Hydlide - Angry Video Game Nerd - NES review - Cinemassacre.com

[septrenarion]

What board game did they show @3:10? I used to OWN that!!

[only257]

hiliarous, terrible game use to play this game when i was 8 in 1992

[K0sm1cKid]

Drugs you never win? Well at least you can be so happy that a piece of shit game like this is exiting XD

[MDthornton83]

You're so awesome, James!

[lj758794]

I would really love to see him try Virtual Hydlide on the Sega Genesis.

[retrogamingfanatic]

Little Nemo for the nes- most underrated nes gem EVER!!!

[IamIndeedLayingAnEgg]

730,338th.

[boblabon]

You weren't killed by nothing in the cave. You were eaten by a Grue.

[torerik1234]

Long live the nerd!

[SuperQuicksilver666]

u know its possabul that in the dark place theres spikes on the wall u cant see

[FourSquareEyes]

Were you fighting Iraq?

[sofiahardrock]

music sounds a bit like indiana jones

[SuperCsubi]

I want an AVGN action figure! :D

[VampQueen999]

Yeah, pronouncing it "Hid-Lied" sounds better - still a shitty looking game tho!!

[thehalowarthog]

@tapperthegoat Look who the real loser is! AVGN came first and who the hell cares, their both good, AVGN acts like he doesn't exist and Irate Gamer is gay for him(no joke) but who cares, their both funny so go fuck yourself!

[FellFour]

@tapperthegoat AVGN came first. Shut the fuck up.

[megaman99880]

so i looked up this book onh the history of nintendo, and one of the pictuers showed two japanese kids playing hydlide special on nes!

[siralucard19]

2:23 Oh yeas, I was thinking the same thing, that the music sounds like the Indiana Jones theme

[Sachasch]

Where do you get the awesome nerd action figure (the one that moves and has a beer in his hand)

[PageofLegend]

other music steals: there is one note in the movie bladerunner. I realized it was an exact note I had heard in a star trek episode

[Rebel2Sociaty]

0:28 what game is that?

[kageprod]

@Rebel2Sociaty Ghostbusters 2

[Waterboy57Official]

oh my gosh, the first title screen is ripped straight from "rygar" and the music in the game sounds like indiana jones haha

[ajmetz82]

@JamesNintendoNerd - There was a sequel for the Saturn!?! Virtual Hydlide watch?v=WYsVKdCNhgY

[marooncanflyer]

Why the "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"?

[bakedspade]

@DarkNeMo88 Did you find out the name of the boardgame? I used to have it to but cannot remember what the he'll it was called.

[Nicholaschamp10]

@garam1124 FUCK YOU BITCH

[486veR]

1:53 the first thing that came to my mind is that the music kinda sounds like a ripoff version Indiana Jones's theme song with missing tones.......... but that might be just me

[486veR]

@486veR I didn't watch the whole video before i commented :P

[YoshiKecleon978]

1:29 Is that a Famicom? :O

[JohnGreasyGamer]

@YoshiKecleon978 To the far left? Yeah, it is. It's used in his Transformers review towards the end, as the game wasn't released in the US/EU. ^^

[YoshiKecleon978]

@JohnGreasyGamer I know, but im suprised

[only257]

hiliarous

[groovylobster]

dear james,as if when they made this game they didn't learn they're lesson they made VIRTUAL hydlide for the sega saturn.i came across it on ebay.please review it.everyone on youtube,thumbs up so he might see this.

[gojirathekaijufan]

the best parts r to see the nerds facial expressions

[The007woody]

why do people argue in the comment box, everyone got different taste. if u don't like this, that's fine, but don't ruin it for everyone else.

[Sinforever2]

hay guys think what happens if Angry Video Game Nerd and Ray William Johnson did this shit together

[GamingsCupofJoe]

@Sinforever2 That would be a terrible mix. They have nothing in common plus RWJ is WAY to repetive, he always does the same thing with annoying side jokes

[Ozztastic57]

"Allthough Ive never seen him right anything down" is now a lie. Unless you count the Star Treck episode......

