The Asumption Song

[mimiges11]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH HA-HA-HA YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY) JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL BITCH WHAT DID I SAY RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

[EimisMakers]

This is so good.

[nut5hot]

If you think this dirty you can go ** your self!

[TheAverageAmateur]

Woah i subbed!

[5421able]

i fucking love this song amazin

[TRGxOwnZ]

yo dude im f***ing myself....such a dirty song....its AWSOME!

[gallane003]

hang on, gotta fuck myself.

[1gene94]

0:33 i couldnt stop laughin

[squarepotatoes]

this made me almost have a heartattack.

[xrockhaz0]

this is just a rip off of judge dread big five

[charmabee5337]

If u think this is dirty u can go fuck yourself!!!

[alexailylots]

hahaha dis is so cool hilarious!!!!!XD

[zombiefreak2k11]

Haha epic

[justsomrandomguy]

rubbing her eyes at the man (and so on) was the funniest part

[zoltek62]

@ all the grammer nazi's, you know wut he meant, no1 cares bout grammer no more

[xVenomMaster]

Theres a pickle, a cucumber, and a penis sitting on a log.

The pickle says, "My life sucks, everytime I get big and juicy there put me in a jar"

The cucumber says "MY life sucks, every time I get big and juicy they cut me up and put me in a salad"

The penis said "MY LIFE SUCKS, every time I big and juicy they put a bag on my head, put me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I puke all over myself!"

[themoomaster787]

@xVenomMaster not the place for this shit, its funny, but not the place

[jaycechaos]

oh ya that was awsome i dont get it

[The1337Crusher9000]

Go fuck yourself BITCH!

[xabbiexlouisex]

we got our teacher to play it in our english lesson her face :L

[XAsianBoi4LifeX]

very clever indeed

[sacul328]

oh i see what they did there

[GearsHeadshotz]

whos eyes look like that ?

[TheJes8p]

You dis ma song

[chopsyblond123]

shizz!just raped the replay button-.-

[GeneralJman1]

ZOMG? Where did she get the dog?!

[Willzshow2012]

well actually its 30 >:)!!

[heradagaming]

I guess I have to fuck myself

[nachikaz15]

thumbs up 4 the ending

[SmartPrincessL]

30 people do not have a sense of humour...

[hungergames822]

lol :) funny



[randomgal1322]

hehe... yes.

[Edwardzzzz9]

GONNA BREAK DEH REPLAY BUTTON!

[sacul328]

I bet you expect me to say something about the and try to get the top comment while here goes inhale......... GO FUCK YOURSELF

[sacul328]

oh I see what you did there

[TBEClanMovies]

I used to think this song was dirty, then i took an arrow to the knee ¬¬

[ICEClanBMB]

i used to live on a rock, then i took an arrow to the knee

[TraiTzTrIcKz]

Love your videos dude.

[xXrandomnessXx100]

almost at 1000 views! please look at my channel!!!

[minecraftguy126]

well off to fucking myself

[CowboyUP925759]

Im going to hell



[EpicMaging]

This should have 10x more views lol

[randoman1990]

@EpicMaging Maybe if it was the original video.

[EpicMaging]

@randoman1990 You mean the one with 5x as many views as this? GTFO!

[NALOBABEXOX]

wtf hahaha

[quickscopier269]

lmfao



[iyork00j]

did usee her dog i did

[sawers1995]

I started to do that to

[Vikkiitorious]

my friend started singing this song in class :)

[savannahmusiclife]

hahaha amazing!

[MrCjaquay]

jokes on you i still masterbated

[XgangstaX100]

i memerized it!! :D

[skaterduderedz]

i broke youtube listing to this

[flowerssunshinelilly]

haha

[badboymaster666]

fucking genius!!!!



[jamesscoot100]

of to fuck myself

[BruceJBCpaintball]

@jamesscoot100 ahahhahhaha nice man nice.

[lepeskopa]

DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL BE GETTING KISSED ON THE NEXT POSSIBLE FRIDAY.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS YOU CANT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.POST THIS COMMENT ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOURE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!

[BruceJBCpaintball]

@lepeskopa they got to you too huh...-.-

[19jboogie]

really bring up her children... we all saw the hand symbols

[nathaniel60448]

song of the year

[Lornaaxox]

When they dont say the word you assume their gonna say i feel the urge to shout it out that word ..

[mzahmed95]

Thumbs up if you got a boner while watchin this video!

[lolpatisshort]

@mzahmed95 ...you are weird.

[hiiamlogan]

my friend play this at school and the teacher was so mad because she could not say to tern it off because there is nothing dirty about this song

[ArgentinianCreep]

@hiiamlogan except for the ''go fuck yourself'' part.

[madi349]

@hiiamlogan same here!!! but only i turned it on :D

[TheFiscster510]

@hiiamlogan You go to school and you spel "turn" t-e-r-n? Public schools these days... lol

[Xelerot]

@TheFiscster510 You go to correct a person of his spelling, but yet you spell "spell" s-p-e-l?

[TheFiscster510]

@Xelerot Wow, You are slow. That's kinda the point of the comment.

[TheFiscster510]

@Xelerot Also, "but yet" is bad grammar. It should be either "but you" or "yet you"...

[SuperGunman15]

@hiiamlogan she could still tell him to turn it off

[TheCookieMonster466]

My friend was like whats wrong with the song?

[TheCookieMonster466]

lol

[xxxNeeemo15xxx]

lmfao wooow

[GlamDollyyy]

1.Cock 2.Dicks 3.Whore 4.Ass 5.Fuck 6.Dicks 7.Clits 8.Cock 9.Tits 10.Tits 11.Dick 12.Cum 13.Tits....Yeah and Go Fuck YouSELF!

