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  • I asked Jon St. John, "If Duke Nukem played Pokemon, would he only catch Steel-types, so he'd have Pokeballs of Steel?" I got a "Yes" and a high-five. :-D

  • I remember this and that 'Read between the lines' comment said everything that was needed. Duke was back :)

  • Jon st. john doesn't play as duke nukem.

    Duke nukem, plays as Jon st. John

  • @DefiantBoris No, Duke Nukem IS Jon st. John!

  • @AirsoftSteveCope thats what i said, silly.

  • Bawlz the energy drink drank by duke nukem

  • i dnt get how ign loooves borderlands graphics and hates on dukes theyre kinda the same

  • @Morbidjeff666 They're kinda the same IGN just cant differentiate between art style and actual graphics

  • srsly WHY is everyone saying DNF sucks?! I played it myself. Its just awsome! Its not as lame as your shitty CoD you love that much. Its fucking cool! " The graphics are shit" what? what?! playing on lowest graphic settings?! I played it on full hd on mah xbox. Better graphics than GTA IV! Did someone say GTA IV had bad graphics? NO! So how the fuck can DNF have bad graphics?! All i can say is:

    Get back to your shitty CoD you boring little cunts!

  • @rtz4 Have you EVER heard of an opinion, EVER in your life?

  • @liles65 did you EVER heard about of an opinion? I just said mine.

  • @rtz4 No, you just told everyone that it is the best game in the universe which it is not, you are judging everyone just by there opinion dude

  • @rtz4 No, instead of just stating your opinion, you just judged that because people think DNF is bad, that they love CoD, that's not an opinion, that's just plain rude

  • @rtz4

    GTAIV had shit graphics. DNF's are ok tho.

  • @av3nger3 ... GTA IV has fantastic graphics. What are you talking about? Download a good ENB configuration and come back.

  • DNF is the best game i've ever played in the last 15 years.

  • @prozac1127

    Yes, it's great, I don't understand why Gamespot rated it 3.5

  • So pretty much everything about the game is sub par, but I still love it. It's got the Duke attitude. And that's enough.

  • Did he say "I've got BAWLS of aluminum" ?

  • Bottom line about DNF:

    -It's your typical FPS with the Duke twist

    -It brought me laughs

    -The graphics aren't perfect but they are good enough to compete with today's gaming society

    ^pretty much everything I wanted

  • duke nukem forever aint that bad

  • Duke nukem Forever is not a 10, but its not a fucking 3 either... pussies. I Had a great time with the campaign. Searching every level for ego boosts was one of my favorite parts. The game itself wasnt exactly how I imagined it to be but who gives a fuck I liked it!

  • @blackwidow35 how ignorant we all were... ;)

  • @mopheadzac It's sad because people put it on such a high pedestal and the hype was so high and it wasn't fair for the developers to release a game even though they tried to do something good for us. It went through like 4 different engines just because the people who made 3d didn't like it and wanted it trashed.

  • Idk, I loved it.

    I'm not a fan of games like COD, so I found DNF more classic-like.

  • Duke Nukem is like Chuck Norris of videogames. Except you are not allowed to make fun of The King.

  • BAWLS IN A STEEL CAN!!! xD

  • Duke Nukem Forever IS OUT!!!

    

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  • Duke Nukem Forever is bad. Stick to the classics.

  • I'd like to fist those nerds saying balls balls balls in the crowd

  • Duke Nukem will devour Chuck Norris's HEART!

  • Lol those nerds in the crowd: "balls balls balls balls"

  • IVE GOT BALLS OF ALUMINUM.....STEEL

  • BAWLS OF STEEL

  • hearing him say this still gives me shivers

  • and this video gave hope to so many,,,,,,,,,,,

  • LOL XD

    um this may sound retarded but if duke comes on PC would he ever be Windows7 compadible?

  • @FLAME4564 I really hope you're joking.

    Of course it's compatible. I can play the demo FLAWLESSLY.

  • @TehGamersGarage sorry ok.

    Im currently on a comp that has Windows7 Home Premium n when i tried a Duke Nukem title on it it said that it wouldent support something like fullscreen mode.

  • @TehGamersGarage ofc im joking ok.

    But thats why i said it would sound retarded.