[runningwolf1980]

whered you get that 80's printing paper? lol



[chpdip94]

@runningwolf1980 Imagine if he actually has been keeping that for the past 20 something years lol

[rayhs1984]

I liked hydlide (not as much as dragon warrior though) why does every game have to be compared to zelda?

[710blodgett74]

@rayhs1984 I agree. This game is more like dragon warriors then zelda

[TheRealThreeP]

"No extra lives, no continues, you don't get diddly dick!" Perfectly said.

[sesshamaru023]

You know i dont care if its a shitty game or not myself i just like hearing james review games thank you james for hours entertiment

[djre81]

...at the same time, obviously!

[MonkeySharkPro]

How come whenever I watch AVGN, I have to take a shit?

[Buttonnation]

@MonkeySharkPro I think it's the external cues in psychology. He says" piece of shit" in all kinds of variations, that you probably subconsciously think "Oh, shitting sounds nice right now."

[RLmike1234]

@MonkeySharkPro One word. Laptop

[MasterNinjaXz]

@MonkeySharkPro What the fuck????????? That made ME take a shit!!!! XD

[shanethefox]

@MonkeySharkPro because these games are shit? lol

[Nineonenineone]

@MonkeySharkPro Actually that happened to me just now. WTF

[pokblok]

@MonkeySharkPro lol idk (btw my captcha was bibless...wtf?)

[AzumGaming]

@MonkeySharkPro

dammm you are right :/

[9philster]

@MonkeySharkPro you must hate watching the marathon

[TheSkrillexKiller]

@MonkeySharkPro You see what I do is simply watch him from my laptop while on the toilet.

[Problem SOLVED]

[browndog388]

@TheSkrillexKiller i do the same thing 0_0

[robloxguy23]

@MonkeySharkPro So many shitty games!

[Slumphunter123]

@MonkeySharkPro ur laughing ur ass off

[TheBadShaman]

@MonkeySharkPro HA! As soon as I read that man!

[OftaPoftaRofta]

@MonkeySharkPro wtf

[phaedruslive]

its actually based on YS, I would have thought AVGN would know the difference.

[phaedruslive]

@phaedruslive To be fair they actually came out at the same time, but Ys is so much better I like to pretend Hydlide was just a shitty clone.

[chpdip94]

@phaedruslive ....did you just reply yourself?...

[red16mage]

@chpdip94 I think he was just continuing on his previous thought.

[DarkNeMo88]

srsly i owned this fucking boardgame ! but the heck, whats the name of it ?!?! =)

[AmericanAztec915]

gay

[chpdip94]

@AmericanAztec915 fuck you

[AmericanAztec915]

@chpdip94 That is gay, fucking fag

[chpdip94]

@AmericanAztec915 go jack off justin beiber's imaginary cock.

[AmericanAztec915]

@chpdip94 you seem to have an obcession with justin beiber and cocks, u gay bro?

[chpdip94]

@AmericanAztec915 first,FUCK NO!Second,I asked if you were gay first.Your just saying what I said before.

[vZeaLot]

@AmericanAztec915 BITCH

[AmericanAztec915]

@vZeaLot FAG

[connormercury1]

holy shit thats a total American movie quote! "except with drugs.. you always lose"

[chicarelli1983]

.11 I just choked on my sour cream and chedder chips cause I started laughing so hard

[naruhinafan1231]

I want both those action figures

[DarkStarboye]

The firt thing that came to my mind was Indiana Jones.

[TASVideosDunnius]

The game's music sounds like something an ice cream truck would use.

[jrvthatsme]

Hey. Heroes quest was an absolutly awesome boardgame.

[cordn8er]

Holy crap a nerd action fig can I have that I want that please may I have it

[UnivingIshiro]

lol fuckzilla!

[grecorobert97]

you saidthat with drugs you always lose. but what about weed?

[UltimateChimera60148]

@grecorobert97 Weed's the same thing, smart one.

[PuqTheBest]

@grecorobert97 its the same thing stupid.

