Hey everybody! I have released my new album 'Progenitor' which has electronic music inspired by great games such as Mass Effect. You can check it out and download it for free on my youtube channel if you're interested!
@BULLSHIT1173 Whoa douchebag magee, take the dick out of your ass, and your mouth off your mom's tits and chill the fuck out. Just because some of us manage to make it out of our parent's basements and don't immediately pick up on every single reference EVER doesn't mean you can gallivant about throwing out insults.
Nice job guys its a bit late on making comments but still love the work you put into your parodies... always hated the fact when team leader dies aka shepard , everyone falls as well would have been nice to switch party lead or perhaps have a revival mechanic just like SW Republic commando ... any who good work!!! give it two thumbs up and a hard on.
Kaiden was too buisy saying nooo in slow motion to actually help shepard rofl this has to be your funniest one yet and that's definitely saying something :O
Y'know, these guys have the potential to make an awesome Mass Effect parody movie. Not a real movie because I don't really want to see an official Mass Effect movie - Starring Shepard anyway - but a parody fan film would be nice.
Yeah, the rest just looks like skin tight leather. But in that one area-the crotch- it looks like the makers took the most time and effort to make the strongest armor to protect that spot. XD
I know you feel this, Shephard.
Saappari 2 months ago 2
this is what you get when someone has to much time on their hands
kingarthur23333 3 months ago
I love it how everyone in the background dies also.
Piezipx 5 months ago
PLZ MAKE MORE VIDEOS ABOUT MASS EFFECT 2 NOW!
polatucos15 5 months ago
PLZ MAKE MORE VIDEOS ABOUT MASS EFFECT " NOW!
polatucos15 5 months ago
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Hey everybody! I have released my new album 'Progenitor' which has electronic music inspired by great games such as Mass Effect. You can check it out and download it for free on my youtube channel if you're interested!
ORTmusic 6 months ago
So shepard's gonna have a critical mission failure every time he tries to get some.
downwithvoldemort96 7 months ago
lmfao, I laughed out loud, and then even harder at the highest comments.
Armonis 7 months ago
pfff this sucked there where not enought enemies, enemies everywhere go go
Chriseycarlyeah324 7 months ago
what a fat ass
tlfrey83 7 months ago
One hit K.O. Funny as HE11
tailsos 8 months ago
I love how in all of these the other characters simultaneously die when shepard does
matthewthepirate44 8 months ago
Dude, that was funny, thank you
calmman32 8 months ago
Aren't you a little short to be Commander Shepard?
BULLSHIT1173 8 months ago
@BULLSHIT1173 I didn't know that 6 foot 3 was short.
Crimson1418 8 months ago
@Crimson1418 It was a Star Wars reference dumbass.
BULLSHIT1173 8 months ago
@BULLSHIT1173 Whoa douchebag magee, take the dick out of your ass, and your mouth off your mom's tits and chill the fuck out. Just because some of us manage to make it out of our parent's basements and don't immediately pick up on every single reference EVER doesn't mean you can gallivant about throwing out insults.
Crimson1418 8 months ago
@Crimson1418 Cool Bro.
BULLSHIT1173 8 months ago
@BULLSHIT1173 ...Seriously, dude... You don't REALLY want to piss off Commander Shepard, now do ya? : ))
mastertoci 8 months ago
Ouchhhhhhhh
MegaIllusiveMan 9 months ago
How the hell do they keep serious faces?
RougeKrieger 9 months ago
Nothing short of epic.
Truth118 9 months ago
You guys are ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of hilarity.
theidfninja 9 months ago
I imagine harbinger saying "I know you feel this!" :D
Drallwran 10 months ago
thumbs u if you saw where it said 'nerf' on the armour. was probably made in china
Marsden117 10 months ago
This is too funny.
GreasemonkeyCGI 10 months ago
Subbed! Ahahahahahahaha
Samuraislash600 10 months ago
OUCH! LOL
WardenDarlingClement 10 months ago
I'm Commander Sheppard and this is my favorite nut-kick on YouTube
tonysm3 10 months ago
i guess sheppard and his team also played hockey. Didnt want to waste the money on extra Batlle Armor.
IIIB52 10 months ago
Priceless!
JDTR1900 11 months ago
Critical Hit!
GAZGHOST123 1 year ago
why did the chick die?
ThePlockad 1 year ago
@ThePlockad because the person who kicked Shepard in the balls kicked him so hard that both of his teammates felt the whole thing and died as well.
