Dave Chappelle - Killing Them Softly

[justkilledit21]

his white guy voice is priceless hahaha

[JJStuffEngineering]

Every time i see him my "slang" gets better and dirtier xD

[2003peeweenme]

I think he's hilarious!! I like him and watch him whenever I can!



[Darthfuel]

Does somebody know the name of the song at the beginning ?

Oh yeah and..

Dave you rule !!!!!!

[lKrazylKid]

@Darthfuel dmx - party up

[Darthfuel]

@lKrazylKid Thanks man .

I Apreciate it :)

[infamousfame88]

KONY 2012!!...search it...see for yourself.

[fgraiderfan]

"hello we got 5 black... hello" LMFAO!

[MenkaRSgaming]

obama shoudl watch the president part lol

[randomheroyo]

@hatoburekasatajoi just relax,

[JCbanks71]

U are wearing a whores uniform

Lolololol ;D

[ZiozTovii]

Gun store, liquor store, gun store, liquor store-

BITCH, where the fuck you takin me?!

[supaawesomeflyinshit]

he's eyes are glossy as fuck!!!! = hes stoned as fuck !

[FaRtBoMb42]

Why did all the men stand up after he said "I'll suck yo dick"?

That was a little sus lol.

[RODILLASEXPLOSIVAS]

I wanna meet the baby

[samyazza23]

His voice impressions are cool and the buildups and lines are great, but - and it's every goddamn show - 95% of the time he speaks about whiteys and niggahs. If he changed the freaking topic once in a while, he'd tear the roof off.

[Obliviongatekeeper]

@samyazza23 Don't fix what aint broken :P

[ILoveUsAinAllway]

He's the best !!

[CliffemAll1983]

lmao i love his white person voice:)

[johnnayle]

Brilliant!

[fread51]

damn shit;s to funny

[sonicoliver]

Amazing how the race stuff has dated so much...

[Rizals313]

GOTTA LOVE CHAPPELLE!! However i wonder how the audience would react i he were WHITE saying all that he did LOOL.

Chappelle will always be chappelle though: plain awesome/talent.

[cal31BRIAN23]

Thats how i talk see murrrrrrrrrrrr

[TheCoope109]

i swear i watch this everyday now... "get out of the way Grouch!" Its sooooo funny bc we do think that! Happy Monday people, zip it up and zip it out!

[healthhavencom]

some the best stand up ever

[MANGUERA7]

help!!!! help!!!! motherfucker, they are coming to get me hahahahaha DAVE you are the best

[twoweeksapart]

BITCH! I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN! XD

[sampleforyou]

only the first two minutes, i m pissing myself.. lol

[yugoxgc]

Lol awesome show but 1 thing cracked me up, near end he just mentioned a thong contest and there was that 1 dude going: "YEEEEEEESSSS!!!"... WTH?? that guy had to be single for years

[FrAiLDubStEP]

Hey whats the song in the beggining?

[Orangesocksburst]

@FrAiLDubStEP DMX up in here

[BigHairyBalls3000]

Gabriel Iglacias really sucks... I like his personality and he seems like a nice guy but his show and jokes are really bad and can't watch more then 5 minutes of him

[lildoggweaver1]

i want to have "I'm not fluffy I'm fat" on here

[handiendi]

Bitch ma family is here. Lmao

[AnonymousWhitePerson]

Hilarious!



[NeoGeneticPage]

let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here

[owningops]

sounds like he's high

[Numba1Snowwy]

"Sprinkle some crack on him Johnson" lol funny ass shit!

[toredtobluetoblack]

dave we need to talk

...FUCK

[HatoburekaSutajio]

50 seconds. That's how long it takes for him to say something racist. Beautiful.

[1Kill2Mauls]

@HatoburekaSutajio hes black hes aloud to say rascist stuff.

[HatoburekaSutajio]

@1Kill2Mauls

FUCK YOU. And fuck everyone else with the same mentality as you.

Racism is already a horrible, demeaning, and segregating idea, but to allot it's acceptability to a certain race is a whole other level of stupidity ENTIRELY.

NO ONES "allowed" discrimination you dumb sack of shit, it's unethical and offensive no matter who the fuck you are.

