Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To South

[12igon6]

Alright, enough with the Flame Wars, We have to worry about those poor FEMA agents who were prepared to help Houston, then were disappointed when it hit that Piece of Shit Sanddune thingy.

[SolaireofAstoria]

CNN you fucking idiots, why is Onion always beating you on these groundbreaking stories

[cyanmanta]

I'll bet the equivalent of five Americans were killed in the large land mass below us...

[michael85225]

That's exactly what the news stations do in Arizona whenever there are storms in Mexico. "THIS area south of us is getting slammed by storms"

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@michael85225 Do they really? That's pretty funny. I'm going to have to spread that around. This is the most realistic Onion clip apparently.

[dakane328]

ahhh good ol' mexico

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

omfg stupid americans don't even know what cuba's called

[iRingoDrums]

@Z0mbieS1ayer Cubans are annoying as fuck.

[m1c000l]

they say what every american is thinking

[wookiedestroyer101]

I am surprised and offended that a large news organisation like CNN doesn't even know that the landmass at the bottom of the US is actually called mexico. I myself am from Mexico and I am going to write a very angry and hurtful letter to CNN.

[kirielvids]

@wookiedestroyer101 this is onion news network. its a parody news station. it is in no way real.

[fr0nage]

@wookiedestroyer101

0/10

[ineverrememberthese]

@wookiedestroyer101 I pray you troll :P

[Valiusification]

@wookiedestroyer101 Fail troll is fail.

[wookiedestroyer101]

@Valiusification u jelly bro?

[Valiusification]

@wookiedestroyer101 I am.

[wookiedestroyer101]

@Valiusification Lol that is pretty funny, just don't get to jealous of other people and their possesions. Remember the teachings of the bible and aspire to be a better person:)

[cyanmanta]

@wookiedestroyer101 I always remember those teachings in the bible that instruct everyone to burn neighboring cities, sacrifice goats, and stone adulteresses to death. Very inspiring words.

[h0rnd0917]

@Htiberian, no I meant commandment. Didn't you see the flash! I already know about the ammendment ruling that you can carry a gun at eye level

[AdmiralBetas]

@h0rnd0917 lol good memory

[h0rnd0917]

What was ruling on commandment?

[htiberian]

@h0rnd0917 You mean amendment, this isn't a theocracy.

[anonymousman555]

All the media in the United States lies to you, that is why you need to trust the Onion.

[bromixsr]

I am offended by *Title of current Onion News video* How can you people laugh at this, that's just rude? Why do they even hire these reporters, they should get fired. I am offended by *Title of current Onion News video*

SEE HOW DUMB IT SOUNDS TO ARGUE WITH FAKE NEWS!!!!!!

[aslacuentayya]

f* XD

[aslacuentayya]

conused people everywhere HURRAY!

[kookies86]

How do they git all the reporters?

[rsqizar]

Well looks like i live being 10 mins from dickinson

[NitsuaNaed]

or if that were the Astro Stadium getting ripped apart instead of that little hut thing we see hahaha

[Mankindfails]

You guys know there's another land mass above too, right ?

[Jonathanh1986]

As a American I want to personally thank that large land mass below us!

[marine5546]

LMAO @ big build up of dirt

[TheNoobiezz]

Now i know,

What did USA say to mexico?

Your disaster is my blessing ;)

[GoldAtheist]

@imjtblanton which media, the national or INTERnational media?

[imjtblanton]

@GoldAtheist I mean the American media.

[GoldAtheist]

@imjtblanton you dont see any connection between the american media reporting on americans dieing? you think they have to talk about EVERY single country, even though they are the AMERICAN media?

[GoldAtheist]

@imjtblanton So your pissed that the American media reports on America, but not on other countries?

[LobsterPotsticker]

@GoldAtheist it's a JOKE

and America does report on other countries

[GoldAtheist]

@LobsterPotsticker I know it does, but this guy thinks it doesnt, I'm just trying to point out his selfishness in thinking that every country has to report on his

[kockgunner]

@imjtblanton Because you are watching American media.

[imjtblanton]

@kockgunner Exactly, that's what I meant.

[prankcallz444]

@imjtblanton They would have been american's shortly. or just in america.

[burningsponge]

@imjtblanton well do they cover us?

and we're always up every countries ass with support after natural disasters. (japan, haiti, chile, etc etc etc...)

