Have you guys ever heard of a millionaire dating site called "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M"? My friend suggestted me to find a pretty girl there because they have seen some really great girls there. Just wondering if all the girls there are looking for money rather than true love.
One more time for the short bus riders. She's Korean. Not Chinese and not Japanese. And I would go live with them, as it would get me farther away from backwoods inbred hillbilly pigfuckers like you 'n yer kin. And you never answered my question. Do you hate the Spanish? They attacked us. Do you hate the British? They attacked us. Do you hate because it keeps your world simple and makes for obvious black and white sides and therefore you feel more prominent and powerful and important in it?
Thanks. *sniff* But I'm just another troll apparently and everyone somehow eventually finds a reason to hate me.
"The real world is just high school with money." --my friend Conrad, whom I haven't spoken to in years. He was one of the smartest people I ever knew. I hope he's doing well.
PS MRburitz: Why the Japanese lithograph copy on your channel background, if not for a clue to your true intentions? I so wish I was cool enough to know the artist and year.
PS: If you didn't know it was Japanese and you take it down now, you forfeit your superiority complex. I already grabbed it and I'm not afraid to use it.
PPS: If this is indeed all a study on Internet Social Relationships for your Ph.D. dissertation, *oops, sorry, didn't mean to give it away*.
PPPS: So... I'd love to read your findings... or 'Douche. I'll rape your soul.' Either way, it's all good (potentially not for you). My personal hero is Miyamoto Musashi. You either get it or you don't.
枕戦い is actually pronounced makuro tatakai, and while it means pillow and battle, the right way to write that is 枕投げ, which is pronounced makuro nage (the way Poop says it).
I think that was the first close kanji on the Wheel of Fun, which I thought was part of the joke. Usually, 'wear funny hats' -I know I'm only writing from memory- is actually 'restaurant' or 'baseball'. I'm so desperate to learn the language, I always pause it and get out my jisho -I mean 'dictionary'. Kanji rules. MRburitz, any thoughts? 枕戦い must mean 'Bomb Pearl Harbor again and this time we'll win.' Sorry vorpal22 to disturb your harmony.
ok seriously, being racist is not cool. not all japanese think that way. i understand it was bad but just cuz someone is a certain race, doesnt mean they want to bomb u. u r the real mofu. disrespectful creep
You have to be the ignorant person I've ever hard the misfortune of coming a cross. With that logic you must also dislike Germans and Italians as well! Evey, who plays Kiko, is south Korean and even if she was Japanese The attack on pearl Harbor happen 64 years ago, she can't change what her ancestors did anymore then you can.
If I was younger and could get away with it, I'd go 'Sweeeeeeet!" but it'd sound like your dad saying, "True dat," so I won't. Just pretend I didn't. I'll just cackle inside.
There is no anger in Kiko's blood. She does have a lot of white blood cells though. Sadly they are racist against the red ones. *sigh* When will they learn...
MRburitz has a Japanese print on his channel. He may be trying to be funny. Still, he's not. There are several people deliberately being rude and Jenn68's channel even says she's trying to see how far you can go before YT will delete your account. I'm vaguely suspicious this might be some kind of research into Internet social behavior.
Probably not of course, and they're both just douches. Going with that, MRb, why do you carry a grudge? Are you in your 70s or does it give you a warm fuzzy to connect with old, dead fucked-up American values? Do you hate the Spanish because we fought them in the 1890s? Does Grampa give you an extra cookie when you J-bash?
and wtf? "If i were a rollercoaster, how will you prepare me for the first day of school?" XP or did she say something else besides rollercoaster? (nevertheless, i still loved it!)
What does she say after Brain Poop gives her the flower?
locustabortion 5 months ago
5 Stars Short Film
likayouful 8 months ago
I think this is one of the best episodes!
avaelyn 1 year ago
Poor Lick.
dustyb58 1 year ago
Jeeeeeef Leeeeewis! Kim, your show is hilarious. But isn't it just Chinese that gets translated terribly like how Kiko talks?
vinnykov18 1 year ago
Oh my god it's Vork.
FinalFrost 1 year ago
Hey look its vork!
Raphael685orMist642 1 year ago
VORK
punkyxoxgirl 1 year ago 2
omg its vork!!
enderwigginsx 1 year ago 3
Love your show- funny stuff.
theremixphilly 2 years ago
This was better, and it was neat to see someone else from The Guild on here. Although the original theme song from the 1st season is the best!
