Amy at the club

[EddietheHead32]

I like the way how she sways her body. Other than that, Amy is very annoying.

[bigvirgotube]

I'd like to see Eliza do more with the 'Amy' character: Amy at the Movies, Amy In The Mall, Amy Running a Suicide Hotline..no..wait...

[Sinenox]

Me: No, this is how a lot of people I meet in NYC talk now.

Friend: I really think it's the Valley girl speech. It went from the late 90s westward, and is only now hitting New York. It picked up desperation as it traveled through the Midwest. Vacuous bitchy to Rockies laid back to desperation in the Midwest and it hit New York and added aggressive in. So basically just the worst of all worlds. You'd rather meet the original Valley Girl.

[crewifyable]

one thing to say and one thing only.....white people... XD

[crewifyable]

SHES SO ANNOYING! XD I WAS LAUGHING! most of the time

[bigvirgotube]

And Paul and Amy lived happily ever after, with three kids...

[bigvirgotube]

Sooo...Jenna Marbles was right about this, after all!!

[SarahahaProduction]

@bigvirgotube wait what? What did Jenna say?

[bigvirgotube]

@SarahahaProduction About 'White Girls At The Club'. Check it on her channel. It's pretty..interesting..all Jenna Marbles.

[SarahahaProduction]

@bigvirgotube oh right that one. Haha. Jenna Marbles rocks.

[DeepRedMasochist]

I punch cunts like this in the face. The reaction is quite funny.

[localfox1000]

quality comedy with a quality dialog.

this should have more views, its hillarious.

[Armedifus]

funny shit

[mmthewoodman1]

I, for one, am an Eliza fan.

Funny, smart, and pretty.

Keep it up.

A Fan

[mmthewoodman1]

I, for one, am totally infatuated with Eliza.

She is funny, smart, and pretty.

Keep up the awesome work. a fan

[86turkishman]

wheres a suicide bomber when u need one!!!! FUCK!!

[Xhalph]

Why is it that chicks named Amy are always crazy?

[SarahahaProduction]

@Xhalph that's true!

[MrOmeMan]

Damn... I punched my computer....I forget this was youtube for a second...

[TheJoshFord]

Woah! I feel sorry for Paul! lol

[Geekella]

lolololololol

[kingcamilo]

wat the fuck happened to th pimp hand, paul?

[1111111111sword]

wow that is such a klingon ........

[kia9000guy]

id punch tht bitch in the face

[JamskiProductions]

wtf..............

[brettski34]

Paul: Oh my god! Vomit that's gross! And you think I wanna make out with you after...meh, sure, why not?

[SSAS89867]

nice !

from japan

[AmbeRaawr]

My names Amber, not paul.. nd Yes, yu are bothering me. I swear someone who dos that to me, id be lieek hun, I need WAYYYY moar to drink before I meet yu .

[468David]

this was so funny. thank you!

[supnancy]

Hahaha the song is perfect too

[supnancy]

XD LMFAO!

[SarahahaProduction]

I actually know a few people like this...

[Hadarchik]

This is perfect.

Except the cup. It should be red.

[randomnessnessnes]

omfgg i loveee youuu <3

[smegmasaurus]

This is hilarious! Better than anything SNL has done in a long time. Hey Eliza, I know Lorne Michaels. Call me and I'll introduce you. No seriously... call me.

[wilakt4fud]

This could be a documentary about NYC clubs.

[isabellelikestea]

OH MY GOD YOURE SO FUNNY

[deathtrait]

This is painful. I know so many girls like this. Soooooo many!!!

[Dasprite222]

Oh, man...it's the girl from the 40 Year Old Virgin!

[M0DEAN]

This is hilarious. Cracked brought me here.

[Ariesjp]

lol

[chrisgaitan]

My god this is so accurate it's scary. Great job

[TankEngineUSA]

I went to college with Amy. This video makes me want to jump out of my skin just to get away. "Blackbird or whatever you said." Funny as hell. I need a drink. Or a bowl. Just get me out of here. Jesus.

[TheBlacksheep2020]

wtf?

[StochasticOoze]

God, I want to punch her in the face.

[fannysmack]

I've never been to a club where they make you drink out of a plastic cup.

[jamesguit]

haha, what a nightmare that would be. I would've told her to leave me alone right away

[Iceaged69]

LMAO!!! Reminds me of my first time at a club...LOL!!! soo fuckin annoying!! but funny vid..lol props 

[crizzab74]

I bartend on this girl every weekend and I hate her so much. I wish they were all just funny ladies pretending.

alas...

[thestrong012]

lol this is funny

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

Okay, this was funny. Found it on Cracked.

[Spyritus]

"Fergalicious is better than Blackbird."

Good god man. Good god...

I felt a murderous rage coming up.

[Physicbuddha]

Ahahahahahaahaha

excellent

[Cakerolled]

so true

[butsudo22]

I've been in the States for a few months, been to several clubs and girls DO hit on you this way, at the beginning is interesting and attractive but then is, mmm, pathetic and kind of scaring, I mean, is so obvious that they want attention (and eventually sex), and most of the time is like they're talking to themselves (if you realize the only time she lower her voice is to ask your name, then continues, it doesn't make any difference!!!). Anyway, I felt as I was there!!! Great work!!! Hahaha

[mikeusat]

Amy is attractive. I wish cute, normal girls hit on me at clubs like that.