MrParadox47 1 year ago
@ThePlockad Because she couldn't handle that painful situation :)
Freddran 1 year ago
Haha, I love the team members doing slow mo deaths in the background as well.
Very well put together!
thehonorablereese 1 year ago 2
what is the difference between shepard and these guys? Answer: Shepard doesnt wear hockey pads
MadMAn12gauge 1 year ago
Hey, who thinks it would be fucking awesome to play Paintball with a Mass Effect theme? Like the guns and armors and everything?
AndyRaslan 1 year ago
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"We will destroy you!"
kc1920ks8802 1 year ago
This video is proves that anything, even this, looks badass in slo-mo.
arderemos 1 year ago
This made me laugh out loud. Win ^^
alientechsk8r 1 year ago
LOL everyone dies
yocapes 1 year ago
I'm commander shepard, and this is my favourite video on the citadel.
ThatsMrFrank 1 year ago
That was the Geth Destroyer's little cousin, the Groin Destroyer...
EliseoRocha 1 year ago 11
Most people have "achilles heel" but Shepard nooo .. he has "achilles balls" :-)
ptgterc 1 year ago
Yeah, this really made me laugh xD
TheNickell94 1 year ago
and that is why you should play as femshep :)
BlackPanther13 1 year ago 2
That gotta be on casual.
Joey5537 1 year ago
rofl. that was totally unexpected.
RocketDude92 1 year ago
1:09 critical mission failure
paco162 1 year ago 2
LEEROOOOOOY JEEENNNKIIN-*CRUNCH*
Just watch. Your last save was three hours ago.
lollerfisk 1 year ago
Why did the others die when the dude kicked him in the Balls? :L
dAnNiLeRrD 1 year ago
@dAnNiLeRrD cause this is a Shepard. He is in charge! They're nothing without him!
JordanSphilner 1 year ago
@dAnNiLeRrD when shepard dies in the first game the other NPC also fall down as well even though there not dead
Chriseycarlyeah324 1 year ago
@dAnNiLeRrD If you play mass effect, when Commander shepherd (you) die in battle so does everyone else.
sirAthrus 1 year ago
11 people were kicked in the full spectrum quad
Arzaker 1 year ago
Nice job guys its a bit late on making comments but still love the work you put into your parodies... always hated the fact when team leader dies aka shepard , everyone falls as well would have been nice to switch party lead or perhaps have a revival mechanic just like SW Republic commando ... any who good work!!! give it two thumbs up and a hard on.
MethodKings 1 year ago
I gotta have those uniforms...
Larrylarp 1 year ago
This is my favorite one of yours.
GodofChaos45 1 year ago
This hurts you.
DEmonCrypt 1 year ago 67
The force of the kick was so fierce that it blasted through Shepard's groin and killed Ash and Kaidan simultaneously. Bad ass.
bhk2006 1 year ago 4
I demand more! ^^,
These are really great haha keep em' up! I feel inspired to write up some scripts now lol.
AjaxDuo 1 year ago
:-D
Desperatore 1 year ago
The music makes the video.
Usul573 1 year ago
LOL. Very unforeseeable ending.
LukeRichSES 1 year ago
lol nerf
Ech0F0xtr0t 1 year ago
The best of them all XD!!!
"NOOOOooooo"
*Crunch*
Dun Dun dun dun dun Dun DUN DUN da Dun dun
Crazylatinokid7 1 year ago
he hit his weak point for massive damage
also I love his deathface xo
13lackfriday 1 year ago
Wonderful. Really inspired. I needed the laugh. Thanks!
Rozella20 1 year ago
Kaiden was too buisy saying nooo in slow motion to actually help shepard rofl this has to be your funniest one yet and that's definitely saying something :O
IcameIsawIpwned 1 year ago
Awesome weaponary! I really loled at this one.
Blackpanfa 1 year ago
PWNED ;D
loki19833 1 year ago
YEAH KICK IN THE QUAD!!!
oh sorry my father was a krogan!!!
HUNAdamus94 1 year ago 2
c-c-c-c-combo breaker
tsukune1234 1 year ago
lol, he used kaidans biotic kick that killed vrnyess to kick him in the nuts! XD
shibaman123 1 year ago
its a new power shockwave kick
markalan2000 1 year ago
The ROFLCOPTER shot me LOL
DkFr88 1 year ago
Shepard! LOOK OUT! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
kisskisslovya 1 year ago
Use Shield Modulator X next time Shepard!!!!!
whatyouis 1 year ago
I always wanted to see somebody try biotics in real life.