TheAyanamiRei 2 years ago
2:05 to 2:07 His brother's face is hilarious
tyehua 2 years ago
VORK!!!
doodleview 2 years ago 10
@doodleview i know!!! and mr wiggley n also fawks and codex!!! they were in other episodes-super excited
praxtiprat 2 years ago
Stole my thunder lol :))
RoboticxGirl 2 years ago
that sounded kinda like Tom Waits at the end!
SlayerOfTheVampyre 2 years ago
Oh no!
BOING! O:
SeitzP 2 years ago
HaHa Pussie!!!
punkie1033 2 years ago
VORK I FOUNDS HIM
misterono100 2 years ago 2
Oh. My. Gosh. IT'S VORK!!!! XD
EdenJAM 2 years ago 2
BOING lolol
GorgeousJourney 2 years ago
Isn't the guy who plays Brian Pope also Vork from The Guild?
axnyaxaxlstreim 2 years ago
guess vork was right "can't live with them, won't go out with me"
omnigear1975 2 years ago
RACSIT:ASIN
iheartcookies901 2 years ago
"Boing!" XD
Thebadmeatball 2 years ago
the panda is soo cute
kittenbut1 2 years ago
Vork! :D
Exioii 2 years ago
im confuzed! lol
sydandamandashow 2 years ago
Hurray for Vork!
PerfectCell3 2 years ago
It's Vork! Heh.
crazymonkey77 2 years ago
lmaoo "Oh hello, Brain Poop" xDDD
dalmation87 2 years ago
the things that id do to that japanese godess
xXDoraThaExploraXx 2 years ago
if i was a rollercoaster, how would you prepare me for first day of school? xDDD
soooo funny.
aliembbz 2 years ago 3
Lol, am I the only who thinks Kiko and Lick Poop should date?
bluefiver42 2 years ago 8
no. i think through the frist season lick poop was hitting on kiko haha :]
MCmuuffin 2 years ago
It means pillow batlle...
loki210 2 years ago
poor lick
ConstrictedByReality 2 years ago 2
lick always takes the piss everytime hes on the show.love it! LOL
thedigitalcollective 2 years ago
Kiko is the greatest. I love this show.
zoyclem 2 years ago 2
wow thats a weird show lol
EdieEccentric 2 years ago
Loving the crossovers!
NeverwaY 2 years ago
haha1 vork!
bracksix 2 years ago
Yay Vork! :D
lettersfrommycrush 2 years ago
VORK!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3
jerryisbetterthanyou 2 years ago
what the hell was that?
wadehellz 2 years ago 2
with kiko :)
thats me :DD
magister06 2 years ago 2
Lol, I love Lick Poop xD
rawrrawrreptar 2 years ago 3
That's adorable. <3 Lick Poop.
HoshiHikari 2 years ago
No doubt he has the hots for her! "Assist??? In bath time? OF COURSE!" LoL. Straight in there.
I loved seing the guy from The Guild in this one.
And the re-appearance of Alcoholic's Dad and Penis Semen at the end :)
sabotagethefool 2 years ago
Unicow smiles! Yaaay!
Lordodragonss 2 years ago
Lick Poop is kinda hawt
paullockheart1988 2 years ago
i think lick poop REALLY like kiko cuze he keeps coming back!!!!! XD
edgychic 2 years ago 3
yea no shit
AMDmonster9390 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
According to the GTCMS facebook page...Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show Will Not Be Renewed for Season 3
Sad news--Sony has decided NOT to pick up GTCMS for a season 3
yerrj 2 years ago
AAAW Lick Poop is jealous
Zugzugul 2 years ago
YAY I found Vork!
FlashStar2491 2 years ago
Don't click on the triangle ad it's a bad site a scam site with spy ware and more. Lots of re-directs it tries to install shit on your comp.
Thanks for getting me hacked you tube
VICTIMofLUST 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Have you guys ever heard of a millionaire dating site called "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M"? My friend suggestted me to find a pretty girl there because they have seen some really great girls there. Just wondering if all the girls there are looking for money rather than true love.
chuckmei 2 years ago
lol brain poop, lick poop, and feel poop! unicows dance is so funny
Me256782 3 years ago
OMG Vork!
omaluu 3 years ago 3
hahahaha vork. i love the guild XD his acting is great!!
winterguy1 3 years ago 3
Omg it's VORK!!!
