Grind Time Now Presents: Uno Lavoz vs Stainless

[sonikee1]

lol everyone is cracking up, i love it I LOVE IT LOL@@@

[donsm00v]

Somebody make a Uno Lavoz compilation lmfao

[Juror8]

Uno going "Alright, this some serious shit, yo, yo" might be my single favourite moment in battle rap history.

[315Stain]

@urmomplease..actually at both. but mostly at the the absurdity

[JonTwanSoo]

The reason Stainless was laughing during Uno Lavo's rounds was because of Uno's long ass delivery. Lmao.

[urmomplease]

@JonTwanSoo or because uno lavoz is a funny mother fucker who doesnt give a shit about rapping as much as he does about a response from the crowd

[yeuuuuu]

Zimbabwe!!

[315Stain]

@heckpoktan..from "exactly" to "ish"?  make up your mind.

[CrackTownPooner]

I'm straight crying rite here now man!

[CrackTownPooner]

I'm straight crying rite here now man!

[heavenspugatory]

uno lavoz is that nigga lmaoooo

[315Stain]

stainless = comedy dirt = lyricism. ur whole brain is made of actual planting soil.

[heckpoktan]

@315Stain your flow does sound very dirt-ish.

[erictoob]

stainless sounds way to much like dirt. whole style and flow is dirt.

[flightteam19]

This is one of the best battles of both artist.

[315Stain]

@heckpoktan.. let him have his opinion, seeing how ur both way the hell off

[xXxBodyBagxXx]

@315Stain imo, you sound absolutely nothing like dirt. Dirt is awesome but you got your own style, this battle made me an instant fan, just for the record...fckin hilarious.

[Rogie3210]

guy in the black hoody looks like afroman!

[TheShaanKay]

Best battle i've seen for a whiiiile

[IBeBigBlue]

stainless and dirt have the same battle style

[Dimologi]

I didn't know Stainless but I ca see he is very cool dude, respect :) Uno is funny as fuck

[tizer718]

hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaha­ha omfg shyts to funny

[iAMiCeMusic]

LOOOOL.... funniest battle ever.

[furburgerking23]

stainless sounds like biz markie haha

[heckpoktan]

@furburgerking23 he sounds exactly like dirt.

[YaGirlFe]

Lmmfao dis battle was str8 comedy

[cagedal]

LOL at Stainless when Uno Says Yo Mother Was Born In Zimababwe

[Popz3377]

lmao



[TheBlueballs94]

I want to fuck that women in crowd so bad

[milesherrera333]

rest in peace bernie mac

[djlickdagee]

The fact that they laugh at each others bars makes this battle even better than it already is haha

[14Krazh14]

omg this is the best battle period

[djriskykut]

Really wanna hear more from Goon Platoon there all funny as fuck cant wait til Dirts next battle is up gonna be Good i hope!!!

[skeletorissatan]

Goddamn, What The Fuck, this was hillarious

[SomeWriterGuy]

this makes me so happy when i'm in a bad mood, funny battle

[315Stain]

@heckpoktan.. he didnt bring it up because im not. i couldent spit a dirt bar if iif i tried, and neither can u

[ItsMeYouFail]

12:50 funniest line

[Grannybagger44]

4:19 crying baby! wtf?!

[heckpoktan]

Stainless is obviously spitting dirt bars. They sound identical. Wtf.

I cant believe lavoz didnt bring it up.

[d3bhdennis]

02:50 - hahahhahahaa

[Dimologi]

How is that girl in the right?? she was also with uno in another rap battle.. girl friend maybe??

[fcag1997]

@Dimologi yea she was with the battle against the Jackal to.. she be fine hahahah

[djriskykut]

stainless is gettin better every batlle!!! would love to see dirt vs uno lavoz would be beast!!!!

[kylem1112]

What the fuck man... It's not that funny...

[fcag1997]

sick battle!

[seszio]

Uno vs Dirt..............sick.

[iWatch92]

Fucking funniest battle ever lol

[315Stain]

- im nowhere near dirt, but keep sayin it. that stil makes me better than .o

[johnnyappleseed]

@315Stain You def had better flow lol he had funnier punches. Fucking funny battle

[laspeligrosas01]

stainless rap like dirt!!! biting ass niggaa!!

