!

[demarspeed199]

im trying to watch this without laughing b/c Frank Caliendo does the funniest impression of him..whoever hasnt seen it, go one 'Frank Adny Rooney'

[Jerm8585]

60 Minutes tried to send Andy Rooney to a retirement home, but they sent him back after he rambled for hours about how he didn't like the pudding.

[YoyoGoat0]

andy rooney is my hero

<3

[girotube]

OK! this is what he talks about in his show??

I know the video is edited but Man....!

WOW what an insight this pale face has.. He thinks "Negro" should be used as a commond word. Feel sorry for him!

[thecrimsonfloyd]

Mr. rooney is that all your thoughts on baseball?

[smcmillan88]

The coffee has a BURN taste!

[inmyownblood]

hahahahhahahahaa oh god i almost just died..obviously no ones watching this cuz its classified in the wrong genre.its not opinion editorial its frikin gud comedy!

[greatsea]

Andy Rooney needs to shut his pill-hole and go lose his way at a shopping mall somewhere. While his "tell it like it is" routine may have some modicum of entertainment value, I see him as nothing more than a snot nosed contemptuous intellectual bigget. Maybe soon he can join Kurt Vonnegut in cynic hell and the two of them can schlep around bitching and complaining for the rest of eternity.

[huskerfied]

ha ha, this made me laugh so hard i cried

[prm1122]

wtf is he talkin about?

[sammyvtheb]

this video was chopped and screwed. That is why you did not understand it. What makes it worse, is the guy chopped and screwed Andy Rooney of all people, and we all watched the video.

[katieeecrunk]

THE COFFEE HAS A BURN TASTE

hahaha best part

[continuo1685]

yeah, because the beans are overroasted

[antivaulter]

Andy Rooney Is An Idol!!! (To Me) :)

[oywidapoodles]

Agreed that Andy Rooney is a crazy old man, and it's hilarious, but if any of this makes sense to me, does that make me crazy too? o_0

[popsizcrazy]

jesus christ shut up

[sundi712]

Andy Rooney is great.

[640x480]

About 50% of everything Rooney says is pointless.

[MrMatto91]

he's just rambling?

[rucker29]

wtf was that???

[brd1223]

yeah im like "who the fuck is andy rooney?"

[rucker29]

nah i knew who he was its just soooo random

[DaPopeLivesOn]

Thank God for Andy Rooney for speaking his mind and not worrying about the political correctness bullshit. America needs more Patriots like him. especially those that truly understand that The US Constitution is a living document meant for "Americans" and not to be reinterpreted by those from foreign lands.

[yakyle90]

lmao

[AndrewJBoyer]

andy rooney and america , think EXACTLY alike

[drgovernator]

Americans enjoy war, Andy doesn't.

[drgovernator]

Andrew, my comment was towards you.

[geekdiggy]

man i love andy rooney. get his book "Out of My Mind". it's a real nice book to read, for whatever reasons, and makes you really like the guy.

just get the damned book.

[rocksweat]

Andy Rooney is a douche haha, and yes Dana Carvey's impersonation was great "whats with the term shit eating grin?? Why would someone be grinning after eating shit?"

[jrabsig84]

I was hoping he pull out spunker

[27LeBlanc619]

lol the raccoon

[XxlingmaoxX]

SPUNKER!!!!

[carincarin007]

Why does the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods?" substitute for the word "Yes"? Bears don't always shit in woods.

[buffalobillsarethebe]

Hi, I'm Andy Rooney! My Eyebrows are the size of a sofabed!

[jksfanunplugged]

"they always ask me, andy do u hear voices in your head? and i always answer, does a bear shit in the woods?"

[buffalobillsarethebe]

lol...

"Why do they call an orange an orange but they don't call a banana a yellow?"

[5iveAnd2wo]

but they do.

[DarthBronze]

Well, it's 0:59 seconds ocording to this video, but close enough,lol. Crazy but smart guy.

[minerva1822]

a small raccoon lives in my left eyebrow..his name is spunker!!....hahha..i loved dana carveys impression of andy...priceless!!

[Heygawlin]

people ask me "andy do you hear voices in your head?" and i always say "does a bear shit in the woods?"  XD

[c0170n]

If you were going to go up Shit Creek why wouldnt you bring a paddle? certainly if you knew it was a creek you would think about bringing a paddle LOL Dana Carvey(Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies)

[ThornNorris]

Hi my name is Andy Rooney. My eye brows are the size of sofa beds......Why do people ask are you shiting me clearly u would know it you'd be covered in fecal matter.

[OHdaddio]

u got that from dana carvey and thats freakin hilarious

[c0170n]

haha Dana Carvey is so funny

[ThornNorris]

yeah i know isn't he lol

[acemedler17]

dana carvey squatting monkeys tell no lies lol

dana is a comic genius lol

[todavi123j4]

he didn't die, dude.

[axe132008]

you sure?...he looks dead in that video

[wowcuda]

lol

[gurtfern]

RIP Andy Rooney, truly one of the greats.

[wowcuda]

dude, listen to one of the things. POINTLESS! how is he a "great?" oh and btw, he isn't dead

[Drfreakzilla]

George Carlins the one who died. . .

[Tonylennon01]

he's still alive!

[mikebtko]

I'm watching "Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys"; he's doing a bit about Andy Rooney stoned and commenting on "shit-figure's of speeches"... it's hysterical...

[uberShayne]

omg me to

[Drfreakzilla]

ya me too. . . MY EYES ARE THE SIZE OF SOFA BEDS

[TomFromJersey]

This dumb fuck gets paid a million dollars a year (probably more) to point out things most of realized by the time we graduated elementary school.