Edward's Diamond Cream

[atomichead777]

If Bram Stoker was alive, he would smack the living shit out of stephanie meyers

[missfacecramp]

A video also has to be made for Jacob. "Your a f****** nevernude?" he wears those denim cutoffs alot.

[LyrixMonster]

THE SKIN OF A KILLER!

[parakeetman22]

Daybreakers have realistic vampires.

[Jothike]

They should rot and burn in the sun not get happy sparkles on them..that's why I hate twighlight lot

[wiseidiot5763]

Twilight in all its glory

[LaughingChinchilla]

The only way he would survive in sunlight, is if he is a Daywalking Vampire. (Which I doubt. He is weak as f*ck.)

[Flexflexible]

So much gayness :D



[LibraHorse1]

As Crispin Freeman once said, "If they sparkle in the sun, they're not vampires, they're fairies."

[thamels91]

This is ripe for parody. This is ripe!

[BlowhardAnalrapist]

@thamels91 That is a great social statement.

[Liberator130]

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

[MysteriousBrownEyes1]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. Alex Louis Armstrong can and will KICK HIS ASS. He's the only badass that can sparkle.

[TurquoiseTheoryProds]

"This way." LMAO.

[shortsandsheep]

David Cross' voice is perfect as Edward! Very funny :D

[artgoat]

Mr Shine! Him Diamond!

[Shadywolf774]

Hahaha :)

[7255202]

ugh...vampires will never be cool again.

[98SarawithnoH]

YES!!!!!!! ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT>TWILIGHT

[TheEnlistedNun]

THE BOY IS NOW DIAMONDS

[joub007]

fabulous

[UncleMcCrustyPoo]

A MILLION FUCKING DIAMONDS!!!

[PainappuruX]

VAMPIRES DO SPARKLE IF THEY WANT TO! GLITTER 4EVER!<3

[MrRawr18]

sparkle to death nao my god!!!

[fearful7]

He looks sweaty.

[ReadTwilight1]

@fearful7 He said "I'm just a naturally sweaty guy" in the commentaries so he probably was sweaty lol

[mikehartwickyahoocom]

alucard

he doesn't fucking sparkle the end

[AnimatorXY]

THEY DONT SPARKLE... PERIOD!!!

YOU LOSE EDWARD, GOOD DAY SIR!!

[jjuggernaut]

you sir, are a mouthful

[SpencerReidsGirl]

Vampires do NOT fucking sparkle! 

[williamtheconqueror3]

harry chest

[GentlemanAeon777]

Wheres Belmont? Richter, Trevor, Simon, Julius, Gabriel, Juste, it doesnt matter, this is a new threat that is bigger than Dracula. O_Ol

[Constans69able]

he sparkles and runs in forests, he's no vampire but a fairy

[SarahSauRc]

lol

[nasmoe]

thats awesome! xD too bad most of the comments are just twilight hate. I love AD!

[Randomdamsel]

Tinkerbell called. She wants you to STOP STEALING HER FREAKIN FAIRY DUST.

[mila203]

dude dads a good line.

[pyjamasquirrels]

brilliant! xD

[TheNewEmphinix]

Where are Buffy and Blade when you need them? Better yet, team up Bill Compton, Blade, Angel and Lestat, Edward would be dead slowly and painfully

[dingaling24]

and Alucard

[xangodofwar]

@dingaling24 Alucard>all

[granolasoos]

A MILLION *BLEEP* DIAMONDS!

[eddiewrenn]

HAHAHAHA! That's better than the time he painted himself blue so he could be seen. Sadly, it was TWILIGHT, and he couldn't be seen :)

[3ZPaNH0L]

Wach me sparkle! I'm fucking dangerousBITCH!

[Samuraigaz90]

he ain't no vampire--that's a freaking fairy!

[mandieeXD]

LMFAOOOOOOOO.

[HoroGirl]

oh mah gawd

[lily6554]

lol yeah

he's not cool enough if he uses frickin' sparkle soap!

[Xstuz]

where is Blade when you really need him?

[werty3535]

that's like what a million diamonds, A million fucking diamonds!

[MultiCTrL]

LOL wer the hell did they got the concept of vampires gliters/sparkles n the sunlight?!?! LOL

maybe hes somekind of mix breed! a gay half vampire fairy ?!?

[mcmisher]

LMAO!!!!!! XDDD

[iammishahearmeroar]

Excuse me. What kind of crack do you have to be on to imagine that Vampire's sparkle in sunlight, rather than DYING. A vegetarian vampire? No, Edward is just some stalker who lubes himself up with sparkle soap for that dumb bitch Bella, who falls for it.

[pibbby]

lubes himself up with sparkle soap? haha XD

[TRASGOAPPLE]

@iammishahearmeroar

thats not crack, thats being a Mormon

[YOMAMAXXL]

@iammishahearmeroar lmao

[TheNewEmphinix]

@iammishahearmeroar

Ask Stephenie Meyer. I hate that too.

[lanabf123]

@iammishahearmeroar XD lmao

[Jeaazy]

@iammishahearmeroar HAhahahah so truee!!

[TubedUp909Part3]

edward is a fairy because he sparkles

[OhJuliaAnn]

Thank you for not only mocking Twilight, but sampling Arrested. This made my day.

[MissJumpingBeans]

hhaha!

[Arppis]

Haha, that was funny. :)

[Marypoppinscollar]

Got to love Arrested Development! So hilarious!

[Marypoppinscollar]

Vampires are pretty awesome, so I take no offense to someone saying I suck like a vampire.

[theanncan]

arrested development!!!!

[Geordieryder]

WHY WHY what did we do for this heap of shit to ever cross our screens, please stick with the fucking myth not make them look like a bloody camp gogo boy make them burn in the sun.

[Drakusatheon]

I bet Bram Stoker is rolling over in his grave right now.

[dEEdUURdUUR]

Well she needs to get her eyes checked =|

[mazesarecool]

rofl

[daesuni]

i love you for this parody dude

[DinahoftheRailroad]

Dracula could kick his ass so freaking hard.

[Solsuna]

Vampires.

Don't.

Sparkle.

[Schwartzschildradius]

@Solsuna the embers left over in the aftermath might! lol

[CuteZombie12]

urgh, i read the first book a few weeks ago and regret it

[MamaLuigiXYZ]

Thank you Someone finally agrees with me

[MadiyKo]

GAAAH MY EYES THEY BURN! IT'S TOO SPARKLY AUGH! I HATE HIM! I need new eyes now my eyes just saw the spawn of satan's son with a squid thing

[NataliieBishop]

LMFAO

[SniperStoleMyCoke]

Edwards a dumbass circus guy who can fly around and wears fangs. If he was a vampire, he'd burn in the sun and be a pile of ash at the end of this clip.

[fromthedarkest]

Although this was probably the most retarded scene in an incredibly dumb movie, I just love the voiceovers!

[everythingidontlike]

this is the gayest vampire plott ever bcus in interrview with a vampire when the vampires were exposed to sunlight they turned to like stone or ash... i cant remember... but nooo.. in twilight he has to get fuckin stupid gay ass twinkle skin that makes him look like a gay fruity faggot ass fairy

[laclavicie]

gayest vampire ever

[Amari132]

Cheesy facial expression with a touch of glitter XD

[kklarue24]

lol

[etcos1]

hahehahe

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

awesome!!

[PeriPonytails]

LOL brilliant molly xD

xxx

-kait