  • HAHAHA THEY ALL START GOING "BALLS BALLS BALLS"

  • @Omanaite its almost like a sect or a secret group that worships some kind of a balls god.

  • I was there for this!!!!!! Its too bad they have to go somewhere else besides the Hilton in Alexandria for magfest 10..... Hopefully Seattle!!!!!!! But Duke be comin to ps3!!!!!!!!!

  • He can't talk about Duke Nukem... forever

  • @jakfolisto it's the first rule of duke nukem... YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT DUKE NUKEM

  • I loled at the guy in the background saying "balls balls balls balls balls" john really made vent harassment so much better

  • No matter how bad Duke Nukem Forever is, it will be the greatest game of all time.

  • @abridgeduploader The game is out, And its not bad, its basASS

  • @abridgeduploader

    You speak the truth, wise man.

  • @abridgeduploader how bad it would be but it will be the best game of all time??? in engish please?

  • @Andy50k1

    No matter how bad the flaws/graphics/gameplay/contro­ls are, because it's DNF, it will be the greatest game of all time (haven't played it yet).

  • @Andy50k1 ok..

  • @Andy50k1

    What he means is that it's Duke Nukem, so it's ass kicking time no matter how poorly any of you think it is. Everyone seems to forget this.

  • @Elfrunner no i do agree,i just didn't fully understood him enough when he respawned back,i don't think its poorly done,i'm just a gammer who loves blowing stuff up. : )

  • @Andy50k1

    They gave us a new Duke Nukem adventure and it worked. The problem is, everyone was treating it like it should have been some epic masterpiece rivaling Halo or Mass Effect. I'm disappointed that everybody looked down upon it like this. How could they act surprised and not like a Duke Nukem game that let's you shrink and drive an RC car around and have an entire level's mission devoted to hooking up with a stripper?

  • @Elfrunner yeah the RC truck. :D and strippers too it brings back the good old days.people these days forgot what things are now a days if it wasn't for the consle wars that began in 2005 people would understand,the types of people i'm talking about are fanboys,and also new proigies and stuff that is plain rotten to me but yeah.who would diss duke nukem forever anyway?

  • @Andy50k1

    Exactly. DNF definitely delivered. It was worth the wait. About the ones dissing Duke Nukem, that is just about everybody. The reviews I have read about the game are just horrible. These are people who were apparently fans of Duke but have now turned their backs. I hope the negative reaction doesn't hurt plans to make another game.

  • @Elfrunner i hope it doesn't afect either.

  • @abridgeduploader

    Boy I bet you wish you could eat those words now.

  • @ElliotCarver

    Honestly have not gotten around to playing DNF. I heard it was pretty bad, and the only redeeming quality about it was the nostalgic value. Am I close?

  • @abridgeduploader It's not bad, and yes it has Nostalgic Value.

  • @abridgeduploader No, it's not badIt's fun to find stuff to interact with through the levels. Most complainers are full of shit, here are some complaints I read:

    - it has N64-level graphics (obviously bullshit)

    - it plays like Call of Duty (bullshit, there's a LOT you can do besides running and shooting)

    - it's not Duke, Duke needs low-res sprites (bullshit, Duke needs shooting, irony and interaction)

    - you can't see Duke's penis when he's pissing (yes, someone really complained about THAT!)

  • @DevilMaster

    Don't forget:

    "The levels are linear."

    ...and

    "There's only a two weapon system."

    I'm so fucking tired of people complaining about Duke Nukem Forever. They seem to have forgotten what Duke is about. I love the game. It's exactly how I wanted it to be.

  • @Elfrunner Exactly. People like that don't like Duke. They like an idealized simulacrum of Duke that does not exist anywhere but in their minds. And another retarded complaint I read:

    "You cannot crouch while you're jumping, AND IT'S ALL THE CONSOLES' FAULT!"

  • @DevilMaster

    I was comfortable with the controls as soon as I grabbed the controller. I didn't find them clunky - like some critics said - and I appreciated the challenge of the two weapon system. The whiny crap about all these things that weren't wrong with the game is making me sick. It seems like people had it in for 3D Realms just for delaying the production of DNF for 12 years and are now venting their frustrations by saying the game sucks. Sadly, this is coming from fans of Duke, too.

