Keanu Reeves is immortal

[FreakingSweeeet]

Only the Oracle know ;)

[IAMANALIEN1]

But of course! He is Neo!!! ;))

[keeyk118b]

Ok....

[ZOMBIETH44]

Or you know Botox and or plastic surgery

[PFCHiNE]

hahahah i love it at the end how he is aparently Jesus.

[AlchemistEve]

"It's only logical to assume Keanu Reeves is a vampire or immortal." Fucking lol

[shaboooya]

Keanu Reeves is Jesus, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

[m21344]

Yes, it is the ONLY logical explanation.

[Riddler1411]

This is fuckin Funny!!!!!!!!



[drabdilhan]

Siz esas Hakan Peker'i gorun..

[exxxciter]

bullshit!

[Devorvan]

lol jesus was there at 26AD? xD

[cancerbotX]

illuminati freak

[MrInception12]

hes a 1/4 th japenese but he looks pure white

[catharine1967]

@MrInception12 Uhm he is 1/4 Chinese 1/4 Hawaiian british etc

you can see that he is a mix , a beautiful handsome mix

[GhostLate]

They actually didn't use any special effects in the Matrix, Keanu was just using his real powers.

[temwani121]

@GhostLate lmao!!!

[ibutik]

OMG Keanu Reeves is jesus XD lol

[purpurdiamond]

All are clones in Hollywood. Because they want to rule the world.

[IamSexyAndiKnowIt007]

Only Chuck Norris can make him mortal . ;)

[zciel18]

Weird part of youtube here I come....

[jisabmars]

Well, wasnt Bill and Ted about time traveling?

[IamSexyAndiKnowIt007]

OMG, does that mean that we will lose him soon ?

[mdude009]

Keanu isn't a vampire, that's ridiculous. He's a time lord, the doctor who shows are all based off him!

[nefz117]

Nicholas cage and Keanu reeves are immortal?

[615scorpion]

His death is not unexplained, he died of heart disease

[tinyjaba]

well he doesn't sparkle like a vampire...

[Primus2X]

@tinyjaba Real vampires don't sparkle, says Alucard's voice actor

[mmtigan]

@Primus2X Alucard is an anime vampire, not a real one, says Vlad Țepeș.

[Primus2X]

@mmtigan Vlad Țepeș doesn't sparkle either

[WhiteAngelLovesEarth]

''It's only logical to assume that Keanu Reeves is either a vampire or immortal''. hahaha LOGICAL?!?! Check a therapist dude ;)

[EliteSlayer542]

@WhiteAngelLovesEarth While thinking he's immortal does sound ridiculous, it's fun knowing anything is possible :0

[Lacusness]

@WhiteAngelLovesEarth Guess you don't know what a 'joke' is huh?

[WhiteAngelLovesEarth]

@Lacusness I hope this was a joke. xD For the sake of his brain.Was funny,but lets say he rly thought so..that would be sad. :/ When I saw the word ''logical'' it made me worry XD.Are people who really believe these things,you know. ;) So don't interfere for nothing.

[catharine1967]

Nice to see this video in the daily mail !!! as the uploader seems to be Keanu

his biggest fan , Yeah Right , the ones that are Keanu his true fans are

@debbiedoobee1 , @fashionpassiontoday, @keanka90, Keana2028 ,@Chiara124

@nafsunaek ,@TheGeanster , @coolelena and lots of others

and i , i just make also fun with the guy , Keanu is one hell of funny man

[darthrigel]

we will see in 50 years

[GPHunterMHFO]

Mind fk.

[PunkExMachina]

He is a glitch in the Matrix

[mhmcupcakes]

rofl

[Madgegames]

you do realise the matrix isn't real don't you?

[classdivine]

What kind of relation has the last part of the video with him? I'm trying to say is what relationship have the hieroglyphics and images of BC? lol hahaha

[SiftyFix]

He hijacked the system.

