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  • I know you feel this, Shephard.

  • this is what you get when someone has to much time on their hands

  • I love it how everyone in the background dies also.

    

  • PLZ MAKE MORE VIDEOS ABOUT MASS EFFECT 2 NOW!

  • PLZ MAKE MORE VIDEOS ABOUT MASS EFFECT " NOW!

  • So shepard's gonna have a critical mission failure every time he tries to get some.

  • lmfao, I laughed out loud, and then even harder at the highest comments.

  • pfff this sucked there where not enought enemies, enemies everywhere go go

  • what a fat ass

  • One hit K.O. Funny as HE11

  • I love how in all of these the other characters simultaneously die when shepard does

  • Dude, that was funny, thank you

  • Aren't you a little short to be Commander Shepard?

  • @BULLSHIT1173 I didn't know that 6 foot 3 was short.

  • @Crimson1418 It was a Star Wars reference dumbass.

  • @BULLSHIT1173 Whoa douchebag magee, take the dick out of your ass, and your mouth off your mom's tits and chill the fuck out. Just because some of us manage to make it out of our parent's basements and don't immediately pick up on every single reference EVER doesn't mean you can gallivant about throwing out insults.

  • @Crimson1418 Cool Bro.

  • @BULLSHIT1173 ...Seriously, dude... You don't REALLY want to piss off Commander Shepard, now do ya? : ))

  • Ouchhhhhhhh

  • How the hell do they keep serious faces?

  • Nothing short of epic. 

  • You guys are ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of hilarity.

  • I imagine harbinger saying "I know you feel this!" :D

  • thumbs u if you saw where it said 'nerf' on the armour. was probably made in china

  • This is too funny.

  • Subbed! Ahahahahahahaha

  • OUCH! LOL

  • I'm Commander Sheppard and this is my favorite nut-kick on YouTube

  • i guess sheppard and his team also played hockey. Didnt want to waste the money on extra Batlle Armor.

  • Priceless!

  • Critical Hit!

  • why did the chick die?

  • @ThePlockad because the person who kicked Shepard in the balls kicked him so hard that both of his teammates felt the whole thing and died as well.

  • @ThePlockad Because she couldn't handle that painful situation :)

  • Haha, I love the team members doing slow mo deaths in the background as well.

    Very well put together!

  • what is the difference between shepard and these guys? Answer: Shepard doesnt wear hockey pads

  • Hey, who thinks it would be fucking awesome to play Paintball with a Mass Effect theme? Like the guns and armors and everything?

  • This video is proves that anything, even this, looks badass in slo-mo.

  • This made me laugh out loud. Win ^^

  • LOL everyone dies

  • I'm commander shepard, and this is my favourite video on the citadel.

  • That was the Geth Destroyer's little cousin, the Groin Destroyer...

  • Most people have "achilles heel" but Shepard nooo .. he has "achilles balls" :-)

  • Yeah, this really made me laugh xD

  • and that is why you should play as femshep :)

  • That gotta be on casual.

  • rofl. that was totally unexpected.

  • 1:09 critical mission failure

  • LEEROOOOOOY JEEENNNKIIN-*CRUNCH*

    Just watch. Your last save was three hours ago.

  • Why did the others die when the dude kicked him in the Balls? :L

  • @dAnNiLeRrD cause this is a Shepard. He is in charge! They're nothing without him!

  • @dAnNiLeRrD when shepard dies in the first game the other NPC also fall down as well even though there not dead

  • @dAnNiLeRrD If you play mass effect, when Commander shepherd (you) die in battle so does everyone else.

  • 11 people were kicked in the full spectrum quad

  • Nice job guys its a bit late on making comments but still love the work you put into your parodies... always hated the fact when team leader dies aka shepard , everyone falls as well would have been nice to switch party lead or perhaps have a revival mechanic just like SW Republic commando ... any who good work!!! give it two thumbs up and a hard on.

  • I gotta have those uniforms...

  • This is my favorite one of yours.

  • This hurts you.

  • The force of the kick was so fierce that it blasted through Shepard's groin and killed Ash and Kaidan simultaneously. Bad ass.

  • I demand more! ^^,

    These are really great haha keep em' up! I feel inspired to write up some scripts now lol.

  • :-D

  • The music makes the video.

  • LOL. Very unforeseeable ending.

  • lol nerf

  • The best of them all XD!!!

    "NOOOOooooo"

    *Crunch*

    Dun Dun dun dun dun Dun DUN DUN da Dun dun

  • he hit his weak point for massive damage

    also I love his deathface xo

  • Wonderful. Really inspired. I needed the laugh. Thanks!

  • Kaiden was too buisy saying nooo in slow motion to actually help shepard rofl this has to be your funniest one yet and that's definitely saying something :O

  • Awesome weaponary! I really loled at this one.

  • PWNED ;D

  • YEAH KICK IN THE QUAD!!!

    oh sorry my father was a krogan!!!

  • c-c-c-c-combo breaker

  • lol, he used kaidans biotic kick that killed vrnyess to kick him in the nuts! XD

  • its a new power shockwave kick

  • The ROFLCOPTER shot me LOL

  • Shepard! LOOK OUT! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • Use Shield Modulator X next time Shepard!!!!!

  • I always wanted to see somebody try biotics in real life.

  • I've had moments kinda like that in Mass effect when I'm killing everyone and then one random guy comes out and kills me.

  • lol

  • WHat a buildup to a classic 'man hit in the nuts' joke.

    Well done.