Lienwor 1 year ago
I've had moments kinda like that in Mass effect when I'm killing everyone and then one random guy comes out and kills me.
midgetalex28 1 year ago
lol
catcatby16 1 year ago
WHat a buildup to a classic 'man hit in the nuts' joke.
Well done.
Morias 1 year ago
CROTCH SHOT
colsupertaco 1 year ago
That last enemy was the only one smart enough to kick Shepard in the balls, he didn't have weapons, biotics, tech or anything.
BloodiCheeseCake 1 year ago
lol
2 shots with sniper -> Overheated!
change to pistol ^^
best death ever
Marcuto1 1 year ago
WHY DOES THE MIDDLE REMING ME OF POWER RANGERS
ponty94 1 year ago
This video is so rediculously awesome, how have i never seen this before?
kelmar6821 1 year ago
BEST EVER
selty 1 year ago
Damn you should have sent Ashley first! And if she was fast to react she would of nailed him in the balls.
Codis998 1 year ago
Still funny, I have to get the game again, then number 2
Vynce0013 1 year ago
The fate of all life in the universe hangs on Shepard's crotch!
awayforlong 1 year ago 23
LOL!
AsbjoernKromann 1 year ago
the new enemy of mass effect 3
cdeacious 1 year ago
kinda wish the real chars looked more like your Kaiden and Ash.... maybe is just me...
top1terra1girl 1 year ago
Why did he needs to use a biotic to open a door?! LOL
Isn't that what the omni-tool is used for haha
Peta016 1 year ago
That was pretty awesome lol
JHUD152 1 year ago
Seriously, Kaidan, you dropped the ball. ENEMIES REALLY WERE EVERYWHERE!!
FutureHellcat 1 year ago 3
fatality!
johohitchhike 1 year ago
How did they all die?
NoobiusMaximo 1 year ago
CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE:
Shepard gets kicked in balls.
MegaBLACKMESA 1 year ago 3
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MegaBLACKMESA 1 year ago
enemies everywhere?
CaptainPwnt 1 year ago
ohhhh thats gotta hurt
LTGeraldo 1 year ago
OMG! I love your videos!!
When that guy kicked Shepard, everyone in the party dies as well XD
Rocketai 1 year ago
Enemies everywhere!
nuttex 1 year ago 2
Haha genius.
I love how you do Shepard's run and everything. xD
LunarEcli 1 year ago
ow best or worst death ever
LTGeraldo 1 year ago
awesome. I love these guys
KemperFi87 1 year ago
LOLZ!!!
Starmaster29 1 year ago
ROFL!!
I love the "Spectre Induction" music at the begining and at the end the "Saren´s Theme" LOL.
Just one word: EPIC!
P.S: That guy REALLY looked like Kaidan...just a little younger ;O
DrLiaraTSoni 1 year ago
Wrex.
lamesurfer101 2 years ago
EPIC
tonysm3 2 years ago
1:18 i like seeing humans on their knees...that is NOT a joke
MalcolmJ15 2 years ago
LOL!!!! he fricken dies HAHAHAHAHA!
bevonator 2 years ago
should've thought of more armor there..........
Megapie2009 2 years ago
amazing. great job making those weapons
OSBJokerZ 2 years ago
LMFAO OMFG ohhh man i feel his pain
M00nSh1ne91 2 years ago
RIGHT IN THE QUADS!
pirata1790 2 years ago 3
I WILL DESTROY YOU
Dmasterman 2 years ago 4
i like the way he got kicked and then it ended, that was good, i liked that.
videochemist 2 years ago
Were going to kick the shepard right in the daddy bags - Donnelt
HeyBlade789 2 years ago 4
Right in the daddy bags. ouch!
Avalink 2 years ago
Love it how his sniper rifle overheats with the second shot and he has to switch to pistol. Classic infiltrator stuff...
0PhasesOfTheMoon0 2 years ago 6
I know the feeling. Even at a level 40 infiltrator, you can't fire a sniper rifle more than once every 4 seconds, it's terrible.
CrisisCake 2 years ago
Epic battle then.... CRUNCH!
ItsTurningGreen002 2 years ago
It was all inspirational , then suddenly WHAM! GROINATTACK!
