Emo Assault Squadron 2

[ShadowManV3]

Someone should make a Punk Assault Squadron. Oh wait they dont have to cuz punk is dead haha

[sethprevatte]

this one is even more retarded than the last one

[bvb1asking]

i hate you guys but twat waffle was funny but still ho fuck yourself

[OpaqueAcre]

I used to laugh at stuff like this...then I took some time to think, ate cereal, and laughed some more.

[Armag01]

You know the only thing missing that would make this perfect is beating the shit outa juggalos.

[THATDUDE178]

Before judging other people you should look at yourself in a mirror

[Jacen436987]

@THATDUDE178 stfu faggot, i'm gonna kill you and your entire family for fun

[mplsPunk96]

We'll give you somthing to cry about hahahahahaha

[2012PeroxidePrincess]

This is wrong.

[dontjugemeloveme]

hahhahaha lmao!!

[emosadboi]

U HIT THE GIRL I WILL PUT U IN JALL FOR MORE THEN THAT

[dontjugemeloveme]

@emosadboi hahaha do you know the girl...lmao!!

[boredbranflakes]

Anyone know what song is at 4:00?

[TheSTDStudios]

You should get cut up. Just for wearing that candy-ass red and black wannabe punk hair.

[Laughingnahga]

Leave the hipsters alone. I won't have anyone to snark about the latest issue of Vice magazine with if you put them all in traction. :-( Why don't you go after Juggalos instead? They can't even be bothered to look up how magnets work.

[galanopouloc]

I would like to see some dignity LOL

[catsbats92]

fake emos stop making these videos they are offensive to me and many others

[com4tablyXnumb]

@catsbats92 Should we call the waaaaaaaaambulance?

[emoprincess13131313]

Is it just me or do the arm bands look like natzi bands? O_o

[beautifulbrittany013]

This upsets me very much. I am not emo/scene..., I am an individual and I don't like labels... I have a normal hair cut and I wear areopostale skinny jeans and yes I do shop at hot topic

But it doesn't mean I'm like everybody else...IM NOT JUST ANOTHER FACE IN THE CROWD!

Like if you agree!;D

[EmoAngel223]

fuk u

[DerParasit666]

Awesome :) "I got a 242" hahaha :D

[fargone164]

my school is the only school with black emos i did not thank it was possible.

[KatieKatHorror]

I had a question for you guys. What would you suggest to someone who is wanting to buy a pre-90's hearse? I've been looking a whole bunch of places, but most of the ones I've found were very recent ones (very much out of my price range). If anyone has any advice, just let me know.

[t3hdr3w]

i almost sparkled in my panties

[KickYourAssTomorrow]

Sparkled in my panties XDDDDD!!



[14sJakeB190]

Hipster vs Emo vs Twilight fan girl?



[xMINIxSTIGx]

Love the hair and that hearse is just awesome ! *sparkled in my panties* I am using that !!

[TheDeatharcana]

It seems that I'm gonna need to use some reverse psychology on my gf since I overused my credit cards with fucking emo thirst... What? I was depressed >.>

[divinegod102]

So where can I get a copy of the application?

[xXbloodcandyXx18]

I give yuu something tew cry about

[bradshawtroy420]

WE NEED A COUNTER EMO ASSAULT SQUADRON!

[lololer8888]

@bradshawtroy420

try the alternatives,

[MetalMilitiaTROOP96]

Twat Waffles...

[jasonledyard1]

It'll take more than those those two to clean up all of the hipsters in Brooklyn

[DOGOFWAR777]

@jasonledyard1

I own a shotgun. Let's do this.

[AtholAnderson]

@jasonledyard1 Thats why they invented automatic weapons

[72sharkus]

@jasonledyard1 i got a .50 cal and a shotgun. lets do this LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MandyMurderface]

I <3 Emo Assault Squadron xD this makes me laugh my ass off like none other ^_^

[JARED4987]

Emos are such cry babies.