[cyanmanta]

@burningsponge Well, when you have more money than any country in the world, surprisingly nobody feels the need to donate their starvation wages to help your country recover. Those selfish Haitians, always putting their own survival ahead of America's comfort...

[burningsponge]

@cyanmanta we're not the richest country in the world, we're drowning in debt, we have wars going on overseas, and we still help nations like haiti, before other g20 nations feel the need to pitch in.

[cyanmanta]

@burningsponge True that our GOVERNMENT is drowning in debt; but there's still untold trillions of dollars in our private markets and such. We still produce an enormous GDP and have plenty of rich people and wealthy corporations that can contribute to such causes, on the rare occasions when they choose to.

[TheMohguy]

@imjtblanton thats because its american news other wise it would be world news im not saying i dont feel sorry for the people down in mexico im even part mexican

[m1c000l]

@imjtblanton yeah most Americans are to egocentric to care about other countries alot of the time

[Liliumforsth]

@imjtblanton Well do Mexicans care what happens in America you fucking idiot? What is it with these white people, do they constantly have to pander to you. There like the fucking nanny race. .

[Jcolinsol]

@Liliumforsth

At least they pay attention to other countries. That's the point.

I mean, are you honestly trying to argue that you shouldn't have to give a shit about human lives just because they're over some imaginary line in the sand? What the fuck is wrong with you, ya human waste?

[Liliumforsth]

@Jcolinsol Yeah sure thats what I implied, not caring about human lives ect. You fucking liar putting words in my mouth. . The point is, is who gives a fuck if another people in another country care about you or me? "I wouldn't be crying about it" Owww boo hoo the Mexicans didn't give enough media attention to us boo hoo hoo. Fuck off you fucking loser haha

[Jcolinsol]

@Liliumforsth

You're a racist from Iceland, I think that's revenge enough.

[Liliumforsth]

@Jcolinsol A racist from Iceland?? Really haha , ouch that really hurt my feelings. I don't know how I'm going to get through the day. . .

[Jcolinsol]

@Liliumforsth

Yeah, you don't have the common decency to be ashamed of yourself.

[Liliumforsth]

@Jcolinsol You mean ashamed because you called me a racist??

[Liliumforsth]

@Jcolinsol I'm not that insecure about myself or really feel the emotional need to pander to other people, , Thats probably your problem, being ashamed of yourself. . 

[murf69]

@Liliumforsth You're not in any position to call Jcolinsol a loser, trust me.

[Liliumforsth]

@murf69 What are you, he's wet nurse?

[animeflagger10]

@imjtblanton thats cuz ppl in mexico die all the time no one cares about mexicans

[coolnameize]

What the fuck is this? This is just retaaded! fuck =O

[poconoboy61]

"little hut thing we see" bwhahaha!

[viking977]

lol large hat

[raptros]

the onion rules xD

[Killur10]

This reminds me of that time when half a centimetre of snow fell in New Orleans.

[feetler]

This is funny. Although, IKE (parodied as Isaac) did hit Galveston & Houston in 2008, it was very much a high category 2 & did a little damage. The worst we got was power outage & flood damage. But, praise God, my family as well as my place weren't harmed a bit & my power was back on 2 hours after the storm had passed. My power was off 4 like 4 hours & that was it.

[darkforeverxy2]

mexico is a big pile of dirt..? Isn't that what texas is to :O xD

[Leopleuredon]

This is the best laugh I've had in a while.

[FreutLupe]

I see more people remarking on the offended people than actual offended people.

[leopogecko]

they just called mexico a big pile of dirt... -.- how rude

[Lamb00FGoD]

Hahah...I fucking love this.

[jsambition]

If people get offended then that means The Onion is doing its job.....which is to troll the hell out of unsuspecting viewers.=)

[NewTomorrow777]

My name is Isaac. XD

[AXBHRemastered]

I'm half Mexican and half White, 100% American. And I will say this, I laughed, am not offended, and would love if this happened to Mexico, only if no one was harmed, and Mexico sank beneath the sea.

[RDBeatnik]

@AXBHRemastered Mexican is a nationality, not an ethnicity or race.

[AXBHRemastered]

@RDBeatnik I wasn't using it as a term for an ethnicity, I was using Mexican as a classification. You should've been able to put two and two together. 

[DudeGamer8]

I hope I got offended by ONN...

[realmadrid1923]

fuk u all fukin gringos viva mexico putos

[Badtreewater]

@realmadrid1923 Mow my lawn.