XD

[TheFinalEclipse575]

@GlamDollyyy Number 13's wrong.. it's crotch.. o_o Hence @Ninjajohnny5

[rosa88perez]

hahaha lol tht was funny, have a really dirty mindd LOL!! haha

[arctrooper12113]

lol thats so funny



[TheNIggaOps]

Holy shit

[hockeytrickster1]

lolololololololol

[ComputerGuy2100]

b3ast!!!!!!!!!



[westonmiller69]

amazing



[nukicktime]

love it!!!!!!

[pieguyy1]

this should be viral

[lula12xx]

LOL XD

[blabla8987]

Lol

[r0arinr0xyrhin0]

LOL notice how she was sticking her finger through a hole when it said "she said she was learning a new way to..."

[Soulwings20]

Its much funnier if you watch it without the animation.

[angellover3706]

This Song Is Awesome

[TudorPangal]

Rubbing my.............. eye lids!

[originaltwilightgirl]

Dirty but funny lol

[Ten35xray]

Filthy....

[AgentLegoMan]

22 people fucked themselves.

[xlm1996]

22 People Didnt Get This Song..

[johnnysherry]

yep but its funny

[SamuelCutris1997]

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[Buddorang11]

wow soooooooooooooooo dirty

[beautifulchicks1]

lol funny as hell

[ilovemountaindewcows]

LOL.

[antaineo]

Good song lol

[FXGXxRAMIREZxX]

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[navyfieldkid]

1 of the weirdest songs i've ever heard

[antaineo]

Lol

[pearlthebird]

18 people fucked themselves.

[LocalRandomz]

I dont get it :/

[KevintheJoker]

@LocalRandomz Maybe is because your retarded

[MrPaGaNeYbOb]

@LocalRandomz

 retard

[LocalRandomz]

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[Monopolycat]

it should say if you think this is narsty you can go F*** your self

[error2sxc]

showed my little brother this.

he wanted to know why none of them rhymed.

i told him to go fuck himself. :)

[AlwaysRevan]

@GIO73301 I love how no one gave you thumbs up ..hah

[GIO73301]

wooooooooooo thumbs up if u didnt think dirty

[xXlisajadeXx]

L to the OL :)

[MREEZZY239]

uh....LOL:)

[savethepandas1000]

funny as mess!!!! :B

[ubertomadachi]

LOL

[multiForgemaster]

: )

[ninjajohnny5]

cock, dick, whore, ass, fuck, shit, clit, cock, tit, tit, dick,crotch..... and you all know it

[FoxFacelives4ever]

@ninjajohnny5 cilt?

[1000tacosplz]

@ninjajohnny5 lmao i got it the first time. didnt think anyone else did XD

[boringtree]

@ninjajohnny5 If there's really anyone who didn't figure that out for themselves, there's really no point trying to explain it to them...

[ohVibe]

@ninjajohnny5 its not clit its cunt..

[UKMarines]

@ninjajohnny5 im pretty sure its cunt not clit, clit doesnt rhyme with hunt =]

[HanzoSenpai19]

@ninjajohnny5 cunt not clit

[Mr36soccer]

@ninjajohnny5 cunt not clit

[Xenoamicus]

@ninjajohnny5 You... you're retarded.

[Jinxanator66]

lawl

[ryeder5]

refuse and litter... scroll the seeker (white marker on the red bar) over 0:39 (don't pause at 0:39 just scroll the seeker)... and what do you see? looks like shit to me...

[sammy5271]

I like rubbing my......eyes

[blazer192837]

Awesome

[mynick7777]

wow... i like it

[grafittikid1999]

this iz the only reason i watch this vid to lauph

[ruckasMclovin]

THIS IS A LIE!!!!! I WAS THEIR WE WERE NOT SHOVLING REFUGE AND LITER FROM YESTERDAYS HUNT!!!! WE WERE SHOVLING SHIT!

[shadow9119111]

the copied this video

[PrinceDman1]

hilaerious

[jspicerhollis]

14 people thought this was dirty

[Hewoki1]

@jspicerhollis way more then 14.

[noel40220]

This is fu¢£ing AWSOME!!!!!

[deadnotsleeping98]

the people who made this are f***ing awesome< and mudmonkey49 you can go f*** yourself< oh wait i liked it sorry

[nzpokefreak]

looks i have to go f**k myself

[edwardluver83]

i love this song.. ruffels and laces and white fluffy duck

[ljdtnt]

U stole this from oneyng

[makemeking12]

the only line that rhymes is the last one

[Picobestie]

so uhh the man was singing this whole song? wow i gotta hurt my friend then..

[antibrains55]

iz ds me or ds song really dsnt rhyme :ppp

[A2McProduction]

Lmao!

[CrashFrost]

13 people thought this was dirty

[JGDawg1]

Puberty tells you alot

[nekoangelvampire]

HAHAHA thats just great

[nekoangelvampire]

HAHAHA

[dragonbreathdancer1]

13 ppl bleeped themsefls

[ThavionHawk]

This is like Jaws. They couldn't get the robotic shark to work so they just shot the movie without it actually showing up until the end. That's why the movie was good, the minds of the audience put the shark in just as your minds will insert ever sexual thing ever into this.

[welshnathanwales]

this is probably the most non-sexual porno ever lol ^.^

[xXcrazy4fmaXx]

o.o i said every word i thought they were gonna say and at the end said 'damn ima pervert'

[NirvanaForever96]

My mind s completly corrupted.......

[humanblade1]

well... off to fuck myself...

[mynick7777]

@humanblade1 lol

[NaomiWyatte]

This has just confirmed that I am very perverted xD