[jerredbiahhfan]

Fuck u stupid mother fuckers I'm emo so Wht ur gonna kick my ass

[Runnersfree]

@jerredbiahhfan yes XD

[MrWolfieNuno]

@jerredbiahhfan Fuck yea!! Imma sign my ass up and then i'll give you something to cry about lil bitch!

[AsHtOn2520]

go fuck ur selfs u mother fuckers. you guys probly live in ur moms basments. go find a wife mother fucker. you dont know what its like to be emo. u dont know the pain.

[Runnersfree]

@AsHtOn2520 HAHAHAHAHAAH! your so stereotypical ROFL

[vidEOkid12345]

@AsHtOn2520 Lol, this is just an entertainment video dude, no need to go all emo freak on us

[CorvusCorpseater]

Where can i buy the armband

[zacwashere2007]

I fucking love Emo Assault Squadron, but that cop with the spiky hair really needs to shave his head.

[Fireblaze15]

@zacwashere2007 His hair is freakin awesome. idk whatcha talkin about.

[DOGOFWAR777]

"Twat waffle."

I'm using this now.

[dancannibal]

i have one problem it seems a bit fashist like as you have the red arm band on the same arm as the nazi

[xxBarathakxx]

@deathfascination

I don't.

[GlowStickRaver66]

I hope you guys like punk rockers :D

[IndieCharge]

@GlowStickRaver66 punk rockers and goths are chill hah dont you know the cycle?

[JulianSmells]

You need to expand your efforts to include emo and scene chicks, god they are so annoying

[IHEARTRICKROLLS]

The only thing I really dont understand is why people call "emo" kids pussies. My friends and I have been called "emo" before and we wont hesitate to kick someones ass who fucking deserves it. Plus, "emo" people fucking jump into a crowd of people and mosh (for everyone whos too worried about being popular and doing everything their favorite rappers and actors do) moshing is basically BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE AND GETTING THE CRAP BEATEN OUT OF YOU, and when youre done you walk.

[JulianSmells]

@IHEARTRICKROLLS Moshing isn't getting the crap beating out of you, you emo remtard. Moshing in people running at and pushing each other and having some fun whilst some decent metal plays, not faggy escape the fate or my chemical romance. The pits you are talking about are emo pits, where people spin their arms around like douchebags because they think it makes them look cool. Emos beating the crap out of someone? PAHAHA! Everyone knows the only people they harm is themselves.

[96JessaSaur]

Oh and a tip for you 'emo' kids, calling yourself emo, is calling yourself a poser. Losers

[96JessaSaur]

All you are stupid first of all.Being 'emo' is a word, not a style, its short for emotional you idiot.Rockabilly is also stupid.. I get called emo cause i have purple hair, yet im called a prep cause i am girly... So what? Grow up, its so stereotypical for all of you to argue over nothing.. and if your depressed does not mean your emo, it means your depressed... its common sense.

[xxBarathakxx]

Fuck you all. You say emos try to get attention by kissing other guys. I'm emo, and there's no way in hell I'd EVER kiss another guy. Also you have NO FUCKING CLUE what it's like to be depressed. And you have no room to talk about hair when yours is as gay as fuck as that.

[deathfascination]

@xxBarathakxx Just because you're depressed doesn't mean you have to look like a goth-transvestite.

[PLPskalleywag]

Twatwaffle....I learned a new word today.

[WinstonChuchhill]

these guys shoulda teamed up with municipal waste or fueled by fire

[electrikwafflez]

Stupid twat waffles that oppose the S.O.R.P. team! Everyone hates emo kids.

[SuperAlex198]

I'm emo and your asses need to shut the fuck up

[iiiSK8orDI3iii]

OmegaBooshGaming ... either that was a poor joke or you just genuinely suck at life, both are possible ...

[marcgacke]

u twat waffle made me rofl

[YoitevsKira]

You guys are fucking pathetic. Why bash on a trend mostly surrounded by kids? You're basically hurting children, dude. Fucking piece of shit >_>

[mrxcal123]

Fuck these guys there not beating me

[TrooAssassin]

SHIT !!!