I love him <3
freedomfighter45 3 years ago
OMG! your Right! lol. VORK FTW! :D
LaneCGMS 3 years ago
Haha, vork rules :)
aikeru 2 years ago
COWNICORN IS AWSOME (-)___(-)
R3tard3dMussssic 3 years ago 3
!!!
Leader!
Riketz 3 years ago
Kiko is FOBulous!
SparkyMcBalls 3 years ago 2
I LOVE GTCMS!!!
HonoluluThighThigh 3 years ago
That guy my favorite character on the guild
T0X1CTH 3 years ago
I don't think washing Unicow was what Rick had in mind when volunteering for bath time :D
xdylanw 3 years ago
I would send Kiko flowers, but she may send me to
"Happy men's" place with Brain and Feel Poop!!
MitcheruUSA62 3 years ago
I just keep surfing the tube just to end up here watching Kiko;
Does that make me a fan?
THREE THUMBS UP!
MightyTrebor 3 years ago
Same here xD
Lordodragonss 2 years ago
ooh herro brain poop xD
h4tefury85 3 years ago
Especially WHERE she hits him XP
1andonlyWojjan 3 years ago
i love the ending song
darkestknight23 3 years ago
everyone does! they seriously need a soundtrack..
CSpot 3 years ago 2
I agree. This time around it sounded like Tom Waits was singing it!
mrroftheg 3 years ago
I used to have that shirt she's wearing. And the one with the dog on it.
Anyways, this show is the best. I wish it was on tv.
numa122 3 years ago
if you had a really big computer monitor, it could 'feel' like youre watching it on tv! just a thought :/
CSpot 3 years ago
OR if you watch it on a nintendo wii through the internet channel!
ivenousername 3 years ago
i miss the original ending song. oh well, i still love the show!!!
dirkeezy 3 years ago
Lick Poop, Brain Poop, and Feel Poop...
Wow...
psharpep 3 years ago
Feel Poop bowed a little close to Kiko's boobs there at 1:05. That's telling.
Qermaq 3 years ago
ahh- good eye
CSpot 3 years ago
stupid
sams0606 3 years ago
you guys don't accept video responses
nc17atnce101 3 years ago
OMG! It's Vork! It's Vork!!!!!
tejaswoman 3 years ago
YAYYYY LICK POOOPP!!!!
fcuklaura 3 years ago
that has a nice ring to it...
CSpot 3 years ago
i liked the end song
sk8terboi2121 3 years ago
Cspot, Lick Poop needs a myspace!
satyr72 3 years ago
lick poop has a myspace, so does kiko and unicow.
simistercycy 3 years ago
their pages are pretty sick!
CSpot 3 years ago
One more time for the short bus riders. She's Korean. Not Chinese and not Japanese. And I would go live with them, as it would get me farther away from backwoods inbred hillbilly pigfuckers like you 'n yer kin. And you never answered my question. Do you hate the Spanish? They attacked us. Do you hate the British? They attacked us. Do you hate because it keeps your world simple and makes for obvious black and white sides and therefore you feel more prominent and powerful and important in it?
SparkyMcBalls 3 years ago
Wish there were more people like you on here Sparky.
satyr72 3 years ago
Thanks. *sniff* But I'm just another troll apparently and everyone somehow eventually finds a reason to hate me.
"The real world is just high school with money." --my friend Conrad, whom I haven't spoken to in years. He was one of the smartest people I ever knew. I hope he's doing well.
SparkyMcBalls 3 years ago
PS MRburitz: Why the Japanese lithograph copy on your channel background, if not for a clue to your true intentions? I so wish I was cool enough to know the artist and year.
PS: If you didn't know it was Japanese and you take it down now, you forfeit your superiority complex. I already grabbed it and I'm not afraid to use it.
PPS: If this is indeed all a study on Internet Social Relationships for your Ph.D. dissertation, *oops, sorry, didn't mean to give it away*.
SparkyMcBalls 3 years ago
PPPS: So... I'd love to read your findings... or 'Douche. I'll rape your soul.' Either way, it's all good (potentially not for you). My personal hero is Miyamoto Musashi. You either get it or you don't.
SparkyMcBalls 3 years ago
Was that the fit training dude with the rainbow unicorn dreams in the club?