[savagekiller99]

@realmadrid1923 how much to trim the hedges ?

[Kokomokox]

@realmadrid1923 Hahaha you got offended by a satirical comedic video which is obviously "fake" by e-tard definition. Shows how smart you dirty spics are.

[RDBeatnik]

@Kokomokox You seem like a pleasent human being, using ethnic slurs.

[WalterStudiosPro]

Sandbar for America

[gunslinger713]

Im glad it hit mexico because i live in Houston but i am also glad that it hit the vacation spots because my parents live in the middle of mexico

[renemy2]

@gunslinger713 I can't tell if you're serious....

[18p324]

Sad thing is half of the people in America don't know that funnel looking thing is actually Mexico

[CrzyAsianGuy]

@18p324 Don't lie, they do. They just don't realize millions cross over the border from Mexico to US every year. That's the sad part.

[Heliosphan15]

with every onion news video, i always scroll down to see how many people got offended

[illisanantexico]

@Heliosphan15 : you and me both! lol... some people are just looking for the opportunity to get offended and the Onion does them a favor and makes it that much easier for them! lol... The Onion doesn't target anyone in particular they poke fun at the everyone equally... no one is exempt

[Heliosphan15]

@illisanantexico

the humour of it is on par with the actual video. i salute you good sir!

[Tavorick]

@Heliosphan15 me too lol

[AINGELPROJECT667]

@Heliosphan15

Check out their video about soccer being gay. It's amazing that so many people would get butthurt over a damn sport.

[fads90]

That big build up of dirt: its uzbekistan right?

[MrTrovang]

Gotta be thankful for that big buildup of dirt to the south LOL

[cookiemodern23]

@darthchess I think its Argentina.

[raptros]

@cookiemodern23 No, I think Argentina must not be talked about as Giganotosaurus once walked that place. so we should respect this awesome giant's home land god bless the ancient beasts that unfortunately are no more.

[WhipLash42o]

wish i worked for the onion, its gotta be like one of the coolest jobs ever :(

[BarbaraMParis]

LOL haha

[miguel92996]

lmao this is funny as fuck and im mexican



[EDDlEMEDUZA]

@miguel92996 Good that you don't get angry.

[DarthChess]

What is that country? I think it's Brazil right?

[friedmanism2]

@DarthChess really... ru joking or ru seroius

[DarthChess]

@friedmanism2 Yeah, might be something else though like Cuba, you'd have to get an Atlas or something.

[DarkLord501Z]

@DarthChess I think its Afrika

[vidviewer401]

What is that 'hook shaped' landmass anyway? I've never heard of it.

[gobo760]

@vidviewer401 I can only assume it must be China, since most of my stuff says it's made there and it looks like a pretty big land mass, just right for making low-cost appliances, toys, and other merchandise.

[TheComputerMaster]

yay i live in San Antonio Texas So.. BOO YA That *land mass thing* is Mexico LMFAO im mexican and love the part where it says San Antonio OH YEA ALAMO FTW

[EnvySC2]

@TheComputerMaster You make us look bad. 

[TheComputerMaster]

@EnvySC2 lol

[PennyWisee14]

this is great

[Davisrullzs]

You could say that America... jumped the shark!

[bosniancristianorona]

hahahahahahahhahahaha

[tomkkkkk]

SUCH FANTASTIC ACTORS! LOVE THE ONION!

[underscorex5]

Beautiful! The ignorant are grateful;the clever, amused

[liquidk9]

Watching through all of Onion's videos... I love how they keep putting ringing cell phones in the background, so lifelike :P

[underscorex5]

@liquidk9 it's sad that I wasn't fully aware of the deliberacy of that until you pointed it out. Wow.

[gan0nsl4y3r]

i love this

[hugoestr]

I am Mexican, and I like this video because it shows what jerks American newscasters are. :)

[Shoguhn]

@hugoestr You do realize this is a joke right? Don't tell me there are no parodies on America in Mexico either.

[hugoestr]

@Shoguhn Yeah, this is a joke: American TV newscasters are often insensitive towards other people's plight. The people who don't get the real joke are those who think that this is an commentary on Mexico; this a commentary on the US. :)

[Ylviste]

@Shoguhn The onion news mostly make fun of America and Americans, just so you know.

[Shoguhn]

@Ylviste Your right, but this one can be seen both ways.

[GmodMan4Life]

@hugoestr This is a joke, you know that right?