[OmegaBooshGaming]

It has been brought to my attention that there will be a major emo/scene faggot gathering. It is known as the Warped Tour. I will be doing some undercover vigilante work there. I hope I see you guys while I'm kicking all the emo and scene kids' asses that I possibly can. If anybody reads this, please come and help me. Taking on emos and scenes when they're alone is easy. But when they're in a group it is near impossible to take them all down. Just look at what happened to Agent Sage.

[AGraveman]

i fucking love this!



[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@88Metallica *family guy obvious humor guy*HAHA! its funny becuase you're a self proclaimed poseur who listens to metalica(the number one band of poseurs).

[TheRailbaron]

Doesn't their music sound like the beginning of the ''A-TEAM'' theme?

[imperivmhyperborivm]

emo hair may be copied from glam metal hair, but glam metal hair is way cooler. it doesn't cover one eye and it is METAL

[WaffleTorturer]

I'm not sure you have the right to call anyone a twatwaffle with hair like that.

[Vend1cator91]

omg they are racist in us !

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@Vend1cator91  I don't think you know what any of those words you just used mean.

[JulianusFlavius1]

Have you considered having phisical, not-internet shops sell your clothes? It's just that I can tell they're the exact sort of thing I'd buy on impulse... I'm like that with hilarious shirts (even though I usually wear longcoats so no-one ever sees them haha)

[archxnight]

Sign me the FUCK UP!

[danbuga69]

i need to see some dignity lmfao xD

[RaineVengeance]

That hearse is one sweet ass looking ride....how do I apply to be on the squad? lol

[vampiremonster0]

So Were all worried about Emos When Theres Twlight Fan girls out there D<

[vampiremonster0]

///.> I Think I'll make a Punk Assault squad .....I dunno you people beat up emos cuse your bored so why cant emos beat up punks when we are bored.....

[raptorking9]

@vampiremonster0 Because emos are fucking retarded.

[vampiremonster0]

@raptorking9 Well how do you know that Do you know any emos o.o?

[raptorking9]

@vampiremonster0 I do. And they're fucktarded.

[vampiremonster0]

@raptorking9  And What did any Emo do too you >3>

[raptorking9]

@vampiremonster0 I was assaulted by an emo for calling 'it' a wanker.

[SuperUsernameperson]

Why can't everybody dress a certain way and be a normal person? Seeing people (even ADULTS) fight or complain over stuff like this gets old. Play nice kids.

[badzombie1]

You twat waffle!!

[WeBelongD3AD]

Making America A little less gay..One..emo at a time :)

Emo kids fuck off.

[bijiu101]

lllaaaammmmeee .....

[Jakegothicsnake]

Girl's sparkling in their knickers???? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!>_<

[HisInfernalMajesty32]

"YOU TWAT WAFFLE!'' LMFAO XD

[dexterme]

EAS... looks more like the SS

[iiiSK8orDI3iii]

Stop getting pissed off you guys. Its just a video ... have a sense of humor

[iiiSK8orDI3iii]

Twat waffle!? LMFAO that's great

[Azoicum]

EMO free: sterilization of the bitches and no womb vaccination

[rawrximaxtoaster]

This sucks

[redbrixeli]

omg its the ghostbusters mobile...well ..sorta lawlz cats.

[DestaviaDrixMortrika]

LMFAO!!!!!! "YOU TWAT WAFFLE"

[xxsexyemodudexx]

with people like this the world will never be a better place

[Frenchie158]

ahahahahah i love both these videos lmao

[StationsOfTheCrass]

"My corny alt subculture is ok, but yours isn't. My silly haircut is ok, but yours isn't. " Gotcha.

[MrPanda1167]

hummmm >_> it is kinda funny but also fucked up >_>hummmm...waffles any one =^_^=

[CiscoTheMan]

@AlanNekroman Exactly. Punks have been around before emo was even an idea. Unfortunately, the guys in This video are Goth, not punk:( I know Zachary. Anyway, all the little emos that are commenting on this saying 'stop being so judgemental, fuck you guys, boo hoo.' Its called a joke, learn to laugh at yourself,thats part of the reason why NO ONE RESPECTS YOU!