"BOING!!" lmao xD
ucantcme 3 years ago
I LOVE the song in the ending LOL very funny! -DK
dorigr05 3 years ago
which one would you pick?
CSpot 3 years ago
i dont get how this is anywhere close to being funny
bobo9012 3 years ago
Kiko is freak-o!
HeadNtheClouds 3 years ago
Lick Poop, Feel Poop, Brain Poop..... wow.
Kiko Poop..... doesn't sound right. :P
wschmrdr 3 years ago
Kick Poop?
joenobody69 3 years ago
funny as hell
rongravy 3 years ago
payman, you devil.
cricketlee 3 years ago
that's the guildleader from The Guild!
askusoy 3 years ago
indeed :D thats vork :D
XxSoulRazoRxX 3 years ago
wheel of fun freaks me out...
mochitsukiman 3 years ago
unicorn kicks ass.
iearglue625 3 years ago 4
he is "Uni-Cow"
HeadNtheClouds 3 years ago
haha. i meant unicow.
cownicorn sucks.
iearglue625 3 years ago
looks like an outbreak of "yerrow fever".
PHAEDRIDER 3 years ago
Better than Steve Allen or Gary Moore ever were.
whizbang47 3 years ago
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fucking ugly chinese bitch
MRburitz 3 years ago
Japanese.
dumbo9250 3 years ago
I'm surprised that Lick poop had a brother who is so into the Japanese culture.
The love I have for this show is ENDLESS.
CellophaneAndrogyne 3 years ago 2
those "rice fever" dudes are everywhere.
tacopantz 3 years ago
lol feel poop brain poop and lick poop
policeboy8 3 years ago
fuckin' genius!
KnuckleballNed 3 years ago
well i think that lick poop is quite a bit older than kiko. hes not for her nyways, shes weird, he's....weird. nevermind then!!!
indee101 3 years ago
hahahahah unicow...!
videodiva549 3 years ago
This is is the only episode I've seen him crack a smile. Kawaii! LOL
desala2007 3 years ago
OMG, it's the guy from the Guild! *watches rest*
OMG, it's the health advisor guy!
Loved it :):)
insanityisagift 3 years ago
RICE!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
minizer999 3 years ago
This has to be the funniest one I've seen in a while. keep up the good work!!
TuxedoAllure 3 years ago
Always makes me laugh :)
Lexphoto 3 years ago
I saw Cownicorn in McDonalds at midnight.
blazer61 3 years ago
poop is thicker than water
naonaokao 3 years ago
lol this is awesome ^^
pls keep em coming ^^
Ferdafs23 3 years ago
looooool
mkerovac 3 years ago
dick semen bailando es pa cagarse de risa
xDD
pukinss 3 years ago
wajajjajajaj
pukinss 3 years ago
LMAO at the random room
animics 3 years ago
lmao
anonymouskiss 3 years ago
yay for Lick Poop!!!!
MKIced 3 years ago
I miss the season 1 ending. :(
wschmrdr 3 years ago
haha to bad cownicord is dead and decomposed
xXxSeNoRmOxXx 3 years ago
still good
bryandawkins 3 years ago
the random room! XD LOL
Pradakirb16 3 years ago
I am an ice cream cone!... is it safe? :O
ItsUmed 3 years ago
I think the video is really great!
And it is really cool that they have a look to he comments :D
I would like to see more about panda and unicow, because we don`t know much about their character.
belgarion70 3 years ago
Yay Vork !
zaphod6502 3 years ago
lol, I didn't know Rick Pope had a crush on Kiko in the first place..
CurlyGirl007 3 years ago
you gotta watch his secret vlog
soundthebelle 3 years ago
why would he keep coming back on the show unless he had a crush on her? lol
DaBunne 3 years ago
hmmmmmm
CSpot 3 years ago
If you watch his vlog (also available on C-Spot ;) ) then you see him reveal his big crush.
clemsonfight 3 years ago
Kiko needs to practice her Japanese ;-).
枕戦い is actually pronounced makuro tatakai, and while it means pillow and battle, the right way to write that is 枕投げ, which is pronounced makuro nage (the way Poop says it).
Not bad, but I liked last week's ep a lot more!
vorpal22 3 years ago
I think that was the first close kanji on the Wheel of Fun, which I thought was part of the joke. Usually, 'wear funny hats' -I know I'm only writing from memory- is actually 'restaurant' or 'baseball'. I'm so desperate to learn the language, I always pause it and get out my jisho -I mean 'dictionary'. Kanji rules. MRburitz, any thoughts? 枕戦い must mean 'Bomb Pearl Harbor again and this time we'll win.' Sorry vorpal22 to disturb your harmony.
