Barney Commercial #4 - Sing-Along Life Lessons

[trev358]

I just love it when Barney says, "They make condoms in three sizes: large, extra large, and ME!"

[MasterChefFry]

I don't like people who get offended either buddy, you're funny and I like you.:D

[SignLanguageFreak123]

Funny shit!

[luvagirl90]

lol



[DarthXConalHedgehog]

This is awesome! 8D

[urantiruslan]

good advice !!

[InDreamsITalkWithYou]

i fuckin hate barney. but i like these

[TheElectricDreamer93]

"If you're girlfriend is a whore, wear protection!"

I'll have to remember that.

[steelersd26]

what the hell did he say in the end

[fartoons]

@steelersd26 "I'm on ecstacy."

[AprilCutie93]

these are funnny

[TheFinlandnator]

Anal sex hurts... the first time! - bad humor is best kind of humor XD

[The123collin]

6 peoplel got fuckt in the ass

[satinsguard]

I memorized this whole video.

[stevethenazizombie]

barney gonna get ya !!!

[stpunderground]

"im on ectsasy!!" 

[Azurewolf02]

If a stranger gives you candy grab a...what did he say? I can't make it out very well...

[TheElectricDreamer93]

@Azurewolf02 - If a stranger gives you candy, grab it fast.

[caseyw1286]

Condoms come in 3 sizes. Large, extra large, and me lol. But the thought of wearing Barney during sex is REALLY creepy.

[SuperStormOne]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[tcolonna8]

this is stupid. what's wrong with you?!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

@tcolonna8 no sense of humor?

[ToTuffTef]

Thank you for putting this vid up, its so funny i almost died,

[inmar1000]

Doud funnier then ever

[inmar1000]

That's funny ass hell

[Mespritemtiongoddess]

scary, but hell its funny X'D!

[IMPROFESSORSEBASTIAN]

LOL! XD

[DarkAbsol8811]

ROFL!!!! Love it!!!

[IAMTheCanadianButch]

LMAO

[americangirdolllover]

i laughed my ass off!

[Studioyuckfans]

why dosen't that barney sound like dean wendt

[fran9461]

I was looking for some 'life lessons' to help my tutor group (I'm the teacher BTW) improve their friendships - didn't expect this. Can't use it (they're only 11yrs old), but I had to say thanks for making me laugh so hard, when I thought I'd run out of energy.

Many thanks - very very funny.

[demonhunter1600]

holy crap this is funny

[ShawtyLikeMe2007]

Scary. Lol.

[Tenshikahaku]

His eyes are terrifying ._.

I don't think he has a soul...

[BassDS1990]

Barney never had a soul in all his years of television.

[Tenshikahaku]

True, true.

[chaz941punk]

hahahaha wow. thats great.

[StoneSkinGilgamesh]

This really made me chuckle...I knew he was a drunk, but Ex? That really explains a lot XD

[GhostAerosmith]

I love the intro it made me laugh so hard, "if you are offended by it, then you're stupid and I hate you." LOL

[BeloveThee]

Hehe, this is cool.

[ArtERie11293]

Beat beat beat beat beat beat beat yout wife! lol XD

[Reasterson]

lol he didnt say home.......

[Sniper0XX0]

lesson #4 saying no] If a friend offers you drugs just say No! *clap* *clap* if a friend offers you drugs just say No! *clap* *clap* if a friend offers you drugs just say hes your buddeh then whens he in jail u can steal his home! rofl

[spazzymoments]

"if your offened your stupid and i hate you.." XD wowzers :D

[UnseenAGT]

IM ON ECSTASY XD

[SuperHurleyMan]

Condoms come in 3 sizes, large, extra large, and meeeeeeeeeeee! LMAO

[SuperHurleyMan]

LMAO!! LMAO!! Dude, u got to make more of these!

[Sniper0XX0]

"wait til your a teenager cuz if u dont Barneys gonna come get cha" LOL

[Sniper0XX0]

If Your Daddy Hit Yo Mom Dont You Cry Lol

[Mrgammer98]

LOlz . dont tink twice and run or youll shoot yourself in the f***ing face

[emogreengummiebear]

LMAO if yer offened yer stupid and i hate u XD

[Mrsaucyful]

If your girlfreind is a whore ask for more lmao

[M44resto]

Seriously, why don't you make more of these? This is genius. I'd pay money for more of these.

[fartoons]

I hope to make more eventually.

[paklack]

Dude! Do it! I'm a Barney fan and I think these are amazing!

[sammie0013]

Omg! lol

[Br3ndY00]

gatta give credit to fartooons!

[josh4003]

funniest videos ever

[cheacky2]

This is so funny. I couldn't believe my eyes. LOL!!! Barney is the hore.

[turnipdaisy]

you my friend are very funny..and your cartoons rock..i hope your pilot makes it cause ill watch it and support it if it makes it on tv..=D

[fartoons]

Thank you.

[catherinemarella]

Seriously Dude, very funny.

[Jennennett]

it is not

[LauraaSantos]

BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

So scaryy XD

I love it

[dedede666]

oh god, im crying im laughing so hard! make more! oh god! ahahhaa!

[dedede666]

ahhahaha!!!

[EdgeistheBEST1]

When do you think you'll make another Barney video?