[mindstatekrew]

id slap the judges out. they laugh threw unos whole verse an cut em out an call time.

[ardahanliboy00]

Yah mom so fat, she use cheats for Wii-fit!

[MrRacano]

" Yah Mom Fat, Cause She Eat Beacon Alot!"

[spictaqular]

Nigga you so gay you go to the sperm bank and ask em what flavor they got #PRICELESS

[tazzalioralo]

Uno lavoz!! Besttt

[jagwahrclown]

LOL @ "for a nail clipper and some giraffe meat"

[bloodykonflikt]

they Both went in But don't 5tainle55 5ound a lil 2 much like Dirt? i don't know who doing the writing But i'm ju5t 5aying

[jenniferrxo4]

Uno lavoz .. This maanz so funny styl :)

[Strikeb4ck]

this will never get old. funniest battle ever

[taajiir123]

Not only does stainless have a style strikingly similar to dirt he also sounds like him

[315Stain]

@mbphofan.. U sound suspect. i would break it down, but if u read back thru the comments you would see i already did. enjoy the battle anyway tho. Smgdh. Lol

[mbphofan]

stainless and dirt have such a similar style.  same delivery, same bar structure same material....and they boys? thats hella suspect

[OptimusDubstep]

7:30 hahahahhaaahha

[brad5282]

Uno Lavoz is like Chris Tucker, but funny.

[adibox14]

i think the 27,000 views are because of me

[Emayzin]

the zimbabwe bar kills me every time

[OptimusDubstep]

@Emayzin same hahaha

[Tank5834]

by far the funniest shit i ever seen

[bertfreez]

daam!

[bertfreez]

daam!

[adibox14]

Stainless is my favourite rapper in grind time. wish he would have come to the UK for BITW5!

[315Stain]

this is still my fav battle! Shouts to uno doin his thing! Big ups to upstate and thank yall for watching! Goon platoon!

[taipz]

scratch that, a lot more like dirt

[taipz]

stainless reminds me of rheteric

[mistacoz]

2 of the funniest dudes in battling.

Look out for 4 hilarious Uno Lavos & Oshea 2on2 battles coming soon on Dont Flop as well as his solo batlle vs Lunar C.

[bobbybay420]

cant help but come back to this battle every once in a while. Cant think of any that are as funny as this> Classic shit

[dasein12345]

everyone high as hell

[315Stain]

-stainless vs diggz is up! be sure to peep that! Goon platoon!

[DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze]

My favorite GT battle EVER. Nothing is even close. WWWWWwwwwwwwwwwow.

[ArmanniReign]

Funniest. Battle. Ever.

[aznmidgetskater]

12 people's names are Goddamn What the Fuck

[GoLakers09Champs]

ZIMBABWE!

[dmx011]

battle was awesome, but would have been better if the rounds were like 5 ins each cause of all the laughing. funny as hell, would love to see Uno and Stainless in KOTD

[robbbyyy25]

wow Stainless sounds EXACTLY like Dirt....everyone in that crew has the same voice or delivery...its horrible....

Uno bodied him.

[tonyolive816]

Funniest shyt ever!

[nikil90]

Yor mothar was born Zimbabwé!

[Most1ntrigued]

stainless's style is obviously dirts style, i would know they were from the same crew if dirt wasnt standing right behind him. get yo own style, the cadence of his voice and delivery is so ridicilously similar

[houks]

stainless is like the black dirt, but funnier

[theofficialcra4tycat]

Crowd is too wack I cnt even watch this!

[xx0578412xx]

uno >>> lol

[EldrinDavidson27]

Shout out to Uno Lavoz. his "Non Punchline" Zimbabwe line hold the battle rap record for lasting 1 minute and 2 seconds lmao!!!! hands down funniest battle I have ever seen. They are just havin fun yo!!!

[briaaajjjj]

Funniest battle on YouTube, perfect conflicting styles. For you violence junkies there's plenty of used up gun bar battles to sift through.

[420bret420]

stainless has the worst lisp ive ever heard

[robbbyyy25]

@420bret420 u forgot bout Knowledge medina.

[ShavedBunny]

bahahahaha, stainless is hilarious as fuck!!!!

