Google Games: Fun With Searches

[sokkeskum]

People have actually searched for: How do i spell gaddafi. LOL

[adenboofit]

I found y is my poop green

[ryoky]

type in: "do a barrel roll" :D

[kaze66613]

how :

"how to draw a little ape?"

[stevolikesmoney]

typing "help I'm" leaves me laughing for hours

[sparkybigptalkshow]

Gezzus Google suggestions are horrible

[GuideKing111]

is my

'is my cat a ninja?'

[xXicedxXblue]

Is:

is kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler

[1998620Miki]

actualy i did the first search about is lady gaga a man that vas 2 years ago

[olatrials]

I just lost the game... douchebag

[2312931]

why does my dog eat poop

[RallyProDriving]

Type Chuck Norris in google and tap I'm feeling lucky :D

[CharizardLv5]

@RallyProDriving Tap?

[RallyProDriving]

@CharizardLv5 Press :D

[CharizardLv5]

@RallyProDriving Well done sir, well done.

[annemc57]

when will i ovulate

[BiozGaming]

justin bieber is

result is a fag is gay is a woman is a tranny so on

[Taboas2013]

type "how can i get" in google

result:

"how can i get my girlfriend to snap her fingers and pretend she's a dinosaur

[1337lolguyman]

type "What are" in Google (it might have changed now)

result:

"what are these strawberries doing on my nipples? I need them for my fruit salad!"

[sina0112]

get a job

[Rainasvlog]

2:52

We all just lost the game

[mattythedevil20111]

just search for letters

[fghqwer]

lol i looked up hippopotami and it came up as hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio­phobia which is the fear of long words lol

[shadowlift1]

I went on google trends and found that more people in the USA search for "granny sex" than "hot chick".

O_o

[GalacticEarthling]

@shadowlift1 Dude your retarded Google trends are not google searches but actual count of everything and anything, like news, literature etc etc

how do you think they get stuff on 50 years ago if it just google searches?

[shadowlift1]

@GalacticEarthling

Okay, so there is more news/literature about granny sex than hot chick? =/

[GalacticEarthling]

@shadowlift1 It could be granny, sex versus hot, chick

[shadowlift1]

@GalacticEarthling Riiiiiiiiight ok I have lost the will to argue with you now bye and don't reply ;)

[evarosegallagher]

i lost the game

[AwsomeSauce1995]

/watch?v=khhjA92jytk

[f00pers]

is lady gaga a man

can jesus microwave a burrito

why did i get married

why did you join eharmony

does ups deliver on saturday

[D4N4RR]

Can j

Can jesus microwave a berito

[sim007DK]

why do you

''why do you have to be a heartbreaker''

''why do you yawn''

''why do youth join gangs''

''why do you''

[albertadlaiackroyd]

i found

" i want a BJ"

[MrxTORCHx]

half those are lyrics tho.

[MusicLuva529]

How to p....

"How to play craps"

[mosu95]

ok... this is weird... but funny xD

[Zelowig]

why does...

"why does my mom turn me on" lol?

[Zelowig]

can i get ai...

"can i get aids from swimming with black people" XD

[206robert206]

"i like to make my self believe that planet earth turns slowly" owlcity wooooooooo

[spyroglitcher]

how to

"how to use a tampon"

"how to kiss"

"how to use a condom"

"how to prevent pregnancy"

[Snaavelstopic]

''i like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly'' is from the song fireflies..

[cjcravens18]

why...

"why do dogs eat their poo"

"why arent we all dead"

"whysgjsdgjhsdgjsghd"

[supersamster50]

"why is a raven like writing a desk"

"Im awesome"

"poop games"

"Im dumb"

"fat princess"

[Fluffski2006]

do they "serve beer in hell"

hope so :)

[liam15200]

type in i have w...

[PKreviewsnvideos]

Why

"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

"Why is my poop green"

[DYOLFMOT]

PLANET EARTH TURNS NORMALLY AND FUCK ALL YOU OWL CITY FAGS

[christof909]

Why Can't

"Why Can't I own a Canadian?"

[boycano]

lol it's funny because when new moon comes out is when the world ends =D

[ChileTVC]

1:02 thats from fireflies - owl city

[Narsuaq]

Nice! Heres one I found, start typing: "I have" in google. Its really random!

[bunnybrat2]

i had the h1n1 vacsination

[PeaceLuvva]

if you search "why do" funny things come up

also "how to"

Hahaha there realllyy funny

[patten08]

Haha. Why can't I own a Canadian.

[Sparko2662]

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? xD

[357MAGNUMSNIPER]

How to, How to make a bomb, How to make crack, How to kiss

[eyeh2809]

wow you're on windows

[nefets99]

i lost the..GOD DAMNIT

[asda444]

WHY DOES MY mom turn me on. :L hahahaha

[Ithrowcakeatfatkids]

Why are these homies dissing my girl?