[worldcitizen001]

I loled

[trinityj1]

Time Lord.

[sixwires94]

XD ha "jesus" that was funny

[HerrDerpington]

Woah.

[iutkudindar]

Man From Earth:)



[kmiromero1]

Yeah he looks like the french actor... but common!!! Jesus??

You're kidding me right?

[KolePowa]

My God, he is Alexander the Great, Jesus, Charlemagne and Bill S. Preston!

[kimberleyseetoes]

There is a portrait of him ageing somewhere.

[Samurai4Jesus]

Crap. Now I guess I have to change my username to "Samurai4Keanu"...

[xXxGiu619xXx]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA I'M A FUCKING VAMPIRE!!!!

[filmversusfilm]

I'm surprised Keanu jokes haven't caught on as much as the Chuck Norris ones. As far as I'm concerned, they're on the same level.

And for all of you diehard Keanu fans, check out our new web series Film versus Film. This week we talk Keanu.....The Good, The Bad, The Keanu

[DittaKruspe]

pinches mamadas!!!

[Lib3llulae]

Have you seen Bill & Ted movie? Haha c'mon!

[mandragoraman2000]

keanu revves sera bin laden ?'''??? ajjajajajajaj

[awaylabel]

Dorian gray

[Jorrexx]

BUULLLSHIT ...

[mimikawaii7386]

Don't insult Keanu by comparing him to jesus lol. At least Keanu exists and he's a good man.

[super6plx]

keanu reeves acted in bill and ted's excellent adventure when he was a teenager

unless vampires or immortals can age backwards at will, keanu reeves isn't an immortal being :P

[MrMiguelinhdez]

jajajaja esto es mas falso qlas bubis de sabrina sabrok...

[KingOfKatamari]

"Paul Mounet died under unusual circumstances; no body was found."

From Wikipedia:

"Mounet died of heart disease on February 10, 1922."

lol owned. That said, this is pretty cool regardless.

[BLAZETANGO]

@KingOfKatamari anyone can edit Wikipedia is not a reliable-certified source

[snowboarddude77s]

@KingOfKatamari Wikipedia is not a credible source. Anybody can write that.

[GPHunterMHFO]

@KingOfKatamari Wikipedia is NOT a trust able source..,.

[axxmrdrd]

reeves es #1 jajajajjajajajajajajjaajjajaja­ajjajajajjaj

Spanish people. Oh you.

[adram3lech]

So bullshit.

[honestjohntellsit]

@adram3lech It's a joke you medieval dickweed.

[adram3lech]

@honestjohntellsit Y sure.

[DCXRevolution]

Holy Programming Code, batman!!!!

This is getting real!! I'm just wondering, where can I go get the blue pill? I need one of those.

[radiozoto2006]

oh, wait! then back in The Matrix movies he was not playing Neo, but using his real "Jesus" powers? gimme a break!

[MarijnStevens]

Its only logical :D



[Dielitos]

Hi is GOD

[jwmeana]

Keanu is Johnny Depp!

[monsteripolo]

Oh yeah, it is LOGICAL to think he is a vampire....NOT

[jica810822]

hay no mames we jajajaja

[ShortdarkMorrison]

wao wao wao, what tha helll?? jajajaja..!!!

[TomTheBombBombadilo1]

this is a similar story too the count of saint germain

but if hes immortall then you would think that after all these years he would of become a better actor. its not impossible for people to look similar were all some how related in some way. but he dont look like jesus because jesus was a black jew for a start. so grow up you stupid fucking yanks

[bellisssimaa]

lol keanu is tutankhamon and jesus now i undestand why he do so much religious film....wowwww hahahahah

[Rorschach47]

Clearly cause there was people in the past that looked like keanu revees he must be immortal it only makes sense gall common people

[odstmiller12345]

Well he is the One so....lulz

[Darth5Steel]

woah

[Darth5Steel]

WOW!

TOOTALLY dude.