[BillionsMC]

Uno looks like a bitch version of Immortal Technique

[EyseKold]

Uno is like a Mexican tsunami surf

[315Stain]

@uptemp88.. this is serious, seriously funny! Lighten up and have a laugh. Gp, upstate, jusone, uno lavoz, wreck1, albany stand up!

[uptemp88]

upstate get real PLEASE !!

[uptemp88]

too much clowning going on !! GO

[BillORele]

Lmao I love how Stainless is trying not to laugh the whole batle,

[AdamTogether1]

@Strikeb4ack - ha yeah you guessed it I'm English. Don't get me wrong I thought alot of this was funny as fuck, I just found it annoying to watch cos I wanted to hear the next line but Uno has to wait for about 2 minutes between each line for the crowd to quieten down. Think maybe the host could do more to control the crowd but he's the one laughing most!

Uno is battling my mate Lunar C in November at Don't Flop BITW5 - that should be a funny battle!

[doc2raw]

Uno Lavoz deliver alone had me crackin up and when he repeats his lines, I always laugh harder the second time.

[AdamTogether1]

Fucking Americans will laugh at anything! some funny stuff there but not so much to warrant that sort of crowd reaction. Plus the hosts don't know how to control the crowd at all - Uno couldn't even get through his verses for the crowd laughing at bars that weren't even punches. Stainless is class though!

[Strikeb4ck]

@AdamTogether1 maybe its just a cultural divide. im swiss and i live in the us, and i thought this was absolutely hilarious. funniest battle of all time imo. (im gonna guess youre english btw sorry if youre not). but at the same time i see a lot of crazy crowd reactions in dont flop and i know a lot of us viewers wont find it as funny. might have something to do with the weed too haha. agreed on stainless though. uno is great as well tho.

[kylem1112]

shut the fuck up . I'm sick of non- americans thinking that all Americans are the fucking same... I'm American and I'm sitting here like.... Ok yeah it's funny but not that fucking funny. You can even tell some people in the crowd are like "wow... shut up idiots, It's not that funny" Seriously, you people need to grow the fuck up With your American stereotype bullshit.

[DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze]

@kylem1112 I agree w/the sentiment, but for what it's worth: that was MAD funny. Not so much because Americans think Africans are backwards, but because it's some random-ass sh!t to say in the middle of a battle, when you're mean-muggin' someone.  The LAST thing anyone expected when Uno got right in his face was *that*. . .which is the definition of humor (the unexpected).

Just my humble opinion.

[OfficialToonBeats]

I Like Uno Lavoz but stainless is funny as fuck 2

[datneiga1]

stainless!



[315Stain]

@slickspittins... Obviously, you hear a multi, so dirt wrote it? Sorry bro, i WISH i could do what dirt dose. Its not even fuckin close. smh, listen again, there are some serious differences.

[315Stain]

@slickspittens.. Obviously, you hear

[SinCityMadman]

If you can watch this shit without laughin.....then you have no soul!

[moneys0308]

stainless sounds like real deal

[moebiggz]

*Uno Walks Up... Puts the Hilarious Death Stare on Stainless...Pause...* Ya Mother Was Born in Zimbabwe!

LMAOOOOO!!!

[lovelylillian7]

epic!

[MrFatalBeast]

Uno Lavoz = Puerto Rican Chris Tucker

[Doonie602]

"If I was ya dad and I seen this face come out the puss, I woulda picked you up, BITCH SLAPPED YOU and said god damn, WHAT THE FUCK." - CLASSIC UNO LAVOZ SHIT

[Doonie602]

How the fuck did I miss this battle.. This is the best matchup for a funny battle.

[JazzarBizzle2006]

Stainless is like a black version of Dirt minus the shaped up beard (pause)

[blaoDOTcom]

@JazzarBizzle2006

'i may be having too many homosexual thoughts running through my mind and need to end each sentence with 'pause' 'no homo' or the like" THE NEW PAUSE

[JazzarBizzle2006]

@blaoDOTcom Huh?? WTF??

[blaoDOTcom]

@JazzarBizzle2006

take an educated guess as to what i may have meant...i will correct you if wrong.

[0505ipod]

this is the most enjoyable battle ever. Deserves at least 100k views.