  • CROTCH SHOT

  • That last enemy was the only one smart enough to kick Shepard in the balls, he didn't have weapons, biotics, tech or anything.

  • lol

    2 shots with sniper -> Overheated!

    change to pistol ^^

    best death ever

  • WHY DOES THE MIDDLE REMING ME OF POWER RANGERS

  • This video is so rediculously awesome, how have i never seen this before?

  • BEST EVER

  • Damn you should have sent Ashley first! And if she was fast to react she would of nailed him in the balls.

  • Still funny, I have to get the game again, then number 2

  • The fate of all life in the universe hangs on Shepard's crotch!

  • LOL!

  • the new enemy of mass effect 3

  • kinda wish the real chars looked more like your Kaiden and Ash.... maybe is just me...

  • Why did he needs to use a biotic to open a door?! LOL

    Isn't that what the omni-tool is used for haha

  • That was pretty awesome lol

  • Seriously, Kaidan, you dropped the ball. ENEMIES REALLY WERE EVERYWHERE!!

  • fatality!

  • How did they all die?

  • CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE:

    Shepard gets kicked in balls.

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  • enemies everywhere?

  • ohhhh thats gotta hurt

  • OMG! I love your videos!!

    When that guy kicked Shepard, everyone in the party dies as well XD

  • Enemies everywhere!

  • Haha genius.

    I love how you do Shepard's run and everything. xD

  • ow best or worst death ever

  • awesome. I love these guys

  • LOLZ!!!

  • ROFL!!

    I love the "Spectre Induction" music at the begining and at the end the "Saren´s Theme" LOL.

    Just one word: EPIC!

    P.S: That guy REALLY looked like Kaidan...just a little younger ;O

  • Wrex.

  • EPIC

  • 1:18 i like seeing humans on their knees...that is NOT a joke

  • LOL!!!! he fricken dies HAHAHAHAHA!

  • should've thought of more armor there..........

  • amazing. great job making those weapons

  • LMFAO OMFG ohhh man i feel his pain

  • RIGHT IN THE QUADS!

  • I WILL DESTROY YOU

  • i like the way he got kicked and then it ended, that was good, i liked that.

  • Were going to kick the shepard right in the daddy bags - Donnelt

  • Right in the daddy bags. ouch!

  • Love it how his sniper rifle overheats with the second shot and he has to switch to pistol. Classic infiltrator stuff...

  • I know the feeling. Even at a level 40 infiltrator, you can't fire a sniper rifle more than once every 4 seconds, it's terrible.

  • Epic battle then.... CRUNCH!

  • It was all inspirational , then suddenly WHAM! GROINATTACK!

  • @503leafy Least it wasn't done by a kroagan

  • at first it looked like a trailer for mass effect. LOL

  • OMG THIS WAS SO GODDAMN GOOD! I thought this was a serious fanmade movie then WHAM! Right in the fuel cells..Haha beautiful

  • These are so awesome! My only problem with this one is that there isn't enough "ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! GO GO GO!" ;D

  • HOLD THA LINE

  • @crimsonrhodelia and in the middle of the firefight, we should have heard 'They've Spotted us."

  • Good thing Kaidan was an L2, or he would have never known that guy was coming.

  • LOL, nicely done :D

    Of course that when Shepard dies, everybody dies, haha. Game Over.

  • I love the beginning of this song, when they're suiting up.

  • this is great. You should do a longer comedic fanfilm. Nicely coreographed

  • I lol'd so damn hard. Please, make more of these.

  • Y'know, these guys have the potential to make an awesome Mass Effect parody movie. Not a real movie because I don't really want to see an official Mass Effect movie - Starring Shepard anyway - but a parody fan film would be nice.

  • Shepard !!!

  • TRIPLE KILL!

  • 1 kick 3 kills

  • love the death music!

  • Yea Shepard took it!

  • Kaidan must be psychic btw. I mean how possibly would he know that guy would kick him in the nuts? XD

  • Right in the daddy bags!

  • EPIC WIN

  • You guys are so awesome.

  • too bad the kaiden ashley team in the game sucks BALLLLLS... but forreal dis was hilarious and kinda cool in a wierd way lol

  • Kaidens cool

  • pwned

  • hahahahahahahahahaha see his face when he fell haha lolol noob

  • lol he opened the door with throw

  • Area secure.

  • Funny thing is, Shepard DOES have a cup. Kinda. It's one of the only places where there's armor when you wear Light Armor. XD

  • Yeah, the rest just looks like skin tight leather. But in that one area-the crotch- it looks like the makers took the most time and effort to make the strongest armor to protect that spot. XD

  • Of course-- that's where the brain is.

  • O_O

  • How the fuck did he kill 3 people by kicking Shepard in the nutsack? xD

  • The expression on his face when he gets nutt'd is priceless!

  • that waz fucking awsum lol

  • lol

  • hahahaha not the balls!!!!!!!!

  • I liked the switch to the pistol when the rifle overheated. Very authentic.

    All it needs is enemies that shout "I WILL DESTROY YOU" over and over.

  • Damn should have copped the PC version. Graphics are way better.

  • this is the best

  • That was seriously epic, If I knew you in real life youd get a victory pound for sure

  • Truly epic! This one is your best, then comes Asshole death. :P

  • ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

  • I WILL DESTROY YOU

  • HOLD THE LINE!

  • COOOOL

  • este videoes demasiado friki xD, pero lo salva el final

  • joder,el final es enorme!!xDD

  • Just waiting for that death music... lol 5*

  • Should have had a krogan run up to y