[MysteryHacker2]

@hugoestr LMFAO mexican kid living in a hut. By the way what do you call that large mass of land you live on?

[hugoestr]

@MysteryHacker2 Virginia ;)

[ahyhijooooo]

@MysteryHacker2 WTF

[kirby6565]

Thank You God for putting that land mass and hopefully the other landmasses to the east can protect us.

[TheCrawler333]

What's mexico?

[RKO21893]

Lol, They don't know what "Mexico" is.

[spiceuvlife]

@RKO21893 What the fuck is a Mexico.

[Kamisa]

American Airlines introduces $15 "not plummeting to a fiery death" charge!

Onion FTW!!!

[MrSafetymeeting]

I knew that worthless strip of land would come in handy some day.

[AutobotLover]

@MrSafetymeeting

yeah i know right

[MrSafetymeeting]

@AutobotLover that's no fun. People are supposed to get offended

[AutobotLover]

@MrSafetymeeting

I'm not I thought it was funny

[Uvangren]

"the Onion News Network Live 365 Total Weather Coverage Super-Tower"...

sounds pretty freaking awesome!

[guerra6726]

im from corpus :D

[Eirexeyes]

hahaha love this... awesome!!!

[Awesomeduud]

XD. They don't know that Mexico exists. XD

[FeanorKelsick]

lolol



[tylerprime1]

hey, somebody's seen the Onion Movie!!!

[p0tazzium]

The Onion has some really subtle, brilliant humor.. very unique compared to most of the things today. I love it.

[Davisrullzs]

Live 365?... That's the radio database i'm listening to right now! DEJA VU

[mtnbikerET]

@Davisrullzs Thats not what Deja Vu means.

[lostindiancamp]

That is hilarious. 

[thehornypuppy]

Fuck you Onion...that was my city ;__;

[smoke10108]

@thehornypuppy its fake dumb ass

[thehornypuppy]

@smoke10108 Say it ain't so!!! The onion would never put something that is not real...they're the most credited news network out there!

¬¬ HATER!

[Ghettobusters2]

@thehornypuppy Yes all of Onion news is REAL!

A Gypsy psychic told me so. She also told me Onion news put a curse on me. It ended up costing me $20k for her to remove it.

I tried suing Onion for doing that to me but lost.

Can all of those that I helped prove Onion news is real please send me money to help get me out of this trailer park and back in a home?

[guerra6726]

@thehornypuppy lawl

[MEGABOINK65]

LMAO i'am not mexican, but god bless them!!

[BigMacFury]

@MEGABOINK65 its fake lol

[MEGABOINK65]

@BigMacFury i know is fake but still,  just that it could happend the hurricane i mean. lol

[KDALove]

This video pokes fun at many meteorologists who actually do express a bit of relief when a hurricane hits other parts of the world rather than the United States. This video on The Onion might be funny, but if you look beyond the humor, there is a subtle social commentary going on in their videos. I love you Onion.

[rnolan96]

Instead of this hut thing we're seeing looooooooool XD

[Sauron012]

'I guess we can be thankful for that big buildup of dirt down there.' I lol'd. :)

[OutsidrArtst]

53 Americans didn't understand why this was funny.

[DasGreenCow]

What is a mexican? I thought that was a type of food.

[ConsumptionMayCause]

@DasGreenCow a miserable little pile of secrets!

[falloffacliff]

@DasGreenCow no its a country

[DaNsEb1337]

"its in south america"

"you mean texas?"

[Ashwolf00]

God bless America!.....and nowhere else lol

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

Thank goodness for that hook shaped area!

[joelcarb]

I'm Mexican and i don't like it........fucking onion news motherfuckers....

[Indextic]

@joelcarb They're not fucking making fun of Mexico, you idiot. They're making fun of Americans who think America is the only thing that matters.

[joelcarb]

@Indextic I don't care who they are making fun of, u little piece of shit, I don't like My country to be used as a joke to entertain pussies like you.

[Indextic]

@joelcarb Let's try this again. They're using Mexico to make fun of America, not Mexico. Stop getting butthurt over it.

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@Indextic it can be taken eithor way

[Indextic]

@ericsyutubeaccount ... if you're an idiot, yes

[dna610]

@joelcarb wow testy testy all the jokes here are kinda morbid do you know how many people they have made fun of XD don't be so upset at this just because u feel special like nothing else they have made fun of was wrong XD