[leotk32]

mejor así tenemos buenas películas para rato

[faraon2012]

ANUNAKIS $NAKE* VAMPIRE

[thaaeroprincess87]

@jamesTHe14you Nah, when you take away the makeup or do a close up she looks 40. Now if you were talking about Jared Leto who literally has not aged since he was 20, you might be on to something there.

[ludicode]

queE? es jesus .... imbesiles.

[tangocarabajal]

the portrait of charlemagne is modern, besides a picture or painting is just a point of view, could be casualty

[XxlionesxX]

hahahaha no mamen

[AirSkullhead]

you would think after more then 100years he would have learned how to act :/

[NoWhereToRun22]

@AirSkullhead ultimate way to hide by coming up with a new persona for each lifetime.

[DigitalPraise7]

@AirSkullhead LOL!!!!

[SiftyFix]

@AirSkullhead Well, he DID fool the Christians...

[TRANDAFIR77]

vampire 100%

[EndureFocusEngageDie]

Make believe, you se what you want to see.

[ashpowers87]

Mther of God...

Jesus Reeves .i.

[isaelvazquez]

mamaron....

[dartshino1]

mis huevos son sus ojos ahahaha



[Gvargas040801]

Dude!! Ure smoking Waaaaay!!!! To much DOPE!!!

[H0spitaller]

Thanks, man, i had a great laugh...

[wolfking3956]

O-o if he is immortal then.............the goverment would have had him kept him away from media..... dnt u think.......

[robatuta]

hahahaha Keanu Reeves is Jesus

[Bouser]

" Its only logical to assume that Keanu reeves is either a vampire or immortal" lol

[LaTuyaEnCuatro20]

are you kidding me?

[ala86zp]

jajaja que imaginacion

[maturestuff]

i knew jesus was gay!

[valebarrios]

hahahhahah

[CorporalNomad]

@jamesTHe14you relax douch,he wasnt serious

[KigreTheViking]

"Its only logical to assume that Keanu Reeves is either a vampire or immortal..."!??? BASED ON FUCKING WHAT!!!!!!????? THAT!!!!???

[Sunnysuite]

Keany, would you Marie me?))

[Liskeify]

yea right people, we all have doubles do you guys not know that? there could even be a photo of some one who looks just like you out there!

[Lookagainz]

@jamesTHe14you rebirth ;D

[amaury8986]

aldo...tu hiciste este video o.o?

[Samberd]

LOL

[eljavierypunto]

ha sido eternamente rico!!! jajaajaj

[annes999]

alrighty thennnnn ....

[Kingtuple]

AJAJAJAJAJA,gracias otra vez youtube!

[garrobito007]

the only thing he suck is a cock

[longdistancebamboo]

KEANU REEVES IS JESUS?!

[8noctus8]

@longdistancebamboo I knew it!

[MrS373N]

@longdistancebamboo No, He is THE ONE!

[kairen5443]

@longdistancebamboo NO he is not Jesus , Keanu Reeves is Prophet khidir , a unique prophet who has been bestowed a immortal life by Creator of the universe through Angel Gabriel

[denis1110]

1337745

[schneither]

hes inmortaly GAY thats all

[steveunaacies]

Keanu reeves is ALEXANDER THE GREAT?? WHAT A FUCKING BLASFEMY!!!!!

[PitFighter2007]

Holy fuckstains



[LadyOfCocain]

OMG is a fucking jesus!!!! D:

[dangraphic]

LOL Well yeah, this explains why the guy is such a TERRIBLE actor... he's been a king, a warrior, an emperor, a masseuse, a stock broker and a water-boy. LOL

GET A HOBBY!

[hanabi260spicastar]

oh my god that's crazy...OuO"....compare them with vampires or even god ... this is a serious psychological problem, the human imagination is tremendous....è_é|||u

[milenathecab]

is jesus!!!!, woaaaaa

[Gabymer90]

HE IS... THE CHOSEN ONE!

[bbejkov]

it's only logical...