[CyberVsWolverine]

is "hello kitty katty" a dude?

[AtomicSpaceRitual777]

fuck off fascists

[HelloKittyKatty11]

YOUR HATING ON US, EMOS BECAUSE WE HAVE A SENSE OF STYLE AND YOU HAVING NOTHING! COME AND GET ME LITTLE FUCKERS!

[CannibalFr3ak323]

@AlanNekroman fucking sterotypes/labels man!

it's not right to be hating someone else just because of the way they look we are not aliens we are not wild animals we are human beings get that straight

[MunchiesBitchezz]

@AlanNekroman soo true haha

[aidenmccloskey]

@AlanNekroman thank you! i'm a fan of the 80s hair metal. my hair is naturally black. i don't know how many townies mistake my hair for 'emo hair.' it's fucking sickening. listening to Motley Crue and someone walks past and goes 'look there's an emo' brings my piss to a boil. i stopped wearing skinny jeans for that reason too.

[Morbidjeff666]

@AlanNekroman get em lol

[gotthkid2]

@AlanNekroman i'm sure metalheads never wore mopy/ side bangs chick hair.

[MrDismemberment]

@HelloKittyKatty11 You're so misunderstood, Let's cut ourselves together.

[HelloKittyKatty11]

Why are you hating on 'emo' kids!? We've done NOTHING wrong to do you people! Why are hating on something that you will never be!? Jealos...

[demoniclord91367]

@HelloKittyKatty11 There is no place for kids like you to be here, now go run along and play with your little hello kitty dolls and play sets and let the grown ups laugh at real humor.

[hypershadow987]

Just kidding emo part alone sickens me to no end you basterds. Damn people have no respect for there betters.

[hypershadow987]

Hmmm hipsters you say. Twilight fangirls? Add Justin beiber fangirls and I'll consider.

[wandererLA]

fuck emos i stomp on your kind on a daily basis

[Fuckinggoodlife]

HAHA and what about me get me i´m from germany uuuu myspace facebook twitter^^

[deaddrop57]

STFU YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID, IM EMO, COME AND GET ME

[manhattenhero]

55 people are emos!

[killer2517]

im feeling the desire to wear girls pants in public lamo XD

[LightingChildren]

0:55 WRONG ANSWER

[dubbeltid]

Go Squa Mash Em Emos Up Big Down ;D

[MaliceMizery1]

cant people just watch this for the humor?

[LightingChildren]

@MaliceMizery1 LOL, i wish..XD

[Ska8teable]

@MaliceMizery1 Exactly bro im scene i guise you can say we are some what close 2 emo kidz and this shit still maid me laugh haha i watched the first one,Hes running like a fairy get em' get em' get em' lmfao:D haha

[ukSanguine]

hey fascists! Get used to emos! hey I was one. now im not. rather be one again. boring being your average guy. so stop bitching about something you cant change.

[elidrummer91]

cool emo suck yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sss.

[turkyyyyyyydark]

emo's sucks punks rocks!

[Crackerkiller5]

that pistol had some serious recoil

[656timtim]

But I'm emo.....

[darthkiller14]

@656timtim then you suck ass cause emos are gay

[seaka123]

BWAHAHAHAAA!!!! i love this one

[Wotenkeld]

I <3 SORP.

Got nothing against emos, since all they only are little kids, but hipsters... they actually ruin shit and convince people that fun things are lame.

Thank you SORP!

[MrJoelaaaa]

hahahahaha this made me laugh as that guys hair is probaly alot faggier than the emo's so wtf is he on about?

[meric2]

Keep fighting the good fight!

[Foxxy937]

Whoever describes the wrong person as an emo, usually is one. POSERS!

[Foxxy937]

Whoever describes the wrong person as an emo, usually is one.

[VansSk8Girl]

lol."the desire to wear girls pants in public"

[SirSandwhichMan]

You are a gee if i ever saw one!!