[IdeonFukkatsu]

I really like the look of hydlide. It's a shame that it was pulled off so poorly with the combat and save system.

[ssj5goku999]

Hydlide is when two guys' shlongs merge into one. Looked it up on Urbandictionary...

[SuperLuigisWorld]

in the cave i think he killed himself so he wouldn't need 2 b in the game

[GardnerJunior18]

Anyone Know the music at the start of the video?

[Scoobadoob]

@GardnerJunior18 You talking about the little tune that plays when you find an item in Metroid?

[ed1uardo2]

@GardnerJunior18 It's the tune of when Samus gets teleported after you lose a life (Metroid on the NES)

[ThePeakIsNeverPassed]

"But I guess its better than using drugs or alcohol because with drugs and alcohol, especially drugs, you always loose" - American Movie.

[bijuman2000]

hes the angry...video...game...neeeeee­erd

[Garrador]

WHAT WERE THEY THHHINKING??? my favorite avgn phrase (cursing aside)

[fiduwarrior]

"you've should'a known, the price of evil" that is for the money they wasted making the shitty games back then

[eateroftheflame]

To be fair to this game it was one of the first JRPGs and not that bad for the time, it just had the problem of being ported to the NES with no improvements. It's comparable to Dark Castle which was great for the time but horrible when ported to the Genesis.

[UglyCasing]

Wait for it,super hydlide on the sega genesis.

[jellyface187]

Please do a game.com review!

[UglyCasing]

@jellyface187 Sure if you donate one to him because I don't think he has one and you'd have to shop online for one since they made a limited quantity of them.

[jellyface187]

@UglyCasing There was a box at least in this video. Either way, I would be happy do donate that shit. It is rotting in my closet as we speak.

[UglyCasing]

@jellyface187 I THINK you might be right that he has one but it also might be like the same thing with the neo geo he has. I think I remember seeing somewhere that he has the system or not but he doesn't have any games for it. But if he did it would be interesting considering the long loading times the neo geo has. As for the game.com I think the library is as short as the virtual boy and the games are horrible.

[jellyface187]

@UglyCasing It's at 6:39. I have the box still. But who knows, maybe he doesn't have a working system anymore.

[toryficarola]

I fuckin' love the AVGN action figure displayed during the intro.

[AaronCarterRocks]

I love sticking my fist in my friend's ass

[Plasmaproductions210]

@AaronCarterRocks ok then........

[AtomiXStudios]

The music is trying it's best to be Indiana Jones.

[ChaoDer01]

I misread it as Hyrulide at first.

[tabbyaboutroots]

can i just take a moment to not fully go along with james's opinion on this game. play the game first, then judge it. its very dumb to go along with someone elses opinion without seeing anything else about the game in hand as well.

[Hellspear6]

Ughhhh! Hydlide!

[phoniexkai]

skyrim!!

[IanTalksRS]

James should review the sequels to Hydlide. Yes, there are sequels.

[ClubPenguinSeramiop]

whose Alex

[starchores]

The soundtrack sounds like Indiana jones

[666warpigg]

I loved this game so much when i was younger

[GoronRob]

Heroquest.

[silverdeath32]

3:10 HEROQUEST FTW!!!!!

i love this game still playing it once or twice a year with my family!

[RaidenHeaven]

@silverdeath32 You are so lucky !!!

[illmaticdiva]

saw this game and automatically got sick

[inphanta]

The Indiana Jones music made me laugh. I was thinking the same thing!

[blatten123]

Who is Alex?

[Zanimationz]

homework is boring and thats what you get for going to school. you might as well look into a dog's asshole because all you're gonna find is shit.

[humanconvertile]

@Zanimationz Homework doesn't make sense or even works, so I get where you're coming from ;)

[footballmad5391]

@Zanimationz I agree with you :)

[crashnburner187]

@Zanimationz But if you don't do homework, then you get kicked out of school and spend the rest of your days as a hobo. So if you do homework, you die of boredom. If you don't, you die of starvation. Not much of a choice, really.