[idlebass]

Hahahahahahaa

[juanpialen]

jajajajajaja se la maman jajajaja... claro keanu siempre fue el elegido jajajaja

[sk8dudejames]

either way look at him NOW, not 2008, or 9 or 10... NOW He has aged... 

[carreterito]

Wait a second! I was Paul Mounet! What's going on with the cosmic bureaucracy?!

[ChireSakura]

lolz.

[AkeemiiHiiugaa]

o0jaaalaa zeeea inmo0rthal po0r ke eztha bn guuaapo0

[TheMultiverse666]

January 5th, 2012

[TheMultiverse666]

It's like a chess game that has already been played before. Everything is set in its order, all I have to do is wait for my move to take effect. It's like watching a movie again, because you know what's going to happen, but you can't change what happens, you're just waiting for the movie to go by. A plan that will not fail.

[c4chus]

hahahahahaa



[maskscraper]

The actual person in

The Man from Earth

[Conahful]

Mounet died of heart disease on February 10, 1922. Not unusual and yes, a body was "found."

[xero993]

@Conahful Nice try Keanu...

[Droidspherical]

JA JA JA AJ ajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Que videooooooo más gracioso.

[tkd96]

desde ke exite el phtoshop... todos los artistas son inmortales

[stevedog1018]

no use in making a big deal outta some pretty dude who i personall like to date into a mystery that ain't particularly interested!

[stevedog1018]

Big deal nothing wrong with recycled genetics! besides carbon copies are a reflection of good looks! hahaha lol



[kamico2007]

he uses NIVEA face cream and vitamines, enough said

[Gandaghela]

reincarnation i think

[morena73100]

pues si keanu reeves, es vanpiro yo me dejo que me muerda jejejeje

[nemontemi666]

south park wast right...



[BelenciithaRiios97]

lo unico q no se hacen pa envejeser es el botox

[iwantmycatsbackloser]

Apparently, Nicholas Cage is immortal too -- if you lend any creedence to other youtube vids claiming as much. (Entitled "Nicholas Cage a Vampire", etc.) And both Reeves and Cage were born in 1964.

Charlemagne seems a bit of a stretch for Keanu, but maybe that's why Reeves' middle name is Charles. Eh?

And probably Nicholas (Cage) was the last tsar of Russia, and he escaped with Anastasia. To America.

[fiveMIRrOrs]

@iwantmycatsbackloser A remake of Highlander with Nicholas Cage and Keanu Reeves, where they play themselves.

How wicked would that be?

[VIOLENTRYU]

Claro que no envejece! porque su cuerpo es mantenido con vida por una fuente de energia pura alienigena, y su verdadero nombre es Klaatu.

[mysweetsmile23]

OMG LOL!

[nanobreaker21]

ps claro que es inmortal no ven que es NEO?

[Bozter]

jajajajajaja

[taliby13]

TIME LORD!

[verololaPO]

Jajaja JUajaja!!!

[carlitopmartin]

q tonteria

[leorodri100]

nothing really strange about vampires...they are pretty common actually you just have to stop believing in the legends they themselves talk...guess i'm talking to much i'll shut before any vamp younger than 100 start to think that i'm a threat to the masquerade...

[aislinpixel]

xDDDDD

[elpapape1]

jajajajajaajajaj te pasaste de lanza con este video

[westy636R]

No way, dude! You totally busted his bogus, time-travelling immortal ass. Excellent!!

[xXNoxidoXx]

OMG Keanu Reeves is jesus o.O

[calito0010]

Well at least he is not a gay vampire like those dudes from twilight

[dance4lifenow]

0:35 looks legit ....

[ngconde25]

This video is hilarious congratulations!

[XxMasterSasorixX]

keanu reeves is jesus it all makes sense now !!!

[Gabymer90]

@XxMasterSasorixX hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[cesarpado14]

@XxMasterSasorixX jajajaja xD

[gelec777]

no mames