[fartoons]

I don't know. Over the next five months I'll be working on a short pilot for an animated TV show. I'm going to be really busy so maybe next summer. I wish I had done one this year but it's been an extremely bad year.

[officialjimmys]

Hey, good luck with the pilot! If these vids are anything to go by, it'll kick ass.

[EdgeistheBEST1]

GOD THESE ARE SOOOOO FREAKING FUNNY!

WHEN WILL YOU MAKE MORE?

***** of 5

[dinosatworldsend]

digusting

[CoolGirl4496]

If a stranger tries give you candy, don't grab it fast! RUN AWAY AND SCREAM! Not funny on Lesson 3! I'll never do drugs! I'll always stay away from my dad's gun! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

[fartoons]

Yes ma'am.

[b3d]

Agreed!!

[frogger9801]

im on extasy! :D

[frog9502]

i can m=now teach my little cousin a song she can sing at the junior beauty contest!!! :D

[frog9502]

OMG SCARRY

[jordanlovessos]

sex, drugs, and guns are fun,

but wait till your a teenager..!

I'm on ecstasy!! :D

BAHAHAHHAAHAHA [:

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

i bet barneys condoms the size of a trash bag

[pochaccoluvr445]

uhhhh.......this is f******* up.

[WDWExplorer]

For some reason I think of this song during random times at school XD

[jwcamd]

THIS MADE MY DAY!

[jackthayer]

yay i can now sing this to my little brother XD

[chadjcollins]

This is fucking funny dude.

[tigerkinglok]

i dont think barneys very good at life education!!!!!!

[LordCoffeeBean]

Anal sex hurts... the first time! lol

[seanyork03]

fuckin funny!

[TheLarsonFamily]

hey! weren't you rkwells?

[fartoons]

Yeah until they deleted my old account and had to make a new one.

[TheLarsonFamily]

Will you make a Barney commercial #5? PLEASE ANSWER!

[fartoons]

I'm hoping to make it later this summer.

[alecworonko666]

awsome! cant wait to see #5!

these are the best

you kick ass dude

[DMMP28]

I'm really looking forward to your new Barney commercials. These were great!

[animechick202]

You've ruined my childhood!

Hilarious though!

8)

[DavyBaby1945]

I always knew that there was something seriously wronge with this flamming purple grape and this just proves it. I love these videos they are freaking funny!

[cmn1108]

Ecstacy... I'm somehow not surprised.

[53sistasaysay]

Yeah he's probbably on more things than just Ecstacy

[thingeegirl]

The Very first guy in the barney costume was on crack. seriously.

[KingOfTheUniverse2]

I'd better hide, barnie is going to get me...NOOOOOOO

just kidding.

[DMMP28]

Barney's life lessons are great! Anal sex hurts...the first time!

[garimevil]

and if you dont barneys ganna come get ya ...lol

[LordCoffeeBean]

large, ex large, and me! lol

kinda creepy

[Wills7MGTE]

These Barney vids are fucking hilarious, KEEP THEM GOING!!!!!!!

[SuperTuber64]

Barney scares me....

[CONDEMNEDcriminal]

i love this movie :D...so funny.....im on ecstacy!...so funny......sex is best when backstabbing a friend!!!

[greendaysolidier]

its really funny how barney says wait until your a teenager to do drugs have sex and stuff. but when i think it about for a moment, its kinda creepy, but still really funny at the same time.

[nekojima1987]

You should make more Barney cartoons. They're hilarious!

[fartoons]

I would like to, I have a bunch more written. I just get tired of animating all the dialog. Barney talks too much.

[nekojima1987]

Ahh, I see.

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

dude i no its takes some work but these r so fucking funny barneys fucking aggressive hahahaha

[greendaysolidier]

then why dont you get someone to help you make these so you dont have to do asd much work. thats what i'd do.

[fartoons]

Because I am extremely picky about timing and stuff. Don't worry, there will be another one sometime not too distant.

[Mistertbones]

Anal sex hurts, the first time!

[greendaysolidier]

it must hurt. especially if you get raped! yikes!

[vivalaskater350]

This is the fucking funniest thing on YT!!!! The best!!! Fartoons rules

!!!

[smoshfan94]

"dont think twice and run or you'll shoot yourself in the fucking face." lawlz

[GrooveTon]

Haha!

[likemeg010]

" If you don't, Barney's gonna come get you!"

[sparks12001]

i woulda said pocket it and run

[jaylo1125]

my sister and i do that voice like everyday, and surprisingly it sounds exactly like yours.

[greendaysolidier]

"barneys gonna come get ya!" lol

[LittlePoochy]

Large, extra large and me! LOL

[Whoselineisfunny]

haha i love the beginning if u get offended your stupid i hate u lol smart!!!rock on barney!

[xxlideyxx]

favorited u own barney 4 life XDDDX

[TobyandThomasFan]

LOL O__o

[megarafan]

funny muchT_T

[DuckGWR8]

I just laughed my ass off, this is hilarious! :D

[Sammyt3hSnake]

FINALLY! :-D

I've been waiting so long!

[b3d]

Absolutly Funny!

[StayClassyComedy]

What do you use to make these cartoons? They're amazing!

[fartoons]

Just Flash.

[paklack]

I love Barney, but this is hilarious!

[rockdontrun]

Kick ass! This is what you do best, man.

[Halok62]

Omg You ROCK! This made my day.