  • @abridgeduploader

    The game isn't bad. What's bad is that people are too spoiled by games these days and they like to nitpick everything they can find. Just sit the fuck down, shut up, and play Duke Nukem. Isn't that how it was back in the day?

  • @Elfrunner finished the game 15 min ago and i gotta say it's a great game

  • @Pro25Mak

    Damn right. I just got back from playing it again. That's my kind of alien ass kicking. :D

  • @abridgeduploader It is and always will be

  • @abridgeduploader And. Indeed it was.

  • "iv got balls of aluminum" lol

  • the only reason im buying the game is for john's voice

  • he should make his own show where for 5 hours he just says badass stuff with duke nukem voice. he be makin billions

  • Classic gaming is making a comeback. Can't wait for may, gonna be one hell of a time!

  • "Lets go get a cold one...on me"

  • balls balls balls balls balls

  • @SuperKingJingaling

    I think some Canadian said he pre-ordered in america just to get it faster

  • got to love duke nukem ^^

  • "I've Got Balls of Aluminum!"

    HAHAHA!

  • when it comes out i'll play it and beat it and still wont believe its comming out

  • Did he say he's got balls of aluminum?

  • @WolfmanNougat

    Yes.

  • im so glad they got this guy back to do the voice of duke in the new game.....also I CANT FUCKIGN BELEIVE DUKE NUKEM FOREVER IUS COMING OUT

  • Ive got balls of steel.

    Just saw the new trailer, im pumped.

  • balls balls balls balls OF STEEEEEL...

  • duke nukem has best voice ever

  • jon st john.... sir i honor u ...  duke nukem is my hero my idol. iv all the games most merchandise. i still play them to this day. god bless u man. DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!! HAIL TO THE KING- JON ST. JOHN

  • Bawls is delish

  • this is Jon St. John ?

  • I remember this part. Happy times.

  • Let's Rock men! ;/

  • when this game comes out to will beat all games period

  • @blackwidow35 nope. duke nukem is probably gonna suck.

  • @blackwidow35 - and if it doesn't?

  • @blackwidow35 in 2012...

    Yeah.

  • @layger7 the game come ou in aprill .... lol

  • @salemarde OH...

    Ok.

  • @salemarde

    May 3rd in USA and May 6th worldwide.

    Why the fuck does everyone get the date wrong

  • @layger7

    May 3rd 2011 USA

    May 6th 2011 Worldwide

  • @blackwidow35 it will most likely be a letdown, but i will buy on release day

  • @FluCKoff5 Have you seen the newest trailer? It's 100% Duke :)

  • @blackwidow35 7..months...later...

  • @blackwidow35 Um yeah lol I bet it will, (looks at how people have reacted to Forever's release)

  • @blackwidow35

    ....sooo....Hows that working out for ya right now?!

  • @blackwidow35 nope.

  • @blackwidow35 50 on the meta-critic for consoles.

  • @blackwidow35 how sooo wrong you were!

  • @blackwidow35 it did

  • @blackwidow35 wow, you were off

  • @blackwidow35 too bad it sucked extremely hard

  • Theres only two endings to this, and in each one you die.

  • @AdamK118 There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die.

  • Hero to us all!!!!

  • @JamesNintendoNord He did. But it's balls of steel and not alluminum.

  • retard faggot, didnt even say a singel word as duke man

  • @JamesNintendoNord He did you chump! He said: "I've got bawls of aluminum!"

  • @baba1993 yeah, but not that deep like he sounds in the game, his just jerking off saying it like a faggot

  • @baba1993 He sounded exactly like in the games. Get your ears fixed!

  • @baba1993 no shut up

  • Balls of Aluminum should definetly be a line in Duke Nukem Forever.

  • ALWAYS BET ON THE DUKE

  • lol at the dude in the background @ 0:35

    balls balls balls balls balls

  • lol not only duke nukem but ventrilo harrasment has made duke nukem like way more popular.

  • lol

    So it seems that definitely he knew all along that Duke will be back in one way or another.

  • hahahhahaha this guys so awesome!!!!

  • He is back!

  • Always bet on douk

  • @Msdimwitted Duke Fail.

  • BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

  • I mean how hard is it to finish a bloody game! Jesus release the product half polished and let people try it out. Then make a sequel that fixes all the problems.

  • @GuruGaming98 Look @ Modern Warfare 2, That is a TERRIBLE idea.

  • @RockGuitar1 Modern Warfare 2 sucked cock in multiplayer with matchmaking and spawn campers. That was what ruined it for me.

  • Its also funny though Duke Nukem Forever which stands for DNF also means, Did Not Finish.

  • @GuruGaming98 yeah, your probly the first who made that joke.

  • @XenoXray Actually its a famous joke that was thought out over 3 years ago when it was supposed to come out in 2007.

  • @GuruGaming98 ........... should I have put "/sarcasm" at the end of my message?

  • lmfaoooo at the guy going "balls balls balls balls..."

  • This dumbass cares about making a lot of money off the game as well as making the developers famous. They r so stupid and lazy that they never finished the game. I really want this to go to jail. Seriously 13 fucking years man that's toooooo long for a video game. No video game is worth that wait.

  • @GuruGaming98 by the way...the 3d games did go to bankrubsy if you didnt know..and there is a rumor that the gearbox software is working on this game.

  • @lottopotti4 I already know.  Saw a article on Kotaku.com

  • @GuruGaming98 ok =D

  • @GuruGaming98 starcraft 2 took 12 years..........and it was worth the wait.

  • @antasaur Well Starcraft 2 didn't have lazy ass devolopers who weren't greedy corporate bastards that wanted money. Duke Nukem Forever could have been an awesome game if it game in 1998 and would have revolutionized graphics at the time. Now its dead in the water.

  • @GuruGaming98 true but its being worked on by Gearbox and 3D realms right now.

  • @antasaur Rumored to be working on by Gearbox software on kotaku.com. By the way 3D realms went bankrupt since they were too goddamn lazy to finish the game.

  • @GuruGaming98 3D didn't shut down.......... the DNF inner DEV team just go laid off..............thats it,

  • @antasaur Well its their fault all the way! They spent too much time trying to make a perfect game and look where they are right now. I hope Gearbox software is in charge of completing the game so we can at least see what it looks like.

  • @GuruGaming98 as u problably know, it will be released next year.

  • @antasaur yeah but only a few years of dev time so imagine how awesome this will be lol i like my logic

  • Latest news!!! GearBox has just released news about finishing Duke Nukem Forever!!! It's still a work in progress!!

  • @J7TT I highly doubt the game will be released and if its released it will be very outdated unless they come out with some new ideas.

  • i herd there replaceing duke nukem with chuck norris instead i say about time

  • I swear Duke Nukem will save this world, our economy, and be a bad ass game on the side.

  • All it takes is him to say Balls to stop anyone from talking to him.

    Epic

  • Duke will never die.

  • I'VE GOT BOWLS OF CEREAL...Wait..

  • 12 also 13 years, but now would be a great time for the next Duke Nukem game as we need one in this shitty generation of Call of Duty and Halo lol

  • @Bioshocked678 someone els that is sick of the shit fps games that are totally over hyped now !!

  • @Bioshocked678 couldn't have said it better!

  • @Bioshocked678 100% agreed in the past years cal of duty and galo have been try hards in there game releases unlike gears of war theyre ok but they take time they dont introduce ODST and 2 months later release Reach around only good things coming to xbox are bulletstorm (yes out) and gears of war 1,2,and 3 nothing as violent as those

  • @Bioshocked678 Halo isn't that bad...

  • @WickedProductionFilm In some ways, yeah it's a good game...but it's really lost it's essence since the first game

  • LOL at the guy going "balls balls balls balls" like in the Ventrilo Harassment video!

  • I miss Duke. Last of his games that I played was Time to Kill on the PlayStation, and that's not even considered to be in the "main line" of games with 1, II, 3D, and Forever (Get the naming?).

  • Um, yeah, Duke is dead.

  • Um, yeah, johnny71bravo is a retard.

  • yeah read between his lines ? like they are going to release it in 10 more years ... ? Cmon let's be serious

  • ''i've got balls of aluminum''

  • rumor i saw today is valve is completing it

    i dont believe it. but just telling in case their is some truth to it.