503leafy 2 years ago 50
@503leafy Least it wasn't done by a kroagan
lyttleton 1 year ago
at first it looked like a trailer for mass effect. LOL
121712100338 2 years ago
OMG THIS WAS SO GODDAMN GOOD! I thought this was a serious fanmade movie then WHAM! Right in the fuel cells..Haha beautiful
redith137 2 years ago 3
These are so awesome! My only problem with this one is that there isn't enough "ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! GO GO GO!" ;D
crimsonrhodelia 2 years ago 57
HOLD THA LINE
Ho0lihan 2 years ago 3
@crimsonrhodelia and in the middle of the firefight, we should have heard 'They've Spotted us."
ItsTurningGreen002 1 year ago
Good thing Kaidan was an L2, or he would have never known that guy was coming.
DroneElite4862 2 years ago
LOL, nicely done :D
Of course that when Shepard dies, everybody dies, haha. Game Over.
RuiBCJ 2 years ago
I love the beginning of this song, when they're suiting up.
Kaweebo 2 years ago
this is great. You should do a longer comedic fanfilm. Nicely coreographed
T0pcatFilms 2 years ago
I lol'd so damn hard. Please, make more of these.
KatanaCobra 2 years ago
Y'know, these guys have the potential to make an awesome Mass Effect parody movie. Not a real movie because I don't really want to see an official Mass Effect movie - Starring Shepard anyway - but a parody fan film would be nice.
Kaweebo 2 years ago
Shepard !!!
PgunMan 2 years ago
TRIPLE KILL!
Soviet20 2 years ago
1 kick 3 kills
ntt996 2 years ago 5
love the death music!
SKazclaw 2 years ago
Yea Shepard took it!
ItsTurningGreen002 2 years ago
Kaidan must be psychic btw. I mean how possibly would he know that guy would kick him in the nuts? XD
Kaweebo 2 years ago 3
Right in the daddy bags!
Steaksauce2887 2 years ago
EPIC WIN
lSeKToRl 2 years ago
You guys are so awesome.
2ephyre 2 years ago
too bad the kaiden ashley team in the game sucks BALLLLLS... but forreal dis was hilarious and kinda cool in a wierd way lol
1legendx 2 years ago
Kaidens cool
glados124 2 years ago
pwned
Anetheron92 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha see his face when he fell haha lolol noob
nobutteratall 2 years ago
lol he opened the door with throw
AsG1989 2 years ago
Area secure.
SubjectNameHere 2 years ago
Funny thing is, Shepard DOES have a cup. Kinda. It's one of the only places where there's armor when you wear Light Armor. XD
0mni42 2 years ago
Yeah, the rest just looks like skin tight leather. But in that one area-the crotch- it looks like the makers took the most time and effort to make the strongest armor to protect that spot. XD
Kaweebo 2 years ago
Of course-- that's where the brain is.
0mni42 2 years ago
O_O
Kaweebo 2 years ago
How the fuck did he kill 3 people by kicking Shepard in the nutsack? xD
DarkSigiles 2 years ago
The expression on his face when he gets nutt'd is priceless!
DarkBladeAngel 2 years ago 2
that waz fucking awsum lol
brofreak 2 years ago
lol
qrods27 2 years ago
hahahaha not the balls!!!!!!!!
ELMOS6198 2 years ago
I liked the switch to the pistol when the rifle overheated. Very authentic.
All it needs is enemies that shout "I WILL DESTROY YOU" over and over.
Papster1000 2 years ago 4
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"All it needs is enemies that shout "I WILL DESTROY YOU" over and over."
GOD that's annoying!
Danny77uk 2 years ago 2
Damn should have copped the PC version. Graphics are way better.
freakyfatdog 2 years ago
this is the best
Chriseycarlyeah324 2 years ago
That was seriously epic, If I knew you in real life youd get a victory pound for sure
Bloodshotbuddah 2 years ago
Truly epic! This one is your best, then comes Asshole death. :P
Sharlarra1983 2 years ago
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!
Mojito133 2 years ago 10
I WILL DESTROY YOU
Merchant2006 2 years ago 10
HOLD THE LINE!
ritcheyz 2 years ago 11
COOOOL
Altair4359 2 years ago
este videoes demasiado friki xD, pero lo salva el final
MataMutilaKema 2 years ago
joder,el final es enorme!!xDD
perturbado55 2 years ago
Just waiting for that death music... lol 5*
benzilabane 2 years ago
Should have had a krogan run up to y