[maze121]

What does she say from 1:40 to 1:47? I can't understand.

[Taddare]

Seriously, what is your problem? What? What? What?! Well, is it malignant?

Well, is it dick cancer? Cause you should be dancing! Just kidding.

[maze121]

Thanks pal.

[senselocke]

Only unrealistic thing is that the guy just kept taking it. Possible solutions:

1- A middle finger slowly raises from the bottom of the POV

2- POV-man points at something in the distance and quickly runs away

3- POV-man throws drink at skank.

Very good job portraying "that girl", Eliza, as mentioned before, I've had snippets of this conversation before. It's at that point that I started drinking.

[rarebirdshow]

I've had actual conversations with actual girls that pieced together would comprise the script for this video.

[Devilution]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[ainsleydesouza]

"Come on touch 'em, it's college, things happen..."

[aguvya]

being an introvert i actually know this girl....the overbearing insecuresoiprojectmyinsecuriti­esontoyou girl....god i hate this girl

[rowleypw]

Funniest stuff EVER!!! My name is Paul and I love it!

[CuervoBlack06]

I probably would have said yes to the "wanna feel me up" part. lol

[BexTS]

That's what I was gonna say... Awesome character! XD Hilarious video.

Um, I met you at Oberlin Improv Conference and still feel cool for it. Just saying.

[PorusHorus]

Oh my god, this is such a good character. Very funny.

[MTVLIVE160]

this chick looks like a guy.

[WiseGuy02]

You should see the photo on the top banner of her website. HOT.

[Taddare]

Are you talking about the one with the warpaint on her cheek, sitting behind the drums? That's definitely my favorite pic of her so far.

[sondh]

i don't get it, is this supposed to be funny?

[TheMoonLayingLow]

No. This is a serious drama. Martin Scorsese is trying to get the film rights.

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

LOL.

[Pajoolian]

hahahahha awesome, you needa make more vids

[BCIORevolution]

Funny! Just kidding. No you are.

[soccom8341576]

Just kidding. This is so hilarious.

[soccom8341576]

So annoying.

[pepe02138]

This gal's pretty talented. Very astute.

[run3e]

i love u!!!

[MojaveDon]

Hey Eliza, I heard about you from the Sowerby & Luff podcast. You are freakin' funny!

[Sm0KeNHaZe]

i want to fight you u have such a big dick

[97miles]

Then you would wrestle with me.

[Tess78uk]

Sooo funny! :) Intriguing to watch as a Brit girl... I've never seen a British girl behave quite like this. Some girls get really loud and ballsy when they are drunk, but not with the split-personality thing going on here :p Does this actually happen... the being smiley one second, and then insulting you in the next breath? It's WEIRD!

[captainestivi]

yup it happens i find it to be quite funny actually

[AKNdensemo]

lagh my ass off

[hiroxprima]

So true...

[fordieform]

this..is .. the best video in the universe

-hero

[eddy23170]

this is fricken priceless

[junexXxbug]

I'm proud to say that in my club days I was NEVER this girl. lol. Hilarity video!

[sexygeminii]

the many faces of alcohol. oh i get it, it's a birth control awareness thingy

[none92]

im so surprised Paul hasn't walk away yet in the first 5 seconds

[snackz]

yeah i agree. i hate it when drunk girls do that with me. if i were paul and the drunk girl asked me if i were a faggot, i would've walked off ending the conversation.

[KrosanWarlord]

Well, sometimes it's not a club, but high school. And sometimes it's not just 2 and a half minutes but 4 years. And the girl is not drunk but still vomits on your shoes... Aaaaaand now I'm projecting again...

[cowie1337]

lol freebird

[billymagfhloinn]

Very funny. Well done.

[apennie1]

Great work girl!!

[angusmcgherkinsquirt]

I think everyone knows someone like this. I love the guys in the background, sweet touch.

[mona890]

wow. i can say i actually know someone like this.

[dekionplexis]

Brilliant 5 stars

[euge04]

Funny woman

[swensu]

american woman are so nasty!

[jamesc528]

This is probably the greatest thing that I've ever seen today.

[JackJosephLouis]

It has to be said. I want to make terrible and awkward love to Eliza Skinner and trick her into marrying me by telling her she's pregnant. Which is how relationships work, if I remember correctly.

[Jubug78]

Sounds hot. I'm jealous of her.

[bsolomon5093]

agreed

[Mayhem5150]

@JackJosephLouis What straight man doesn't share your view?

[NIGHTDREAMSGAL]

I think I work with a girl like her. Gawd don't ever stay around that type of girl run!!!!!

[angusmcgherkinsquirt]

Lowest common denominator. It's sad that people think they have to act like they are on 'The Hills" to be cool. Accurate video though and all in good fun.

[Jubug78]

LOL this is so funny!!! Wanna feel me up?

[semfimarine]

wow, id likely kill her. She open her mouth to say something, and id put my foot through the back of her throat.