SparkyMcBalls 3 years ago
Poop is thicker than water. Awesome. Love it!
deevah456 3 years ago
Poor Lick Poop. At least it worked out in the end.
TransparentShadow 3 years ago
Lick. Feel. Brain. GENIUS. XD
JuliiLove 3 years ago
They listened to our comments and brought back LICK POOP! He is the best! Other than UNICOW!!!
Pennythehippo 3 years ago
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that girl is so ugly
neroaga 3 years ago
neroaga your soul is ugly so your perception is off.
i suggest a new soul. get an exorcism.
tacopantz 3 years ago
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japs motherfucker... You attacked pearl harbor
MRburitz 3 years ago
ok seriously, being racist is not cool. not all japanese think that way. i understand it was bad but just cuz someone is a certain race, doesnt mean they want to bomb u. u r the real mofu. disrespectful creep
tubuhflub 3 years ago 3
You have to be the ignorant person I've ever hard the misfortune of coming a cross. With that logic you must also dislike Germans and Italians as well! Evey, who plays Kiko, is south Korean and even if she was Japanese The attack on pearl Harbor happen 64 years ago, she can't change what her ancestors did anymore then you can.
BewareOfMilo 3 years ago 2
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the anger is still in their blood. They are bloodthirsty; and that, too is in their blood.
MRburitz 3 years ago
bigotry is apparently in yours. don't give to the red cross, we do not need more like you dude.
irpogo 3 years ago
If I was younger and could get away with it, I'd go 'Sweeeeeeet!" but it'd sound like your dad saying, "True dat," so I won't. Just pretend I didn't. I'll just cackle inside.
SparkyMcBalls 3 years ago
There is no anger in Kiko's blood. She does have a lot of white blood cells though. Sadly they are racist against the red ones. *sigh* When will they learn...
clemsonfight 3 years ago
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This guy is just an ugly whore trying to suck a white guy's cock
MRburitz 3 years ago
MRburitz has a Japanese print on his channel. He may be trying to be funny. Still, he's not. There are several people deliberately being rude and Jenn68's channel even says she's trying to see how far you can go before YT will delete your account. I'm vaguely suspicious this might be some kind of research into Internet social behavior.
SparkyMcBalls 3 years ago 2
Probably not of course, and they're both just douches. Going with that, MRb, why do you carry a grudge? Are you in your 70s or does it give you a warm fuzzy to connect with old, dead fucked-up American values? Do you hate the Spanish because we fought them in the 1890s? Does Grampa give you an extra cookie when you J-bash?
SparkyMcBalls 3 years ago
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You know what? why don't you go and live with the fucking japs. They attacked us. This ugly chinese bitch is one of them.
MRburitz 3 years ago
there is no chinese person on the show you must have the wrong show. i think you might want to check your stupid label, it's showing.
STUPID
simistercycy 3 years ago
The poop brothers deserve what they got in the random room!! Bwahahaha!
xpo147 3 years ago
ZOMG! Vork ftw!!!
dramaqueenlancie 3 years ago 2
That was a great ending theme - loved the random room
Crazycardfreak 3 years ago
The Poop Brothers need their own spinoff.
Hell, they should start a boy band!
unpaidpiper 3 years ago 3
i luv this show!
sammyboi93123abc 3 years ago
... I want my own pretty Asian hostess O,O
LilMotegi 3 years ago
I love lick poop!
lillpita 3 years ago 2
much better than the last one!
brynnagiadrosich 3 years ago
Great episode! :D
Vulcano1990 3 years ago
Poop is thicker than Water! xP
and wtf? "If i were a rollercoaster, how will you prepare me for the first day of school?" XP or did she say something else besides rollercoaster? (nevertheless, i still loved it!)
Kikos clearly hot on the market
ItsUmed 3 years ago
haha i love those episodes xD!
o0EmmAngel0o 3 years ago
oh shi-! Brain Pope is from The Guild!
Shinbo23 3 years ago
Guild FTW :P
CommandoJay 3 years ago
oh~~~~~!!
is the guy from "the guilde"
geee~ when are they having season 2 anyway~!