I hope you get dragged under a bus, you scumbag.

[MrTitzmagee]

@HatoburekaSutajio calm down dude. you're probably white... this is why black people take advantage of the racial issue because of your left wing liberalism. get over yourself buddy

[brief1226]

@HatoburekaSutajio Racist? Not by a long shot...Funny? YUP...Go watch Louis CK if you need to feel better, he talks about black people...I'm not sure though, because it's pretty obvious you cannot take a simple joke.

[HatoburekaSutajio]

@brief1226

Tell me what YOU think the definition of racism is.

[HatoburekaSutajio]

@brief1226

Or better yet, go learn about it before you talk or stupidly laugh at what's not funny.

Calling out a group of people based solely on their race to comment on their behavior is a segregating generalization. It's also discrimination, which is by extension, racism.

This brand of humor only boldens the lines of seperation between the races by reinforcing the idea that people should be treated differently because of the color of their skin.

And it's sickening.

Blocked.

[MrTitzmagee]

@HatoburekaSutajio damn dude why would you watch dave chappelle if you feel that way... its funny get over it bro

[HatoburekaSutajio]

@MrTitzmagee

I'm sorry to inform you that anything you were going to say is invalidated by your username.

[MrTitzmagee]

@HatoburekaSutajio you have no authority to say who's opinion is valid or invalid. we are on a public site where the bill of rights gives me the right to say what i wish... so with that said fuck off and have a nice fucking day ;)

[MrTitzmagee]

@HatoburekaSutajio then don't watch it dipshit.... stop being an asshole and find something else to do other than spreading your liberal bullshit

[theknux10]

"Ooh nice Porsche" "Gotcha bitch!"

[andrewtregoning]

@theknux10 that phrase has entered my everyday speech, genius.

[XxDJGengarxX]

@theknux10 "If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box... he wouldn't buy a house"

[MrStew18]

whats song at start i cant find it please help me out :D

[theknux10]

@MrStew18 DMX - Party up in here :)

[CaliMango979]

@MrStew18 DMX - Party Up

[MrStew18]

@CaliMango979 thank you :)

[LameDudesSniper]

get it together grouch :D

[LameDudesSniper]

not wanna be racist but damn look at all those black poeple

[IMalycious]

''Hey baby!!!'' LMAOOO!!!

[Kelzzz73getlikeme]

26 People Didnt get killed softly lol

[ClevelandBrownies40]

ZIP IT UP.. AND ZIP IT OUT!

Ugh.. allllright... zippity doo-dah, bye bye!

[imaxx21]

its only showing my views...

[brouhahabob]

@imaxx21 For an almost hour video? Is that you Chuck Norris?

[MrStreetballer5]

OH MY GOOD I JUST DIED

[GreenTaurosGuy]

45:15 lmao what a foresight.

[IGotGhettoSwag123]

This is some funny ass shit!!!!

[MyLittlePonyAddict]

Why do you all have to fight just calm your nipples and watch the damn video if not then gtfo

[C3Geltonz]

Hello. We have 5 black pe... Hello?

[TheRaleyman]

lol i love his white guy voice

[AddiRiVeR808]

"See you gotta take the pussy like Pepe"

[BlueAscendence]

Chappelle is funny, but he rips off Chris Rock like 2 or 3 times in this.

[phenomenalclassic93]

jealousy!

[ElWhytie]

I wanna meet this Chip guy, he sounds insane!

[beanthene]

David . . . we need to talk

FUCK!

[skeen1210]

barack obama 1st black president looool watch out

[MrPooToob]

I listened to this without watching it while falling asleep. You will find that chapelle cannot enunciate any of his words. It's all mumbling except when he imitates white people. Chris rock I could understand everything. Chapel sucks IMO

[skeen1210]

@MrPooToob you obviously don't know funny.

[THELYRICALTMAN]

53:39 my favorite part

[sop953]

Wtf is wrong with my iPhone? Got the right title, got the right comment tab but I got the wrong video playing!

[acenace24]

"When racism works out for black people....it happens rarely, but it is sweet"

And thats how Obama was elected

[TheRdeng]

Soo funny

[laayloow]

i always wanna watch this till the end but the "Worlds Greatest News Anchor" seduces me every time and i end up at the titty part of youtube...