Lol

[doomedmaster254]

antoher fun one is: can i...

the second result is so funny!

[jmtonkin]

Why are these strawberries on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad

^Possibly the best ever!!!

[rulezzofstann]

typ in '' how '' its zo funny

[Revanchist8525]

@rulezzofstann yah in google "how" is really messed up lol

[ninjatacoforce]

why doesn't my parakeet eat my diarrhea if you type in why doesn't

[ProALful]

haha if u type in "what are theese strawberries" it comes up "what are theese strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad"

[olligobber]

i lost the game

[1EyedSharingans]

White people stole my car

[AndySofaProductions]

lol bing is for suicidal people....

[airstrife95]

when he types "i like" and "i like to make my self belive that planet earth turns slowly" is peoples looking for the song called "fireflies"

they sing that phrase in that song

[Hiben75]

Crap i lost the game

[jackinalgi]

TYPE IN "WHY" ITS SOOOO FUNNY

[lokiashi68]

loool, write how to and it appears: how to get pregnant

[jjbob4]

can god microwave a burrito

[dunno0O]

Damn... I lost the game

[Welocy]

Lol he skipped saying "I lost the game" cause he didn't want to lose the game xD

[silenmage]

type in why is my ... some are gross

[billylovespokemon]

type edward cullen its kinda gross...

[contineus999hungry]

i am contineus hungry and im still eating burgers

[andeng567567]

try "how to be" @funkster505 , makes me lol @ is it normal to bleed after being f*****rd . hahaha

[johnluvsdivas]

i typed "why" and it said why do girls smell like fish and why cant i own a canadian

[papapapa2010]

pause at 1:05 LOL

Is Lady Gaga a Man

Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite

Is Lady Gaga a transvestite

Is Wendy Williams a Man

[whitty6341]

damn it thx NotTrollingYou lol

[NotTrollingYou]

FUCK I LOST THE GAME

[Mrtuxedo220]

Also type in " do midgets " or "do black people" im sorry but i just had to

[Mrtuxedo220]

Go to google and type in "dinosaurs were" its hilarious

[funkster505]

type 'is it normal to'...

yuck.

[starvator]

the planet earth one is a song retard

[comedyguy200]

i saw mommy kissing santa claus

[GoTeamScotch]

this is awful

[AgentBand]

Try typing "What are these" into Amazon under all departments.....

"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples, I need these for the fruit salad"

I swear, when I saw that, I pissed myself laughing.

[k0is0king]

@AgentBand i saw that on an app i downloaded to my ipod

[rytomkins]

i found how i met your mother

[dirtbagian]

type why is on google it says why is my poop green

[dirtbagian]

the hippo one is a song

[MistaBitch]

i typed in "why does" lmfao the first one said "why does my vag smell" lol

[jugglier55]

i typed in "i like" and "i like to fork myself" came up hahaha

[digityd62]

I lost the game

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

[JUZbomb3r]

I typed in what if in google and it came up with what if god smoked cannibis XD

[adamp183]

find chuck norris. press im feeling lucky its well funny

[candywrapp]

type in edward cullen is and it says no lie,

"edward cullen is so beautiful i creamed myself"

[KoRnflake1666]

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea ...

;D

[myztikalboy]

i mole lol

[GARATINAW]

lmao "wy do spanish(like me) ppl " doit XD

[GameXware]

search: i enjoy

it pops up with

i enjoyed being molested lol

[NicholasX9]

theres loads of funny ones at

autocompleteme (dot) com

[skepticnewbie]

if you all used google like me

you would have all the answers to life

trust me I am a genius

becuase I decided to use the web

[skepticnewbie]

the

internet

has

basically

made me

a ton of money

[chloeandmarkie]

search MILEY CYRUS IS

[Jasen1134]

how much

my mom is

can we

my nose

uhh.. thats all i got

[TheRealCrzychicken]

type "obama is a" into google...

[chrisminaman]

haha type in "why is there"

and the first result is 'why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?'

or "why do" and u get 'why do men have nipples?'

[piegonewild]

i typed in "i imagine" and it said "I imagine my father's death"

[booklover1217]

why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

[cdicken1996]

i typed in what are and got WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY NIPPLES? hahahahahahahahahah

[ZOMBIEHUNTERPIMP]

hahah thats sooo hot. jk. well.......

[derek01055]

search "why do black people"

[zako104]

"i want a hippopotamus for christmas" is a song

[linkl7]

he skipped when will the world will end for some reason

[alexxbiznotch]

These search engines set these up on purpose. Do you really think thousands of people are googling I want a hippo for christmas?