[Uriel6178]

@crashnburner187 Homework is useless, just extra practice when you don't need it.

[LTRP300]

@Uriel6178 Yes, but it is also for teachers to understand what your capable of when no help is around.

[ripazha1337]

@Zanimationz Other than a very valuable education.

[Shadowgamer250]

Who else has been watching these for about 5 hours? O_O

[AtomiXStudios]

@Shadowgamer250 You're new here aren't you?

[Alling]

@Shadowgamer250 Got all the AVGN episodes in my playlist (at least all that are on youtube) and usually watch it while going to sleep. Watching him just gives me so much peace, feels like home :)

[lewie895]

@Shadowgamer250 ive been watching these since 8am so about 14 hours worth of avgn lol :)

[ShamanKingkid101]

@Shadowgamer250 10 hrs -.-'

[SkyBlitz64]

@Shadowgamer250 Only 5 ? I have watched all of his review episodes this morning and that's more than you can count with your one hands fingers.

[MrWebLife]

@Shadowgamer250 I've been watching these since he's been making them.

[crosser8]

@MrWebLife You want a medal, asshole?

[MrWebLife]

@crosser8 I want a shit-dripping trophy, please. So i'd be all proud of myself.

[Triba127]

@MrWebLife Same! I was 13 when I first watched AVGN, I'm 18 now and I still love it!

[Breakfastfan4life]

@Shadowgamer250 I.. can't...stop..watching....need­..to..sleep....HELPPP!!

[only257]

i remember this game use to play this game when i was 8 in 1992 my dad had rented it for me at a department store

[juanneox]

Hero Quest! i wish that game wasn't so rare and expensive =/ (i don't live in the US and i played it like 3 times and got hooked)

[Shrimpwagon]

This is kind of an educated guess because I'm a programmer but I think the reason for the complicated password is that it might be taking the binary data that is the saved game information and turning that into alphanumeric characters.

[Shrimpwagon]

Looks more like Dragon Warrior

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

Lol u can earn a pot and one of the menu options is speed (epic fail)

[PurpleParrotLover]

Yay political ads! >_>

[ShadowLegend300]

0:37 Where can I get one of those??

[cjcooldog963]

⊙ω⊙　

[Scrapari]

Sometimes i just love to get stoned and watch AVGN

[Zanimationz]

Isn't that the point of videogames, to waste time? 7:09

[chpdip94]

@Zanimationz LOL true.

[andromidius]

@Zanimationz Waste time AND have fun.

[DasTasche]

@Zanimationz The point of videogames is to have fun if you ask me, playing a good game isn't a waste of time either..

[rockinsparzy105]

@Zanimationz

The same could be said about movies or books.

Would you want to read a book or watch a movie that felt udderly pointless? Or would you rather want one that felt like it was worth your time?

[28SNaKeS]

He needs to come out with his own beer: Rolling Rolfe

[88skullkid]

do a review of virtual hydlide on the sega saturn!

[88skullkid]

i play this WAYYYY WAYYYY more than that shitty ass skyrim game.

[WyczesanyBober]

If U want to AVGN make a review of Hydlide 2 and 3 than thumb up! ]:D

[TheAwesomepredator]

Whats the button combo for: FUS RO DAH!

[papershadow69]

This is what is known as a porting disaster

The original version of this game had a fanbase and review scores comparable to Zelda, since it actually had saves and some animation apparently

[bentony12]

did i just here a game related to drugs?

[Fishercardinal]

Hero Quest! Ahhhh shit yeah! 3:09!

[ssbplayer1]

I lost it @4:08

[beebnegron]

"With drugs and alcohol you always lose." Wait... Don't you drink ALOT in this series?

[MrAntiBrent]

@beebnegron He's quoting a movie there I believe :)

[doctorGhostbuster33]

this game is liike a bulla shit



[LEONthemercenarie]

yeah sometimes zelda can be cheap like put down a bomb to find stairs wow

[777elicious]

lol i have this game in my collection sombody want it .

[EDRT5Y124]

@777elicious free? ill take it then lol