[116wanderer]

@laayloow FULL SCREEN THE VIDEO AND SMOKE A COUPLE JOINTS TILL YOU CANT REMEMBER HER LOL

[mclal]

@laayloow lol

[RECONxxxMARINE]

I LOL'd when the guy screamed YES! when Dave mentioned the "thong contest."

[2pacslimshady]

Dave Chappelle got the biggest feet i've ever seen..daaayum look at those shoes! xD

[reny78]

Dave is amazing !

[xOXChimeraXOx]

WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND SERIOUSLY! no one will ever reach Dave's level of epic comedy! man I so wish he can make at least one more stand up! just one more Dave!

[xOXChimeraXOx]

CHIP DON'T DO IT!!! but it was too late :'(

[MrMrSouthphilly]

is it just me or does anyone else no eactly wat hes gonna say but still laugh hard as fuck

[ThrowablesFTW]

@MrMrSouthphilly i've seen this about 30 times. and remember when i first seen the second half of this on Bell TV.... then spent 3 months tryin to find it on the interent

[SouldieRR]

@MrMrSouthphilly I know this one word for word and I still laugh my ass off!!!!!



[GuyWalker1219]

stop talking like what copper thats how i talk see XD

[johnalbritton1985]

why is dave chappelle's laugh for a white man always sound like a count dracula laugh?

[MrZedsey]

I Didnt Know We Couldn't Do That.

[ThePooppantsman]

Chip rocks Im white and I dont dare to do that.

[onyeka5]

Dave Chappelle Killed 24 people softly.

[iamJohnthefisherman]

"we're not gonna take it!"

[IcelanDestri]

"that first nigga beta watch out" Obama..he was talking to you

[salvi1979]

10:21-10:41 is a hell of white man's voice impression and mannerisms LOL!!

[edhardy604]

i snuck in the club ni**ga....i got that weed if ya need me... just pat her on the ass & i'll come out...LOL!!

[cmatthewb103]

And it's 480? Fuck yes!

[PointlessX]

Come here little nigga baby, mwah !! :))

[802wolves]

Bitch I live in a fucking trash can!

[jwhamilton79]

SORRY WHITE PEOPLE DAVE IS A RACEST,i like him to but i think he hates us you cant bunch all white people up in to one it aint right. dave let all the racest crap go and it will all go away its up to us we have to stick together the gov dont want that so stick it to them with LOVE FOR ALL YOUR FELLOW MAN

[MetalXDFreak]

@jwhamilton79 Dave actually does that... his jokes are racist, but he also makes fun of black people, he is a man of peace... he loves everybody... he is not racist, every comedian makes racist jokes...

[XxDJGengarxX]

@MetalXDFreak exactly and besides he's been with all kind of people and hangs out with all races so can u really call him racist??? if he's racist on whites why does he have a white friend???

[878344yrr44r4ryryryy]

@XxDJGengarxX exactly but also anyone who calls him racist is stupid cause he has white people in the audince and jame lipton asked him to host his show for him on inside the actors studio :)

besides i love people who can make jokes about everyone and keep you laughing cause that a true genuis right there :)

i men look at pryor, murphy, kinison and hicks they did no holds barred and kicked ass at it

[johnalbritton1985]

@878344yrr44r4ryryryy so true man, you can tell you racist comics from the ones that arent, dave chappelle isnt racist, he makes fun of black ppl too! lol

[eplstar947010]

@XxDJGengarxX and he is a quarter white

[SleepySleepyDwarf7]

@jwhamilton79 Dude. You're drunk.

[ReggaeMusic3]

@jwhamilton79 jiberish

[Mannyfrom213]

@jwhamilton79 Your a fucking idiot.... Difference between racism and overgeneralization he might imply all white people do something the same but simply saying that does not make you racist idiot. Hating someone or condemning them for being a certain color is.

[vegastjg]

@Mannyfrom213 It's "you're" a fucking idiot not "your" YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

[LaserTaquitos]

dave: hey baby.. baby go home man it's three oclock in the morning what the fuck you doing up

baby: i'm selling weed nigga

dave: OH SHIT..... let me get two bags

[blatantlyable]

YES!!!!! 54:55

[drkstr7]

I love you for uploading this

[MajorSorlien]

It somehow sounds a little funnier on tv when it's censored.