[taipz]

stainless sounds like dirt mixed with rheteric

[skeezenutz]

UNO LAVOZ IS THE SHIT....STRAIGHT COMEDY!!!!

[NashvilleDC]

11 people thought Uno was a mexican and worked at taco bell, right? Don't worry, he's gettin' that.........

[DrOcktagonatron]

11 people can't even buy their crew a soda....wait wrong battle.

[NuAige]

Who saw the "ya ye ya ye ya ya ya ya ya yeah" guy at 5:33? Fukn hilarious!

[ahoke13]

I think its easy to attack hard but to make bars comical the whole battle through takes talent seriously watched it several times would have paid for this video

[ahoke13]

I woke up the family laughing so hard I needed this

[315Stain]

@diobolikal1.. Saying all goon platoon members sound alike is like when most rappers say they grab gunz.. A gross exagerration. If u think 7 ppl all sound alike then what dosent sound the alike to u? Smh

[dbeecher328]

funniest battle ever LMFAOO dudes are too much

"YA MOMS WAS BORN IN ZIMBABWE" HAHAHAHA

[diobolikal1]

I swear all the "goon platoon " dudes sound all the same, Dirt is cool but it just gets a little 2 repetitive after a while, good shit tho Uno .....

[steven4rmnewyork]

ASHY LIKE YOU CRAWLED ELBOW FIRST INTO A SANDBOX..HAHAHA

[Pen1980IM]

One of the top 3 battles I wish I was at!!!

[Storch04z]

hahaha fuckk is all i can say both funny as shit

[awinter024]

Uno Lavoz is a fool. "you ashy like you went elbows first into a sandbox" leaned the fuck outta me.

Stainless was good, but his 2nd rd (towards the end) sounded wayyyy to much like Dirt.

[StayCynical]

YOUR MOTHER WAS BORN IN ZIMBABWE

OH BOY AINT THAT NEAT

[315Stain]

Hands down, this was the best 15 minutes of my gt career. I thank all of you for watching and laughing with us! Big ups uno lavoz once again, jusone, wreckone, ivan, realtalk, dirt, motherfuckin albany!!! Gtn madd illz, drect. keep watchin, goon platoon!

[whocares55555]

@315Stain YOU NEED TO BATTLE MORE!!!

[alleycat92113]

Classic. Funniest battle of all time. To many quotables to mention. Definitly going in my favorites. I'll watch it when i need a good laugh.

[TvBroadcasted]

Your mother was born in Zimbabwe! ......... Zimbabwe!

[QnMtv]

get stainless some better opponents ! uno is hype though

[Matu1]

what song is at 0:44 ? I tried to google the lyrics and tryed Jus One but nothing... let me know ;)

[MalikarVampire]

@Matu1 try cdbaby.com

[Matu1]

@MalikarVampire

Damn, how i did not notice that but thanks ;)

[MalikarVampire]

@Matu1 did you find it? i didnt see it there but that cd is pretty hot, id post on his youtube page and ask him for the song, hell hook you up jusonetv.com

[TvBroadcasted]

10:52 "thats not even a punchline". I laughed so hard at that lol

[iotaken]

dirt and stainless look like they are half brothers lmao

[RonRawkCalifunk]

@iotaken they also share styles...i closed my eyez and it sounded like dirt!

[iotaken]

@RonRawkCalifunk indeed

[SevenRayedGod]

Yo Uno Lavoz should come with this style when he goes to KOTD to battle.

[idlesofmarch]

Uno Lavos>>>>>>>

[birdy1126]

11 people sucked Dick for some nail clippers and Giraffe meat!!! xD

[OfficialToonBeats]

@birdy1126 Lol why Giraffe? it made it just TOO random. Still liked it tough

#RandomShitFTW!

[smexiness]

one of the only battles that the reactions take as long as the rounds

[verdadparati]

HOLY SHIT!!! This battle was the funniest ever. I wanna see Stainless vs. FLO if he's still around...The have similar styles.

[MezmerizedCA]

Stainless shoulda took a serious route. After laughing so fucking hard at uno lavos's verses, His shit doesn't seem half as funny.. And all of his bars were jokes.

[crisiscore7812]

idk if i just watched a battle or comedy central lol

[youbet2011]

@nkvd1000 but.. they are...