[deathcock45]

you forgot the garbage truck w/ the trash compactor

[xxKoiyokiSonmaxx]

waaaiiiit a minute! i think i'm classifyed in the "hipster" area n my bff is definatly "emo" :( nooooooo!!! except,i dont twitt. i think the whole idea is effin stupid if ur not famous..n even then ppl dont give a flyin dog shit what ur doing-_- so why bother? vid is still funny tho lol

[pissoffcockfuck]

I LOVE THIS

[hurtinginside1]

you guys are fucking iduots emo are people you dont know shit about them sochill the fuck out

[N2ikola]

@hurtinginside1

emo...

[chabitz]

@hurtinginside1 Your username! I'm laughing so hard right now. hahahah

[KeithUnderneath]

@hurtinginside1 Go get AIDS from a Bangkok ladyboy. Emos are NOT people, it's a well established medical fact.

[SwordMinisterRoblox]

Alright, now where's the Punk Assault Squadron? Your hair 'n mohawks are getting glued to the ceiling. Stop using elmers glue, faggots.

[xxKoiyokiSonmaxx]

@SwordMinisterRoblox i know right? lol but at the same time, why can't we hav a little humor and just laugh at it? i think its so stereotypical thats its actually funny. can't we just laugh, say thats stupid, n leave it at that? i mean as long as we kno who we are and how we act why shud we giv a fuck wit others hav 2 say?? :(

[Gilleban]

1) There's a button with a single thumb up, there needs to be one with two thumbs.

2) It's up to 46 now...who let the emo kids in here?!?

[limesprite1]

Heyy I am classed as a emo and don't u dare insult black veil brides

[EATnOREOorDIE]

@limesprite1 lmao i wanna sign up!! i wanna beat the shit out of a emo kid with a bat and make them watch as i burn down Hot Topic lol

[jailbreaker341]

I'm n I fukin hate emos

[ThrashingSlayer]

Where do I sign up?

[lorenzo152857]

@ThrashingSlayer I'm in!!!! i wanna a start with black veil faggs!!!

[01marth]

Twlight must die so I am in die twlight!

[xXloveuforeverXx14]

wtf this is stupid

[TheWelcome16]

lmoaf

[ubersteigen]

I don't get it!... So, This is from gothy types that ride around in a damn hearse?! But isn't that the most obnoxiously gay, unoriginal, and cliché label-groups that there is!?

[mudflap129]

sign me up too

[01marth]

@mudflap129 good luck dude!

[MrM3rcury]

omg! my cousin is going to die! she is actually a 1:04 , i had to sleep at her bedroom for a few days and the shit is full of posters of that dipshit robert pattison, and bullshit disney's faggots, Jonas brothers.... i think she would be a perfect target for these XD

[ihugdeadthings]

Twatwaffle.......BAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAH XD

[FloofytheFlofel]

...i know it fake but if he is gonna go around beating emos...shouldnt he change his hair color to blonde or brown or somthing.to me black and red mohawks just scream punk and basically emos are evolved punks...

[thepusguy]

Its fake.

[madeupaccountlol]

...I'll know not to go near anyone wearing an armband with 'SORP' on it.

[benbenspiderhawk]

I know alot of emo kids that can kick ur fuckin ass bitch

[MrM3rcury]

@benbenspiderhawk bring it on lemme see if those emo bitches can actually fight

[verynice420]

they forgot about justin bieber

[cheapasmilk]

@verynice420 No they forgot hippies

[Maddolis]

@verynice420 If Bieber was around mid 2009 then he wouldn't be the biggest thing now ;)

[beeasy508]

@verynice420 shut the fuck up about beiber.

[Jakegothicsnake]

@beeasy508 We Justn Bieber Haters shall NEVER BE SILENCED! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[beeasy508]

@verynice420 shut  up about beiber. no one cares

[Jakegothicsnake]

@beeasy508 THANK YOU!

[Jakegothicsnake]

@verynice420 Oh God, you're right!!