[bob4oto23]

41:00 I love how Chappelle high fived that guy !!! Epic showman !

[KillaKKiiru]

@bob4oto23 happens again at 49:13

[yondaime4000]

haha he sounds like Tom DuBois from The Boondocks when he does his white guy voice

[way2kute4enimies]

Does anybody know how to download these movies from youtube and put them in iPod format?

[ByTheGram]

@way2kute4enimies vdownloader

[utubesux222]

@way2kute4enimies keepvid(dot)com

[utubesux222]

@way2kute4enimies copy past the url into the box, hit download, wait for it to load (you might need to update java), and then right click save target as for MP4 in blue (should work with your ipod if it's mp4) and download.

[utubesux222]

@way2kute4enimies otherwise Zamzar(dot)com, except they'll go through email.

[ahyeaman]

richard pryor white voice

[TheNIGHTCREED13]

white guys go to him fo voice lessons

[pro353]

@TheNIGHTCREED13 llololololo

[MrBlueRockstar]

thank you guys for putting up the WHOLE full stand up

[4evargraffiti]

Haha i love his white guy voice

[neversaysomething]

45:10 He's Talkin about Obama. haha

[trayniddy]

thanks for postin this man foreal

[xiscolinho]

genius

[Blairskirock]

@93everything

Same. Like my friend'll be like following a girl and ill be like "mmmm nigga, five to 10"

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

Who is George Bush, Jr.?

[ApocolypseSB]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic are you serious

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@ApocolypseSB You must be black...

George H. W. Bush

George W. Bush

Who is George Bush, Jr?

[hallzywood]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic You must be American...

George H.W. Bush (Father)

George W. Bush (Son) aka George Bush Jr.

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@hallzywood You are fucking dumb. They must be exact. They are not.

[hallzywood]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic I know, thats why Jr. isn't on his birth certificate. But... you are fucking dumb, because jr has been his nickname, given to him by his father, since he was a child. Its well documented. Thanks for coming out though

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@hallzywood You are the idiot here. If his nickname is "Junior" then one must call him "Junior". Not "George Bush, Jr". You fucking idiot.

[hallzywood]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic Haha ok nigga. Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr, Hank Williams III. None of them have the same name. But thats what they called them. Take the stick outta your ass, smoke a j, and shut the fuck up

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@hallzywood Don't get mad at me because most black people are stupid. They were called niggers for a reason... :)

[hallzywood]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic haha if you actually know why black people were called niggers i'll be suprised you dumb nigga

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@hallzywood No, I have no idea. I only had to hear about it every God Damn February while I was in school.

[2010raquan]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic fuck you, you fuckin racist. i hope you get hit by a big ass bus

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@2010raquan Can the bus be made out of pillows?

[2010raquan]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic no it can be made out of stones bitch.

[airilove17]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic Just like you are called a cracker, honky, snowflake, peckerwood, pigmegtated skin disease bastards, cottage cheese, bologna smelling pigs, white devils should I continue?

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@airilove17 That's all fine by me. I'll be anything but a nigger!

[airilove17]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic I'm glad you had accept all I said to you. I'm glad we are on the same page. Let me say this to you. You made be proud to be called all those names I called you because you have no respect for yourself, and sure keep calling me nigger because by the end of the day you only making my day a whole lot better. For you to take your waste of breathe to call people niggers,I dear you to walk up to the next black ppland call them that and guess what will happen.

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@airilove17 I didn't call you a nigger. But you sure are acting like one... :)

[airilove17]

@airilove17 but you still saying the word like you are referring it to me, and please give me your definition of a nigger?

[dody30000]

@airilove17 an ignorant person dont matter if they are white or black

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@airilove17 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You fucking idiot! You replied to your own comment.... HAHAHAHAHA!

[airilove17]

@UntilWeMeetAgainVic Yes that was MY MISTAKE unlike you I admit my mistakes and you can keep on laughing because I hope the next time you laugh a lung will pop out you damn mouth. Ha Ha Ha. Now laugh to that bitch.Can you feel your lungs?