[iplahalo]

yes. Its a verse from an old Christmas song

[chapter27studios]

i typed "Why are" and the first thing that came up was "Why are all the black kids in my cafeteria sitting at the same table."

[xnathanxA]

no life

[Alaa95]

hahahahahahahhaha! nice one :P

[TacticalxAssassin]

When you type in 'what are' is probably one of the most random ones out there

[AgentSkullx]

type in "Why Wont" and you will get "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea" lol

[superspiderman1]

i typed in how do and it came up with how do i get pregnant in my case i dont but i thought that was funny scince it was the second one on list i guess kids arent waiting for the talk anymore

[NikkiNightTerror]

I lost the game ]:

[tycoonfool43]

type 'why are' in google and the first one is 'why are black people so loud'

[ZantoriYamato]

there's a website for this already...autocompleteme it just has pictures instead of videos

[AshesXWillXCry]

I just lost the game.

[shadowgirl777]

Try typing in I am afraid. I am afraid of Chinese people comes up first!!!! XD

[crazypuppypoker]

I typed in "I like", too, and found "i like to fork myself"

o_O

[cdicken1996]

hahahaha

[macbeatriz]

YOU HAVE NO LIFE DO YOU??

[notoriouslynx]

I typed in "I ha" and I got "I hardly sing beer drinking songs"

[midnabobblehead]

When I typed "people" on google it came up with "people of walmart". Then I typed in, "What would happen if" and it came up with, "What would happen if a girl took viagra" Interesting what people are searching up right?

[uberspeed0910]

I typed "I want to Sh" and it said...

" I want to share my Wife"

[bassplayinboy7]

type in why wont and wonder why someone wants their parrakeet to eat their diarreah

[Alexwa13]

There is actually a song called I Want a Hippopatumus for Christmas, so that might be what that was about... funny! I've seen funny things sometimes when I'm typing a search too lol

[shenzen1976]

i typed i had and it said i had little nut tree

[ClubPegasus]

man.... your life must be f*cking booring

[NattieHale]

I JUST LOST THE GAME D:D:D:D:

[big3rnhrdtf8n]

@NattieHale Agh me too!

[DaimyoD0]

FUCK. ME TOO.

[KSICAB0OSE]

so did I

[michaelbranson]

I'm pretty certain that google populates some of those entries themselves.

[xcottermcx]

try searching "why can't"

[karlxy2]

There's a website called "autocompleteme" full of these. Also when I typed in "when will j", I got "when will jesus bring the pork chops".

[XxClemsonTigersXx]

rofl @ do midgets have night vision

[PokemonPaperMario1]

put in *lets go to*

then see list

[PeterD2S]

ppl have been doing this since forever and you have to be really bored to be entertained by google search

[blazedbuzzkillers]

when i put in why it says why do men have nipples XD

[slipendoos1123]

do midgets have souls lol!!

[dominico1983]

Type: I AM EXTREMELY and you will find funny results

[mydarksidez]

0:20 till 0:23 is the funniessstt tthinggg x'DD

[moviestarrmike]

cool

[themegawillie]

why wont god heal amputees

lol

[OnlyTheViewer]

The first result for why on google is:

"Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

[mrnoobguy]

ir u type '' i really '' it comes '' i really had to poop a lot so that i could be this hot''

[Halfire4]

if you type in do midgets, the first suggestion is "do midgets have night vision"

[skepticnewbie]

I type on this

while I drive my car

[skepticnewbie]

I am advanced

and very smart

because

I prefer

to use technology

to

get

ahead

[RadioactiveQwarp]

If you type in "I really"

The first suggestion is "I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight"

[LucyValentine]

Type: "I am extremely"

and the first result that pops up is "I am extremely terrified of Chinese people".

Typing "I am afraid" also has some nice ones.

[ItShouldInvolveLove]

lol i typed in.

"where is"

someone searched where is chuck norris..

haha dont fuck with chuck

[Liberator327]

If you try search "Where is Chuck Norris?" and then click "I'm feeling lucky" - Google answers you in like a Chuck Norris fact :D Try it out

[PizzaBrains]

google has humor ;D

[ElementChild98]

someone put gay and jonas brothers popped up

[strawberrifox727]

When you search up "i hope" on google it sais, "I hope you get molested by a pterodactyl tonight"

[PickYourColor]

hangover has not come out on dvd yet

[calito0010]

yes, is now in stores!!!! blockbuster!

[cateye27]

the world turns slowly one is from the song: fireflys by owlcity.

[Joegomoe]

lol

I typed "how to tell if" your cat is plotting to kill you

[ReinGatto1]

I know someone has probably already said this, but, there's a song called "I want a Hippopotomus for Christmas". That's why people are looking it up.

[Brabbit1161]

you used to could type in "Can I get Ai" and "Can i get aids from swimming in a pool with black people" would come up.

[AgentDGW]

no.....