[pactedesfous]

i love it

[jamieroxx]

Ughhhhh I think I dated her.

~Jamie Roxx

[o7levi]

lol.. there's too much truth to this

[touchcoma]

SAD ISNT IT

[malted]

this is my favorite video of all time ever in the history of youtube, video recording, improv and life. srsly.

[johnnyblazeboy]

LOL! Thanks for making this, it makes me laugh every time I see it!

[drtoonie]

Everyone meets at least one person like this.

[seano2101]

or dates a person like this!

[malted]

you are brilliant^infinity.

[randyvon]

Original, well acted, and pretty damn funny.

[Kirkvx10]

hahaha every awkward conversation you could ever have with a girl in 2 minutes. this is great

[skrilaxx]

"BLARGH...you wanna feel me up?..." I KNOW I WOULD. ;D

[allisonh18]

THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!

[katiesvideos09]

..why does this video remind me so much of my friend? lol

[payette]

OMG I"m obsessed!

[USFBToneman]

I swear, if someone came up to me professing that Fergalicious was their favorite song.... They're getting a punch to the babymaker

[penilesecretions]

not bad, i came

[chocolatecake000]

freaking hilarious! i loved it!

[StealthEldar]

Haha, this was right on. Well done!

[FrogIsDead193]

This is the reason I avoid clubs altogether.

[p1an0hands]

lol, because of this? or because you're socially anxious?

[jazzbonekc]

my name is paul so... this was weird.

[ViciousHeadbutt]

I'm fairly sure I have danced with Amy before...she didn't vomit to much later though; her alcohol tolerance seems to have dropped.

[manman246]

LMFAO oh gawd i love this

[sarebear4567]

Ahhh amy. good to see you.

[TheKissingBooth]

Oh, Amy. We love to hate her!

[bullmilk]

The "do you wanna feel me up?" at the end was perfect.

[AmericanDrone013]

I've seen this like 13 times and it cracks me up every single time. Are you retarded? Just kidding. No really are you? Whatever?!

I want to see her at more parties!

[thisisjcdesign]

fab!

[amyc519]

I know her! Hahaha! So accurate it is laughable.

[fluentinsilence]

I showed this to my friend in Spain and he said that these types would get slapped across the face for their behavior. Noice.

[am04burk]

Haha I love the facial expressions

[conradbrean]

First of all, she's attractive. Scores points for the self effacing humor; take a roomful of english speaking people and the SoCal women always sound the loudest.

[electrodinobot]

i would knock that bitch out if she talked to me like that

[cosmooooooooo]

great act! but still makes me wanna kill myself!

[SildRain]

biatchslap incoming

[soccersucksnutz]

ROFLCOPTER

[NotRelated]

LOLLERCOASTER

[fakestaged]

God damn Eliza you are hot. I wanna have sex with your dead body while I cut myself to satisfy the voices in my head.

[JoeMyre]

thoughts stay inside the head

[246trinitrotoluene]

man this is so true

[timmetzner]

hahahaha. this video epitomizes a HUGE reason why i'm gay. loves it.

[KPalfo]

Why do Americans drink beer out of tiny little plastic cups that 8 years olds have at their bouncy castle parties?...I understand that americans might have accidents with glass Pint glasses, but why not have clear plastic cups that resemble pint glasses? i just dont get it :P

[notpip]

this is supposed to be a crappy party with crappy drunk girls doing crappy things in crappy situations. plastic cups are used at parties with large groups of people for safety reasons and so you don't get your own glasses broken by random crappy drunk girls...

pint glasses are for bars and restaurants, mostly. few people actually own pint glasses (myself excluded).

try not to make yourself sound snobby by expounding on your ignorance of foreign cultures, mate.

[CRC281]

AMEN.

[FatButtLarry]

No shit. Most ppl use Solo, but most clubs skimp out. US drinks force carbonated rice beer in glasses, bottles, cans, or plastic cups, just like every other country. If you want to bash America, just call us fat. Our beer ethics and delivery options are actually decent, since they're a mix of the rest of the world.

-Tres

[lovenmitt]

People probably would buy clear plastic fake pint glasses, actually. You're standing on a gold mine that says "for KPalfo" on it.

What do non-Americans drink out of at cheap parties where accidents might occur? I'm curious; do you have the kind of clear plastic fake pint glasses that you're talking about?

[silverspade14]

what kind of yankee doodle faggot holds a mug while dancing

[dizzyrocks2001]

OMG, I fucking hate girls like this!! She really has the annoying drunk girl thing down to a T. The only part missing is her lighting a cigarette at the wrong end. You ever notice how girls only act like this when they're at the club with a big goup of girlfriends (especially if it's one of the girl's birthday).

[greentweedshoes]

Oh man, this is one of my old roommates to a tee.

Terrifying.

[Rodbuster]

Hi Amy! *reaches for crowbar*

[elabyl]

I want to feel you up, Eliza. Hilarious.

[azalben]

Hilarious! And true :(

[sauerrrr]

This is a gem. An absolute gem.

[blackhabanero]

Awesome. Fergilicious is way better than Blackbird.